Not exactly the sequel I was expecting, but here it is anyway. A short little update, just to assure y'all I'm still alive. Also sometimes you just need to write something fun and stupid, you know? Also the draft for this without the author's note is exactly 666 words, and that makes me happy.
TalonHardTruths
Been thinking about getting a doctorate in psychology so I can finally know exactly why humans are so dumb
GeorgieJorge
-TalonHardTruths i fear to ask what prompted this sudden career decision
TalonHardTruths
-GeorgieJorge Just had someone ask me for a fork to dig a PopTart out of the toaster with. My faith in humanity drops with every passing day.
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TalonHardTruths
To the person who keeps DM'ing me copypastas, the threat 'you will die in seven days if you don't retweet' doesn't really hold up when the Joker exists.
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BackBackstreetAlright
-TalonHardTruths are hot dogs a sandwich, please i need to win a bet
TalonHardTruths
-BackBackstreetAlright hot dogs are sandwiches, poptarts are calzones, yogurt is soup
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TalonHardTruths
Tried to harass -LexLuthor with an alt account, but I was blocked by the third message. Maybe using the handle -NotTalonHardTruths was a mistake. But how else will he know it's me
TalonHardTruths
In light of the recent blocking, I have taken the advice of a friend and taken advantage of publicly available information
TalonHardTruths
LexCorp's head office will be receiving an edible arrangement for Lexy's 80th birthday. Everyone help me wish -LexLuthor a happy eightieth!
LoisLane
-LexLuthor Happy 80th! *kazoo noise*
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TalonHardTruths
-Dominos I take it back, you're fine.
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TalonHardTruths
Another conspiracy theorist today. This one was desperately trying to convince me that Superman was an alien sent to our planet from outer space. I didn't have the heart to tell him.
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CarrieL555
-TalonHardTruths why r u so mean all the time. u should b nicer, youll live longer w/ a positive outlook!
-CarrieL555 Your poorly spelled tweet has convinced me to change my ways. Clearly I haven't been mean ENOUGH if people like you are still brave enough to tweet me directly.
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TalonHardTruths
-GreenArrowOfficial time is ticking
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cutiepie420
-TalonHardTruths does your family know you're on the twitter?
TalonHardTruths
-cutiepie420 They do.
cutiepie420
-TalonHardTruths whats that like?
TalonHardTruths
-cutiepie420 One of my family members is trying to get me to stop antagonizing known supervillains. Another one adds five dollars to a gift card every time I do.
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TalonHardTruths
Someone asked me if I had any backup plans if my current choices in career didn't work out. Easy. Abandon my life as I know it and join one of those mercenary companies that hunt down poachers.
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TalonHardTruths
Apparently I have more power than I thought. Domino's just DM'd me a digital discount code for free pizza.
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TalonHardTruths
Okay, the situation is escalating. I have received four DM's from fast food companies I will not disclose the names of, asking me to rate their food. What do I look like, some kind of corporate shill?
Wendy'sOfficial
-TalonHardTruths
Tell it like it is, stick it to the man
TalonHardTruths
-Wendy'sOfficial
Do not engage with me. You will regret it.
Wendy'sOfficial
-TalonHardTruths
Promise?
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TalonHardTruths
What do I want to be when I grow up? Lois Lane. The way she uses words to viscerally sunder privileged men from their pedestals is truly inspiring.
[embedded link to Lane's latest article from the Daily Planet]
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TalonHardTruths
I wish more supervillains had Twitter. I could accomplish so much in so little time.
VeryHangryCaterpillar
-TalonHardTruths
have you seen the supervillain stan accounts
TalonHardTruths
-VeryHangryCaterpillar
Have I seen *what*.
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TalonHardTruths
-Joker'sGurrrl, -Joker'sGirl9, -LutherforPrez, -RiddleMeThis Rethink your life choices. Because I can assure you, they were poor if they have brought you to where you are now.
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TalonHardTruths
I have been informed that the Twitter account -RiddleMeThis is actually The Riddler. Why he is on Twitter is a mystery. But be assured, I will be using this knowledge for glorious purpose.
TalonHardTruths
-RiddleMeThis Everything I say is a lie.
TalonHardTruths
-RiddleMeThis All I know is that I know nothing.
TalonHardTruths
-RiddleMeThis Lady or the Tiger, Question Man?
TalonHardTruths
-RiddleMeThis Does a set of all sets contain itself?
TalonHardTruths
I JUST GOT BLOCKED BY THE RIDDLER ON TWITTER ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
TheBruceWayne
-TalonHardTruths
Yes.