(The Kooper brudahz, Mario, and Luigi were walking around Mario's neighborhood)
MARIO:
Why do you need us, anyway?
KOOPER:
Because, we think you and your brother can put a stop to those purple witches and that freaky ghost so we can save our friend!
MARIO:
Beldam, Marilyn, and Doopliss! Well, seems like you called the right brothers!
RED:
Brudahz?
MARIO:
Yeah, you can say that.
LUIGI:
We gotta go sneak into Lord Elmo's lair, and grab your friend outta here!
GREEN:
Kooper, I think those Mario and Luigi guys are crazy!
KOOPER:
What do you mean?
GREEN:
Lord Elmo's nothing but a fairy tale!
BLUE:
What if he's real and tries to kill us?
GREEN:
Don't worry, Blue, he's a fake.
(Mario activated the dimension watch which activated a portal to the primitive dimension, and they all entered)
KOOPER:
What the heck is this!? Why is this place so... primitive!?
MARIO:
It's a shatterverse created by Count Bleck a long time ago, but this shatterverse, where Lord Elmo resides, is believed to be called The Boscage Maze!
LUIGI:
But we sometimes call it the prehistoric dimension!
KOOPER:
Where could Foxy and this Elmo guy be?
MARIO:
In that cave far in the distance
KOOPER:
Great. We have to walk all the way over to that cave! I'm loving this.
LUIGI:
Let's start walking.
(Mario, Luigi, and the Kooper brudahz started walking. A few moments later, Mario and Luigi started singing the Mario Bros. Plumbing theme song)
MARIO & LUIGI:
We're the Mario Bros.! And plumbing's our game, we're not like the others who get all the fame! When your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double! We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers, unh!
KOOPER:
I think I remember watching your show.
MARIO:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3?
KOOPER:
No, the other one, where you constantly bring up pasta related stuff.
MARIO:
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show?
KOOPER:
That one! That's the show I'm talking about!
MARIO:
Yeah, I honestly preferred that Mario 3 show.
LUIGI:
Don't forget the part where Yoshi thought I was his mama!
POOPER:
I remember that Mama Luigi episode so well, it's so popular on YouTube!
GREEN:
As well as those crappy Nintendo games on CDI!
MARIO:
All toasters toast toast!
POOPER:
And The Adventures of Sonic!
KOOPER:
You mean that goofy show with Robotnik and his henchbots, Scratch and Grounder?
POOPER:
That's the one!
RED:
Can I have an example of the freaking show, please?
GREEN:
Snoo PINGAS usual I see!
BLUE:
That's no good!
LUIGI:
Mario, we're here!
MARIO:
Alright, guys, let's go get your friend out!
RED:
Yay!
(But just as Red was cheering, they were suddenly passed out)
To Be Continued