This is it guys! The time has come, time to end the life of the target, but it will also lead to something else completely unexpected. This is the big thing which we have been waiting for, based on the episode called "Unhappy Campers" Time to make some shit happen, and bloody! Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Target and the Sister."
(July 28 Camp Ivannakummore.)
Friday, and as the afternoon falls we see a lot of campers and camp counselors are gathered at one area of the camp, where a large stage has been made and set. They are all looking forward to the spectacular performance from Millard/Millie and Eve/EveLynn.
They see smoke is made, and rising from a platform below are the duo which they have been waiting for, and some sparks are igniting, to which Lucenda/Lucy is making possible as she operates the pyrotechnics table.
Everyone cheers, claps and calls out to the duo on stage and this makes both figures on stage happy to hear them cheering, and Millie looks to EveLynn. "You ready for this thing?"
EveLynn nods. "As ready as I'll ever be, mom. Let's make this an awesome and somewhat long performance!" The duo then race away from each other, and their bikes appear, and they use them to ride circles around each other, and then they jump over some hoops of fire that come from below.
Everyone cheers loudly and this makes Lucy smile, and then she looks to the others who are Moxxie and Lincoln, the duo are hiding and she nods. The duo nod and they head off, they also noticed the target Jimmy is not amongst the crowd.
Moxxie and Lincoln both head for the boat house. "Alright, so Jimmy is not amongst the people."
Lincoln nods. "Yeah, I overheard him talking on his phone to someone, to meet him at the boathouse. We can find out what he's been doing and then end his miserable pathetic life." They then go through some bushes, but they encounter someone they know.
"What the sir?"
"Blitz? What the heck are you doing here, Pop-pop also where the hell have you been?"
Blitz is confused seeing his employee and adopted grandson. "Moxx? Linc? What the fuck are you doing here, and why are you two dressed like that? This some kind of part-time job?"
Moxxie is still dressed as Maxine, and Lincoln is still dressed as a Camp Counselor, and they both explain. "Seemed like the best kinda disguises to sneak around and go unnoticed by everyone else."
Moxxie then speaks. "We're here to finish the job which you left me to be in charge of."
Blitz is surprised to hear this and is slightly annoyed. "Christ on a fucking stick. You guys are still working on that one? It's been a fucking week since you guys started or something. I thought you guys would just go in and kill the guy already or something dumb."
Lincoln sighs. "Apparently Moxxie wanted us to go undercover and just track down any hints or clues. Like a detective thing, and he also tried to get close to some gals, but it didn't work and they made fun of him."
Blitz sees the outfit Moxxie is in. "Yeah, I can fucking see that." He then heads to the boathouse and same with Lincoln and Moxxie. They sneak around the boathouse and try to be stealthy and go unnoticed by their target who is inside.
Moxxie then asks Blitz. "And what exactly are you doing here sir?"
Blitz sighs and he explains. "Well, since I am here, and to the fact this shit hasn't been dealt with. I guess helping finish this botched up job, and I know for fucking sure the client will be wondering what's taking so fucking long." He then stands in front of the door. "But mostly I'm looking for my sister."
Lincoln is surprised to hear this. "Wait, wait. What? You're sister?"
But it's too late, and Blitz kicks open the door. Blitz then sees his sister. "Barbie!"
His sister is in human form, thanks to her crystal and she has Jimmy helping her with something, and she is surprised, and also angered to see Blitz. "Blitz?!"
Barbie Wire.
She is a former circus performer and Blitzo's twin sister, as well as the former co-worker of Fizzarolli and the adoptive aunt of Loona and making her an adoptive relative to Lincoln and Luna.
Being Blitzo's twin sister, she has a striking resemblance to him. Barbie is a slim, red Imp with large curled horns, red eyes with yellow sclera, sharp teeth and black, claw-like fingers. Like the rest of her family, she has a heart-shaped skull marking on her forehead. Across her skin are white stripes, some forming crosses on her forearms as well as one crossing out the marking on her forehead. She wears a white and dark red, short striped dress with black, knee-high boots.
She also wears a sleeveless jacket and a wrist watch, which contains an Asmodean Crystal inside the orb allowing her to shape shift into a human disguise. The heart-shaped skull mark on her forehead is also crossed off. When using the power of the Asmodean Crystal, Barbie takes the form of a dark-skinned human woman with two brown pig-tails. Her eyes change from red to purple.
Moxxie then asks. "You know her?"
Blitz sighs and he explains. "The hell that I know her, of course I fucking know her. That's my sister, fuckface. Just in a human disguise."
Lincoln is surprised to see his adopted great auntie for the first time. 'Wow! Why the hell didn't we get those crystals to help with the human disguises for Blitz, Moxxie and Millie?'
Back with EveLynn and Millie...
The duo are now doing some basketball bank shots, on the stage and blindfolded. EveLynn has her back turned and she has her eyes covered and her ears, and yet she nails the bank shot. Millie does the same, but she does so in an upside down position.
Afterwards, the duo are now doing some axe juggling and axe throwing, and they manage to nail their targets, and they even do this shit blind folded and turning around. EveLynn kinda lights her axes on fire, to which Millie does the same.
This amazing feat of talent makes everyone else cheer, and some of them have tears of joy for such amazing skills. Lucy smiles seeing this. 'Looks like mom and sis both have talents together with this. I wonder how the others are doing.'
Back at the Boat House...
Barbie in her human form then asks annoyed. "What the fuck are you doing here shit head?"
Blitz scoffs, and he speaks. "I should be asking you the damn same thing. You checked yourself out of rehab, and no phone calls, no notes and then I had to track you down to this shit hole with..." He looks to the camp counselor. "Who the fuck is this?"
Jimmy waves to them, but Barbie intervenes and pushes him aside. "None of your fucking business. He's no one, he works for me." He then sees Moxxie. "Also, who the heck is the little Twinkie here?"
Moxxie is about to speak, but his boss beats him to it. "Eh, no one. He works for me."
Barbie does see Lincoln and she smirks. "I see ya brought the kid with ya. Heard about the whole adopted family thing, and the hellhound you took in which became where ya are now, you useless piece of shit." Blitz is annoyed hearing those words, and Lincoln is confused, and also feeling pissed off.
Moxxie then speaks to Blitz. "Sir that is the guy who is the target. He's the asshole who we've been looking for since day one." He crosses his arms.
Lincoln speaks next. "We had to wait for that guy to show up, and he has been taking a long god damn fucking time to bother even coming to the camp."
Blitz snickers and smirks hearing this and he crosses his arms. "Oh shit, Barb. Looks like you're boy toy got himself into some trouble."
Barbie is confused hearing this. "The fuck are you talking about?"
Moxxie then explains for her. "He killed our client, and now our client wants him dead, and so we're here to finish him off for killing that said client. Have you seen the missing posters around the camp?"
Barbie is shocked to hear this, and she looks to Jimmy in anger. "You did fucking what?!"
Jimmy then explains. "He found out about you're drugs and what we've been doing."
Barbie scoffs. "I don't wanna fucking hear it, kid." Then he looks to Blitz and the others. "Look, you're not killing off my supplier. I need this guy alive."
Blitz pinches the bridge of his nose and groans. "Supplier of fucking what? You're not back on that H8 again are you?" Hearing that one has Lincoln concerned and more confused than before.
Barbie scoffs, and crosses her arms. "Fuck no, it's just heroin."
Blitz sighs in relief. "Oh thank fucking Satan for that shit." He then looks ticked off. "So, now you're peddling with heroin? What the fuck is the point of that? That kinda stuff doesn't even get rid of a fucking headache, and doesn't even do that much to demons."
Lincoln recalls, normal drugs don't do much to sinners, and hell spawns. But does make them kinda hyped and large pupils with enhanced sight. Drugs forged from hell, which has a major effect on what lurks within the underworld.
"It's honest work okay?!" replied Barbie. "And it's honest work to keep me away from ever seeing you again, Blitz-O."
Moxxie then has a knife and he asks. "And you teamed up with genius here, because?"
Barbie smirks and she replies. "Do you have any idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate."
Lincoln then speaks. "She's sorta not wrong on that one. Some are not easy to fool, but there are others who are just so easy to manipulate, and apparently Jimmy over there is one of them."
Jimmy then protests with his arms crossed. "Hey, no I'm not."
Barbie then speaks in a sweet tone, and shows off her rear to the guy. "Oh, Jimmy-Wimmy. Can you please keep unloading the dwuggy-wuggies for me?" She then has adorable puppy dog eyes.
This makes Jimmy smile and have hearts in his eyes. "Heh, sure thing Barb. Whatever you say babe." He then goes off to do his work. Barbie Wire grins seeing this, but this angers Blitz, surprises Moxxie and annoys Lincoln.
Moxxie sighs and looks ticked off. "Sir, we have spent a week doing this mission. We are fucking finishing it, one way or another." He readies the knife, and Lincoln has his claws out, and his eyes turn red.
But then Barbie intervenes and she looks pissed off. "Don't you fucking dare!"
Time to transition between what is happening at the boathouse and outside.
Millie and EveLynn both play on the electric guitar, and the drums. A song is played, called "You got the Power!" by, some random dude. Fireworks go off, and some fire sparks.
Blitz, Moxxie, Lincoln, Barbie and Jimmy can see this from the boathouse, and so Moxxie goes in to slash and stab Jimmy, but a demonic tail grabs him, and they see Barbie enter her true imp form, and she throws Moxxie over to Lincoln, but he catches him.
Barbie then uses her tail and she knocks both Lincoln and Moxxie into the water below the boat. Barbie looks to her brother in anger. "Come on Blitz-O, haven't you fucked up my life already?!"
Millie continues on the guitar, and EveLynn on the drums, and the fireworks display is looking amazing and awesome.
Moxxie comes out from the water, but Barbie grabs him and she throws him to the wall, then Lincoln breaks the boards below, but Barbie grabs him by the neck and throws him to the wall, but he lands safely and growls.
Then Barbie tackles Moxxie and tries to punch him, Blitz heads over to stop this and same with Lincoln. Jimmy tries to find a way to escape, but the knife almost hits him and it's from Moxxie. Lincoln then gets Barbie off from Moxxie, and Blitz tries to hold her back.
Moxxie charges towards Jimmy, and he tries to beat him to death. Barbie Wire tries to get the boat engine working, but Lincoln pushes her, and Moxxie throws Jimmy to Lincoln, and he turns the engine of the boat upwards, and is about to shred the head of Jimmy with the propeller blades, but Barbie pushes him aside, and she turns off the engine.
Blitz tries to stop her, but Barbie kicks him in the face, and she grabs Moxxie by the horns. But Lincoln tackles her, and he tries to claw at her face, but Barbie uses her tail and she grabs Lincoln by the neck and throws him to Moxxie, and right before he could attack Jimmy. Blitz then tries to stop Barbie again, but she punches him off and she goes after Moxxie and Lincoln.
Meanwhile, EveLynn is doing some cool tricks with numb chucks, while Millie blows fire from her mouth and then she eats a whole sword. To which everyone cheers, but they aren't done yet. EveLynn then throws some ninja stars to a target, and Millie spits the sword out and they connect to the target, and everyone cheers as an explosion is behind them making them look cool.
EveLynn and Millie then jump to the crowd, and now the both crowd surf, with electric guitars.
Back with the others. Moxxie hits the wall, but he grabs the knife and sees Blitz being choked by his sister, and then Lincoln tackles Barbie, but she punches him in the head, and then she pokes his right eye, and then kicks him away from her, and Lincoln falls into the water.
Moxxie tries to stab and slash at Jimmy, but Barbie intervenes and Jimmy dodges the best he can. Then Blitz grabs his sister, but she overpowers him and steps on his foot, then she grabs Moxxie and slams him onto Blitz. Lincoln surfaces again, but Barbie slaps him hard on the face, and then she head butts Lincoln and he falls into the water again.
Jimmy sees Moxxie slowly coming to him, and Jimmy has blood coming from his nose and lip, and Moxxie is one anger mess and wants to end this fucker. But then Barbie tackles him, and then Blitz tackles her, and it turns to a pile up fight near the steps of the boat house.
Jimmy then grabs one of the sacks of heroin, and he throws it at them. The heroin bag blows up and now Blitz, Barbie and Moxxie are affected by the drug, they're faces have some white powder, and their pupils are now larger, and they look kinda adorable.
They blink, but then go back to what they were doing, and that proves that the normal drugs on earth does little effect to demonic forces from hell.
Lincoln comes out of the water, and sees this. 'Huh, I guess that proves the point, and looks kinda weird, and yet kinda adorable.' He snaps a photo of the trio fighting and looking high, and then he goes after Jimmy on the boat, but Barbie throws a wooden board, and Lincoln is knocked off course, and hits the wall and is unconscious.
Back with Millie and EveLynn, they both rock on hard with their guitars, making the fire around them move with such grace, that one of the camp counselors turns into nothing but bones.
As Millie and EveLynn are about to do a finishing guitar rip cord, a fireworks goes stray and flies off.
This rogue fireworks is headed to the boat house and breaks through the window and everything goes into slow motion.
Moxxie knocks Barbie off, and Blitz slowly gets back up. Lincoln stirs and looks to this, and Barbie looks in shock at what happens next, since Jimmy is standing on the boat, and inches from his face is the fireworks, and then...
Jimmy blows up, and blood is scattered everywhere. All of them are covered in his blood. Lincoln blinks and wipes it off. "Huh, we didn't even do that. At least that fucker is dead."
Barbie blinks and she yells in anger. "Satan fucking damn it!" she looks to Blitz. "Thanks a lot Blitz-O, now I'm outta the fucking job! Fuck!"
Lincoln protests. "What the fuck are you blaming him for? He didn't kill you're supplier boy toy!"
Barbie looks to Lincoln and growls. "Oh, shut the fuck up you runt!" This angers Lincoln greatly, but then Blitz intervenes and he speaks with his sister, while Moxxie sighs in relief, and sits down to calm down his nerves after this whole damn week.
"Barbie, wait. I want to help you. Let me help you, please? I mean, you're clean now. We can grab dinner at my diner, and we can catch up and then..."
Barbie snickers and laughs at the words from her brother. "You don't fucking get it, do you?" She then confronts Blitz. "Just because I'm outta rehab doesn't mean that I wanna fucking see you. I never wanna see you, ever!" This hurts Blitz, and he sees Barbie opening a portal to someplace.
"Next time you wanna find me, Blitz-O... Don't!" She then goes through and the portal closes.
Moxxie and Lincoln see this, and look to Blitz and feel kinda bad for him. Lincoln goes over and he asks. "Blitz, are you feeling alright?"
Even Moxxie goes over. "Sir?"
Blitz wipes away some tears. "No, everything is not fucking alright." He sighs. "Let's go get the girls, and fucking get outta here. I wanna go back... Home."
Both Lincoln and Moxxie are concerned for Blitz, and deep down, Lincoln knows Blitz needs his actual family, those who still care and love him. This will not be easy for them to explain to both Loona and Verosika Mayday back home.
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: There we go guys, the second half which is the final confrontation from the episode "Unhappy Campers" altered and changed by me, and... Well, things will be rough for the next chapter which is the aftermath of this. Also, more aftermath of what else went down from the performance. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 7/11/23.