All About Lisa A very Lisa-centric episode.
Plot
The Evil Springfield Republican headquarters castle! Mwuhahahaha!
They later provoke Wakko Warner's laugh by putting up a No Whackos sign.
(SPEAKING IN LATIN) "Quorom Silia Oozo Mohok!"
"Mohok!"
"Let's get started. First I'd like to announce that thanks to the magic of Disney Animatronics, Strom Thurmond will live another one hundred years." said Mr Burns.
(RECORDING) "Twenty more terms!" said an animatronic of Strom Thurmond.
"Moving on to new business, what act of unmitigated evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week?" Mr Burns asked.
"Oh! Oh, oh, oh." Ralph Nader begged.
"You've already done enough, Nader." said George Bush Sr.
"Let's get rid of PBS! Those lousy Muppets have been taking food out of my mouth for too long! (SCOFFS)" said Krusty the clown. Yes Krusty...
"Uh..." said Mr Burns.
"I say we crack down on the hippies. Bleh!" said Dracula.
"Uh no..." said Mr Burns.
An office drinking water dispenser bubbled.
"What did he say?" Rich Texan asked.
"Let's Destroy half the world!' said a masked supervillain in a breathing suit with a deep booming voice.
"Why only half..." Dr Colossus asked baffled.
"Because it sounds more amusing!" said the cartoon supervillain.
Mr Burns glowered at him.
"What about this dang environment? Back in Texas, we got rid of it, and it made everyone a lot happier." said Rich Texan.
(Murmuring in agreement.)
"Excellent. We shall destroy the environment by scrapping every anti-pollution law." said Mr Burns. Mwuhahahaha! "Now Bob Dole will read from the Necronomicon."
(SPEAKING IN LATIN) Bob Dole read from the Necronomicon.
"An excellent reading Brother." said Mr Burns.
"Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole's voice." said Bob Dole.
...
"In addition, the administration has declared recycling a felony." said Kent as the Simpsons watched the news.
Lisa gasped horrified.
"And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack." said Kent.
Smokey the bear was cutting down a tree.
"These trees are our national heritage!" said a hippy.
(ROARING) Smokey slapped the hippy with his paw.
(LAUGHING) Homer and Oscar laughed hysterically.
Lisa frowned at them.
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now there's a killing machine!" said Homer.
(LAUGHING) Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Guys seriously!" Lisa preached.
Mayor Quimby then pulled a huge plug out of a lake. The lake and trees were sucked down the plug hole.
"Cooooool! They went down into the Al Muddi caves!" said Oscar.
Bart winced.
"Okay..." Hugo was baffled.
"Arabian niiiiiiights..." Oscar sang the theme tune to the Aladdin TV series.
In a Forest Republican goons took a sign saying creatures in the forest were endangered and protected by law.
Nelson ran in and grabbed an owl and gave it a noogie.
(HOOTING) The owl hoots annoyed.
"Stop endangering yourself. Stop endangering yourself." said Nelson.
Lisa seethed. What did I see in him?! Her brain grumbled annoyed.
Goons dumped toxic waste in a lake.
In a lake Blinky the three eyed fish was swimming. A four eyed Blinky ate him. Then he was eaten by a five eyed Blinky. Then Homer ate the five eyed Blinky.
"Wasn't the lake drained earlier?" Jurkle, Oscar's Jewish friend asked.
"Different lake..." said Oscar.
"Oh and littering is now legal." said Kent reading rge new laws enacted by the evil Republican goons in their evil castle...
"Yes!" Homer drying himself off after swimming cheered, He ran off and returned to dump litter.
Lisa seethed.
...
Smoke poured out of factories, coal plants and a day care centre. The smoke combined together into Hexxus!
"No Oz!" Bart groaned.
Yes Hexxus!
"Toxic looooooooove!" Hexxus sang. He then made it rain acid rain.
Bart sighed.
The acid rain rusted up the statue of Jebediah.
People ran about screaming.
"Eyes stinging!" Frink cried.
"Good Lord! Acid rain!" said Skinner. His clothes melted exposing his comical spotted underwear.
Nelson laughed at him.
(SINGING) "I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feeling" Willie was singing in the rain with an umbrella but when the acid rain melted his umbrella... (SCREAMING) "It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!" He screamed as it melted his clothes. (SCREAMING)
Oscar in a force field to protect him from the acid rain laughed.
"Gahahahaha! Ahem, I better go in now." He went home.
Marge at home looked out the window at the acid rain storm.
"We'd better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting." said Marge.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Aaaaaaagh! They're melting! Meltiiiiiiiing! Oh what a world!" Oscar cried then bursted out laughing again.
Hugo winced. "You okay there pal?" He asked Oscar concerned by his morbid joy of seeing the squirrels melting.
Bart sighed exasperated with Oscar.
Lisa grumbled.
"Well also the flamingo head door knocker now talks..." said Homer.
"Hoot! Hoot! Keep that acid rain away from my newly plastered brickwork!" said the flamingo door knocker.
Oscar winced.
"No problem. There's plenty of activities inside." said Homer watching TV.
"Now let's see how our blind dates liked each other." said the host.
"That is not Cilla Black! Damn you!" Oscar yelled.
"Quiet!" Homer told him off.
...
Outside the acid rain melted the TV arial.
"Oh, I really felt there was a connection, and I would definitely go out with her again." said a man.
"He smelled like puke!" said the lady.
"She could cook bacon on the beach, I'd definitely go out with her again..." said a guy.
"Mmmmmm! Bacon..." Homer drooled.
The TV cut out and lost signal.
"The TV!" Homer gasped in horror. (EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) (SCREAMING) He was screaming...
"Stop screaming, Homer." said Marge sighing.
"Quit trying to control me." said Homer.
He screamed some more.
Hugo seethed as he tried to read a Jules Verne book.
Homer was screaming.
Meanwhile.
"Ugh! Stuck in doors all day with one older brother who's a moron..." Lisa sighed.
"Lisa is nut, she has a rubber butt..." Bart sang juvenile songs being silly and dumb.
"And the other older brother performing experiments on you..." Lisa sighed.
"Lis can you come up to the attic for a sec? I need a guinea pig to test my amphibian DNA ray cannon on..." said Hugo wearing a white lab coat and glasses.
Lisa sighed.
Hugo went to the lounge.
"Lis..." He groaned.
Hugo then wanted something.
"I want a popcorn maker for my attic." He asked Dad.
"You can't have anything! You unwanted little mutant!" Homer yelled.
Hugo glared at him.
Elsewhere.
Flint the time detective was having trouble with elevator doors.
"Ugh! Gah! D'oh!"
"Flint get in the elevator..." Monkey from Monkey Hero sighed.
Flint bruised from the elevator doors stumbled into the elevator with Monkey.
...
"Grrrrrr! I bet this is all Mr Burns and his Republican friends doing!" Lisa ranted. "And Oz, I know you have a morbid sense of humour sometimes but you're not helping! What's happening is evil! Pure unadulterated evil!"
"I know." said Oscar.
"This wouldn't have happened if you didn't fight back against the EPA when Russ went mad with power. Yes I know he was just as evil trapping us under a dome but..." said Lisa annoyed.
"It's like being between a rock and a hard place. Or a wolf and a man eating shark. Two opposing but equal evils." said Oscar.
"Yes Oz. Although Russ had a point in being angry at the polluted lake. He's response was super villain-esque antics, which we all hated him for. Even I think he went too far." said Lisa.
"Plus he tried to kill everyone..." said Oscar.
"Yes but now Mr Burns and his goons are free to damage the environment..." Lisa ranted.
"Can you get off my back..." Oscar frowned.
Lisa sighed.
"Who wants to play monopoly?" Marge asked getting the monopoly game out.
"Not me Mom. I'm off to meditate and plot how to stop Mr Burns and his Republican friends!" said Lisa.
"I'm seeing what other damage Mr Burns caused to the environment. Which is important to me Lis, because Teddy and my cute little monsters live there." said Oscar.
"Oz, the acid rain..." Hugo warned him.
"Fine... I'll play..." said Oscar.
The rest of the Simpsons shrugged their shoulders as they went to play Monopoly.
"We don't need TV to have family fun." said Marge.
Homer scoffed.
"Why don't we play Monopoly?" Marge asked everyone except Lisa and Oscar.
"Which version? We've got Star Wars Monopoly. Rasta Monopoly, Edna Krabopoly..." said Hugo.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled shocked by a Mrs Krabappel edition of Monopoly.
"Gallipolopoly..." A Gallipoli edition of Monopoly...
"Let's stick to original Monopoly The game is crazy enough as it is. How can an iron be a landlord?" Marge asked looking at the playing pieces.
"Very easily Marge!" said Oscar.
Marge sighed.
...
They were soon in the midst of a game of monopoly.
"Pennsylvania Avenue. I want to buy a house." Hugo asked looking for the tiny green houses. "Hey, where'd they go?" They were all gone!
Maggie clearly had stuffed them all in her mouth as her cheeks were bulging with small pointed things inside her mouth.
"Ugh! Maggie..." The Simpsons groaned.
"Spit those tiny green Monopoly houses out at once young lady!" said Marge.
Maggie spat out the tiny green houses.
"Eeeeeeew!" said Homer, Bart and Hugo.
"This game is too old for her..." said Marge.
Homer was taking his turn.
(CHUCKLES) "That's it, baby. Welcome to Marvin Gardens." Bart laughed because he had hotels there. (CHUCKLES)
"Marvin the martian gardens..." said Oscar.
"No Oz..." said Bart.
"We'll see about that. One, two, three D'oh!" Homer grunted as he landed on a square where Bart had hotels.
"You're a little light here, Dad." Bart was annoyed Homer hadn't paid him enough.
"I'm good for the rest. You know I am." said Homer whining.
"Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer. But you've been in jail three times." said Bart.
"They told me it would be like this on the outside." Homer grunted.
"Hey! These Hotels are made of Legos!" Hugo realised. "Bart, you're cheating!"
"Hugo, it was probably an accident." said Marge.
"Oh, sure. You take his side just because he bought you that house on St. James Place." said Hugo.
"Who else is gonna take care of her? Dad?" Bart asked.
"Why you little!" Homer strangled Bart.
"Stop fighting!" Marge said annoyed trying to pull them apart.
Upstairs Lisa was meditating. She was pulled out of her trance by fighting downstairs. Lisa sighed.
She headed to the lounge to find Dad strangling Bart. And Mom trying to separate them.
"Mom that's not how you separate them..." said Lisa.
"Hmmmmm! Sweetie I have been separating them since before you were born!" said Marge.
Plot 2
Lisa went upstairs in her room to meditate when she was interrupted from a trance by yelling and fighting and things breaking downstairs starting up again... "There they go again..." she sighed.
In canon this was the episode where Homer reunites with his Vegas wife Amber. Maggie called the emergency hotline for a family brawl and Wiggum sent in a robot police woman who fires gooey taffy to subdue suspects.
Also their phone has a button for Homer strangling Bart...
"Please calm down." said the robot police lady as she rolled in.
Then this is funny...
"DESTROY! DESTROY!" She fired taffy at them, webbing them up in a gooey ball of taffy.
The Simpsons all ended up in a gooey taffy ball.
"Mmmmmmm! Taffy..." said Homer eating the taffy.
Hugo grunted struggling in the taffy.
Anyway we will not include a hackneyed story of Vegas wives. Those episodes sucked...
Instead Lisa wearing a jacket opened the front door to go outside. It was still raining acid rain.
"Lisa no! Acid rain!" Hugo warned her. Having got out of the taffy.
"No let her try, it'll be funny." said the flamingo head door knocker on their front door.
Hugo sighed shutting the door. "Lisa you'll just have to wait until the rain clears...
Lisa sighed.
Where ever Oscar is. Apparently he's safe from the acid rain.
"I'm somewhat concerned they chose Rita Repulsa to voice Petra Fina instead of Rachel Lillis and continue the Old Lady gag." said Oscar.
"Jessie is such an old lady..." said Misty.
"Old lady!" said Zoey as the D Team encounters the Alpha Gang again.
"um... Petra Fina is an old lady?" Flint pondered aloud.
"Aaaaaagh! You accursed brats! Don't call me old!" said Petra Fina.
"But it doesn't work as they got Rita Repulsa to voice you..." said Oscar. "Luckily I continued the Old Lady Rachel Lillis gag with Resha Mortalis.
Resha is a villainous circus ring master shares between Oscar's and Irreep's fictional worlds.
She was laughing evilly while on Lyceria. The ice planet of wolf people and Demonsaurs.
"Oh great it's the old lady again..." said Oscar.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Resha yelled.
Oscar chuckled.
Irreep sighed.
...
Meanwhile outside anti environment slobs littered and poisoned the environment because the evil Republicans encouraged them by getting rid of the anti pollution laws.
A squirrel swam in a polluted lake and mutated into a squirrel with hundreds of eyes.
"Eviiiiiiiiil!" said the Skull and Crossbones on the polluted lake.
"Evil? Evilllllllll!" Ernst Borgnine asked and ran off screaming about evil.
Oscar winced. "Okay I'm staying indoors..."
"Aaaaagh! It burns..." A guy screamed as he melted in the acid rain.
At home Oscar played Yugioh with Hugo. He had played Twisted Tails, Thousand eyes Idol and Relinquished somehow.
"I bet you're cheating too Oz..." said Hugo.
Oscar sighed.
"No what's cheating is summoning Exodia and declaring an instant win!" said Oscar.
Yugi winced.
"Also you retired as the King of games because your imaginary friend went to the after life." said Oscar.
Yugi sighed.
Speaking of which. Bart killed Walter again. For advising Milhouse against blindly following his orders.
Bart snapped Walter's neck, killing him.
"Nooooo! Walter!" Milhouse cried.
In the lounge.
Lionel Richie visits the Simpsons again..
"Oh fudge..." said Hugo anxious.
Lionel sang his song Hello.
"Helloooooo! Lionel!" Oscar said in a silly manner.
Hugo sighed.
Then Lionel sang All Night Long. Which in a later episode resulted in everyone dancing to it. Even Grandma Bouvier.
"Yes even Grandmama Jackie." said Bart.
"Put on a sweater Sweetie! It's cold out!" said Grandma Jaqueline.
Bart sighed.
Lionel was then dancing on the ceiling again.
Homer face palmed.
...
Meanwhile Mr Burns and his evil friends in the Republican Party headquarters laughed as they watched people wreck the environment and the climate.
(Evil laughter).
Also this continues on from Funeral for a Fiend.
"So Sideshow Bob's Commercial was aided by his companions in the Republican Party Legion of Doom. Particularly by Keith Olbermann invading our dreams/nightmares." said Oscar at the Simpson house.
"Sure makes sense." said Hugo.
"What shall we do next?" Mr Burns asked his friends.
"I know! Let's club some baby seals!" said Rich Texan.
"Excellent..." said Mr Burns agreeing.
"And name things after Reagan..." said Dracula.
"Uh... no..." said Mr Burns.
Then Goldmember was there...
"Care for a Schmoke and a pancake?"
"A what?!" said Mr Burns.
"A Schmoke and a pancake?"
Meanwhile Homer's Vegas wife came back. It was boring and far fetched... (Yawns).
"But you're dead!" Homer gasped.
She died standing up on a rolled coaster and smashed into a girder.
Earlier just before Mayor Quimby pulled out that big plug.
Oscar laughed as Smokey the lumberjack bear smacked a hippy. For some reason he was two places at once. Like Homer who was swimming in a lake and watching TV at home! (Twilight Zone theme plays). Oscar has shifty eyes.
Jurkle was swimming about a lake with conifers growing around it.
Deep underwater at the bottom of the lake were Al Muddis examining a huge plug.
In Disney's Aladdin they pulled it out but here Quimby pulled it out instead.
Like in the opening scenes of everyone trashing the environment. Quimby yanked out the huge plug and the lake, trees and everything was sucked down a huge plug hole. Even Jurkle.
"Heeeeeeelp!" Jurkle cried.
"Jurkle!" Oscar gasped. "Oh well, He'll get to see the Al Muddis from Disney's Aladdin! I'm coming Jurkle!" He jumped down the hole in the lake bed.
Quimby winced.
...
At home the acid rain stopped and the TV magically worked again.
"Knight Boat!" Homer cheered.
"No I am watching Happy Little Elves..." said Lisa.
Bart groaned.
The dumb green elves were being sappy again. Ie singing a lame Lalalala song.
The Curious Bear Cub sniffed the camera with his big wet shiny green nose.
Bart winced.
At Milhouse's.
Milhouse was watching the same episode a d was watching the Curious Bear Cub sniff the camera with his big wet shiny green nose.
Milhouse winced and sweated. He wet his pull-ups.
The elves were after some pirate's treasure for some reason...
"Arrrrrr!" said the pirate, as pirates do...
Lisa watched the sappy cartoon engrossed.
Maggie sucked her pacifier.
"Homer take me back!" said Amber despite being dead!
"Back off bitch!" Marge said in a Terminator voice.
Hugo winced.
Meanwhile in the Al Muddi episode of Aladdin...
They come across an oasis. the geographical point of interest where water is found in the desert. Not the soft drink, or the band!
"It's Beautiful!" said Jasmine.
"It's magnificent!" said Razoul.
"It's wonderful!" said one of the other guards. Uh... Achmed...
"It's Raining Men!" Oscar said delighted. Uh...
They all looked at him baffled.
"Unfortunately people, Oscar seems to have lost his mind..." said Genie turning into Sigmund Freud.
Oscar squawked like a rooster.
"That boy is possessed by demons!" Razoul yelled.
Iago sighed.
Fazaul the palace guard was thinking about food.
"Mmmm date jam..."
...
Simpsons house, Lisa's room. Lisa was playing her saxophone.
(Saxophone melody.)
"You see, kids don't understand the jazz, They're all about the hipping and the hopping..." said Bill Cosby going off tangent.
"Uh yes Mr Cosby..." said Lisa.
"Come on Little girl, a little Coltrane..." said Bill. Coltrane was a jazz musician.
Lisa felt conflicted. "That would be an honour Mr Cosby but is what my friend Oscar implying is true?"
"About what? Scoopidy doopity dot?" Bill Cosby spoke gibberish towards the end.
"That you will get in serious legal trouble and it will cost you your TV career..." Lisa sighed.
"Zip Zop Zoopity bop!" said Bill Cosby.
Lisa sighed.
Outside.
Hexxus was singing again. "Toxic looooove..."
Forest fairies sighed.
"Hohohoho! I'm Robin Willaims as a bat! I'm Bruce Wayne! Hohohoho! Dark and broody! Like my coffee!" said the bat from Ferngully.
"Choke on my poisonous fumes world! Damn I make evil look sexy!" said Hexxus.
The forest fairies sighed.
"Nobody cares about me..." said Batman.
"I do bat man..." said Zak, That line is asking for it!
Oscar laughed. "Batman..."
Koda sighed.
The Oasis.
Oscar was drinking a bottle of Oasis. orange flavour.
"No Anachronisms! It's bad enough with Genie confusing everyone with things that haven't happened yet!" said Jurkle annoyed.
Genie was Griucho Marx...
"Loosen up boss..." said Genie as Groucho.
"You are morphing into people who haven't even been born yet!" Jurkle yelled.
Aladdin was baffled. Also in the cartoon spinoff Genie is not supposed to goof off in front of the general public.
...
Lisa then video phones Colin.
"Top a da uh... afternoon Lisa!' said Colin in a thick Irish accent.
"Hey Colin, wanna play the blues?" said Lisa.
They play their musical instruments.
Bart hearing Lisa groans.
(Blues fills the house.)
Hugo stuffed cotton wool in his ears as he read a Jules Verne novel.
"Colin! harvest my Tatties!" said Colin's dad in a thick Irish accent. (potatoes)
"Yes Da..." said Colin. "Sorry Lisa. Ciao." He ended the video call.
Lisa sighed and read a book.
Plot 3
Meanwhile with the uh Al Muddis because Oscar is dragging out that joke...
Aladdin and his friend were flushed down into a cavern under the oasis pool that opened up.
"Waaaaaaa!"
Oscar winced.
The muddy pond bed bubbled. Mudboy oozed out of the mud.
Oscar wet himself.
Mudboy giggled madly. He then looked around. "Okay who's the pinhead who slugged down the whole pond... geez..."
"Wasn't us..." said Oscar. Jurkle shook his head.
Mudboy laughed and bounced about.
"He has mud in his blood..." said Oscar.
Jurkle was baffled. He scratched his ginger hair.
"Mud in blood! Mud in blood!" Mudboy cheered. He sat down and splashed the mud he was sitting in everywhere.
Jurkle sighed.
Oscar laughed. "He's funny..."
Elsewhere.
Lisa was meditating in her room. Soon the acid rain cleared up.
"Ah the rain's gone. I'll have to clean up the melted squirrels later..." Marge remarked from downstairs.
Instead or dealing with Homer's Vegas wife. The Simpsons all went to church. Yes even Lisa and Bart.
As you can imagine Bart goofed off again.
'He unholied the holy water!" Agnes gasped.
"Cooooool!" said Ace.
The Simpson family return home from church.
All the way they were probably scolding Bart for misbehaving in church or Hugo for taking his shoes and socks off.
"Hugo keep your shoes on!" Marge nagged etc,.
Lisa sighed. Why does Bart always muck about in church.
...
At home.
Hugo snored. He was sleeping in the green armchair...
"Next week we obey my canon! Lisa goes to Richard Gere's temple and Bart goes to Cathedral..." said a hologram of Oscar.
Marge disliked such blasphemy but when Bart was gone, Sunday's at church were a bliss. She didn't get angry looks from people over Bart's shenanigans.
At the oasis Jurkle prayed in the Jewish way.
Lisa goes up to her room removes her church hat, her footwear and socks. Then heads towards the beach on her own, wearing sandals presumably. While there she finds 40 shells.
She gave some to Link to get the Koholint sword.
Link did the victory pose. Duh duh duh duh duuuuuuh!
Just then Milhouse arrives. He tells Lisa that a 1000 fish get caught in plastic rings each year. He probably also tried once again to ask her to be his girlfriend...
He gave her flowers. "My love..."
Lisa sighed exasperated.
Then Lisa goes into the water, swims for a few metres (barefoot in her church outfit) then she goes under. While underwater she rescues 58 fish from plastic rings.
"Live and be free!" She threw the fish back in the sea.
A shark ate them.
She didn't care if this defied Mr Burns's latest stint of cruelty. He could go shove it for all she cared.
Elsewhere her family played board games.
Bart was bored of playing who's behind he door because he had been grounded for goofing of at church.
He got the Dud again. The Milhouse like nerd. He frowned while his family laughed.
"He got the dud!" Marge giggled.
Homer made a meme worthy face of awe.
"How did you all get out of the taffy?" Wiggum yelled.
"I ate all the taffy..." said Homer.
Wiggum sighed.
"Lou get the robot cop lady to dispense non-edible taffy..." said Wiggum.
"Ie insulation putty?" Lou asked.
"I dunno! Yes?" said Wiggum.
...
The Oasis. Abis Mal arrived.
"Oh you do gooders... Why do you always muck in my mud..." The villain sighed.
"Hehehehe muck..." said Oscar giggling.
"Muck!" said Mudboy delighted.
Jurkle sighed.
The royal guards drew their swords.
Abis Mal shrieked like a girl and fled with his remaining loyal henchman.
Oscar sighed relieved.
Mudboy offered his hand for a friendly handshake.
"Is your hand gonna come off again..." Oscar sighed.
"Come on... Muck! Mud!" said Mudboy.
Oscar sighed and shook his hand. It detached from Mudboy.
Oscar yelped and dropped the hand. It wriggled about.
Mudboy laughed,
Jurkle sighed.
Mudboy attached the hand by bottom of its wrist where it should have been attached to his arm and attached it to his butt as a tail.
"Hehehehe! Gross!" Oscar laughed.
Mudboy chuckled.
Jurkle got out an Artemis Fowl book and read it.
"No!" Mudboy annoyed snatched the book and threw it in the hole where the water went.
"Hey!" Jurkle whined.
Elsewhere the Simpsons house. Homer went out to put the garbage in the can.
"Hello! Hello!" said the flamingo door knocker.
Homer sighed.
"Hi diddly Ho Homerino!" said Ned being cheerful.
Homer sighed.
Wiggum had long stopped bothering with apprehending the Simpsons for causing a ruckus at home by arguing.