We are the D'oh!
Homer having been rewarded with a chance to fly on a private jet by Smithers who takes over the plant after Mr Burns um dies again, Wants to better himself so he can fly on private jets abd have sushi all the time. Also there's craziness from Lionel Richie...
Plot
The Titles are set shortly after the events of the Simpsons Movie. There are shards of glass from the shattered dome everywhere.
Bart's chalkboard gag is "I will not wait 20 years to make another movie."
The Alaskan Indian/Eskimo lady is one of tge citizens Bart skates past and annoys.
Colin is now in Mr Largo's instrument recitals class.
The Simpson Hose is in the middle of being rebuilt, so the lounge where couch gag takes place is a bare room that hasn't been plastered. Spider Pig is there. Homer cuddles his pet pig.
"My summer love." He sighed cooing over his pet pig.
Spider Pig oinked.
...
Mr Burns and Smithers are shopping at the mall.
"All right, next on my shoping list... a new phone." said Mr Burns going into the Mapple store.
"Attention, shoppers, iPhones now 20 cents." said a Squeaky Voiced Teen clerk.
"Oh by the beard of Brian Blessed! I'm in heaven!" Oscar squeed as he bought a twenty cent iphone.
"They're Myphones! I can't directly reference things!" Matt yelled.
"Yes you can..." said Oscar.
"What happened to that mini-cell phone I gave you, sir?" Smithers asked Mr Burns..
"Ooh, I thought that was a lemon drop." said Mr Burns. His stomach vibrated and buzzed.
Oscar laughed.
"I'll go get the number de-listed." said Smithers. He sighed.
While left alone, Mr Burns saw a penny in the mall fountain.
"Well, well. What have we here?" said Mr Burns. leaning precariously over the fountain.
Oscar resisted the urge to kick him up the butt and assist him in falling in.
"Why do I need another penny? I have billions." He pondered.
"Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might." We pan over to Ralph licking an ice cream.
"All right, penny, prepare to be pinched." said Mr Burns.
"Beware of Wendy O' Koopa's pennies, They pinch back." said Mario from Hotel Mario.
Mr Burns scowled at him.
"Come to Papa." Mr Burns reached for the penny in the mall fountain. However he fell in.
"Help... me! Help... me! Help... me!" He floundered about.
Homer left the shops carrying bags of clothes. "Hey carry your own bags!" He nagged Oscar. He saw Mr Burns drowning.
Oscar shook his head at Homer telling him No, do not save him.
Homer shrugged and left the greedy scrooge-like boss, his boss that is, to drown.
"I guess this is the end. I just wish I'd spent more time at the office." said Mr Burns as he drowned.
Homer and Oscar went home.
"We probably should save Mr Burns..." said Homer.
"Homer! He forced your mother into hiding! He can't remember your name! He bullied your baby daughter just because she borrowed his teddy bear! He sexually assaulted your wife!" Oscar ranted.
"Okay! Okay! We get it! He did a lot of horrible things!" said Homer. They got in the pink car and drove home.
At the mall Smithers went to find Mr Burns, "Sir?"
Anxious, frightening leitmotifs ring out as he frantically tries to find Mr Burns.
But he was too late... Paramedics were fishing Mr Burn's body out of the fountain. One shook his head.
Smithers dropped his shopping aghast. "Noooooooooooooooo!" He screamed.
...
The Simpsons house. There is breaking news!
"Breaking news tonight! Mr Burns was found dead in the Springfield Mall Fountain." said Kent.
Marge gasped. "Oh my!"
"Good riddance..." Lisa smiled cruelly.
"Lisa! Schadenfreude!" Marge scolded her.
"Oh no Mother, not in this case. As a lover of nature and all that is pure and good in this world it is okay to gloat over the terrible end of that evil man..." said Lisa.
Marge huffed disappointed in Lisa for gloating.
"Everyone is rejoicing the long awaited demise of the greedy tycoon Mr Burns, which comes shortly after our rather exhausting celebration of Homer saving us from that dreadful dome!" said Kent.
"That Dad caused us to get trapped under in the first place..." said Lisa frowning.
Homer sulked. "You still badgering me about that?!"
"In other news, Springfield is doomed to a plague of pink fluffy bunnies." said Kent.
Bart winced.
"D'aaaaawwwwwww! Bunnies!" Oscar squealed.
Bart groaned embarrassed by Oscar for liking cute things.
The doorbell rang.
"Oh a visitor! Who could it be?" Marge answered the front door.
Lionel Richie was there. "Lionel Richie?!"
"Hellloooooooo!" He sang.
The Simpsons winced exasperated.
Homer after their guest came in for tea, decided to walk SpiderPig on the ceiling...
"SpiderPig, SpiderPig... Does whatever a Spiderpig does..."
Marge scowled at Homer for getting muddy pig tracks on the ceiling.
"Uh Mom..." Bart pulled at her green dress for attention. Marge gasped. Lionel Richie was upside down, dancing on the ceiling!
(Singing)
Oscar laughed.
"This is worse than that time Jamiroquai rearranged all the furniture while singing..." said Hugo flustered.
...
The Power Plant the next day.
Smithers was in Mr Burns's office sobbing and drinking some whiskey.
"Oh Sir! You were taken from us far too soon!" Smithers cried.
Homef knocked. "Uh Mr Smithers..."
"Yes Homer what is it..." Smithers sighed.
"You miss him don't you..." said Homer staring up at Mr Burns's portrait.
"I think I am the only person in the whole world that does..." said Smithers drinking whiskey.
"Well I best be getting back to my post..." said Homer.
"Wait Homer, I could do with the company, I have to take a private jet to Connecticut to sort out Mr Burns final affairs with the plant. I want you to fly and have dinner with me on Mr Burns's jet." said Smithers.
Homer thought deeply, "Try not to be too joyful..." said his brain to himself.
"I would be honoured sir." said Homer.
Smithers smiled.
Elsewhere... By the school lockers in the school hall...
"Oz," Ace the Vampire was full of beans today about something.
"Yeah?" Oscar, the goggle wearing boy asked.
"Since we're best friends, some how... I have a surprise fir you..." the Vampire boy beamed.
"Oh! A cookie. No, a car. No, a cookie?" Oscar jumped about excited.
"Oz it's not a cookie..." Ace sighed. "I am inviting you out for dinner..."
"I wonder what's for dinner?" said King Harkinian from the Zelda CDI games.
Ace winced exasperated.
Back at the Plant.
"I'll pick you up at 5:00 tomorrow." said Smithers.
"And I'll pick you up now honey..." said Julio the gay hairdresser to Smithers. Um they're dating.
Homer winced in disgust. He made his excuses and left for his post.
"Dinner with Smithers. Surprised we're on speaking terms after that time I botched his attempts to get his job back once after that time I punched Mr Burns." said Homer to himself.
Homer went back to his station and soon fell asleep.
...
Ace's mansion.
"Oz no! That is an iron maiden!" Ace pulled Oscar away from a cleverly disguised iton maiden booby trap before it could snap shut upon him and impale him.
"So Oz, You like pizza?"
"It's alright. I loooooooove pizza bagels though..." Goddamit Oz...
Ace winced.
"Oscar dear, why not help your friends rebuild Springfield?" Ace's mom suggested.
"PIZZA... BAGELS!" Oscar yelled like the Collector from Owl House yelled at Odalia Blight.
Ace face palmed.
Elsewhere Springfield was plagued by ridiculous characters...
Okra Winfrey, a sentient okra pod with Oprah's face and afro was tossing okra pods about like a flower girl at a wedding hurling flowers.
"You get some okra! You get some okra! You all get some okra!"
Dr Nick who was suddenly alive again despite dying in the movie... grimaced baffled.
Hoju, the homosexual Jew was voguing and strutting about in tight leather hot pants and black leather with spikes because spiked leather clothes are very, very camp...
Bart winced. But that was bot all the freakish characters running about the town green where Jebediah stands triumphantly over a dead, bronze bear.
Bill the Waffleman was there. Yes Bill the Waffleman! The breakfast food mascot hurled steaming hot, but delicious syrupy waffles at everyone.
Bart ducked as a waffle dripping with maple syrup sailed over him.
"What in the name of Radioactive Man is going on?!" Milhouse yelled.
"I don't know pal... I don't know..." said Bart.
Oscar and Ace went out for Pizza bagels. The Collector was there too with King.
"Omg! Cubone wolf!" Oscar yelled.
"I am not a Cubone! I am a Titan!" King yelled.
The Collector winced as he chewed on a pizza bagel.
Bart ran past the bagel place chased by carnivorous muffins and Bill the Waffleman!
(Bart screaming)
Oscar was baffled by what he saw.
"Uh lets order from the menu..." said Ace.
"KALAHOOHOO! GALALALA BAMBA!" Oscar yelled in gibberish.
Ace rubbed his temples frustrated.
...
The next late afternoon at five, ie shortly after most full time jobs finish...
Homer is picked up by Smithers.
"What a waste of my precious, precious Saturday night." Homer muttered under his breath.
"My precioooooouus.." Oscar was speaking like Gollum for some reason...
Hugo winced.
"Hey, Dad, have fun with your boyfriend." Bart teased Homer.
"He is not my boyfriend!" Homer yelled.
Bart laughed.
Burns's private jet. Homer gawked as there was an Afghan hound sat in one of the seats.
"Uh Mr Burns likes to fly with an Afghan hound..." said Smithers.
the dog panted.
"Well better an Afghan hound than an Afghan." said Homer.
They sit down and discuss pizza.
"So... do you like pizza?" Smithers asked.
"Oh you know I do!" Homer said eagerly.
"Deep dish?" Smithers asked.
"Yup!"
"Chicago?" Smithers asked.
"Oooooh definitely!" said Homer.
Smithers smiled. "We can fly to Chicago and be back in an hour or so."
"Oh my god it's a time machine!" Homer yelled.
Smithers face palmed.
Then Homer for some daft reason bad mouthed people in front of said people.
"You know I think Carl's a jerk..."
"Homer I am right here..." said Carl.
Homer screamed.
However they then had sushi despite planning to have pizza because rich guys spoil their meals by eating sushi in the sky...
Oscar was suddenly on the plane, he serenades everyone by singing Spirit in the sky by Greenbaum but with original lyrics.
"Biggin it up to eating sushi in the skyyyyy! Sushi in the sky..."
Homer winced as he ate a maki roll.
...
Suburbs. Lisa was hanging out with Colin.
"Top a the mornin' to you Lisa!" said Colin.
Lisa giggled.
"Must exaggerate his Irish accent..." said Oscar.
Lisa sighed flustered.
"Now I must harvest me Da's potatoes. (He pronounced them as patatahs.)" said Colin in a heavy Irish accent.
Oscar laughed.
Plot 2
Evergreen Forest, bottomless pit.
"A bottomless pit? I thought that was just a myth... how can a pit be bottomless..." said Pigsy to Monkey from Monkey Hero.
"You think everything is a myth Pigsy..." said Monkey smirking.
Oscar dumped Russ Cargill's corpse down the bottomless pit.
"Now the box of nude photos of Whoopi..." said Monkey with a serious, dark look from his goofy cartoonish eyes.
"No way! I'm keeping them! Mmmmmmm! Whoopi..." said Oscar.
Monkey winced in disgust.
"I'd rather be fighting The Nightmare King right now..." he sighed.
Lisa is heard talking to Colin about the environment and green policies etc.
"If everyone recycled we would no longer need to have garbage dumps! People should compost etc..." Lisa went on and on...
"Ugh... such noise!" Monkey groaned.
"She has a point Monkey..." said Oscar. "My teddy bear Teddy lives in the forest, and people like Mr Burns are destroying it!" said Oscar.
Lisa smiled.
"Oh and U2 called, Daddy's picking you up later Colin." Oscar smirked.
"My dad is not Bono!" Colin yelled.
Oscar laughed.
Lisa sighed.
Mr Burn's private jet lands in Chicago.
Burns before his demise had hired beautiful air stewardesses.
"Call me Sveltana." said the beaut air stewardess.
"She'll do anything for you, anything!" said Smithers, "Except have sex..."
"Well i'm happily married to my wife so I wouldn't ask Sveltana for that..." said Homer.
Smithers smiled and nodded as they clinked champagne glasses.
Eventually it was time to get off the plane. They went to a beauty parlour for men called Ferris Bueller's Day of Beauty.
Ferris Bueller fled the parlour screaming whilst being chased by Jeffrey Jones.
Homer winced.
Jeffrey Jones then ran back and stroked Oscar's Troll Doll hair in a creepy manner, because uh you know...
Oscar shivered in disgust.
...
Simpsons house. Hugo was doing up his tie. "Darn Windsor knot..."
Bart smugly was sat in the green armchair in the lounge reading a newspaper.
"Hey dweeb, how ya dweebing?" Bart mocked him.
"For your information Bartholomew, I do have a life outside of dragging you up to the attic in our far too many failed attempts to stitch ourselves back together and uh feeding my Pigeon-rat..." said Hugo. "I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with Martin, Database and Ham."
Bart scoffed. "Loser..."
"You're reading a newspaper..." said Hugo.
"I am only looking at the Hagar the horrible comic..." said Bart.
Hugo winced.
The Evergreen Forest.
Lisa played her saxophone. possibly Jazz or the blues.
"Jazz when I'm happy, Blues when i'm sad..." she replied to the fourth wall.
Colin was playing his guitar.
The angry leprechaun from Treehouse of Horror XII appeared, stood on a toadstool.
"Ach, me jesus! Begorrah etc! You're supposed to be picking ya Da's patatahs!" said the leprechaun.
"Ugh! Look just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I regularly converse with the bleedin' leprechauns!" Colin ranted an the invisible narrator.
Lisa sighed.
In another area of the forest. Oscar was walking about in just a diaper. his diaper crinkled as he waddled about in it passing various red sequoias.
Suddenly he was abducted by a UFO's transmat beam.
However the UFO was not a flying saucer, but a floating circus tent...
Oscar found he had been abducted by Space Clowns from Killer Klowns from outer space.
Oscar cooed and babbled.
Shorty, the green haired evil clown sighed. "This kid, again..."
Milhouse was taken too. "Aaaaagh! Clowns!" He screamed.
"Clowns are cute..." Oscar cooed.
"How are they cute?!" Milhouse yelled.
"Well, Clownja is cute..." said Oscar.
Milhouse sighed.
"Will you two knuckle heads shut up!" Shorty groaned. "Or I'll put you in cotton candy cocoons right now!"
Milhouse gulped.
...
Chicago. Homer and Smithers were then at serenading restaurant with round tables and a stage. Lionel Richie sang to them.
He sang Say you, Say me.
"Now change the words say to beer..." said Homer.
Lionel Richie sighed.
"Beer you, Beer me!" he sang.
Homer laughed.
Lionel Richie sighed at little peeved or exasperated by Homer.
Later Smithers took him to a gay night club. Homer screamed triggered by his homophobia.
Skinner was dancing with many other gay men.
"There's no hope for my boys!" Homer cried.
Elsewhere at the Simpsons Hugo invited his nerd friends in. However the toons flooded in.
"I'm King Kong of the world!" Quiffy yelled riding a giant firework rocket and wearing a cowboy hat.
Hugo winced.
"That damn dirty giant ape!" Oscar yelled.
Quiffy sighed. "It's not like you haven't made that Planet of the Apes reference a million times already Oz..."
"Peek a boo!" Inane Brian jumped out of a small wastepaper basket that was impossible for him to fit in. But he's a Toon so he can appear from anywhere.
Hugo seethed. "Oz take your Toons out somewhere!" He went upstairs with Martin, Database, Ham etc.
Quiffy shrugged.
Inane Brian found one of Homer's Playdude's lying around and looked in the middle at the pull out. He did a Casanova growl "Hellllllooooooo! Nurse!"
"And yet he screamed in horror a few months back when he accidentally got the neighbour's porn..." said Ace.
Chicago. Homer and Smithers stopped at the donut store.
"Mmmmmmm... donuts..." Homer moaned with joy.
Smithers sighed. "Are you the hole in Mr Burns's snack budge for the Power Plant..."
Homer was too busy pressed up at the store window staring at the delicious donuts.
"Mmmmmm... sprinkles... Oh! Jelly! Custards!" Homer gasped delighted.
Smithers sighed. "Homer you're always thinking about food! Like the at the Plant's New Year Karaoke when Lenny and Carl sang Huey Lewis and the News's Stuck with you."
A few months back, at the Plant during a karaoke party.
"Been down this Rocky Rooooooad..." Lenny and Carl sang.
"Mmmmmm... Rocky Road..." Homer moaned and drooled.
The present, streets of Chicago. "Hey, I love rocky road ice cream! Mmmmmmmm..." said Oscar.
...
The clown UFO.
Oscar teleported back into the cell he was trapped in with Milhouse.
"Will you stop escaping Houdini?! That doesn't make sense!?" Shorty yelled.
"Yeah well what are you gonna do about it, space clown?" Oscar blew a raspberry at him.
"Put up your dukes! put em up!" Shorty put on his boxing gloves.
"Chill out Shorty..." said Jumbo. Being the shortest clown, Shorty gets bossed around a lot.
Shorty huffed and seethed annoyed.
Siberia. Mr Burns resurrected thanks to Matt insisting we keep the jerk, He found himself in Siberia in the depths of a blizzard.
Thankfully there was a Starbucks nearby for some reason. Mr Burns shivered and went inside.
"(Russian)" A desk clerk asked in Russian what he wanted.
Mr Burns sighed. He was taught foreign languages but he often garbled the translation into a "Your hovercraft is full of eels" thing that baffled natives.
Elsewhere at a Starbucks in chicago.
"We've got Americano, Latte, Mochaiato, Cappuccino... Pumpkin spiced Latte..."
"Look! I just want a cup of coffee! black!" Homer screamed at the hipsters.
Back in Siberia.
"Do you have change for a Million Dollar note?" Mr Burns asked.
"We only take Roubles!" said the desk clerk.
Mr Burns sighed.
Suddenly Vladimir Putin stormed in, with no shirt on as he apparently rides about on horse back in the cold icy Siberia without a shirt on.
He ordered a very expensive Latte and paid with Roubles.
He disliked the Latte. he spat it out. "Send him to the gulag!" He had the desk clerk who brewed the latte sent to a gulag.
The clown ufo. The clowns interrogated Oscar.
"Is Uncle Fester still alive?" Shorty asked.
"What sort of bleedin question is that?!" Oscar yelled.
The clowns menacingly point their cotton candy guns at him.
Eventually because the story says so, Homer was dropped off home. The private jet parked on the street of Evergreen Terrace... Yes the street..."
A giant claw placed Homer at his front door and rang the door bell.
Marge lets Homer in. "Homer you smell like Chicago! Did you fly there last night?"
"What does Chicago even smell like?!" Oscar winced.
...
Home.
"Coooool! Did you take a commercial flight?" Bart asked. a normal flight the ordinary folk take to go on vacation.
"No! Commercial flights are for losers and terrorists!" said Homer.
"Oh yeah they Aloha Snackbarred on another plane again..." Oscar sighed.
Bart squinted annoyed at him.
"I took a private jet with Smithers. He's still mourning Mr Burns..." said Homer.
"Oh I still remember when Maggie shot Mr Burns. AND I STILL DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE MICROSCOPES AT SCHOOL!" Oscar yelled.
Bart winced.
"Well Lionel Richie is still here..." Marge sighed.
Lionel was still dancing on the ceiling...
"He should have never left The Commodores..." said Oscar.
"Anyway I want to fly privately on work vacations all the time! Oooooh but I'll never impress HR enough to get promoted..." Homer sighed.
"Yes you will!" said a man's voce.
"Arrrrrgh! A new face!" Homer screamed.
"Colby Krause. I am here to help you better your life Homer so you can get a promotion with private flights to Chicago and um other nice places!" said Colby.
"No way. I don't need any shrink, therapist, counselor, motivation all speaker or "guru."" said Homer.
"I'm a life coach." said Colby.
"Oh, tell me more." said Homer.
Bart face palmed.
"Homer greet the kids when you get home!" Marge nagged.
Homer sighed.
"Hey kids..."
"Hey dad!" said Lisa.
"Grhjhjjhhhhjjkalalalalagigigogoogoolah!" Hugo just spoke beastly gibberish and growled.
"Hey Homer." said Bart.
Homer seethed. "Boy... You call me Dad, or Daddy."
"Okay Homer." Bart smirked.
Homer screamed annoyed.
"Wait, what's the difference between commercial flights and private flights?!" Lisa asked.
Homer jabbered in shock. "Are you for real?! That's like asking what's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee?!"
"Eeeeeew!" Lisa groaned.
Oscar laughed.
"Mmmmm... carbonated pee..." said Gandhi. It's true! He drank his own pee!
The Simpsons looked at Gandhi in disgust.
Plot 3
Homer and Colby worked to better Homer's life.
"Homer take me through an ordinary day in your life." said Colby.
Homer went Hang gliding.
"This is normal for you..." said Colby.
"No..." Homer whimpered.
Homer then played backgammon while discussing Wittgenstein.
Colby sighed.
"Okay fine!" Homer yelled.
Homer was tucked up in bed.
"Mmmmmm... cinnamon bun..." He moaned with joy.
"Homer get up for church!" Marge nagged.
"No leave me alone..." said Homer lying in bed.
Colby took notes. At least Homer was being truthful now.
Homer tried to put his socks on while going down stairs. He slipped and fell...
(Homer grunting in pain as he fell.)
"Uh maybe it's safer to put your socks on before you go downstairs or after you're at the bottom..." said Colby.
"Shaddup..." said Homer groaning.
At breakfast Oscar annoyed everyone by quoting Heath Ledger's Joker.
"Why so serious?!"
Everyone groaned.
"I want some background noise, no one talk for four seconds please." said Colby.
"I can't stop talking!" Oscar yelled. He jabbered about his day until Hugo forcefully cupped his hand over his mouth muffling him.
"Thank you." Colby sighed.
Then he used double negatives, annoying Lisa and Hugo.
"NDC. Never Don't Concentrate."
"Aaaaaaagh! Double Negatives!" Lisa and Hugo screamed.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Homer then drove to work and got stuck in a traffic jam and screamed and swore at people.
Colby made notes.
At the Plant. "Homer you're already a loser before you even leave the house in the morning..." said Colby.
"Are you gonna help or just insult me..." Homer groaned.
...
Then more abrasive, rude life coaches arrived.
Homer screamed recognising the one who threw Moleman out a window.
"Oily naked man!" The life coach yelled.
"Well i'm not oily or naked today." said Homer.
The life coach from Season 14 spoke.
"Now, life is hard. Am I right?" said the life coach.
"Yeah. Life is hard." said Homer.
"Wrong! Life is easy." The guy yelled. "You suck. You have to take life. You have to grab it by its little bunny ears and get in its face. And shout, "I don't want any damn lemons! I want a better life!"
Homer winced.
"God, look at you, losers. I can read your minds." He yelled.
"Ooh, ooh, I'm afraid of success." said the life coach to Kirk.
"It's pizza's fault I'm fat." he said to Comic Book Guy.
"Feh!" said Comic Book guy.
"Oh, I'll stop sucking later." He berated Maggie.
Maggie angrily sucked her pacifier.
Why are these people at the plant?" Homer asked.
"Uh..." Oscar shrugged.
"Look at my watch, it has more gems on it the hands can't move!" said the life coach. The hands are stuck.
"That's just stupid..." said Oscar.
"What kinda watch do you have?!" He asked Homer angrily.
"Well Mine is just drawn on..." said Homer. He drew on a watch.
Oscar laughed.
"Ugh! Pathetic..." said the life coach.
"My watch allows me to turn into ten different aliens..." said Ben Tennyson. He was there for some reason...
Oscar laughed.
"Okay..." said the life coach from season 14.
The life coaches went bowling with Homer.
Homer was a lot more confident when bowling.
"Well I like bowling." said Homer.
Oscar was inhaling from people's street shoes they handed over to the desk in exchange for bowling shoes. He shivered aroused after inhaling someone's foot odour...
Hank Simpson glared at him.
...
While awaiting his turn at bowling.
"Homer something about this place makes you dynamic and confident! But how do we take it with you?" asked Colby.
"Well I can't take any of this with me. They yelled at me for taking a pair of bowling shoes home once..." said Homer.
Colby pondered.
A bowling alley was built in the Simpsons house in a room somewhere.
"This is ridiculous! Homer needs self esteem, not a bowling alley!" Marge nagged.
"You don't have a building permit for this room! Tear it down!" Yelled Blue haired Lawyer.
Oscar shot him.
"Oz!" Lisa yelled.
At the zoo...
"Principal Skinner, why did we have to leave the Learn and Touch Reptile Zoo so early?" Milhouse asked.
"Well, it seems someone was riding the giant tortoise naked." Skinner explained cross with someone.
"It's not my fault. The drinking fountain dared me to do it." said Otto the bus driver.
Milhouse winced.
Bart then found Homer in the ball pit of the Krusty Burger one day.
"Bazinga!" said Sheldon Cooper.
Bart winced seeing the nerd wearing a Green Lantern shirt in the ball pit.
Homer tried to hide in the smelly plastic colourful balls.
Bart can see his big round eyeballs.
Bart prodded his eye with a stick.
Then he poked his eye very, very hard.
Homer got up screaming in agony.
"Why did you do that?!"
"You didn't get the job Colby helped you prepare for, did you..." said Bart.
"No. And the rest of this episode is crap because Matt just wants me to wallow in self pity for the rest of it..."
"Yeah that sucks..." said Bart.
Matt seethed.
"Anyway get out of the ball pit..." said Bart.
"Why?" Homer asked.
"One it's weird for a grown up to be in there and two, some of the little kids often discard their dirty diapers in there..." said Bart.
"Eeeeeeew!" Homer groaned getting out of the ball pit.
...
"How was your new job?" Marge asked when Homer got home.
"Quit peppering me with questions!" Homer cried.
"Okay, can I "salt" you with questions?" Oscar laughed.
Bart growled at him annoyed.
"Oz you are not funny!" He yelled.