'''Soccer Mom''' A sort of sequel to Marge Gamer. The Simpsons swap hobbies so this time it's Bart and Marge taking up soccer and Homer and Lisa taking up online gaming. Bart's soccer game descends into pandemonium with Oscar's Aspergers trigged by the pentagon spotted ball and having to deal with random cartoon characters.
Meanwhile in Earthland Realms Homer tries to design his character before deciding on himself dressed as Link from Zelda.
== Plot ==
It was one summers day at the Simpsons. You can tell because Bart is wearing his Bermuda swimming trunks and a Hawaiian shirt and sandals.
"My eyes! It buuuuurns!" Oscar is horrified by his tacky Hawaiian shirt.
Bart frowned at him, And so did Quiffy.
Marge has just bought Burger King for lunch.
"Moooooom... couldn't you have done better than Burger King..." Bart sighed as he collected his lunch. "We have four Krusty Burgers local to us!"
The camera pans to look at the houses across the street. Krusty burger signs poke up over the horizon.
Marge sighed.
Inside the Simpsons ate their lunch.
Grampa was the next to complain.
"I wanted an emperor burger! She got me a cheeseburger!" Grampa whined.
"Oh clam it Dad!" Homer yelled.
"She knows I hate cheese..." Grampa groaned.
XD Grampas and emperor burgers...
"What's he whining about Marge?" Homer asked.
"He wanted a emperor burger. We can't afford extravagant burgers for lunch so I got him a cheeseburger." said Marge sighing.
"Oh. You heard the lady Dad! Eat your stupid cheeseburger and quit complaining!" Homer yelled at Gramps.
"Dad no! Don't you know it's a felony to force feed an old age pensioner!" said Lisa.
"I got pickles in mine! I hate pickles!" Hugo yelled.
Homer sulked. "How is it we can't afford more than a basic burger for lunch?" Homer asked.
"Oooooh! It's my fault dear! I never should have signed up to that dreadful Earthland Realms. I've spent hundreds on expansion packs and subscriptions!" Marge cried.
"There there, Marge. That's called an addiction... like when you got addicted to legalised gambling. Remember when you got addicted to legalised gambling." Homer spoke to her in a mock comforting tone.
"Yes dear..." Marge sighed annoyed at him patronising her.
"Mom maybe you should take up a new hobby. Like a sport!" said Lisa.
"Yeah I've taken up soccer." said Bart suddenly dressed in a football kit. "I could really use a coach mom."
"You want me as a coach?" Marge asked.
"Why sure!" said Bart. "That Mean Soccer Mom from Glee is doing it! Why not?"
"Okay sweetie I will!" said Marge.
"That reminds me. I got Jane Lynch and Judge Constance Harm to have a competition to see who's the meanest and nastiest." said Oscar.
"Oh that's no contest! I'm TVs meanest mom remember! Bwahahahaha!" said Judge Constance Harm laughing wickedly.
The Simpsons sighed with sweat drops.
"We'll just see about that!" said Jane Lynch/Roz. More on her Roz personality later.
The Simpsons sighed.
"I wanted an emperor burger..." said Grampa.
...
Marge went to Bart's soccer game. He was wearing a red and blue striped kit. Like one of the Spanish teams like Barcelona or Real Madrid.
Ironically Bart's soccer training ground backed onto the backyard of the house, like the nuclear plant did once.
"While you're getting rehab honey I'll take up online gaming in your steed. Gotta find something to do with my bad leg." said Homer.
"Hmmmmm... we should have never went to that YMCA centre." Marge sighed.
Oscar sang YMCA by the Village People.
Homer screamed in rage.
Marge sighed.
Bart's team consisted of himself, Milhouse, Nelson and Jimbo among others.
Jimbo took this opportunity to give Bart a wedgie.
"Wedgie!"
"Hey back off James! Bart's in my gang now! You mess with him you mess with me!" said Nelson. Nelson, Bart and the weasels got into a fight with Jimbo's gang.
Marge sighed and face palmed.
"This game is already descended into a brawl... it can't get any worse..." said Marge.
Oscar ran on the pitch squealing "Haaaaaaaauuuuuw! Spottie!" while hugging a soccer ball with pentagons on it.
Marge sighed.
The two bully gangs stopped brawling to size each other up and growl at each other. Bart was biting.
"Oh yeah! Well we have Hank!" said Dolph.
Hank was playing Hey now you're a rockstar from Shrek.
Oscar stopped squealing at the football with pentagons on it to annoy the bullies.
"Hey Dolpha. Haaaauuuuwww! Dolpha Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
"Stop that!" Dolph yanked at his goggle elastic pulling it far then releasing the goggles so they snapped back hard.
"Ow!" Oscar whined.
Marge sighed watching the team fight.
Only Ballboy from the Beano was paying attention to what Marge asked them to do. Which was juggle a soccer ball by keeping it up in the air using only their legs to kick it or their heads to header it.
Marco gave Milhouse a wedgie.
"Marco... Polo..." Oscar grinned pretending he was playing Marco Polo.
"Oz enough..." said Jimbo.
"You think I'm weird? Arale the robot from Dr Slump is poking a pile of dog poop..." said Oscar.
Arale was poking some poop with a stick. "Pokey poo! Pokey poo! Pokey pokey poo!" She sang.
Bart winced exasperated.
"I hope to play for England one day so I can keep affording my plastic surgery." said Ball Boy.
"Yeah we get it. Your cartoonists keep drastically changing your appearance... Beano there's improving your drawing style and there's completely altering the character..." said Oscar.
"I'm still the same as when Oscar first drew me. Well except when he couldn't draw anime properly so I had triangle eyes and a scalene triangle for a face like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb..." said Quiffy.
Oscar winced.
...
Meanwhile Homer and Lisa were getting set up on Earthland Realms. Lisa wasn't sure about the whole thing.
"It's a money sink disguised as a role playing game. A poorly wrote out one at that! I've seen better written fantasy stories like Angelica button, Lord of the Rings..." Lisa ranted.
"Hey look! You can be a fairy princess!" laid Homer setting his character to a girly fairy. With a sprite that kept yelling "Hey! Listen!" In a high pitched voice.
"Um I'm not comfortable in this form..." said Homer's character.
"Oh sweet! Gimme!" said Lisa. Being a girly cute fairy was enough to convince her. She made her character a fairy class.
"Ha! I just made my character dress like Link from your brother's Zelda games!" Homer laughed as he made his character look like his Neverquest self.
Lisa sighed.
They got started in the starting town.
Lisa the fairy wasn't sure about Link Homer. "I'm surprised Nintendo's copyright lawyers aren't suing this game right now..."
Link Homer walked into a wall.
Lisa giggled.
They travelled about the RPG in characters. Homer dresses as Link and Lisa as a fairy princess.
"So sweetie... Do you like RPGs?" Homer asked.
"I prefer table top RPG sessions than having the story written for me and having to get used to the controls or Turn based format." said Lisa.
"I used to play RPG games with Oscar until he discovered internet memes..." said Hugo in character. His character was just himself but with medieval rags.
"My sword keeps getting wedged to my butt crack." said Homer.
"Ugh..." Lisa groaned.
Hugo found a seemingly ordinary but beautiful gold ring. He started acting like Gollum... "My Preciousssss..."
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Is Dig Dug and RPG?" Homer asked.
"No Dad... Dig Dug is not an RPG... it's a retro arcade game..." Hugo sighed.
Some monsters spawned. Luckily they were slimes.
"Oh no slimes!" Homer gasped.
"Don't worry Dad, they're the punching bags of the monsters. They're for training our characters on so we can level up." said Lisa.
"Oh." said Homer.
"Monsters prepare to D&D! Die and decompose!" Hugo boasted as he attacked the slimes.
Elsewhere the Soccer Mom from Codename KND kidnapped Sector V again and Numbuh One was painted to look like a football.
"Very funny... not!" Nigel Uno sighed.
"BE QUIET! THE FOOTBALL DOESN'T TALK!" Yelled Soccer Mom.
Oh and Nigel wasn't the only butt of the football head jokes.
"Football head!" Helga called Arnold a football head.
Arnold wondered why he was still friends with her.
"No no no! I am not a football! Blast!" Stewie yelled as Tom Brady threw him.
...
Marge put a stop to the boys fighting.
"Stop it stop it stop it! Look you're making the referee cry!" said Marge pulling the boys apart.
Gil as they ref cried.
"Jimbo started it!" Bart yelled.
"I don't care who started it! I don't want to see you boys fight like that ever again! Do I make myself clear?!" Marge told them off.
"Yes mom..." said Bart.
"Yes Mrs Simpson..." said the others.
"Good now everyone line up at the goal. I'll be teaching you how to defend." said Marge.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Jimbo lined up as quartet as you have four players defending. They shielded their crotches except Milhouse who had his arms out eagerly to intercept the ball.
"See! Milhouse is in the mood!" said Marge. "Catch the ball!" She kicked the ball hard. It winded Milhouse because it hit his groin.
Bart laughed. "The ball his groin! It works on so many levels!"
Jay Sherman sighed.
Next was using cones to dribble the ball in a path. Barney was throwing up in one as he was clearly drunk.
"Barney..." Marge sighed.
Then was juggling the ball by kicking it up into the air.
Oscar was drawing Bart as Ball Boy from the Beano.
"Oz what are you drawing..." Bart sighed.
"None of your business..." Oscar said rudely.
"It better not be anything weird or embarrassing..." said Bart.
Elsewhere before an American football game Billy was being stupid over the school mascot, Fluffy Cat. A yellow grumpy fat moggie.
"Fluffy cat!" Billy yelled with joy.
"Now Billy listen well as-" said Mindy.
"Fluffy cat!" Billy yelled in a silly voice.
Mindy sighed.
Back in Springfield Bart winced as all the main characters of Digimon Adventure and Adventure 2 were playing soccer.
"Yeah we play soccer." said Davis.
"Oscar stop copying my hair!" Tai yelled.
Oscar Tamaki made a rude face at him.
Strangely Tai or Davis etc never livened up the game with their monsters. Ie Agumon spitting fire balls at the soccer ball.
"Pepper Breath!" said Agumon.
Grampa still wanted an emperor burger.
"She got me a cheeseburger!" He groaned.
"Hehehe! British humour..." Oscar chuckled.
== Plot 2 ==
Homer and Lisa were training in the newbie area.
"How long do we have to kill gnomes for?" Homer whined.
"Until Bart and Mom get home so we can join forces with them." said Lisa.
"This sucks! Is there a tavern in this game?" asked Homer.
"Yes there is actually! And what a surprise it's ran by Moe..." Lisa sighed as she checked the map,
They went back to town and found Troll Moe running a bar.
"What will it be Homer. Grog or grog light?" said Moe.
"Grog." said Homer paying with gold for a grog.
"Why am I RPing being at a Moe's when I can actually be there!" Homer in the real world sighed. He logged off. "Daddy wants to go to see Moe in real life sweetie so you'll have to go." said Homer.
Lisa sighed as she got ready to go out.
"What about Maggie?"
"Maggie's fine..." said Homer.
"No Dad you have to bring her with you or hire a babysitter..." Lisa frowned.
"Hugo look after Maggie..." Homer groaned.
Hugo sighed exasperated.
In Earthland Realms.
"Darn monsters! I'd kick your butts if I had my Monster Manual!" said Girl Milhouse still under that witch's curse as he or she fought monsters.
"I am in Denmark!" said Kearney over game chat.
"Still?!" Jimbo asked.
"You know this whole thing started because Marge didn't have Email." said Dolph.
"Will you stop going on about Bart's Mom..." Jimbo groaned.
...
Bart's football game took a surreal turn when Oscar took liberties with the opposition team. It was a team of monsters lead by Teddy his teddy bear.
Bart winced exasperated as he summoned Teddy, Clownja, Dino etc.
"Um okay..." said Milhouse.
Teddy sized Bart up then sneezed on his shirt a snotty message saying "I'm cute!"
"Eeeeugh!" Bart groaned at the snotty message.
Then the other players on each team were introduced.
On Bart's side characters from the Likeaballs cartoon. The soccer ball character with a dark blue almost black shiny nose. And the clown character with a big red shiny nose.
"Clooooown!" Oscar squealed. He was midfielder wearing just a diaper. Yes Baby Oscar playing fourth grade soccer...
"No! No clowns!" Bart groaned at Oscar getting obsessed with clowns again.
"Clooooooowns!" Oscar yelled obsessed with clowns.
And also on Bart's team was Ball Boy from the Beano. Clown Mac from Foster's Home for imaginary friends. Two cartoon boys with red and white Bart spike masks on their heads to look like Bart's spikes. And wearing those giant foam hands.
"Uh..." Bart sighed.
On Teddy's team was Teddy himself. Clownja. A giant cartoon baby wearing a diaper. Mud monsters. Dino. Snot Teddy. Zombies etc.
"This is even more surreal than that Soccer Mummy movie trailer." Bart sighed.
There was the Soccer Mummy trailer. A film about an Egyptian mummy playing soccer. He sees the pretty cheerleaders and gets a boner despite being dead.
Davis accidentally grazed Ken/The Digimon Emperor's leg while tackling him.
"Oops! Sorry Ken!" said Davis.
Ken glared at him.
Later while dealing with the Digimon Emperor's usual attempts to destroy them.
"Uh... how did you hurt your leg..." Davis asked.
"None of your business! You obnoxious heroes! Blackwargreymon! Destroy them!" said the Digimon Emperor.
...
At Moe's they found he redecorated it into an Internet cafe.
"Internet cafe uh! Aren't you worried about competition from the Java Server?" Homer asked.
"Nope. Does The Java Server serve alcohol?" said Moe.
"No. In fact they barred me once for bring in my own Duff." said Homer.
"My point exactly." said Moe smugly. "Now what will it be Homer?"
"Duff." said Homer as Moe only served Duff. Comic book guy wanted raspberry Schnapps but he didn't have it. The bottle was just painted on the wall.
"Wait if we're here and Mom and Bart are at Bart's soccer game, where's Maggie?" Lisa asked.
Maggie and Hugo were home alone.
"Looks like it's just you and me again Maggie..." said Hugo.
Maggie sucked her pacifier.
"Meh..." said Homer drinking and playing Earthland Realms.
"Hey Moe you've really made your tavern on Earthland Realms feel like home!" said Carl. "It really feels like the old place. Everyone's here even Barney!"
Troll Barney burped in the game.
"Yeah I knew you guys would sign up if I did." said Moe.
"Hey who wants to trade for an obsidian scimitar?" Lenny asked.
"Nah... my character class can't wield scimitars." said Homer.
Lisa was engrossed in the RPG Earthland Realms as she tapped the mouse buttons.
"For the Shire!" She cheered while playing the nerdy RPG.
Moe sighed. "This is a very unusual thing for the town to be interested in."
"Well real life is depressing so meh..." said Homer.
At home.
Hugo performed scientific experiments, mad scientific experiments that is, on his baby sister.
Hugo laughed evilly.
...
The very surreal football game started.
"I'm open! I'm open!" Oscar was ready to get the ball but Teddy tackled him.
Baby Oscar gurgled as Teddy smooshed his big wet shiny nose into his face.
Bart passed to Nelson instead.
Nelson encountered some zombies so passed to Ball Boy. However he got ambushed by mud monsters as the cartoony mud monsters had created a patch of quicksand that he sunk into.
"Ugh! What's going on?!" He cried as they pulled him down into the mud.
"Eeeeugh! I'm stuck!" He groaned as the mud monsters took the ball and started headering it.
Milhouse winced.
Ball boy slowly sunk up to his waist in the mud.
Martin turned into his Halloween costume from I've grown a costume on your face. Oberon king of the fairies. Oscar used his Magic the gathering cards to summon Earthbind. Hentai vines from the ground grabbed Fairy Martin and tied him up. He grimaced as they tied him up.
Milhouse intercepted the ball from a blue Teddy. But a giant snail behind him slimed him!
Milhouse found he was glued to the ground with snail slime. "Ugh! Snail slime!" He tried to tear free but couldn't.
Oscar saw Milhouse struggle and wet himself with arousal because e has a stuck fetish.
The cartoon baby projectile vomited at Bart's team mates.
"Eeeew! Oz..." Bart sighed. He somehow got the ball but was intercepted by Meuka who slime diapered him and held him by his slimy tail holding Bart's slime diaper dangling him up and down.
Bart grunted frustrated trying to break free of the gooey snot.
"Oz can you stop being weird or disgusting over gross out humour..." Nelson sighed.
"I'm the author here. Not you!" Oscar retorted as Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Bart groaned and struggled as Meuka kicked the soccer ball away down the other end of the pitch.
...
Homer and Lisa went on a quest to slay the two headed dragon. Along the way they befriended hobbits. Rod and Todd and Ralph hobbits of course.
"I'm a hobbit!" Said Ralph hobbit.
Homer as Link grimaced.
"Where are we going?" Todd as a hobbit asked.
"Shouldn't this be where we learn a valuable message? Like Bart learning to tolerate Mom's company and Mom learning not to mess with other family members' stuff?" Lisa asked.
'Or you learning not to play dirty at soccer?" Homer asked.
"Yes Dad..." Lisa sighed.
Actually I'm just writing crap right now.
Meanwhile Bart was slimed to a tree by Meuka. He struggled and squirmed.
"Oscar no more silliness..." Marge sighed.
Oscar was pulling Teddy's boogers. He pulled himself free of the goo and waved his wand to magic all the silly characters away.
That early evening during TV dinners. Instead of watching TV the Simpsons were playing Earthland Realms. Cleric Marge, Bart as the Shadow knight, fairy Lisa and Link Homer and Satyr Oscar. They were wandering the land of Earthland Realms in the Fairytale Forest area.
"This area is for noobs..." The Shadow Knight sighed.
"Hey we joined later so we all have to catchup..." said Link Homer.
Bart as the Shadow Knight groaned.
Suddenly they encountered Hansel Bart and Gretal Lisa leaving their pumpkin house to run an errand.
"NPCs! I'm gonna prank then." said the Shadow knight.
Lisa as a fairy sighed.
Hansel and Gretal came to a bridge. Hansel despite his sister's warnings tried to cross it.
"None shall pass!" said the Shadow Knight.
"Aaaaaagh! An evil knight! Run!" said Hansel screaming and running away. The siblings ran away.
"Oscar are you drinking?!" Marge told Oscar the satyr off for drinking grog.
"I'm a satyr. My race is supposed to drink..." said Oscar drinking grog.
Marge sighed.
"Anyway this isn't the first time we've dabbled in playing an RPG." said Lisa.
"It is for me sweetie." said Marge as she only started playing Earthland Realms a few episodes ago.
"Yes Mom but I'm an avid fan of table top Dungeon Dice RPGs and an expert DM. (Dungeon Master in an RPG.)" said Lisa referencing Dumb Dumbs and Dragons.
"And I got stuck in that Wizards and Wyverns board game once where some fan fiction writer was trying to reference Jumanji." said Bart as the Shadow Knight. "Anyway I'm still humiliated the other players online no longer fear me and my reputation as the deadliest player on this server..."
Meanwhile in the main town there was talk of the Shadow Knight returning.
"It wasn't a case of if but when. I mean this would be a pretty crummy RPG if when your character died you stayed dead permanently and have to make a whole new character." said Moe. "Death is just a minor inconvenience except Earthland Realms boasts being able to depict realistic violence and gore."
"Less chatting more Grog!" said Barney troll.
Moe sighed be poured him another glass of grog.
...
Marge lead her family n the form of their RPG characters in the Earthland Realms RPG.
"Hmmmmmmmm... When I think of all the RPG games we signed up to or Oscar bought for the Gamestation 3000 and no longer played..." Marge sighed.
In reality on a shelf in the downstairs cupboard laid upon it was... Lisa's Vikings and Vampires Table top RPG equipment. A copy of Neverquest for the Gamestation. Final Fantasy VII... World of Warcraft... Wizards and Wyverns...
"Gotta keep up with the sheeple..." said Oscar.
"Yeah sure popularity and wanting the latest game on time while it's still new is brainwashing Oz..." Bart as the Shadow Knight sighed.
Oscar as a satyr wanted Orc zombies to appear.
"I'm sorry, no. I won't take it. If we accept orc zombies, we open the gate to all kinds of crap. What's next? Centaur dragons? How about demon fairies? Maybe buffalo elves? Heck, why not whale vultures? I'm going to make a stand for plausible monsters everywhere. Who's with me?" Hugo as a Gollum like creature ranted.
"Shut up mutant." said Link Homer.
"MONKEY BEES! MONKEY BEES!" Oscar screamed being stupid.
Lisa winced exasperated.
Then they encountered a regular orc, a living orc, Oz.
Oscar sighed.
The Orc spoke in a thick medieval accent. Like "Oi guv! You spilt my pint!" sort of thing.
Marge casted a spell upon him and the orc exploded in a gory manner with blood splattering everywhere.
"Cooooool!" said Bart as the Shadow Knight.
Marge sighed. "This game is disgusting! Why can't we just settle things by talking?"
Her family groaned at her.
== Plot 3 ==
Reality.
Martin was typing something up on the computers in the Java server cafe.
"It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!" said Martin.
"Oops." Nelson unplugged his computer. Martin hadn't saved his document at all during the few hours he was writing the fan fiction.
Martin cried in anguish. "My fanfic!"
Elsewhere The Planet Express crew found themselves in a fantasy realm of some sort of RPG. Professor Farnsworth was Gandalf the wizard.
"You shall not pass! Oh! Good news everyone!"
Bender was Titanius Anglesmith of Cornwood.
Fry sighed as he was still confusing Fantasy with reality.
Leela was a centaur archer fed up with her peaceful to the point of obsession tribe who simply hated violence to the point that they refused to defend themselves against orcs and died.
Amy was a water nymph.
Fry was acting like Gollum.
"My precious..."
And his reflections were running a cable TV shopping channel!
"Is that the stag horn?"
"Yes it's the stag horn pocket knife!"
Hermes was one of the infuriatingly pacifist centaurs.
"Peace not violence, mon." said a Centaur Hermes.
Centaur Leela sighed exasperated.
...
In the Earthland Realms RPG.
Oscar as a satyr was drinking mead. He was drunk.
Sorceress Marge frowned.
"I fight better drunk..." said Satyr Oscar.
He coughed up a live cat. "Oh I don't remember eating that."
Lisa winced.
It was impossible to convey Bart's emotions as he was in full black armour.
"I'm exasperated too..." said The Shadow Knight.
The Simpsons came across Merlock, a wizard plagued by boring adventures because the AI is a bad DM (Dungeon Master.) Basically the AI has no imagination so nothing happens on his adventures. He once blew up an Orc though and another time he attacked some mice infesting his home because he was so bored.
"I am Merlock the wise." said the old wizard. He pondered. "Although my wisdom has diminished from sheer boredom driving me insane." He sighed. "All I ask is for a grand adventure fighting monsters! Is that too much?!"
Oscar summoned a T. rex. It roared.
Bart is flustered and frustrated. "Oscar get rid of that dinosaur now!"
Shut up Bart!" Oscar cries. "Why do you always have to be such a baby?"
"Shut up you idiot!" Bart yells. "Why the hell do you always have to be such a little girl?"
The Simpsons are baffled by this strange argument.
The T. rex roared.
Oscar sighed and banished it from existence.
"Well lets continue our quest for the golden cup of Zandor." said Lisa. I suck at magical fantasy style names of things like evil wizards and towns etc.
"I thought we were level grinding to catch up with Marge." said Oscar.
"I'm waiting for you guys to catch up..." said Bart as the Shadow Knight.
...
Millicent Van Houten groaned as she examined herself wearing her new gown in her full length bedroom mirror. Bart had cursed her or formerly him into a girl for a laugh.
Millicent was around six feet tall, with long blue hair, a prominent nose, by which I mean gigantic nose, as well as thick red eyeglasses. The dress was bright pink, with a long, broad skirt, a short collar, with sleeves which ended at the upper arms. It had a white apron, which was intended to protect it from any spillages, liquid or dirt which might ruin it.
Millicent had been asking Bart to undo his curse so he or her may return to being a boy again, but Bart Aka the Shadow Knight got killed off by most of the town's playable characters or avatars because they were fed up with the Shadow Knight killing them.
Girl Milhouse or Millicent sighed.
Millicent decided that she might as well go see what Bartholomew, aka The Shadow Knight, was doing.
Well you see he was bored waiting for his family members to grind Experience Points and level up to catch up with him. Bart was one of the highest level players.
Milhouse or Millicent sighed unhappy with being turned into girl.
However every time he or she asked Bart Aka the Shadow Knight to undo the curse he would say "I'll do it later."
One character that was happy playing the fairer sex was Kenny from South Park, he was RPing as Princess Kenny. The anime princess.
"No Kenny, your character is Prince Kenny! There's no cross gendering or trans characters in Zaron..." Cartman as the Grand Wizard groaned.
Kenny muffled that he was RPing as a girl and that was final.
Martin was also probably RPing as a girl, knowing him...
The Simpsons were grinding for experience points by fighting monsters far too weak for Bart. Cartman was ordering Kenny to change his character to a male and Oscar was drinking grog when Milhouse or Millicent arrived.
"Hi Girl Milhouse..." Bart as the Shadow Knight chuckled.
"Bart undo the curse..." Milhouse groaned.
"Fine..." Bart undid the curse and Milhouse was a boy again.
...
Earthland Realms. One of the main towns. I.E. Like Lumbridge from Runescape.
After the Shadow Knight was killed the towns were a lot more peaceful. In one such town Edna the Enchantress was looking for men online and in character to date.
Dragon turkey Skinner had respawned since The Shadow Knight killed him and Apu ate his corpse.
Edna sighed as he was trying to get back with her.
Ace ironically role playing as a vampire when he is one in reality was laughing at Moose Mel and calling him Bullwinkle.
Moose Mel sighed.
Wiggum as a pig man was buying apples.
And the town didn't suffer daily Shadow Knight attacks where Bart would arrive and kill a random player with his flame sword.
Speaking of which.
"Mom did you ever get my flame sword back from Moe?" Bart as the Shadow Knight asked sorceress Marge.
"Of course dear." Marge gave him his flame sword.
"How long have we been playing...?" Lisa asked.
"Oh no! We got addicted!" Marge cried.
Reality.
The Simpsons at home decided they had been online for far too long and decided to do an activity away from the internet.
"How about Hungry Hungry Hippos?" Homer asked eagerly.
"No... we're playing soccer because that's the point of the episode." said Bart.
"I'll try not to flop or fake injuries." said Lisa.
"And Oz. No squealing at the soccer ball..." Bart sighed.
They played soccer in the backyard.
Ronaldo visited to watch them.
...
Elsewhere Soccer Moms In tracksuits led by Jane Lynch arrived for some reason.
Also that woman Peter Griffin punched is a sort of Soccer Mom or Sports Mom.
Then Nintendo's lawyers sued Earthland Realms and Neverquest for allowing you to make a male elf character resemble Link.
The CEO of Earthland Realms sighed in court.
Bart's team at soccer were playing Lisa's team.
Lisa did not flop or fake being injured and Oscar wasn't goofing off or being silly.
Also Krusty's daughter Sophie was playing on Lisa's team.
Oscar was addicted to video games so he was still playing Earthland Realms on his laptop.
He laughed hysterically because Mr Burns was a praying Mantis in game.
Bart was just relieved Oscar wasn't goofing off. Bart passed the ball to Milhouse etc.
Milhouse passed to Jimbo and so on.