Here, we see our main character (Y/n) riding the bus home from school.

(Y/n): (Thoughts = 'Insert thought.') 'I really hate Ms, Patterson, she literally gave me detention for speaking ny mind! Its not my fault her teaching style is trash, all she does is give us assignments and then chill on her phone! Like how is that even allowed in the first place, she doesnt even teach us properly!'

Our main character appears to be extremely frusterated with his dumbass teacher.

(Y/n): 'Stupid ass teacher. MeH mEh MeH mEh MeH mEh, shut the fuck up.' (- Is extremely salty at teacher.)

Our main character arrives at his stop, the bus driver lets him out and he begins walking the rest of the way through his neighborhood towards his house.

(Y/n): 'Hol up, let me find some music real quick.'

(Y/n) scrolls through his playlist of all of the music he likes because he doesnt feel like dividing it into seperate playlists.

(Y/n): Ooh... "My Ordinary Life" sounds good. (- My Ordinary Life is a bop. Please dont fight me on this one, I will lose.)

The song starts playing:

よ！ じゃぁ 行こうぞ！ ジャンケンポン!

They tell me, "Keep it simple", I tell them, "Take it slow"

I feed and water an idea so I let it grow

I tell them, "Take it easy", they laugh and tell me, "No"

It's cool but I don't see them lau- BAM!

Truck-kun strikes again, taking our main character out in one fatal blow. He is sent slamming against the floor head first, his skull cracked open revealing blood and gore pouring from his noggin.

(Y/n): '...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! ONE MOMENT IM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THE NEXT-, *groan in mind* *sniff in sadness* I was hit by a car. :( Not cool at all... I wonder how my family will be now th..at I..m g..n..e no..w. (- "That I'm gone now.")

Our main character has finally died from blood lost or some other convenient injury to kill someone with. Little did he know, he was going to be isekaid into a world of tits and chaos.

Now, we see our main character out cold on a random bed in a random apartment in a random city (- Totally not Kuoh, your lying to yourself.) named Kuoh. (- -_-)

(Y/n): *snore* mimimimimimi *snore* mimimimimimi *snor-* WHA-wha-, *sigh* *looks around* where am I, I could've sworn I was bleeding out on the street like two seconds ago, what happened? Guess I should look around then.

He proceeds to get up and search the entire apartment, finding the 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, apartment to be completely void of life, besides (Y/n) and the various microorganisms living on his body. Whilst looking through the bathroom, he sees his reflection, and notices that he is infact now 11 years old.

(Y/n): 'Wh-What the fuck? What's happening? Why am I 11, I have so many questions.'

Finding that out, he decides to look for some sort of technology throughout the apartment, finding that both his phone, and the airpods he was using to listen to music are both sitting right there on the desk in the room he originally found himself previously sleeping in. As he picks up his phone and unlocks it, he finds the year is now 2016. (- Refer to this reddit post I found by searching what year it's in through google: https/r/HighschoolDxD/s/15GekFbEkz )

(Y/n): JUMPING JELLYFISH! I'M IN THE PAST! *quick breathing* 'Calm down (Y/n) it's not that big of a deal... IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL! I WASNT EVEN 11 IN 2016 WHAT IS HAPPENING!'

As (Y/n) continues screeching and whining in his mind and out loud, his neighbors are wondering why the kid next door (- (Y/n) if you didnt know.) is yelling about the past.

(Y/n): Okay, okay, calm down (Y/n) you'll be okay, you just have to calm down, and it'll all be okay... Phew, that always helps. (- It doesnt.) Anyway, now what, I'm stuck in an apartment at who knows where... I could've just searched up where I am.

(Y/n) proceeds to search up his location. only for it to say he's all the way in Japan, in a city called... Kuoh.

(Y/n): *realization and then panic once more* ... Oh my fucking God, I'm in Highschool DXD, shit shit shit shit shiiiiit. *realization* If I'm here, then that means that I might have some really cool power like a sacred gear or something to help me along the way! Of course, that must be the way! There's no way that the people writing fanfictions on the internet would lie to me, nope not at all!

one week later* Spoiler, the fanfictions did in fact lie, he is powerless, and update, (Y/n) is starving.

(Y/n): Fuuuuuuuucck I'm starviiiinnnng.(- -_-) I think I'll just steal, it's better that way.

Now at a random convenience store, (Y/n) has his first attempt at stealing.

(Y/n): 'Okay, all I gotta do is grab a couple cupped ramen, that's all, it should be easy...'

It wasn't easy.

(Y/n: 'WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE, ITS JUST A CONVENIENCE STORE, WHHHHYYYYYYYYY!' *screeching internally* 'Stay calm (Y/n) your from an alternate future so you should know more than these filthy plebians, think calm thoughts... Is that Issei?

(Y/n) spots Issei Hyoudo in the crowd of men trying to buy the latest hentai DVD.

(Y/n): 'Its fine, were fine, if everyone around me is like Issei trying to get ahold of the DVD, then it should serve as a distraction to get the cupped ramen and go. Alright, here we go.'

(Y/n reaches for the ramen, quickly grabbing two cups as that's all he can currently fit in his clothes without people noticing. He then turns around only to see a person staring directly at him.

(Y/n): 'SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIT!!! (- '00) THAT GUY SAW ME FUUUUUUCK!!!'

After staring back at the old man that is looking at him for a solid minute, he realizes.

(Y/n): 'Wait a second, is he blind?'

(Y/n) tests his theory via walking towards the exit of the store. The old man continues staring at the spot that (Y/n) once was.

(Y/n): 'Jesus Christ, that was close, okay, time to leave.'

As (Y/n) is walking back to his apartment which is conveniently already being paid off via a mysterious force, (- Me) a police on patrol drives up beside (Y/n).

(Police Person): *sternly* Excuse me kid, what are you doing out of school?

(Y/n): I-uhh, *(Y/n) stammered over his words* I'm... sick today...

(Police Person): *sternly* If you're sick then why aren't you at home right now?

(Y/n): *nervously sweating* Uhhh...

(Police Person): *sternly* Listen, do you have a parent we can talk to?

(Y/n): Uhhh, y-yeah, I-I do, their just... (- =v ) not, here right now.

(Police Person): *sternly* Where are they then?

(Y/n): Uhh, I... don't know?

(Police Person): *deadpan* You don't know. (- -_-)

(Y/n): *nervous* ...Yeeaaahhhh?

(Police Person): *sternly* Well do you know your parents contact information?

(Y/n): 'Okay, this is good, just act normal and try not to get sent to an orphanage.(- foreshadowing)' No sir.

(Police Person): Okay... Well I'm going to have to detain you for the time being.

(Y/n): 'CRAP CRAP' Uhh, why?

(Police Person): Well, since you're a minor who is not in school during school hours, and also don't know your parents contact information, I'm going to have to take you to the police station for further questioning.

(Y/n): I-, *sigh* okay.

As the police person escorts (Y/n) into the police car, (Y/n) is regretting even going outside in the first place.

(Police Person): *suprised* 'That was a smart kid, he looks so young yet he understood all of that, I'm suprised.'

(Y/n): *crying in thoughts* 'WHY DID I EVEN GO OUTSIIIIIDE!?'

They make make it to the police station, (Y/n) is escorted to the Interrogation Room or wherever they ask questions to minors. A man walks into the room (Y/n) is sitting in and takes a seat across from our now 11 year old main protagonist.

(Mysterious man(- gonna call MM for short)): Hi, what's your name and age?

(Y/n): *looking up at MM* Its (Y-(Y/n), a-and I'm 11.

(MM): What were you doing out of school today?

(Y/n): 'Just tell the truth.' I was sick today. 'WHY DIDNT YOU TELL THE TRUTH!?'

(MM): Okaay... Do you know your parents contact information?

(Y/n): 'No way to mess this up.' N-no. 'Yes! (- /0w0)/

(MM): Hm.

(Y/n): ... 'Please just be over already.'

(MM): Wait here a little while, okay?

He doesn't wait for (Y/n)'s answer as he exits the room.

Time skip.

Now, back to (Y/n)'s room, (MM) enters the room once again.

(MM): Well, since we can't seem to get in contact with your parents, we'll have to send you to an orphanage instead.

(Y/n):...

WHAT?!

So... this is my first fanfiction so please, constructive criticism is allowed, (Keyword: Constructive) no insults because you simply don't like how the story is currently going, though I would really love some advice so... please give me some advice and point out both, grammer and spelling mistakes If I made this chapter too short, tell me and I'll try to extend it, I need advice. I also need advice if you didn't know by the way.

sayonara but like, come back next time.