Attack of the Clowns Another Christmas episode but with Gil living with the simpson, The Grumple trying to kill them and clowns. Also Hank's creator and their pissworm gang of kink shamers crying about Oscar being horny.
Plot
The opening credits is Christmas themed. Bart wearing winter clothes writes as the chalkboard gag. "Frankincense is not a movie monster."
Oscar in winter clothes screamed.
Bart winced.
Lisa is dressed as one of Santa's elves in her part of the title sequence.
The plutonium bar/glowing carbon rod is instead a candy cane.
The Simpson sit on the couch in their Christmas outfits.
...
Everyone is going to see Krusty on ice.
"Everything has an "On ice" performance or a musical to keep raking in the cash... Like Godzilla on ice... or Alien the musical..." Oscar sighed.
"Quiet boy!" Homer barked.
Oscar frowned.
Everyone sits down and the show starts. With singing busty, sexy babes.
They sing to Deck the halls.
Laugh it up with Christ and Krusty
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha
We got hired 'cause we are busty
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha.
Homer drools with lust and moans aroused.
"Oooooooooh baby..."
"Homer!" Marge snapped.
Homer flinches.
"Ha! Someone's on the couch tonight!" Oscar laughed.
Homer growled at him.
Krusty then arrives. He has very poor balance on the ice.
"Hey! Hey!" He slips about. Oh... whoa... whoa!" He slipped and fell flat on his face.
People laughed.
"Real nice laughing at an old man's pain." Krusty groaned. He tries to get up, "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" He gives up and waits for stagehands to help him up.
"We've got a great show tonight, with all your favourite second-tier costume characters. Like Ribwich Rib-it!,"
The Ribwich frog skated on the rink, dripping the delicious Ribwich sauce everywhere.
Homer drooled. "Oooooooooh! I could lick him all night..."
"Okay that just sounds weird out of context..." said Bart.
"Matrix Poochie!" Krusty continued.
Poochie dressed as Neo skates onto the rink.
"There is no spoon..." He held a spoon.
Everyone booed Poochie as they hated him.
"Oh shut up! I voiced Poochie!" Homer yelled.
Everyone jeered even more.
"And right off the plane from his dad's funeral, Sideshow Mel!" said Krusty.
A black sleigh carries a depressed and miserable Sideshow Mel while a funeral dirge plays.
"Oh poor Sideshow Mel..." said Lisa.
"Yeah Krusty! Show some decency! I look up to you!" Bart heckled annoyed by Krusty ordering Mel into work from his Dad's funeral.
Krusty sighed at the jeers.
Sideshow Mel sobbed.
"And now for the highlight of our show, a special appearance by Elvis..."
Everyone gasped, because he was the king of rock and roll... Ie he was extremely famous.
"...Stojko!"
Everyone looked confused.
"Olympic Medalist Elvis Stojko..." said Krusty.
Everyone chatted confused.
"Meh... What do you all know..." Krusty sighed and left the rink.
Elvis Stojko arrived with a spotlight on him as he skated and performed spins and triple axels etc.
People cheered.
"GURLAFERGLEK!" Oscar ranted in gibberish.
The simpsons sighed.
"KALA HOO HOO! SABAYOOOOO?"
"Marge He needs Ritalin..." Homer sighed.
Marge sighed.
"WAFFLESNAFFLE!" Oscar yelled.
...
Elvis performed while commentators praised his performance. Particularly his triple axel...
"Elvis Stojko is so handsome." said Selma.
"Mmmmhmmm, Well Selmy, I wouldn't know, I'm a lesbian now." said Patty.
"He can lace up my skates any time." Selma sighed aroused.
Patty sighed.
"Don't you hags know that all male figure skaters are "twinkly in the lutz"?" said Moe. He thinks Male Figure skaters are gay...
"That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver." said Elvis Stojko.
"Made-up girlfriend, made-up city." said Moe.
"Mr Syzlak, Vancouver is a real city, in Canada..." said Lisa.
Moe scoffed.
"Will Ferrell and Jon Heder's character's in Blades of Glory are not gay..." said Oscar.
Moe frowned annoyed at being disproven.
"Just think, Lisa, if I had paid for those skating lessons, that could've been you." said Homer to Lisa.
"Myamyamya.. myeeeeeh..." She made a grumpy jabbering annoyed at him being unsupportive over hobbies or something.
"How dare you! My mother was a saint! Get out!" Zoidberg yelled at her.
Lisa flinched.
There were then children figure skating. One dressed as a star landed on the top of a Christmas tree.
"That could be you Maggie!" said Marge. Maggie was in her star shaped sleeper jacket again...
Maggie sucked her pacifier.
"Kallae kistnaaaaeee.." Oscar rasped.
Marge sighed.
Some time passes.
"And now for the nativity..." said Krusty.
"Booooo!" Apu jeered.
"Bah! We're a mostly Christian town, ya ethnic minority..." said Krusty.
The nativity starts with amateur, but still talented ice skaters as Mary and Joseph.
Baby Bart played the baby Jesus.
Baby Bart chucked deviously from the manger.
"How did you get Bart to agree to be a baby again?!" Lisa asked Oscar.
"He lost a poker game with me..." said Oscar.
The story of the Nativity from the season 17 episode Damn it! Peter continued.
Mary and Joseph found another stable after Herod's men died and a duck was mistaken for Jesus.
"Shalom everybody!" said Dr Nick.
"Shalom Dr Nick!" said everyone.
"Now Mary, Not only have you given birth to the son of our Lord. But you have twins!" said Dr Nick.
"What?!" Marge as Mary asked.
"Say Hi everybody! To your other twin son, Hugo!" said Biblical times Dr Nick.
Baby Hugo giggled evilly.
"Oh no! The Antichrist!" Homer as Joseph cried.
"Hugo does not need to be in our adaptation of the nativity..." Lisa sighed.
"Yes he does..." said Oscar.
Lisa sighed.
Then Frankenstein's monster as Frankincense arrived.
"Grrrrrrrr!"
"No! Frankincense! Not Frankenstein..." said Skinner as one of the Wise men.
Lisa winced.
There was then another skating performance with figure skaters...
"Say, Mel, those figure skaters sure are having a swell time out there." said Krusty.
"Indeed! Why don't we join them?" said Krusty. They skate unprofessionally mostly because of Krusty slipping.
"Oh, my back." They disappear behind a fireplace prop and professional skaters appear skating.
"Wow, Krusty and Mel sure can skate." said Lisa.
"Nothin' slows down the baby boomers." said Homer grinning.
"Uh... That's not Krusty and Mel.. Those are impersonators..." said Bart.
Lisa huffed annoyed seeing a woman was dressed up as Mel.
Suddenly the fire place prop fell over. Exposing Krusty and Mel who were sat on a couch.
People gasped.
"Aw, don't look so shocked. You knew the deal." said Krusty.
...
Then a snowman, someone dressed as a candy cane and a reindeer centaur skated onto the rink. Yes a reindeer centaur...
"Children, we need your help. The Grumple has stolen all of our Holiday Cheer." said the snowman.
Kids gasped.
"That can't be good." said Milhouse.
"Grumply, grumply groo, I'll throw my net over you." said the Grumple. The er Grinch basically...
Homer screamed. "Aaaaagh! A net!"
"Look out! It's the Grumple!" said The snowman.
"What's a Grumple?" Oscar winced.
"The Grinch basically..." said Bart.
"Cameos fall under fair use Matt..." said Oscar.
"No they don't..." Matt hid under a table.
"Oh!" They bump into Raphael who is setting up a basketball arena.
"Whoa, watch where you're going there, pally. We've got a basketball game in an hour." said Raphael.
"But we're trying to get to Mistletoe Mountain." said the candy cane.
"Tell it to the Utah Jazz, snowflake." said Raphael.
Lisa seethed in rage.
"Elvis, Grumple, Candy Kevin! Let's teach these guys the real meaning of Christmas." said the snowman. They put up their fists...
They all fight in a huge brawl...
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"Come on, Homer. Let's get the kids out of here." said Marge. "Homer?"
He is fighting the Grumple...
"Give back that Holiday Cheer, you bastard!" Homer yelled.
"Bastard!" Oscar swore.
Marge gasped because he swore.
"Never!" the Grumple yelled at Homer.
Marge face palmed embarrassed.
...
The mall. Basically everyone got fed up with the brawl and left.
"Kids finish your cocoa and we'll do some Christmas shopping!" said Marge.
"Yaaaaaayyyy!" said the kids.
They head to Cosingtons.
"Never, ever attempt to turn me back into a baby again..." Bart frowned at Oscar.
"Don't test a near all powerful Demi-god..." said Oscar grinning.
"Grrrrr! The nerve of that Raphael calling people snowflakes! That's just Right Wing gaslighting to hide how incorrect their statements are!" Lisa seethed.
"Yeah yeah... Get off your soapbox dear..." said Homer.
They look at the geeky Christmas sweaters.
"This sweater is gorgeous." said Marge looking at a geeky sweater she found cute.
"I knoooow!" Oscar fell in love with the gaudy sweater. He loves wearing sweaters.
"I'll take one in "wife" size and three in"mistress" size." said Marge.
"I'll take fifty, in kid size." said Oscar.
Marge sighed. "Sweetie you don't need that many sweaters..."
"Yes I do..." said Oscar.
Marge sighed.
Plot 2
Mr Burns was shopping with Smithers.
"Smithers my loyal associate."
"Yes sir." said Smithers.
"I need advice getting a gift for a friend... " said Mr Burns.
"Well Sir, what does he like?" Smithers asked.
"Oh I can't do this! Going back to my usual Scrooge-like self!" said Mr Burns.
Smithers sighed.
A man with a big nose stared at them.
"What are you looking at?! Mr. Nosey!" Mr Burns yelled.
The big nosed man cried and fled.
Kids were sitting on Santa's lap and he asked them what they wanted for Christmas etc. Look it's cute okay?!
"Well, uh... what can ol' Santa bring you for Christmas, son?" Santa asked Kearney, yes Kearney...
"I want a dirt bike, one of those video gamechairs that vibrate..." Kearney asked.
"Dad, he's not the real Santa." Kearney Jr sighed. Yes he has a son, somehow... The idea of him fathering a son is disturbing...
Yes he is!" Kearney whined.
He asked for more extravagant things.
"We can't afford that stuff." said Kearney Jr.
"Shut up. Shut up!" kearney cried and fled.
"I better go after him." Kearney Jr said to Santa. He ran of after his dad.
Mr Burns and Smithers then met some guy Mr Burns knew.
"Oh look it's my old friend Phillip!" said Mr Burns.
Phillip, a man with glasses laughed evilly. He then pushed over a little boy. The boy cried. Phillip laughed harder.
"That's my Phillip..." Mr Burns smiled.
Smithers scoffed in disgust that he liked evil people.
"Come along Smithers." said Mr Burns.
Smithers sighed.
...
More kids ask Santa for things...
Lisa sat on Santa's lap.
"And what would you like for Christmas little girl?" Santa asked her.
"World Peace..." Lisa sighed.
"Yeah... Um how about a toy or something that's not an abstract concept..." Santa sighed.
"Fine... A Malibu Stacy Beach set..." Lisa sighed.
"Uh Santa... The elves have sold out of that..." A store clerk advised Santa.
"Here's one!" said Gil. The unlucky car salesman guy.
"Gil no that one's-" said the store clerk dressed as an elf.
"Hey! That one was reserved for my granddaughter!" said Mr Cosington.
"But sir! Look at that little girl's face..." said Gil.
Lisa was being eh cute...
"Fine! You're Fiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeedddd!" said Mr Cosington. "Rrrreeblblblblblbl!" he wobbles his jowls.
"You're Fiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeeddddd! Rblblblblblbl!" said Mr Cosington's granddaughter wobbling her jowls like Boss Nass too.
Gil sighed.
Meanwhile.
Bart and Oscar were in a queue. Probably to see Santa.
"Oz I am not being a baby again..." said Bart.
"Yes You are..." said Oscar in a sing song voice.
"No I am not..." said Bart.
"Yes you are., I told you! I have near infinite phenomenal cosmic powers! I can turn you into a diaper wearing baby if I want!" Oscar snapped.
Bart sighed.
Milhouse joined the queue.
"Hey Milhouse." said Bart.
"Hey Bart." said Milhouse.
"I dare ya to sit on Santa's lap..." Bart grinned.
"Oh yeah?! I dare ya to yank his beard off!" said Milhouse.
"Milhouse I do that to every Mall Santa... You won't be disappointed..." Bart grinned.
...
Marge was buying thoughtful gifts.
"Hopefully Bart would like this..." Marge bought him something that wasn't a violent video game hoping he'd like it. He won't...
Oscar sighed and went to the game store Byte Kickerz.
"I'll take one copy of Bonestorm III, One copy of Grand Theft Itchy and Scratchy: Blood stories..." said Oscar.
Lisa frowned at him.
Back at Santa.
Ralph was sat on Santa's lap. He was um scared...
"Now what would you like for Christmas? Little boy?" Santa asked Ralph.
Ralph bursted into tears and cried.
(Ralph sobbing as Clancy collected him)
Santa was baffled.
Bart winced.
Hank Simpson and his piss worm creator seethed. "I'm gonna kill that freak Oscar!" He screamed.
Oscar was dancing about the Santa's grotto area in just a diaper.
"I can write what I want! Lalalalalalalala!" Oscar sang.
Hank seethed. Eat a dick, jerk...
At Santa. GIR was now being asked what he wanted for Christmas.
Now what would you like for Christmas? Little boy?" Santa asked GIR.
"I want a pair of flies, I want to bowls of glue to be my friend! And I want to go dancing naked!" GIR screeched at the end of his dialogue.
Bart winced.
"And a chair made of cheese... and a table made of cheese..." Seriously...
Santa was losing it...
"And a clown with no head!" GIR asked.
Clownja gulped frightened.
"Well little boy, if you be good I'll get you plenty of toys! But uh... not that clown thing..." said Santa.
"HEADLESS CLOWN! HEADLESS CLOOOOOWN!" GIR screamed.
Santa winced.
"And a clown taquito..." said GIR.
...
Simpsons house, Christmas Day.
"And a partridge in a... pear tree." Oscar sang loudly.
Bart groaned.
"Well let's see what Santa got me..." He went downstairs.
"No opening till Mom and Dad get up..." Lisa whined following him.
Bart sighed.
Downstairs. They head to the lounge.
"Oh I hope Santa left us lots of gifts!" said Bart.
Santa was still there, passed out drunk...
"Santa?!" said Bart.
"FECK OFF YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!" 'Santa' yelled.
Bart ducked as a bottle of whiskey was hurled at him. It missed him and smashed against a wall.
"Oh my!" Marge was awoken by glass smashing. She hurried downstairs.
"Moooooom! Santa's being rude..." Oscar whined.
"Oz that is clearly not Santa..." said Bart.
Marge came in to see a drunk hobo dressed as Santa swearing at her kids.
"Homer! How many times must I tell you?! Not to bring back hobos dressed as Santa!" Marge yelled.
Homer gulped.
"These hands! I can't get them off my wrists!" The Hobo screamed.
The Simpsons were concerned.
"Blueberries! Blueberries! Blueberries!" The Hobo repeated.
"Mom?!" Lisa was worried.
"Uh..." Let's have breakfast..." said Marge.
After the kids leave the room.
"FECK OFF!" The hobo swore.
"Marge, we have a problem here." Homer gulped.
"You have a bigger problem out there." Marge snapped. The Grumple from earlier was back... He was at the window menacingly brandishing a knife.
"Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew." said The Grumple.
Oscar winced.
"Do you think that's the same Grumple from the ice show? Because I do." said Homer.
Marge grumbled annoyed.
...
The kids had breakfast. The door rang.
Marge answered it.
"Thanks fir having me Marge." said Ol' Gil.
"There's no problem Gil! Our other guest is just going..." Marge gave Homer a sharp look to get rid of the mad hobo.
Homer gulped.
Gil came in and set down his boxes of belongings.
"Hey sugar plum." he said to Lisa, who he gave the doll to.
Lisa giggled.
"Mmmmm... sugar plums..." Oscar moaned and drooled.
Bart sighed.
"Marge how comes he can stay?!" Honer whined.
"Because bub! Gil does't swear or scare the kids!" Marge rant.
"Uh Mom..." said Bart.
The hobo was urinating on the tree and presents.
"Homer get rid of him!" Marge snapped.
Homer sighed.
The kitchen.
"Who wants eggs (Some guy I don't know!) style! They're always runny! Ha! Get it?" said Gil.
"Uh no..." said the kids.
Gil sighed.
"I'll do us Eggs Benedict Arnold..." said Oscar.
"No!" Lisa yelled annoyed.
"Why not?!" Oscar snapped.
"Because he's a traitor!" said Lisa.
"No you're all traitors! To my oh so gracious Queen! Rule Britannia!" Oscar retorted.
"So you support colonialism..." Lisa seethed.
Marge sighed.
The hobo was drinking strong liquor.
Hugo winced.
"Homer I told you to get rid of the bum!" Marge yelled.
...
Later.
"Thanks for the Malibu Stacy set Gil." said Lisa.
"No problem sweetie." said Gil.
Marge smiled.
Homer huffed. "I don't trust him..."
"Well I trust him more that guy!" Marge snapped.
The hobo was drinking again...
"I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!" yelled the hobo.
The kids winced.
"Gimme my penguin!" the hobo yelled.
Homer sighed.
"I'm scared..." said Oscar whimpering.
Marge frowned at Homer.
"Wait maybe he can understand my gibberish!" said Oscar.
"Oz no!" said Bart concerned.
"KELPOLIFAT," Oscar yelled in gibberish over Bart's protests.
The hobo heard him.
"No mother! I do not want any more English muffins! I am quite full!" said the hobo.
The Simpsons winced.
"How did that lead to English Muffins?!" Bart yelled.
"Bart there's no logic in gibberish that's why you can't speak it..." said Oscar.
Hugo cried out as the Hobo tried to strangle him.
"Gimme my penguin!" The hobo yelled.
"Dad!" Lisa cried.
"Gerald... Let Hugo play with the penguin..." said Homer.
"Uh..." said Gil.
"What was that about Pimento beans?!" Oscar asked the Hobo.
"So much questions... I need to lie down..." said the hobo.
Plot 3
Gil was still living with the Simpsons later on in the day. The hobo since left.
"Why did you let that loser into our home?" Honer was being a jerk.
"I'll tell you why:Christian charity." Marge snapped.
"Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?" Homer ranted.
Oscar laughed loudly with an irritating screechy laugh.
Bart groaned.
"He's gotta go." said Homer being mean.
"No! He's far more welcome than that drunken buffoon you brought back!" Marge yelled.
"But he was dressed as Santa..." Homer whined.
Marge seethed.
Gil was writing his name on his boxes of stuff.
"He's using up the marker pens..." Homer whined.
"Yeah, I wanna sniff them and get high..." Oscar chuckled.
The Simpsons winced at him.
"I uh have a few substance abuse problems..." said Oscar.
A spider bit Gil.
"Gah! A spider bite, or as I like to call it, a "Christmas kiss."" said Gil.
"And now you're Spider Man..." said Oscar grinning.
Bart groaned exasperated.
"With great powers comes great-" said Oscar.
"Great Christmas spirit!" said Marge.
"Marge that's not how the quote goes..." Oscar sighed.
They then played Cluedo.
"So Gil, You ever think I could be a loveable between jobs loser?" Bart grinned.
"Sure why not?" Gil replied.
Homer seethed.
"Marge get rid of him..."
Marge sighed.
...
New years Eve.
Gil was playing on the piano.
"Auld lang Syyyyyre..." Everyone sang.
Bart got drunk on apple juice.
"I reject everything your organisation stands for!" Bart drunkenly ranted at Oscar.
"And as for you, I uh don't know who you are but I'm sure you're a jerk!" He yelled under the drunkenness of apple juice at a boy.
Marge sighed.
New years Day.
Everyone was hungover. The kids had sugar crashes from juice cartoons.
Bart groaned.
Gil was sleeping on the couch.
Homer seethed.
Marge hungover tidied up.
"Ugh my head..." said Bart.
Groundhog Day.
The Simpsons get up to find the house crawling with Groundhogs.
"Sweet merciful crap!" Homer in his gown screamed.
And Bill Murray.
"I'm a god, I'm not "The" God. I don't think..." said Bill.
Homer glared at Oscar. It was obviously his doing that there were Groundhogs and Bill Murray there...
"What?!" It's Groundhog Day..." said Oscar.
Homer face palmed.
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!" said Bill Murray.
"Oz get rid of him..." Homer seethed.
Oscar sulked.
Later...
"That was weird..," said Bart.
"That's Oscar for ya..." said Hugo.
...
Valentines Day.
"Morning honey..." said Homer to his wife.
Marge giggled. They kiss and um snuggled.
Gil came in during their um sex...
"These are some delicious chocolates Homer!" Gil was eating the Valentines chocolates he brought for Marge.
"You idiot! Those were for my wife!" Homer snapped.
Oscar was playing Monster Rancher on his Playstation while listening to the song Hot Stuff.
He heard Homer yelling at Marge and Gil.
He sighed and turned up his music.
(Hot stuff booming but he changed the words Hot stuff to Monsters.)
Martin Luther King Day.
"Free at last! Free at last!" said Martin Luther King.
"Hey if you're a doctor, can you look at a boil on my back?" Homer asked.
"I'm not that kind of Doctor..." said Dr King.
Homer scoffed.
"Dad Dr Martin Luther King fought for racial equality and civil rights! Why he is alive again I don't know..." said Lisa.
"Um..." said Oscar.
"Hi folks!" said Gil.
"Marge tell him to leave already!" Homer yelled.
"I can't! I can't say no!" Marge whined.
"Coooool! Hey mom can I have a beer?" Bart asked.
"Uh... Uh... Yes dear!" said Marge.
Homer seethed.
"Bart stop taking advantage!" Lisa yelled.
"I have a dreeeeeeaaaaam!" said Dr King.
Homer sighed.
...
Oscar was watching TV.
"And now back to the Mad, Mad Marge dancers!"
There were performers dressed in orange straight jackets with Marge masks.
Marge frowned and changed the channel.
"Hey!" Oscar whined.
Marge sighed.
"Lindsay Neagel still mad at you...?" said Oscar.
Marge sighed.
Oscar switched the channel to Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers. He chuckled and watched the cartoon.
Marge sighed and went off to do the laundry.
Moe's.
"What's the matter Homer?" Moe asked as Homer was miserable.
"Oh Marge is being a real door mat and letting this loser stay with us..." said Homer.
And?" Moe asked.
"Well... Oh my gosh! You!" Homer gasped. The Grumple was there!
He snapped a pool cue in half menacingly.
Homer smashed a bottle over the Grumple's head...
The green furry creature bled green blood.
"What the Hell is this thing?!" Homer yelled confused.
Everyone but Homer shrugged.
Bart was playing Bonestorm III, that Oscar got him.
"Bart..." Lisa seethed. "Are even gonna look at your other presents?!"
"Nah... Oscar got me what I wanted, unlike you guys..." said Bart.
Lisa seethed.
Bart continued playing his video game.
Downstairs. Oscar watched Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers.
"Haaaaauwww! Clown chipmunk..." He cooed while watching the cartoon.
Teddy sighed.
...
Oscar was then watching Galaxy Wars, Attack of the Clowns. Which was like Attack of the Clones but with clowns...
Clowns ambushed the Space Princess and throw pies at her.
Oscar laughed.
Teddy sighed.
"Oh great... they have seltzer bottles..." said the Space Princess.
A clown with red hair honked his horn.
Oscar giggled.
Gil backed into the room while being menaced by the Bride from Kill Bill.
"Why?!" Bart winced.
"Because in canon the episode is called Kill Gil volume I & II..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Use your Spider Man powers Gil!" Oscar cheered.
Bart groaned.
"Oh god! It's the girl with the spiked flail..." said Oscar. Gogo was there too...
"Some say the world will end in zombies..." said Oscar.
"Uh..." said Bart.
"Or or possibly by killer space clowns invading..." said Oscar.
"I'd take a zombie Teddy than any of the clowns today..." Teddy whimpered.
"He's scared of clowns..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
At the General hospital.
"Remember oath! First do no... uh... something." said Dr Nick.
Hibbert sighed.
"Doctor'in is hard..." Dr Nick groaned.
Teddy answered the door.
"The wind can't whipper back... Oh hi nice beary bear!" said the clown from Animaniacs.
Teddy screamed and slams the door.
Oscar winced.
...
Homer looked outside. There were clowns outside.
"Marge there's clowns on the lawn..."
"Not my doing!" Oscar yelled.
"You don't understand buddy! Clowns are the ultimate evil..." Teddy whimpered.
Oscar gave him a freaked out look. "Ted, Is Clownja the ultimate evil..."
Clownja winced.
"Look I share a voice actor with Billy so I am scared of clowns!" Teddy screamed.
It was then St Patrick's Day.
Bart hurried in fleeing his school friends who were pinching him for not wearing green. He sighed and panted.
"Not wearing green eh boyo?" Oscar grinned.
"Well you cheat! No one pinches you because of your green goggles!" said Bart.
"Yep!" said Oscar.
"Wear something green as well as the goggles!" Bart whined.
"Why?! When my gogs are sufficient..." said Oscar fiddling with his goggles.
Bart sighed.
Later in the kitchen.
Gil made eggs.
"Something smells great Gil," Marge smiled.
"Well I wanted Lucky Charms cereal but a cartoon leprechaun took them." said Gil.
"They're my Lucky Charms Boyo! Mine!" said the cereal leprechaun...
Oscar winced.
"Am I the only one concerned about the clowns trying to destroy us all?! DESTROY US ALL!" Teddy the living teddy bear cried.
"Ted what is with the oranges.." Oscar sighed. Teddy was wearing oranges.
"They are not oranges... They are tangelos!" said Teddy.
Oscar face palmed.
Plot 4