We're close to the whole ordeal which went down in one of the episodes from Helluva Boss, but before that even goes down we need to see what the hell everyone else is up to, which might be a little chaotic and also kinda stupid. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Crime busting, and tomorrow's ordeal."
(June 24. Silva Hound Residence, Franklin Avenue. Royal Woods, Michigan.)
Here, we see Lincoln Silva Hound on the roof of the house, and he watches around for any signs of trouble, since lately some escaped convicts have been reported seen in Royal Woods, and they are known as the Stephenson's Brother's, and he is on high alert.
He continues to keep a close eye on things, and then he picks up a scent as he closes his eyes and concentrates. "Gotcha." Lincoln then leaps off the roof, and he runs on the sidewalk on all fours, and races by Lana and Lisa.
Lincoln then races past several houses, and is trying to make sure he doesn't lose the trail, and then he sees where it is coming from and the trail is headed for him, and so he waits for the right moment... Then he leaps and lands onto the hood of a car making a right turn.
The Stephenson's' Brothers are surprised by this, and the teenager growls. "What the fuck are you assholes doing here, huh?"
"Shoot him!" yelled Malcolm, since he is driving. So, his brother's open fire with their pistols, but Lincoln moves out of the way and he is now on the roof of the car. He then leaps inside, and he punches Malcolm in the face. "Mind if I drive?"
Frank and Paul want to shoot, but they can't since they are still on the road, and so they try to grab Lincoln, but he evades them and then lands some punches and scratches. "You assholes got some nerve coming into our town. Now, what the fuck are you three morons even up to?"
But they try to attack him, Lincoln does use his tail to move the car's steering wheel and making sure they don't crash into anything, but they do drive by Verosika's car, and she is surprised by what she saw. Then she calls for backup and something fast and blue colored flies fast.
The car continues to drive like crazy and Lincoln lands some more hits, and punches onto these bastards, but then the car is about to hit a parked moving van, and they brace for impact... But it never happens. The car is then rocked a little, and then Lincoln punches and then kicks all three men out of the car.
They stumble a bit, and then see that they are now parked, and then Lady Ace lands down. She picked up the car, and stopped them from crashing. "Look what the hellhound dragged in for me to land a beating." The Stephenson Brother's try to fight her, but she ducks and leg sweeps all three of them.
The man hole nearby opens, and Vark breaches and roars at all three men, and they end up screaming in fear, and Lincoln and Lady Ace both land some punches, and they are down and out. "Good job boy." Lincoln pets Vark. "Cops will be here soon."
Lady Ace then high fives with Lincoln. "Verosika contacted me, and thankfully I was in the area on patrol." she does notice something. "By the way, where is your sister, Luna?"
Lincoln then explains. "She's off on a triple Date Day. So, it's Luna and Sam, Lori and Bobby, Leni and Kurt. Meh, I wanted to tag along, but Jordan has other plans." They then see the cops arrive, and now they can send these escapees back to jail.
(Molly's Bar.)
Loona is checking on the things within the bar, to make sure that everything is ready for when it opens tonight. She makes sure that nothing is out of place, and that whatever might be expired will be thrown out, but then someone enters the bar. "We're closed" called out the hellhound.
But then Loona notices who it is. "Via?" It is Octavia Ars Goetia, the daughter of Stolas and Stella. This confuses her. "What the heck are you doing here?"
Octavia sighs, and she sits at one of the chairs by the bar. "Just, Loona... Something is about to go down tomorrow, and you might not like it."
Loona then hands the clipboard to Belle, and then she sits on the other chair next to Octavia. "Via, what's wrong? What the hell is going to happen tomorrow?"
Octavia then explains. "Tomorrow, my mother and father are going to meet with... Andrealphus, he is the brother of my mother, and that makes him my uncle to which I don't wanna deal with. But it seems like he wants to speak with all of us, well just myself, mum and dad."
Loona is surprised to hear this and she may have heard his name before. "Andrealphus, a marquis to the Ars Goetia pillars and member of the Ars Goetia Royal society. A master of debate, astronomy, Cryokenises and cunning. What the fuck does that guy want?"
Octavia sighs. "We don't know, and that is why I came here to say that you lot don't need to get involved. It might not go so well with whatever the hell he wants, but we can handle this. Things have changed, and my mum and dad are together again, and both are on the same side of not wanting to hassle with Andrealphus, but they want to know what he wants and then get it over with."
Loona then places a comforting hand on the shoulder of her friend. "Well, whatever happens... If you guys are in deep shit trouble, then don't be afraid to contact us. You guys might need some help."
Octavia smiles and nods. "Thanks, and is it alright if I can have an iced tea?" Brandon nods, and he makes them some. Then Octavia asks Loona. "By the way, what the heck is FutureTech doing at a birthday party not too far from here?"
This surprises Loona. "Wait, what?"
(Somewhere in Royal Woods.)
Here we see, a party is being celebrated and this birthday party is for someone headed off to Middle School, and this whole party plan was made possible thanks to Luan Mayberry, but unfortunately three guys wanna get involved to see if their small band idea could work.
The band's name: The FutureTech Bros... Yeah, it's a dumb name and Peter Sharp is managing them and seeing if this will work, the members of the band are: Victor on drums, Martin on keyboard, and Jack Cyber on the guitar.
Victor then calls out. "Hello and welcome, we are the FutureTech Bros, and we are ready to rock."
Martin then speaks. "We know that Middle School is a life advancement which will be something with obstacles and many other ordeals."
Jack Cyber then speaks. "And some of those obstacles and ordeals are like boulders." Everyone remains silent. "Also, this song is dedicated to the best know geological character in film history..."
The three of them yell. "The boulder from Indiana Jones!" They all remain silent and confused, and this makes Luan and Peter Sharp wide eyed, because nothing good can come from this.
Martin then calls out. "Alright, let's do this thing. A one, a two... A one, two three and..." the beat and tune begins.
Martin: Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru.
A giant stone ball with nothing to do.
Victor: But if you, steal my idol, I will roll right over you.
All three: 'Cause I'm, six tons of granite and micaceous schist.
Yeah I'm, six tons of granite and micaceous schist.
(Guitar Solo.)
Jack Cyber: I'm gonna crush you. I'm gonna much you.
You took my idol. I'm homicidal.
Gonna roll over you till your brain comes out.
And your bones will crunch and your blood will spout!
I'm not just a rock baby, I'm a freaking boulder! (Yells wildly.)
All three: 'Cause I'm, six tons of granite and micaceous schist.
Yeah I'm, six tons of granite and micaceous schist.
Everyone else is so confused, and remain silent hearing this and some of the preteens have no idea what the heck is even going on here. As this ridiculous song goes on, Luan and the parents look towards Peter Sharp, and then Luan asks. "What the heck is this?"
Peter Sharp sighs, and pinches the bridge of his nose. "Apparently the stupid song which they told me was great. This is what I get for trusting them, god damn it."
A/N: Looks like "Western Energy" is inbound, and a whole lot of other stuff to come around as well, and yes those idiots are doing that weirdo song. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
The song is called: Bert's Boulder Song from the Big Bang Theory.
Date made: 5/29/23.