We're back and closing into a chapter based off from one of the episodes which should've been shown last year, but never ever fucking did. I also wanna give a huge thanks to "Avenger44" for the clients and targets, and take note some stuff may have been changed, anyway... Enjoy reading this folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Just killing, and an invitation."
The Client: Eustace Miles.
In his late 80's, and a divorced farmer who lives alone growing his vegetables, but then some businessman wanted to buy his entire land, but he informed it is not for sale, but then this business man had his guards kill him.
Eustace is a sinner residing in Wrath Ring, and growing his own produce there, at a location that is actually perfect for some demonic plant life to grow. He wants to make a name for himself there.
Reasons for being in hell: He was a bad husband, even when he tried, and he is often seen as greedy, selfish, and at times abusive. But he tends to care only about the lands he owns, which have been passed down throughout his family.
The Target: Chip Casper.
In his early 40's. He is a mean, greedy, and horrid businessman who wants to buy many locations from people, and then sell them for higher prices, and he kills those who will not give him what he wants.
TheResults/Request: He is located north of California, and in his business building of some sort, beat his ass up and then shoot him. Then murder his sinner form. In return, the client will help provide the best and fresh produce for Blitz-O's Diner.
Warning from Client: He has a lot of bodyguards, and goons. You will need backup to take them down.
(July 6, night time somewhere north in California.)
We go to this large and tall warehouse building, and inside is the man whom which is responsible for so many outrages prices to lands, his name is Chip Casper, and he is in his office, and speaking on the phone. "Listen, the land is perfect for you, but it seems a little too perfect, and the price is... More than eight hundred grand on the market, and trust me that it'll be worth it."
He then stands up and continues to speak. "Yes, there is plenty of room to grow for whatever you plan to make possible." He then has some concerns. "Oh, the owners? Tsk, damn shame. The folks passed away, and they entrusted me with the land, and now I will honor them by selling the land and using the money to pay for the needy, and that is a solemn and honest thing."
He then smirks, and smiles. "Okay then, great. We can do the paperwork and..." But he is cut off. "Hello? Hello?" He then checks his cellphone, and there is no signal. "What the hell? Did a cell tower fall or something?" He then looks out the window, and he sees the cell tower is still standing far away.
But then he hears some gun shots, and then he hears several more, and what sounds like a barrage of bullets. Chip then grabs his Desert Eagle Pistol, and he loads it with ammo, and he waits for what might come for him.
He checks the tablet for the cameras and what he sees shocks him.
Lincoln Silva Hound throws a knife, and it impales through a guard, he then rips the head off and throws it to another, which gives Loona the opportunity and she uses her scythe to split this guard in half, she ducks as Blitzo leaps over, and uses his Assault Rifle and he guns down five more.
More guards show up, but then Angle Dust and Cherri Bomb appears from above, with Moxxie and Millie, and they have Tommy Guns and start shooting them all down. Three guards come out from another room, but then a red smoke is made, and they are slashed at the necks by summer and Dia.
The garage door opens, and several of the guards run for their lives, but Verosika Mayday and her crew come out, all of them with M60 guns, and they gun them all down. Verosika sees one of the goons escaping in a car, and she uses a bazooka and blows him up.
Vortex punches the wall, and grabs two guards, and he throws them to Vark who starts to rip them apart, and then Vortex charges and he slashes the necks of two guards. Velvette shows up, and she screams wildly with her chainsaws, and this makes three guards run for their lives.
The camera then sees Loona looking at it, and then she shoots it. This horrifies Chip, and he sees all the cameras are shut down. "No, no. What the hell do they want with me?!" He then grabs another weapon, an Auto shotgun. But before he can reload it, a fist comes through the wall and knocks him away. The wall is then broken down by Velvette.
"Knock, knock. Anybody home?!" The ones seen through the large hole are: Loona, Lincoln, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Vortex, Summer, Dia, Vark, Velvette, Verosika Mayday and her crew, they all grin and snicker seeing this man in fear.
Chip is terrified, and he tries to shoot but Moxxie shoots the gun away, and so he raises his hands up, and this makes Blitz snicker. "What do we look like? Cops?" He then shoots the man on the leg.
Before they kill him, Chip yells. "Wait"
They all groan, and then Millie asks. "What are your last words already fuck face?"
Chip then tries to make some sort of excuse. "What if, I give you all a good deal on a large plot of land?"
They are all confused, and think about this. Velvette grins. "Nope." They all head over and they start kicking this guy, and beat him up. The ones doing this are Blitz, Vark, Verosika's Crew, Moxxie, Millie, Summer, Dia and Velvette.
(EveLynn had something else to do, preparing for a big game soon, and Lucy is having a sleepover at her friend's house.)
Lincoln then opens the portal to hell. "Alright, you guys know where he might end up, and just end his miserable pathetic life."
Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb smirk. "You got it boss."
Lincoln smirks. "Guys, I am not your boss. I'm your friend."
Angel Dust snickers. "Kid, you're going to be an overlord soon. Best time we should call ya boss. Because, you're kinda like a leader, and that makes ya kinda like a boss. Like a Boss."
Cherri Bomb snickers. "They should make a song called, Like a Boss." They both go on through the portal and it closes. This makes the others chuckle a bit, and then Vortex goes over to Loona and Lincoln.
"Hey, thanks for letting me tag along in this. But, another reason why I wanted to come along is to say that you guys have been invited to a party in Gluttony Ring, since my girlfriend has never met you two."
Loona recalls. "Right, sorry. Sometimes we don't have time to go those parties due to some stuff we gotta hassle with. But I think we can come along for this one and also the bar is undergoing some new renovations until the end of the week, tomorrow night right?"
But something comes to Loona's thoughts. 'Come to think of it, I don't think we have met Tex' lady friend.'
Vortex smirks. "You know it, sister. Also, who else wants to come along to the party tomorrow?"
Velvette raises her hand. "Oh, me! Me! Me! Pick me!" she then grabs the mangled body of Chip and she rips him in half, and bathes in his blood.
The others back away from this and then Verosika speaks. "As fun as that sounds, no thanks. I don't think I wanna get indulged into more Beelze-juice for the time being, it did mess me up back then." Her crew also agree, and they know Verosika doesn't wanna have to be the old Verosika-self again.
Blitz also speaks. "Same here, Tex. Chef Ramsay is visiting Royal Woods, since there is a new season of Kitchen Nightmares." He looks to his two employees. "What about you M&M?"
Moxxie smirks. "We cannot. Millie and I have a date tomorrow night." Millie giggles and kisses his cheek.
Summer then speaks. "We can't come guys, sorry. We're going to be busy with our work. Perhaps some other time."
Lincoln then looks to Vortex. "Alrighty then, so I guess it'll be just myself, and mom, and Velvette. Vark might not come, since I know he has poker night." they see Vark shuffling some cards, and he does this with some pets every Friday night, well first Friday night of the month.
Loona then speaks. "Actually, I think I can reason with Octavia to come along, and also your sister would wanna come with too."
Lincoln is confused, and then Vortex speaks. "Wait, wait. I thought Lunes was on tour with Lilith."
Loona smirks. "They have been on tour for some time since they left home, and I think we can open a portal for her to come and join. We could also see if some other plus ones would wanna come along too."
Vortex smirks. "Oh hot dang, this is gonna be good. Believe me folks, you guys have never ever partied awesomely before when you've seen what my bee can do."
But hearing what Vortex said had them confused, and a little bit suspicious, and then Millie asks. "Wait, wait. Bee? As in, Queen Bee?"
Moxxie asks. "As in, Beelzebub? The one who secures and rules the domain of Gluttony Ring?"
Vortex nods. "Yeah, why?" He sees them all surprised, and even Loona and Lincoln. "What? What did I say? Wait, did I not mention that before."
Verosika is speechless. "No... No, you did not."
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Seems like things are about to turn into something else awesome, and dang fucking good for the next chapter! Thanks "Avenger44" for the client and target thing. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 6/27/23.