Edited 5/13/23: Minor Grammar/Spelling.


Went out with my coworkers after work so she's a little bit late, buttttt it's still the 13th in my neck of the woods! Enjoy this short boi!


Wednesday, May 13, 1998

Hermione groaned as Draco crawled out of the bed next to her. Theo grunted and pulled her closer.

Draco leaned over and kissed her on the forehead. "Will you sit up and drink this Hangover Potion for me, wife?" he asked, softly. She nodded and sat, not even opening her eyes as he tipped the vial into her mouth. "You're so trusting, Granger," he whispered, "how do you know I'm not poisoning you or pumping you full of lust potion?"

"She just soul bonded to you, you twat," Theo said, rolling onto his back, "Why would you poison us after all that? And you'd miss out on the lust potion, so there wouldn't be any point."

Theo opened his mouth, waiting for his own hangover cure. Draco chuckled and poured the contents of the vial down his throat. "A better point has never been made. I love you, husband," he said, leaning down to kiss Theo soundly. "I love you, wife," he said, kissing up her neck.

"I wish you didn't have to go," Hermione whined, needlessly.

"Me either, darling," she said, running a thumb along her bottom lip. "But I will see you tomorrow, Mrs. Malfoy, Lady Nott, and I intend to continue your ravishment."

She groaned and sunk back into bed, laying her head on Theo's chest. She heard Draco sigh and she could tell he wanted to stay.

"Go, mi amor," Theo said, as he ran his hand up Hermione's back, "We want you to stay too, but we all have parts to play, Mum and I have a lot of training to do with this little lady."

She heard Draco choke back a sob when Theo called Narcissa "Mum."

"I love you both so much," Draco sighed, "let me go continue to lay the groundwork for the newest Lord and Lady Nott to grace these Isles."

When Theo and her had finally roused themselves from bed, Narcissa pushed them right into etiquette training. And it was brutal. Hermione liked Narcissa, but if this had been her first experience with Lady Malfoy she would never speak with her again.


Their crash course lasted almost all day and when the two of them fell into bed, she sent a message to Draco.

Hermione: Our bed is so empty without you, husband.

Theo: She doesn't wrap around me like you do…

Draco: I'm too busy learning a potion to melt someone's eyes repeatedly to talk about this.

Theo: Gross.

Draco: I miss you two as well. Will you go to Mitternacht tomorrow?

Theo: Yes, get your floo connected.

Draco: Yes, Sir.

Hermione: Oh now you've gotten him all riled up.

Theo: I love when you call me that.

Draco: You're insatiable

Hermione: How could he Nott be when he has us?

Theo: Very clever, Lady Nott.

Draco: I'll be dreaming about you two.

Theo: Goodnight mi amor

Hermione: Goodnight mon étoile

Draco: Goodnight darlings.


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