It was court day, and Foxy and her lawyer were sitting in front of the judge.
JUDGE:
Order, order, order, order, order! Today we will be hearing the case of Foxy McDonald who is accused of scratching her principal in the face! So Foxy, how do you plead?
FOXY:
Well, this bully named Todd started the whole thing! He was making fun of me and my friend, Kooper, and I accidentally shot a large turd at Todd!
JUDGE:
So, you're saying that your bully started this? What about scratching your principal, huh?
FOXY:
Uhh… it's just in the fox's nature, heh heh!
JUDGE:
But you're an anthropomorphic fox! You know better than to not scratch people like regular foxes! Have you reached the verdict?
JURY MEMBER:
We have! We, the jury, find Foxy McDonald guilty of all charges!
JUDGE:
The court thanks you. Foxy McDonald, you've been found guilty of nearly killing your principal! I hereby sentence you to 20 years in prison!
(He whacked his little hammer. Meanwhile, Kooper was at the Star Carnival, sitting alone on his bench)
KOOPER:
sighs* I feel bad for Foxy. Todd deserves to be in juvie, not her! There's gotta be some way I can get her out… wait! My brudahz told me I could talk with the judge about Bossypants! That's it!
(At the jail)
KOOPER:
Listen, Mr. Judge, you've gotta free Foxy before Bossypants takes her away and makes her his slave!
JUDGE:
And why would I do that? She tried to kill her principal!
KOOPER:
Because, like I said, Bossypants will bail her out and make her his slave!
JUDGE:
I don't believe this Bossypants fellow exists. Now get out of here before I throw you in there as well!
KOOPER:
Fine!
(Outside of the jail, Kooper was stomping his way home, when suddenly he got an idea)
KOOPER:
I know!
(Foxy was sitting in her bed, feeling really sad, when suddenly the wall exploded)
FOXY:
What the… *gasp*
(Foxy witnessed the hovering vehicle from the Cannonball Fun minigame from Mario Party 6, and "Bossypants's" head was poking out)
"BOSSYPANTS":
Mwa ha ha ha ha! Come with me! I'll take you somewhere safe!
(Foxy quickly realized that it was actually Kooper in disguise)
FOXY:
Sure thing, Bossypants!
(Foxy hitched a ride on the vehicle, and off they went. They made it back to Castle Draga)
FOXY:
Kooper, I know it's you… thanks for bailing me out.
KOOPER:
No problem. Now, it's time for you to head home.
FOXY:
Well, actually… about that, Kooper… I don't think they like me anymore, after what I just… did.
KOOPER:
How about you stay at my place for now.
FOXY:
Sure, I'd love that.
(In Kooper's room, his brudahz were playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Red is Mario, Green is Link, and Blue is Sonic, and Pooper is Donkey Kong.
RED:
I'm gonna beat you to death!
GREEN:
No you're not, Red!
(Kooper and Foxy entered the room. Green pushed the home button on the Wii Remote)
BLUE:
Kooper and Foxy!
RED:
How's Foxy out of jail?
KOOPER:
I bailed her out, brudahz!
GREEN:
Dude, you could've landed right in jail if they saw you do that!
BLUE:
Green's right, Kooper! I don't know what would've happened to you if that were the case!
KOOPER:
Not to worry, Blue, I disguised myself as Bossypants!
BLUE:
B-B-B-Bossypants!?
GREEN:
Coolio, dude!
KOOPER:
And Foxy's having a sleepover in my room.
RED:
Okay, and where is she gonna sleep?
KOOPER:
Hmm…
(Next scene shows a mattress that's now sitting on the floor)
KOOPER:
She can sleep on the mattress!
GREEN:
I guess everything's worked out, huh?
KOOPER:
Yep!
(Meanwhile, the real Bossypants and two of his minions were spying on Kooper and Foxy by using WALL-E eyes as binoculars)
WILD FOX #1:
Did you see that, my lord?
BOSSYPANTS:
Yes, I did! An innocent fox in King Bowser's castle! He could be of full use! We've gotta take him with us!
WILD FOX #2:
How can we get in that castle without those guards noticing.
BOSSYPANTS:
Here's an idea, genius!
(Without hesitation, Bossypants threw his minion and landed in front of the Koopatrols)
KOOPATROL #1:
What are you doing here?
WILD FOX #2:
Uhh…
(Wild Fox #2 noticed Bossypants looking upset at him)
WILD FOX #2:
There's a… your shoe's untied!
KOOPATROL #1:
Bro. We don't wear tennis shoes! Are we stupid or what!?
KOOPATROL #2:
Yeah! Get out of here before we call the police!
WILD FOX #2:
No, wait! I'm a… Bowser called me in here as part of his plan to kidnap Princess Peach!
(The Koopatrols looked at each other for a couple of seconds)
KOOPATROLS:
Come in!
BOSSYPANTS:
Oh, yes! All hail King Bowser! Princess Peach is so gonna like him, ha ha!
KOOPATROL #1:
Yeah, you said it!
(Inside the castle)
BOWSER:
What's going…
BOSSYPANTS:
Mighty King Bowser!
BOWSER:
Who the shell are you!? And who let you in!?
BOSSYPANTS:
I'm here to help you kidnap Princess Peach!
BOWSER:
P-Princess Peach?
(Little did Bossypants know that Kooper was actually spying on him. He went back to his room)
KOOPER:
We got a problem!
RED:
What?
KOOPER:
Bossypants is here.
To Be Continued