Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.
A/N: OK as the site was done due to a power failure not too long ago that also messed with the reviews and the email alerts, I decided to wait for that to be fixed by writing ahead then noticed I had a Ch for all but three stories so decided on doing all as one large update.
Also, I'll be having some rain go by for the week so also sped through USM, RWBY, and Young Justice stories so apologies for the quality mainly on those as they were the last ones I worked on, and was running on empty, and speeding through to get them up in case power/internet goes out.
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Chapter III: Monkey Fist Strikes!
Last Time.
"A-ha! Eat magma, Milwaukee!" Drakken yelled as he slammed his fist down on the "fire" button. But only molten cheese pours out. "Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma?" He asked as molten cheese rose around his ankles. "Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!"
The laser then hit everything forcing Kim and Shego to jump off the box they were fighting on just as it was destroyed. "AHH!" Shego screamed before Naruto grabbed her and swung over to another box.
He gave her a mock salute before grappling with the others in a hole to escape.
Later, Outside.
An hour later, Kim noticed Naruto staring at Shego's ass as she was face-first in the ball of melted cheese. "Really?"
Naruto shrugged as he had his goggles clipped onto his belt. "What? It's a nice butt."
Later, Bueno Nacho.
The teens ate outside the restaurant at a table, and Naruto noticed Kim was looking depressed. He then placed a box on the table in front of her. She opened it and saw the jacket she wanted and looked up at them. "Business gave us a bonus for creating the Naco," Naruto said, taking a bite of his burrito.
She smiled as she hugged them both.
Now.
Mountain Range.
Kim in her mission clothes with rock climbing gear climbed up a mountain overlooking a forest. Her Kimmunicator was beeping faster as she got near a hole near the top. Naruto was several feet under her as Ron was not even halfway up.
"Where are you hiding?" She asked before coming to the hole and saw an eaglet with a tracking bracelet.
"(Chirp-chirp!)"
"There you are!" She said before picking the eaglet up and placing the baby bird in a pouch that's clipped on her belt.
She then started repelling down several feet before her rope snapped and she fell. "KIM!" Naruto yelled before pulling a hunting knife and cutting his rope before diving after Kim.
Only for her to open a parachute, having him open his as well. They landed as an African-American female park ranger pulled up in a truck.
Kim pulled her helmet up and presented the baby bird to her. "You saved a life Kim Possible."
"It's what I do."
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"What's the sitch, Wa-Dad?" Kim answered her Kimmunicator only for her father to be on the other end.
"Kimmie, do you know what night it is?"
"It's still day here Dad."
"It's family game night here in Middleton and we're missing a gamer," James said as Kim looked down at him.
"My bad. It was an emergency." Kim said with a shrug.
"Your cousin Larry will be so disappointed."
"Saved a baby Eagle," Kim replied before the ranger pulled the device to her.
"You should be very proud of your daughter here sir."
"Oh, she's a pip alright," James said before rubbing his neck. "(Sigh.) I'll break the news to Larry."
Kim pouted at that. "Tell him I feel terrible Dad."
"I know you do honey, bye now."
"Yes! Close one cuz, but not this time!" Kim cheered as she put her Kimmunicator away.
"Cousin a loser?" The ranger asked her.
"He's totally creepy!" She replied before seeing Naruto folding up his parachute.
"Putting it back is always the worst!"
Kim then walked over to him. "Why'd you cut your cord?"
Naruto shrugged as he kept folding. "Autopilot didn't want to see you get hurt."
Kim blushed slightly at that before hearing Ron speak. "What's so bad about cousin Larry?"
Kim then started walking away with him explaining all the things about her cousin. Naruto sighed as he stood and felt sorry for Ron as when he asked Kim that question last year, she kept him up until dawn telling him about her nerdy cousin.
Middleton High Morning.
Naruto walked down the hall to see Kim was still talking to Ron about Larry before Ron's interest was piqued when she brought up a video game he was also playing.
"Hey, guys."
Naruto glanced to see Wade walking up to them. "Hey, Wade."
Turning back, Naruto blinked before all three looked at the boy in shock. "Wade?!/Wade?/Wade?!"
"Live?!"
"In-person?!"
"What the hell?!"
Smack!
"Ow!"
Naruto yelled as Kim smacked him upside the head. "Language Naruto!"
Ron smiled as he took a step forward. "High five!" He brought his hand down to Wade and phased through him. "AAH! Wade's a ghost! Wade's a ghost!"
"Ron… I am not a ghost." Wade said after Ron jumped onto Naruto and hid behind him.
"Don't play me specter!"
Kim then waved her hand through Wade having him fade. "Hologram, huh?"
Wade smiled at her. "Precisely! The technology's incredible! You can literally be in two places at once." He explained before glitching. "There are still a few kinks to work out." He then disappeared before Kim's screen turned on. "Anyway... We got a hit on the site from a... Lord Monty Fisk."
"The archaeologist?" Kim asked, looking in her locker.
"How did you know?"
"I saw a documentary on him on the Knowing Channel," Kim said before Wade typed on the computer.
"He's discovered the location of a rare artifact. But he needs your help to get it." The printer then printed out a map that Kim picked up.
"Cool! So, who do we know who can give a lift?" She asked, showing the two the map.
"To Cambodia?"
Military Cargo Plane, Cambodia.
"Thanks, for the lift Colonel," Kim said to a man in a military uniform as she and Naruto sat beside him.
And Ron was squished between a line of other Military men in parachutes. "Well after the way you tipped us off to that assault Miss Possible, it's an honor and a privilege."
"Anybody got gum?" Ron asked, having the men glance at him.
Later, the teens dropped into the forests with Kim pulling her hair in a ponytail and Naruto wearing a black over-the-shoulder backpack.
"Nice place KP, come for the humidity, stay for the leeches," Ron said as both Naruto and Kim stopped seeing a temple with monkey carvings including a monkey head entrance. "Huh?" He asked as he bumped into Naruto.
"A monkey temple," Kim said as Ron started shaking.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-monkey!"
"Oh no!"
"Kim Possible I presume?"
The teens turned to their left to see two men, one tall and one short just in the clearing. The tall man has a long face, an aquiline nose, and strong British aristocratic bearing. He's wearing a green shirt and shorts.
The short man is holding an umbrella over the first's head with short brown hair and a mustache with mutton chops wearing a tan shirt and shorts.
"I'm Lord Monty Fisk. This is my valet, Bates."
"These are my friends Ron and Naruto." Kim introduced them as they walked out of the forest.
"Your friend seems rather troubled," Bates commented, closing the umbrella while looking at Ron.
Monty nodded at that. "Quite."
Kim sighed at that as she placed her hands on her hips. "Um. Yeah, well see it all goes back to Ron's first summer at Camp Wannaweep. He had to bunk with the camp mascot, Bobo the Chimp."
"Ahh! That was one crazy monkey."
Monty raised an eyebrow as he turned to Ron. "You do know of course that chimpanzees are actually part of the ape family; they're not monkeys at all."
"I tried explaining that to him." Naruto sighed putting his hands in his pockets
"Monkeys, apes, they all hold things with their feet man! We're talking about freaks of nature." Ron exclaimed as Monty narrowed his eyes at the teen.
They then walked to the temple where the adults went just inside the entrance. "Ron! Could you get a grip?"
"Mark my words Kim, his Lordship is 500 miles of bad road."
"Ron, Lord Monty Fisk is a world-famous explorer and highly respected scholar." Kim sighed as Ron took a step forward.
"Bad road!" He then turned to see the adults were by them. "Ah, Monty old chap…"
"I believe I will direct all further communication to Miss Possible, directly." Monty then picked out a piece of paper and revealed it to be a map with four monkey statues on it in the form of a plus symbol glowing and hitting each other with energy. "According to this map, the jade statue is here."
"What's the statue of?" Naruto asked looking in the entrance and saw a hallway.
"A monkey."
Kim then noticed the monkey statues before pointing at the map. "What's that?"
"The locals believe that placing this icon in precise alignment with three others would generate a mystical monkey power…utter nonsense of course." Monty then quickly rolled the map up.
Kim and Naruto then walked into the entrance and looked back at Ron before Kim spoke. "Come on!"
"Maybe there's a back way in?"
Kim sighed as she and Naruto took a step inside just as a monkey statue's eyes glowed green. "Honestly Ron, there is nothing to be afraid of-AH!" The floor then opened up having the two fall in.
"Kim! Naruto!"
The two then fell into a room with monkey head walls and heads with their mouths opening and closing. "OK. At least the walls aren't…" Kim trailed off as the walls started closing in. "Moving? I feel so welcome here."
"Kim!" Naruto exclaimed cupping his hands then had her jump on them before being thrown up.
Naruto then jumped up and landed beside Kim. "Gotta find that jade monkey and get out." She said before fire shot out of the wall, having dodged them and got to the other side. "Wow! Once again cheerleading has saved my life."
"Too bad you weren't wearing the outfit," Naruto muttered under his breath.
"Say something?"
"Nope!" Naruto said as they walked to the end of the hall before hearing monkey screeches that started to get louder as they got to the end.
They then had to cover their head before Kim got to a door and then fell as there was no floor. "KIM!"
Naruto dived and caught her as he laid on the floor. She looked down to see the statue on a pedestal surrounded by spikes. "Spikes, gee, where are the snakes?" She sarcastically asked before seeing three snakes on the wall. "I was just being sarcastic!" They then lunged at her, having Kim close her eyes. She flinched as she heard them sink their fangs into skin but felt nothing.
Opening her eyes, she gasped as she saw Naruto holding his left arm in front of her and took the snakebites. Naruto groaned as he threw his arm out and shook the snakes off before sliding down and had them fall. Kim then reached into his backpack, pulled his hairdryer out, and shot it, having them swing to the floor between spikes. "The jade monkey. Wow!"
She picked it up and had the spikes retreat before the floor tilted and had them slide into a tunnel that opened up and found themselves at the entrance.
The last thing Naruto saw before passing out was a worried Kim talking to him.
Later, Naruto woke up on a plane lying down on a couch with Kim on the floor sleeping on the cushion. She woke up and hugged Naruto before explaining that a ninja stole the jade monkey while Monty treated him for the snake bites. She then pulled back as he saw he was shirtless with his left arm and the top of his chest wrapped up.
Possible House, Morning.
Kim walked up to the table with her father as her mother was cooking breakfast. "Morning Honey. How'd Cambodia go?"
Kim sighed as she sat down. "Mixed. The good part is I saved a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky spiky pit, less good, a ninja stole it."
"Oh, isn't it just like those darn ninjas?" James spoke up as Naruto walked in wearing a black shirt with his left arm still wrapped up and jeans.
"Mornin'." He walked to the fridge, and reached with his left to open the door, only to wince slightly then reach with his right to grab a bottle of water.
"Morning."
Naruto turned to see Ann waking before she gasped as she saw Naruto. "Naruto, what happened to your arm?!"
She ran over and started checking his arm. "Nothing happened-!"
"He blocked snakes from biting me," Kim said as Ann turned to Naruto who waved her off.
"Mr. Fisk had anti-venom. I just can't do track for a while."
"Well, this oughta flip that frown upside down, Cousin Larry felt so bad missing you for family game night, Aunt June invited us all over for dinner Saturday," James spoke up, turning a page in the paper.
And had Kim spit her juice out after taking a sip. "Oh, I wouldn't want to… Impose."
"Not at all, June says Larry never has friends over," James said looking down at the paper.
"Maybe because he's the dweebiest guy on the planet?" Jim spoke as he and Tim ran in.
"Jim, don't mock family." James chided his son before Tim spoke up.
"Maybe he's not even of this world, maybe he comes from some far-off planet of dweebs."
"Take a lesson from your sister boys, Larry might not look like the coolest kid around, but Kim knows you can't judge a book by its cover. Right honey?" James asked Kim who chuckled before standing and walking out with Naruto holding his right arm.
"I see why she likes Naruto," Ann said as she watched her daughter with Naruto outside.
"Yes, dear, we all like Naruto," James replied, taking a sip of his coffee.
"No, I mean she wants to go out with him."
Bueno Nachos.
Naruto leaned against the wall in the booth beside Kim who was talking to Ron about Larry. "You know Kim, I collect toys and comics too." He said, glancing over.
"What? Why?"
"I got a cousin in the next town who has a store… One time he sold a toy collection that was worth over $400,000. After that, I keep an eye out for old stuff."
"You know, I gotta tell ya, this Larry, he sounds like a majorly fun guy," Ron said as Rufus nodded.
"Majorly Fun."
"Want me to send him to your house?"
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"Go, Wade," Kim said, picking her Kimmunicator out of her bag.
"Kim, I dug up some info on that jade monkey."
"La, la, la, la monkey stuff, get it monkey stuff. La, la, la." Ron spoke before Kim put her hand over his mouth.
"Please continue Wade." Kim sighed as Wade took a sip from his glass.
"The temple was one of four built by the followers of monkey kung fu. Each temple had a jade monkey."
"Back up…what is monkey kung fu?" She asked before Ron spoke up.
"Other than being sick and wrong?"
"According to legend, when the four jade monkeys were brought together, they gave the warrior mystical monkey power." He replied bringing up a picture of four monkey statues.
"It's the same drawing we saw at the dig. But why separate the monkeys?" Kim mused before Naruto glanced over.
"In movies and games, it was so no one evil could use the power. Separate and hide the artifacts and anyone who wants to take over the world can't."
"Yes. The legend says that the warriors didn't want anyone else to get the power." Wade spoke up with a nod.
"Maybe the thief believed the legend?"
"The leading expert on all things simian is Lord Monty Fisk. Maybe he could help?" The genius asked as Kim nodded.
"We helped him, He'll help us. We'll go talk to him this weekend."
"Oh, that would be a fun conversation, monkey this, monkey that, monkey, monkey, monkey," Ron said as Kim looked over.
"Ron, look-!" She stopped and smacked her forehead at that. "Oh! Saturday, I just remembered my dinner with Larry."
"Can't you flake?" Wade asked, having her shake her head.
"No, all flaking options denied."
"Can I make a suggestion?"
The trio looked to see another Kim standing at the table. "Send me."
"Either you hid a twin, not cool by the way, or I'm seeing double from the snakebites," Naruto spoke before leaning against the back of the booth.
"Oh no, which one's the real Kim?"
Kim stood up and waved her hand through the hologram. "What do you think?"
"Oh sure make fun, but when holographic duplicates start running around, you can't be too careful." Ron crossed his arms at that.
"Think about it Kim, my holographic simulator is ready for a field test."
"Really Larry? That's very interesting Larry. Nice costume Larry." The hologram spoke up as Naruto leaned up.
"Be risky, what if the twins hit you with something and it goes through the hologram?"
"It rocks Wade, but I can't do the virtual flake, I promised Dad. It is very tempting though." Kim said as she put a hand to her chin.
Saturday, Monty Fisk's Manor.
"So what made you decide to do the virtual flake after all?" Ron asked Kim as all three were in their mission clothes.
Naruto has his goggles clipped on his right waist. "Wade really wanted to test out the hollow Kim," Kim explained as they got to the castle and up to a doorbell.
Kim stood there before Naruto sighed and hit the button. A moment went by before Bates opened the large door.
"Kim Possible?!"
"Nice to meet you again Bates, we just have a few questions for Lord Monty Fisk."
"I shall announce your presence," Bates spoke before walking them inside.
They walked down the hall passing monkey portraits and statues before going to the living room where Monty walked out of the shadows in a red robe. "Kim Possible, and your monkey-phobic friend. Naruto, glad to see you're up after the bites."
"Sorry to bother you Lord Fisk, but wanted to ask you some questions about-!"
"So, you know all about it? About my obsession with Tai Shing Pek Kwar?" Monty interrupted walking to a candle on the wall and pulling it.
He revealed a door behind the fireplace as he got down to walk like a monkey. "Say again?"
"Oh, playing stupid I see. Tai Shing Pek Kwar? Monkey kung fu!" Monty yelled, taking off his robe to reveal black kung fu clothes.
"What?" Naruto asked as Monty walked down the steps still like a monkey.
"Is it just me, or is walking funny?" Ron asked while they followed
"But did you know that I spent the family fortune to get these?" Monty asked as they got down to the basement and showed them his hairy now monkey-like hands.
"Whoa!"
"And these?!" He brought his feet out of his shoes showing they're also hairy and simian-like.
"Dude, what the hell?!" Naruto asked before covering the back of his head.
Only to feel nothing as he looked to see Kim standing there. "Bow to my power. I am Monkey Fist!" Monty said getting to the middle of the room where they saw the monkey statues surrounding him before he was hit with green energy. "So, now you know my secret, which you will take to your graves."
"How can you be so sure? I mean a lot can happen in the next 60 or 70 years... Oh, gotcha." Ron spoke as realization dawned on him.
Monkey Fist then jumped at Kim and went through her. "She is good."
"You're the Holo-Kim?!" Ron exclaimed as Monkey Fist got up.
"What! Then where is the real Kim Possible?"
"Over there!" Naruto pointed, having Monkey Fist turn to have them run off.
The two teens ran off before Kim appeared. "Kim, tell me you're real?"
"I wish Wade got carried away with his new gimmick."
They then got to a dead end before Naruto saw a window, got to the wall, and cupped his hands. He hit another candle and had a door open beside them. "That'll work."
They ran down the hall before Monkey Fisk appeared from the ceiling upside down. And was punched by Naruto as they continued to run.
Suddenly a teen boy appeared beside them. He's slightly overweight and has short brown hair. He has glasses on and is wearing a white button shirt with brown pants.
"Who are you?"
"Kim's Cousin Larry, but that's not important."
"I will no longer be distracted by holograms. Prepare for pain." Fist spoke up from the other side before Larry turned to the teens.
"Remember level 9 of Fortress? To defeat the Cloud Guardian, you must drink from his enchanted well."
'I must become that which I fear most.' Ron thought before running to the door to the basement.
Naruto tackled Fist and held him down before they saw a green glow. Monkey Fist elbowed Naruto and ran down to see Ron getting hit with the energy. "No! Mystical monkey power is reserved for me and me alone."
"I must disagree," Ron said before they started fighting as Naruto knocked Bates out.
"Mystical monkey power or not, you have no chance against a master of monkey kung fu."
"That's why I'm pullin' the plug!" Naruto yelled out grabbing one of the statues.
"No! You'll ruin everything!" Monkey Fist dropped down and had Naruto hit him with the statue knocking him out.
Later, Larry's House.
Naruto and Kim watched Ron talking to Larry about his interests before they left as they started playing a video game. "Naruto? Kim?"
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
OK as the site was done due to a power failure not too long ago that also messed with the reviews and the email alerts, I decided to wait for that to be fixed by writing ahead then noticed I had a Ch for all but three stories so decided on doing all as one large update.
Also, I'll be having some rain go by for the week so also sped through USM, RWBY, and Young Justice stories so apologies for the quality mainly on those as they were the last ones I worked on, and was running on empty, and speeding through to get them up in case power/internet goes out.
When getting to the last full week of October uploads will slow down for a while… Just until I write out a chapter ahead for all stories so I can be one Ch ahead for the holidays and upload all either the day before or on it same for Christmas end of Nov I'll again write out a chapter ahead for each story before updating one to have them all be updated on Christmas.
Next to be updated will be Shinobi on Board as I'll start over on the published order
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺