Okay folks, this is it. Based off from the episode called "EXES and OOHS" but a whole different take on the situation involving Moxxie, and a big thanks to "Marvelomac1010" for the concept to this chapter, and the continuing. So, enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Of Exes & OOHS part 1."
(June 06. I.M.P Tower, Imp City. Pride Ring, Hell.)
The group are in the meeting room, and they are composed of Blitz, Loona, Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and EveLynn. Vark couldn't come, he's got plans, I think and Millie will be back, she went out to get donuts.
"Alright, so this meeting is about a possible renovation to the tower, and we already know about the small issues here, one of which is lack of anyone around besides Layla, and speaking of which where the fuck is she?" asked Blitz.
Lincoln explains. "She's busy printing out the document you made."
Moxxie then asks. "Also, why are we starting this meeting now? Shouldn't we wait for Millie?"
Then Millie comes in, and she looks pissed off that there is a volcano blowing up in her eyes, she throws the box of donuts, but Luna catches the box and the donuts flying in, then Millie punches the wall, and a practice dummy of Richmund is revealed and she attacks it with no mercy.
The others are so confused by this and some are a little freaked out and they normally see this side of Millie for when they go and kill someone, but then Moxxie speaks. "Millie, are you feeling okay?"
Millie then looks to them and hisses, but then she calms down after seeing her husband and daughters have concerned looks. "Yeah, I just... bumped into an ex."
The others didn't expect that response. "Oh... Oh kay."
Millie continues, and all while she punches and folds the dummy. "He just keeps going on and on, about how he has money now and a bright future and to go and suck a cock!"
Moxxie is confused and he holds her hand. "Wait, what?"
Millie looks frustrated again. "Every fucking time I see his stupid ass face, I just need to..." she then grabs an axe from the wall, and she uses it to hack the dummy, and this kinda confuses the others, but this seems like a personal thing. But then her axe hits a drawer and some photos come out.
They see the photos, but Blitz yells. "No don't look at those!"
But it's too late, and they see the photos are from long ago, and it's of Moxxie and Millie and their many sexual moments. Loona then looks to Blitz, and so do the others. "Blitz, what the fuck is this?"
Blitz feels embarrassed and he grabs the photos. "Those are research, and none of your business, and I swear I got rid of this shit back then, god fucking damn it!" But then his phone rings, and he answers it. "Wait, what? Business you say? Hmmm? Hang on, wait... We are only killing folks on earth, we don't do deals to kill other fuckers here in hell. We don't quite do that, anymore... Sorta."
But then his mood changes. "Huh, well as long as the pay is good, then we'll fucking do it!" The others didn't like where this is going, but to hear what he said about 'killing those in hell' it sounds like something Striker would do, but they would barely do.
"Wait, wait? Transport?" Just then, they hear the sounds of what is a helicopter, and they look out the window and they see this aircraft. "What the fuck is this?"
"Blitz, what the hell is going on here?" asked Moxxie.
Blitz then explains. "Some guy called, wants us to kill some folks or something here in hell, and he apparently wants to meet with us at his location in Greed Ring." They recall, Greed Ring is where Loo-Loo Land is, or what used to be Loo-Loo Land, after they burned it to the ground.
Then a grappling hook is launched to the building, and it pulls the wall off and now we have a big hole. This angers Blitz. "Are you fucking kidding me?! We have a door, enough with the wall breaking shit! But to be honest, this is the first time for this new building."
Then they see a platform for them to cross, acting as a bridge to the chopper, and then this shark-like demon appears, and he speaks. "I.M.P, right this way please." They all weren't sure about this, but Blitz follows and so do the others.
Loona then whispers to her kids. "Be ready for anything, guys." Lincoln and Luna nod.
Moxxie then speaks with concern. "Sir, I don't think this is such a good idea."
"Guys, it's gonna be fine. Now, get you're asses moving" replied Blitz, and they all go into the helicopter. "Also, someone has to pay for the damage to our wall, again."
They all take their seats, but they see the seat belts are broken, and then Lucy asks. "Is this thing safe?"
"Don't worry, we are professionals!" replied the shark-demon, and they fly off, but the platform is still attached, and it breaks another part of the wall. They head off to Greed Ring.
The door opens, and Layla comes in, and she sees that the others are gone, and there is this big hole in the wall. So she opens a part of the wall, and shows some stuff used to repair damages such as this, and she gets to work.
(Somewhere in Greed Ring.)
Elevator Hangar 3 opens, and the chopper flies out, and they are now flying above Greed Ring. They look down, and can see Loo-Loo Land, which is still under construction, but possibly won't come back. Some imps hoarding cash, many car chases going around, some imps dumping waste into the river and a group of imps beating and shooting a dead imp.
They then pass by this large sign that says "NotaMafia Town. No Mafia here, we're Mafia Free."
Lincoln knows otherwise. "Yeah, that sign is not fooling anybody, but then again hell has a lot of characters with less mind and a brain span."
Moxxie scoffs. "Ugh, I hate this place."
Blitz recalls. "Oh yeah, this is you're old stomping grounds, right Moxx?
Lucy and EveLynn were never told about this, but they were told that Moxxie was born from Wrath Ring, and Millie recalls where Moxxie was raised. Moxxie sighs, and he nods. "Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up right over there, and swore that I would never come back and..." But then the helicopter changes course. "Uh, wait... What? W-Where are we going?"
Then he looks to his boss. "Blitz, who did you say was this meeting with?"
Blitz recalls. "Huh, I'm not sure. Just some big rich guy or fella who wants to discuss assassination business at his place. Why? Something wrong, Moxx?"
The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie sees where they are. "Oh no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no!"
They see this large mansion, and Moxxie didn't wanna go there, but Blitz gets him to move, and they all leave the helicopter and then head towards the place. But the others, and even Blitz knows that something is wrong, and it has something to do with Moxxie.
Then someone comes out from the mansion, speaking in this Mafia-like accent. "There he is. There's my boy. Get over here, and give your daddy a hug?" Who is he?
Crimson.
Crimson Knolastname is Moxxie's father and the head of a powerful mafia organization in the Greed Ring. Crimson is a vicious and extremely ruthless crime boss that controls a large army of shark-imp gangsters.
Crimson is an imp demon sporting messy white hair, black and white horns, and yellow sclera; around his eyes are white markings with the right being larger than the left. He possesses a crooked and bent tail with white accents near the base and right on top of the fork.
His build is similar to Moxxie, with similarly shaped horns and identical hair, the only differences being that his skin is a darker shade of crimson and his sideburns are longer and bushier. Unlike Moxxie, his legs appear to be plantigrade, akin to a regular human, rather than digitigrade. One of his fangs has been replaced with a golden fang. Physically, he stands at an average height for an imp, being slightly taller than Moxxie and closer to height as Blitzo.
His attire consists of a red high-collar shirt that grips his neck, topped by a navy blue suit with light blue accents, thin red stripes, red buttons, and red lining. His pants are a dark blue which also have thin red stripes, and wears a black fedora with red and white band. His shoes are black and red heeled dress shoes, which may be altering his height, assuming his feet are differently shaped than Moxxie's.
This surprises everyone. "Wait, Daddy?!"
Crimson then snaps his fingers and he speaks. "Hey, hey. I only let Moxxie call me that... unless you pay me!" He then laughs at his own joke, and then he sees the others. "So, looks like the whole gang showed up, and even the humans." He looks to Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and EveLynn, and he smirks. "How quaint."
Moxxie sighs. "Guys, this is... This is my father, Crimson." He looks to his father. "Sir, this is my boss Blitz, my friends Loona, Lincoln and Luna and this is my wife Millie, and our adopted children, Lucy and EveLynn."
Crimson smirks and kisses the hand of Millie. "And what a wife she is, Moxx. I am impressed, and almost upset that you hid this fine woman from me, and also... I didn't expect those two to be part of this." This confuses Lucy and EveLynn. "Jeez, that little girl gives me the creeps."
Lucy and EveLynn already don't like him.
Then Crimson sees Lincoln and Luna. "And good to see the future overlords." But they don't trust or like him, and even Loona doesn't like where this is going.
Crimson then continues. "Now, come on in everyone. For we have some important business to discuss. Also, dinner will be ready soon, so let's all head inside and speak of this further." They all head inside, but then Millie asks her husband.
"Hey baby, how come you never let me meet your pa before?" this also gets the attention of their girls.
Moxxie seems nervous. "Well, I uh... it's never been any of a..."
"Hey, the rest of you!" said Crimson. "Move it before it gets cold."
Moxxie looks to his wife, and kids. "Look, we can talk about it later." They all head inside, but then Crimson stops and he looks to his two goons. He snaps his fingers, and they follow him and they close the door, to make sure nobody else comes in and ruins what he has planned.
They are now in the Family den, or could be the Living Room, and Crimson pours a drink for himself, while everyone else sits down on the chairs. Loona, Lincoln and Luna remain standing, and vigilant of their surroundings. "So, tell me Blitz. You always have been a hitman?"
Blitz then explains. "Well, no not really. I was in the circus for a long time."
This gets the attention of Crimson. "Showbiz, huh? Lots of money that they make, but then again this hitman thing seems to be paying you in big bucks, and I am an imp who respects big bucks businesses."
"Yeah, sure." Deep down, Blitz feels like this asshole is just like his dad.
Moxxie then asks. "What are we doing here, sir?"
Crimson then has a cigar and he lights it. "Moxxie, you know that I raised ya better than that. You know that there is no business before dinner, and besides we're still waiting on one more."
Just then, the doors are kicked open, by someone who Moxxie and Millie know. "Woohoo hoo! What is up, party people?!" Who is he?
Chazwick "Chaz" Thurman.
Chazwick Thurman He was the ex-boyfriend of Moxxie and Millie, Chaz presents himself to the world as a cocky jokester, heavily full of himself, thinking that he's someone everyone wants to be with. However, he has been shown to be very calm and charismatic, as shown by Moxxie during their initial relationship.
Chazwick appears as a tall, shark demon having gray-toned skin with a yellow underside and gills; his fins also sport a similar pattern, but have dark green accents and white spots on their ends. His sclera are neon blue with white rings, with the right eye having a small scar on it.
He also has two scars on his chest and a scar on his upper left arm. He has short, evergreen hair that sticks upwards, with dark horns protruding from his head. He also sports sea green teeth and a long tail where that is missing its skin having jagged ends with light tips. He dons a gray striped shirt that's topped by a navy green jacket with white accents and bone designs on its sleeves.
His pants are the same color, which are tied by a belt with a bone buckle; his shoes are dark having green tips on the front. He also wears a small, gray fedora on his head.
"Chaz?!" Moxxie and Millie then look to each other. "Wait, you know him?!"
Loona sighs. "Oh boy, and this is about to turn south real fast."
Millie then explains. "You remember that ex I was talking about earlier today?"
Then Chaz gets between them. "Looks like I have two big sex reunions today!" He hugs them both. "How lucky am I?" But they both knock him away.
Millie then asks. "Wait, Moxxie did you date him to?!"
Chaz smirks hearing that. "Heh, but no big deal but I usually bone half the folks I wouldn't want to..."
"Wait, wait. You fucked Moxxie and Millie?!" said Blitz. "How come I never knew this?!"
Lincoln sighs. "And here comes the old Blitz we knew back then, this is gonna turn stupid."
Moxxie scoffs. "It happened a long time ago..." Chaz is about to talk some more, but then a baseball was thrown at him. "Good job, and nice throw there sweetie." Chaz didn't like hearing that, he knows that Moxxie is married and adopted two human girls and seeing Lucy is freaking him out.
Chaz then continues. "Well, it was long ago back when he ran with me, and I ran with him and we were the top notch, gun them all down mafia duo who knew how to mess up and fuck up everyone we knew. We were like, true and great sex stars!"
Blitz laughs from this. "Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, like that is... Even..." They all look around and see the photos on the wall, of everything Moxxie has done, and with his father, and that they actually are a mafia. "Possible? Wait, wait. So, that's why he's fucking good with guns?"
Then the doors open, and a shark-demon goon comes inside, dragging a body bag, and EveLynn and Luna speak. "Oh, holy shit."
Millie then looks to her husband. "You never told me this before."
Moxxie looks nervous. "I don't like to talk about this part of my life, but..." He then calms down and then he explains to all of them about how he met Chaz, and how their eyes met and... Yeah, the whole romantic thing, and this makes sense to everyone to now realize, Moxxie is bisexual. Moxxie then explains to them about how Chaz and him were a great duo, until the heist went wrong, and Chaz bailed and left Moxxie for the cops to take away and arrest, and that led to Moxxie being sent to jail, and meeting his cellmate, Blitz.
Blitz spits out his drink, and now he sees how it all began, but he can also see that Moxxie might have some personal issues, with his father. Blitz can pretty much tell, since he knows how that shit feels.
"So, once I got out, I never looked back." Hearing this, surprises them all and even Lucy and EveLynn did not see that coming. But they feel disgusted about what Chaz did, but then again if it never happened then Blitz would not have met Moxxie. Though, Millie looks super pissed off.
Though, Crimson does look kinda pissed off, but he tries to calm down. Chaz looks nervous "Well, like you said... That was a long time ago..."
He sees the rage in Millie's eyes and she yells. "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" She leaps towards him, but Chaz hides behind Crimson, and then Moxxie, Blitz, EveLynn and Lincoln hold her back, and she looks enraged, and even Crimson didn't see this shit coming. "You should've died bitch!"
But then a maid shows up. "Dinner, is served."
They are now in the dining room, and all of them silent and looking to Chaz and Crimson, though mostly Chaz and with anger in their eyes, and this makes things very uncomfortable. Blitz then speaks. "So, what the fuck are we doing here again besides recalling memories that we all wanna not recall and then kill the fucking past?"
Crimson eats his food, and then he explains the truth. "Now, I don't wanna do business with I.M.P. I wanna do business, with my son, Moxxie."
This surprises Moxxie and he coughs out his food. "Me?!"
"Yeah kid." Crimson looks to his son sternly. "I summoned I.M.P, to make sure that you'd show. Because... Well, we're bringing Chaz into the family."
This surprises Moxxie. "What? Since when can anyone join the family?"
Crimson then stops drinking. "Come on, Moxx. You had responsibilities here, which I had to pick up after you left. Now, Chaz here is gonna lighten the load."
This angers Moxxie and he talks back. "Wait, I thought you always hated his guts?"
That part surprises Chaz, but then Crimson explains. "Well, I don't know if I exactly hated him..."
Then Moxxie speaks. "You called him a friendless horse fucker and said that we lived a sissy lifestyle."
Chaz is so confused, and so Crimson explains. "Yeah, well I was wrong. You've been gone a long time Moxxie. A man can change, and so is Chaz."
Chaz smiles and he tries to sound responsible and shit. "Yeah, I've grown, matured and recently came into some millions. But, mostly the whole mature thing."
Blitz then speaks. "Oh, so that friendless horse fucker with the sissy life, and I don't mean you Moxx. Gets the moolah, and we waste our time coming here for nothing, when clearly we could be somewhere else and doing our own business which has raked us in more cash than the friendless shores shit stain of the Greed Ring toilet?" That makes Loona, Lincoln and Luna laugh. "Ha, that was funny!"
Even Moxxie, Millie, Lucy and EveLynn smirk from that joke, but the joke doesn't make Chaz happy, but he tries to calm down and keep it chill. "Come on, I am the whole package. If you know what I mean." But the others remain silent, and don't seem impressed. "I got a big dick."
Millie then asks. "What the hell does this have to do with my husband?"
Crimson then explains some more. "There's gonna be a big and special ceremony tomorrow and Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings from the organization and hand it all over to Chaz. Then you can go back to ignoring you're family to your heart's content." Hearing that, makes Moxxie feel small and weak. This concerns everyone else seeing him like this.
Millie then intervenes. "Well maybe, he wouldn't have to ignore his family if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no good shark tooth fuck face!" But this doesn't intimidate Chaz and he just grins, but the Silva Hounds growl, and this kinda scares Chaz.
Crimson then tries to calm things down. "Look, everybody here relax. Look, I know that tensions here have been kinda high tonight. Say, why don't you folks stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow, and then you'll be free to leave." He signals one of his goons, and he opens the door for everyone to go out.
Moxxie sighs. "Yes sir." They all stand up, but Millie is concerned for her husband, and they all head out.
But then Crimson speaks. "A moment, Moxxie."
Moxxie then looks to Millie with comfort. "Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there" He then goes back inside, but this makes Millie, Lucy and EveLynn concerned about him and what might happen, they then snarl when Chaz tries to hug them and he backs off, and the doors close behind Moxxie.
There is a brief moment of silence, and then Crimson speaks. "So, you think you're too good for this family now?"
Moxxie is confused. "What?"
"Come here..." Moxxie does as he is told and he goes towards Crimson. But before Moxxie can even ask, he is knocked away by his father and hits the ground. "You think that you can just walk away from this family and never come back? You're dead wrong, Moxx! As a matter of fact the only thing that you're right about is that obnoxious friendless horse shit fucking pig can't get in, not unless he marries in!"
This confuses Moxxie, and also surprises him. "Marries? But, who would he..."
"Who do you think? This family needs that money, his money to be exact!" Crimson then sits back down. "And it's about time that you're useless ass was put to use for something!"
"B-But sir, I'm already married. I can't just..."
"You think I give a shit about the stupid life style that you have now, or even give a shits about those two pieces of mistakes you adopted?! Come on Moxx, I made this entire house to your kinds liking." Crimson pushes a button, and fake plastic dicks stick out from the walls, and this freaks out Moxxie.
"W-Wait... What?! What do you think I'm into?!"
"What? This is the kind of shit that gays are like."
Moxxie then explains. "Sir, first thing is that I am bisexual!"
Crimson nods. "Yeah, gay."
"Oh for fucks sake!" Moxxie is feeling annoyed. "And secondly, I don't know any other person whose sexuality would be even interested in this garbage!"
But then they hear Blitz laughing. "Ha! There's dicks coming from the walls, oh this shit is fucking hilarious! I am so recording this shit, and showing it to my babe."
Loona then yells. "What the fuck is this shit?! Who the fuck is even into this shit?!"
They can even hear Lincoln and Luna barfing as well.
Crimson then grabs Moxxie. "Look at me kid, one way or another you are going to do what I fucking say. Don't you dare fucking cross me."
This makes Moxxie remember his childhood of growing up here. The times when he had his mother, and she was always there to help guide him, and make him a better imp, but then his father would try to have his goons to make Moxxie into what he wants him to be. But then his mother left after an argument with her husband, and everything changed and Moxxie was raised by his father, and he fave him a warning after he showed his son how to dump the bodies of those who cross his path.
"Let this be a lesson Moxxie, this is what happens when you cross me."
But among the bodies left to die in the river, a shoe appears and it belonged to Moxxie's mother...
We return back to the present, and he is scared. Crimson then speaks. "Now get to bed Moxxie, you got a big day tomorrow."
He then let's go of his son. "Yes, sir."
"Oh and Moxx. If you ever talk back to me again, you and that stupid family of yours and those assholes you call friends, are gonna be leaving in boxes, and never ever coming back. Because hell, I ain't afraid to take down a stupid fucking crew of fuckers, and humans, not even overlords could scare me fucking silly." Hearing that, fills Moxxie with fear and he leaves the room.
Leaving Crimson to his silence, and surrounded by plastic dicks, and this annoys him.
Moxxie heads to his old room, and he looks to Millie who is in her own room, and she is concerned for him. "Wait, why are we in separate rooms?" she then goes to her husband. "Moxxie, are you okay?"
Moxxie sighs and he tries to be comforting to her. "It's just gonna be one night, Millie. It's okay, and tomorrow everything will be alright, and fine."
Millie is scared about this, but then he gives her a kiss on the cheek, and lips and then he goes back to his room, Millie doesn't like where this is going and she can feel something is wrong, and so she goes back to her own room. Even Lincoln and Luna are in separate rooms, and Loona and Blitz as well.
Moxxie closes the door, but then he sees Chaz is here. "Hello there Moxx. Got the bed all..." but then he is kicked out, and the door is locked. Chaz then goes to knock on Millie's door and she opens it, and she lands a punch to his face, he stumbles onto the door of Blitz's room, he opens it and kicks him away.
"Yeah, I am not interested in assholes like you, and also don't bother with the others, because you might end up losing your dick and your neck!" Blitz then closes the door, and locks it and so does everyone else.
Moxxie goes onto his bed, and he doesn't feel quite right, and so he brings out his cellphone and he goes through the pictures of himself with Millie, all the selfies they have taken. Their first date, their many romantic times, and even their wedding.
Moxxie has tears from his eyes, but then he is filled with determination and anger. Because he will not let his father push him around anymore. 'I am don't listening to Crimson, because my life is my choice and I choose my family that I have now, than the family was once part of and... and mom would've wanted that for me, and would've loved it too.'
(Meanwhile.)
Lucy and EveLynn come out from the vents. "We need to do something Luce" replied EveLynn.
Lucy nods. "Yeah, dad shouldn't be pushed around like that, not from his messed up and stupid dad. But then again, I have this bad feeling about Chaz, and even though we hate our supposed grandfather, something feels like he's getting scammed."
EveLynn nods. "Same here, let's go." They both leave the room using the window, and they see the car of Chaz. The duo then make it to the ground and they look for some way to open the car, but Lucy opens it easily.
"The guy sucks at keeping his stuff safe."
They go into the car, and they rummage around and they see a receipt for renting a suit which came from "Mammon" and they see an eviction notice on a paper. Some unpaid and overdue bills. They then go through the trunk and both Lucy and EveLynn look around.
They then see a list, a list of marrying Moxxie by saying he has fake cash, and claim the family profit. "Oh my god. This guy is a total fake" replied Lucy.
"Dude, he's a broken and washed up retarded and friendless horse shit fuck face the whole time?" asked EveLynn.
"Ya got that right." Lucy and EveLynn are pushed into the trunk and then it is closed and locked, by Chaz. "Sorry kids, I got me a wedding to prepare tomorrow, and you two little turds are in my way, but don't worry. When the wedding's all over, I might find someone in this place who would buy you two." Chaz then heads back inside.
EveLynn tries to kick the trunk open, but to no avail. "Damn it! We need to warn the others, this whole thing is a false piece of shit!"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: This is only just the beginning, for we all know what is in stake, and what is inbound in the following chapter (The next day) and it's gonna turn into trouble. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
In collaboration with Marvelomac1010.
Date made: 3/14/23.