Smoke: Hey guys, Smoke here with Loud Heroes fighters. Zachlor16 and I both came up with this many months ago and we couldn't wait to post it. Think of this like the interactions from Injustice 2, Mortal Kombat X and 11. Any who, we don't own the Loud House or the DLC characters we're gonna show later. Let's start this off with the man with the plan himself. Lincoln Loud/Firecracker.


Firecracker: Are we really doing this right now?

Mirror Firecracker: C'mon it's not that bad of an idea.

Firecracker: But an interactions fic though?


Firecracker: You Irate?

Mirror Firecracker: I should you the same question Irate?

Firecracker: That disguise won't fool anyone.


Mirror Firecracker: Wasn't expecting a handsome friendly face.

Firecracker: Same here.

Mirror Firecracker: Let's have some fun.


Mirror Firecracker: Who the heck are you?

Firecracker: I'm Firecracker you faker.

Mirror Firecracker: You're the fake Firecracker here!


Firecracker: You married to Ronnie Anne too?

Mirror Firecracker: Sure am.

Firecracker: We can't let them meet.


Mirror Firecracker: You're not from a universe where you're evil right?

Firecracker: No, I've already dealt with that.

Mirror Firecracker: So Good guy? Got it.


Speed Queen: You're still mad about that?

Firecracker: You kicked me out of your room!

Speed Queen: That was twenty years ago.


Firecracker: Lori. I see that work didn't slow you down.

Speed Queen: Oh ha ha. Real funny.

Firecracker: Would you rather hear it from Luan?


Firecracker: Lyle's mad at Leo.

Speed Queen: What did he do this time?

Firecracker: Something about a girl.


Speed Queen: Are you sure you can keep up with me?

Firecracker: Heck I did a great job leading the team while you were gone.

Speed Queen: Lincoln, I'm literally a better leader than you.


Speed Queen: If I win you buy me lunch.

Firecracker: And if I win?

Speed Queen: I'll watch Lyle and the twins for a weekend.


Firecracker: Still mad at me for locking you in your room?

Speed Queen: The rope gave me rope burn!

Firecracker: How about I give you a worse burn?


Multiple Woman: Are you sure we gotta do this Linky?

Firecracker: For the fifth time Leni yes.

Multiple Woman: Ok if you say so.


Firecracker: Here's a heads up. I'm gonna give you the worst sunburn in your life.

Multiple Woman: I put sunblock on myself before we met up.

Firecracker: That's not gonna work.


Multiple Woman: I don't get why you're angry.

Firecracker: You put my youngest son in a dress.

Multiple Woman: I thought he was your daughter.


Multiple Woman: Why wasn't I chosen as leader when Lori letter for college?

Firecracker: Leni, you're not leader material.

Multiple Woman: Miguel and Fiona would call otherwise on that.


Firecracker: Mila still mad at me?

Multiple Woman: You burned her dress.

Firecracker: It was an accident.


Firecracker: And Leni were you excepting a call from Aroma?

Multiple Woman: Yeah I want some fashion tips from her.

Firecracker: You could have gotten some from your friends too.


Amplifier: You missed Lemmy's solo at the talent show.

Firecracker: I was dropping Hydro. I lost track of time.

Amplifier: Tell that to his disappointed face.


Firecracker: Our last rumble had no conclusion.

Amplifier: Time to settle things bro?

Firecracker: Of course.


Firecracker: Hello Lulu.

Amplifier: Seriously, you promised you stop calling me that name!

Firecracker: I know. This is just for fun.


Amplifier: You look a little angry.

Firecracker: I saw Chandler's face.

Amplifier: Yeah that'll do it.


Firecracker: So what did Lyle do now?

Amplifier: He burned my favourite drumsticks.

Firecracker: Hey he's still learning how to use his powers.


Amplifier: Is Ronnie Anne still mad at Petty?

Firecracker: He ate all our food in our fridge.

Amplifier: Well he gets hungry.


Firecracker: You know why I'm here Luan?

Ms. Appear: All the years of pranks?

Firecracker: Damn right.


Ms. Appear: C'mon it was funny.

Firecracker: Blowing up Lyle's cake is funny?

Ms. Appear: Well when you put it like that.


Ms. Appear: You think my jokes suck?

Firecracker: Luan, we had to pretend that they were funny.

Ms. Appear: Well I'll give you a new punchline.


Ms. Appear: You're not still mad about that one year are you?

Firecracker: I lost my eyebrows!

Ms. Appear: Yeah I saw that coming.


Firecracker: S'up braceface.

Ms. Appear: It's been 20 years since I got those off.

Firecracker: I know. It's just a fun nickname.


Ms. Appear: So do you got thermal vision?

Firecracker: Only with the goggles.

Ms. Appear: Spoiler they won't work.


Firecracker: Hey Lynn I have question for you?

Parkour: What is it?

Firecracker: Do you still get burns?


Parkour: Ready to spar?

Firecracker: Just like old times.

Parkour: With the same result.


Parkour: What did my kids do this time?

Firecracker: They threw dodgeballs at Lyle.

Parkour: Hey they shouted dodge, like that Piccolo guy.


Parkour: I said I was sorry.

Firecracker: Forgive but never forget.

Parkour: The bad luck thing was twenty years ago!


Firecracker: You know how this is gonna end Lynn?

Parkour: Yeah me winning.

Firecracker: You're cockiness will be your downfall.


Firecracker: You ready to throw down?

Parkour: Oh you know it.

Firecracker: Then let's do this.


Firecracker: You sure you want to do this Lucy. Fire melts ice.

Black Ice: But sometimes Ice puts out fire.

Firecracker: Let's put that to the test.


Black Ice: Can you handle the cold Lincoln?

Firecracker: Cold's never bothered me.

Black Ice: So you claim.


Firecracker: Lucy, you're gonna to pay for this!

Black Ice: Lyle wanted to hear a story.

Firecracker: Not a scary story.


Firecracker: You still read Princess Pony?

Black Ice: Once in a while.

Firecracker: Still don't see how you can read that crap.


Black Ice: Hello brother.

Firecracker: Was Haiku busy tonight?

Black Ice: Date night with Clyde.


Black Ice: You need to cool off.

Firecracker: Don't tell me to cool off.

Black Ice: I'm just saying you need to relax.


Wildgirl: Hey bro. Lyle's birthday is coming up.

Firecracker: You want to give him a pet. Beat me and I'll say yes.

Wildgirl: Sounds like a good idea.


Wildgirl: How's Charlie?

Firecracker: More concerned for the dog then my kids?

Wildgirl: Um, there's no right answer is there?


Wildgirl: Hey is Ronnie Anne still mad at me?

Firecracker: Your monkey ripped her grandmother's recipes.

Wildgirl: She should have kept a better eye on him!


Firecracker: Animals don't like fire.

Wildgirl: I'm not afraid Lincoln.

Firecracker: We'll find out won't we.


Firecracker: You better not go dragon.

Wildgirl: I can beat you without my dragon.

Firecracker: Prove it.


Firecracker: Your dinosaurs don't scare.

Wildgirl: Well they should.

Firecracker: They should fear me.


Crystal Queen: Hello Linky.

Firecracker: I grew out of that name. Crystal Princess.

Crystal Queen: I became Crystal Queen when I turned 18.


Firecracker: How's your butler?

Crystal Queen: Unlike you he doesn't complain.

Firecracker: Unlike him, I was forced to play butler.


Crystal Queen: Hey Lincoln can I ask you a question?

Firecracker: You're not taking my daughter into pageants.

Crystal Queen: Oh come on!


Firecracker: An old debt needs to be paid.

Crystal Queen: That was twenty years ago move on.

Firecracker: Time to pay up Lola.


Firecracker: So what's your story to your students?

Crystal Queen: What story?

Firecracker: Your story about how did you get those burns.


Crystal Queen: Jarrod doesn't appreciate the scorch marks on the couch.

Firecracker: I, um, don't know what you're talking about.

Crystal Queen: Sure you don't.


Firecracker: Hey Lis, taking a study break?

Prodigy: I guess you can say that.

Firecracker: Maybe we can do some sparring?


Prodigy: I saw Lyle's homework.

Firecracker: Yeah what of it?

Prodigy: Perhaps it's better if I help him.


Firecracker: S'up Egghead.

Prodigy: You're 31 years old and have three kids. I suggest you act your age.

Firecracker: Oh come on. It's just a nickname.


Firecracker: Back from solitude I see?

Prodigy: It was a research trip.

Firecracker: We haven't seen you in five months.


Prodigy: I can see that you're mad.

Firecracker: You used Lyle as a lab rat! And my wife doesn't want our son to be bald.

Prodigy: His hair remains intact.


Prodigy: My experiments haven't hurt anyone!

Firecracker: Try explaining that to Parkour.

Prodigy: Cara didn't get hurt!


Firecracker: Lily, you sure you want to fight me?

Greenthumb: Afraid of burning your little sister or afraid to get your ass kicked by me?

Firecracker: I'm not afraid of anything.


Greenthumb: What up bro?

Firecracker: I want a rematch.

Greenthumb: Still upset I beat you and Lynn?


Greenthumb: You're not me at mad for the stuff that happened to you right?

Firecracker: No, I'm not mad Lily.

Greenthumb: Somehow I don't buy that.


Firecracker: Why was my art studio filled with flowers?

Greenthumb: It needed some beautifying.

Firecracker: Not a fan.


Greenthumb: You want me to watch the twins?

Firecracker: Yes, if that's too much to ask?

Greenthumb: I'll give you my answer but you won't like it.


Firecracker: Plants and fire don't mix.

Greenthumb: I'm not worried about a little fire.

Firecracker: You should be.


Surge: You're still mad at me for all those pranks?

Firecracker: Yeah but think of it as my way of payback.

Surge: Honey it was 20 years ago.


Surge: So are you sure this is healthy?

Firecracker: It helps let out some anger.

Surge: We need to find you a new anger management counselor.


Firecracker: You sure you want to do this after giving birth to our new born kids?

Surge: I'm always think of myself as a fast healer.

Firecracker: Than show me.


Firecracker: You look a little angry.

Surge: You left the twins with Petty.

Firecracker: Luna said he could handle it.


Surge: Honey did you told Lyle it was ok for him to use his hoverboard in the house?

Firecracker: Says the woman who did kick flips in the living room.

Surge: That was different!


Firecracker: Trying to work off the baby weight?

Surge: Are you saying I'm fat?

Firecracker: Real smooth Firecracker.


Firecracker: If I win you're getting rid of that moustache.

Armor: Oh come on! It's not that bad.

Firecracker: That's not what Lori told me.


Armor: Hey little Loud.

Firecracker: Aren't I little old for that?

Armor: Never to old bro.


Armor: You called my sister fat didn't you?

Firecracker: Yeah and now I'm in the doghouse.

Armor: And that's why you should always watch what you say.


Firecracker: If it isn't Boo Boo Bear.

Armor: That ain't your nickname to use.

Firecracker: It will be when you lose.


Firecracker: So you ready for this?

Armor: Ready to remind you of how Lily beated you and Lynn.

Firecracker: I'm still waiting for a rematch from her.


Armor: So what do you call this?

Firecracker: Brotherly bonding.

Armor: That doesn't make me feel better.


Firecracker: Hey if it ain't my rocking sister in law.

Genarocker: Don't sugarcoat this Lincoln.

Firecracker: I don't sugarcoat anything.


Firecracker: Still got the the blue in your hair I see.

Genarocker: It's part of my look.

Firecracker: Looks a little faded to me.


Genarocker: Hey dude, you owe me and Luna a housewarming gift.

Firecracker: I already gave you one.

Genarocker: A bunch of CDs don't count.


Genarocker: Ashley used to have a crush on you.

Firecracker: Oh yeah?

Genarocker: Yeah but dissapeared when she saw you were a hothead.


Firecracker: Petty ate Ronnie Anne's churros.

Genarocker: So what he loves to eat.

Firecracker: She was saving those for cinco de Mayo!


Genarocker: So did you get your window fixed?

Firecracker: The one that Lemmy and Petty broke?

Genarocker: So I take that as a no?


Carolborg: You're not still mad about the human pretzel thing are you?

Firecracker: No, until you brought it up.

Carolborg: I shouldn't have done that.


Firecracker: So what can your robot body do?

Carolborg: I have a microwave setting.

Firecracker: That's actually kinda cool.


Firecracker: Well you're no Android 18, but you're close enough.

Carolborg: Is it because we're both blonde cyborgs?

Firecracker: That and you did break both of Lynn's arms.


Firecracker: How much force did you use to break Lynn's arms?

Carolborg: Do you have two hours?

Firecracker: No I'm not Lisa.


Carolborg: By the end of this battle you will have some broken bones and injuries.

Firecracker: No need for your help. I got my own version of senzu beans.

Carolborg: Cut it out with the anime crap Lincoln.


Firecracker: How many weapons do you have?

Carolborg: A lot why?

Firecracker: So I know how many I'm blowing up.


Replicate: Firecracker, the last time I saw you, you were a boy.

Firecracker: And the last time I saw you, you didn't had Grey hair.

Replicate: and yet you remain cocky.


Replicate: What do you want Firecracker?

Firecracker: I'm here to collect a debt.

Replicate: How about I give you a scar on the other side to match?


Replicate: Do you ever learn from our rematches?

Firecracker: Of course I do.

Replicate: I doubt you'll learn this time.


Firecracker: Why do you keep fighting us?

Replicate: You intrigue me.

Firecracker: Will you still be when you lose?


Firecracker: You want me to call an ambulance after the fight?

Replicate: Seems pointless since you have those healing pills.

Firecracker: It's not for me, the ambulance is for you.


Firecracker: Looking old Replicate.

Replicate: I'm not too old to beat you.

Firecracker: Do I need to get your respirator ready?


Firecracker: You're still mad at me for ruining your 13th birthday party?

Shadow Mistress: It was twenty years ago, so I'm over it.

Firecracker: I wonder if you'll hold a grudge after this fight?


Shadow Mistress: You still have darkness in you.

Firecracker: Leftover from Irate.

Shadow Mistress: Maybe I can help you.


Firecracker: I still can't believe you thought Chandler would fix you.

Shadow Mistress: Are you still gonna make fun of me for that?

Firecracker: No I will not.


Shadow Mistress: Where's Hydro?

Firecracker: Get in line Maggie.

Shadow Mistress: He has a lot to answer for.


Firecracker: Did you have a crush on my sister Luan?

Shadow Mistress: What no?!

Firecracker: Just checking.


Shadow Mistress: Can your light be my darkness?

Firecracker: Without a doubt.

Shadow Mistress: We'll see about that.


Firecracker: Hey big guy. You ready?

Petty: Petty ready to fight.

Firecracker: Then show me what you got!


Petty: Me hungry.

Firecracker: You just ate!

Pretty: Me still hungry!


Firecracker: Ronnie Anne's not happy with you.

Petty: Why?

Firecracker: You ate all of her Taquitos!


Petty: Me like fire.

Firecracker: Fire is dangerous Petty.

Petty: Petty not afraid, me like making s'mores.


Firecracker: Petty I'm not trusting you with my new born twins.

Petty: Petty keep them safe.

Firecracker: Still not trusting you!


Petty: If Petty win, Firecracker buy burgers?

Firecracker: That's what I said.

Petty: Me gonna win now.


Firecracker: So Chandler, I see that you gotten out of prison already.

Hydro: And you know why I'm here?

Firecracker: Revenge. It's pretty clear that you want that.


Firecracker: Hydro.

Hydro: Firecracker.

Firecracker: Let's go.


Hydro: So I hear that you have a son.

Firecracker: You stay away from him!

Hydro: I'm sorry I didn't hear that due to your head in the water.


Hydro: Heroic hothead.

Firecracker: Villainous water brain.

Hydro: Enough with the pleasantries.


Firecracker: Hydro still looking like crap?

Hydro: How about I make you look just as ugly as me?

Firecracker: I don't think my wife would love that.


Hydro: I ain't going back to the Dungeon.

Firecracker: You don't have a choice Chandler.

Hydro: Actually I think I do.


Firecracker: Well is it isn't Papa Wheelie. What did the pet store ran out of dog treats.

Rampage: Oh real funny Firecracker. Let's see if you'll be laughing after I slaughter you.

Firecracker: After I'm done with you. You'll be nothing but burning fur.


Rampage: What's up Firecracker?

Firecracker: Just taking another dog to the pound.

Rampage: Can't contain this dog.


Firecracker: Hey Rampage Vet or Doctor?

Rampage: What the hell are you talking about?

Firecracker: I'm about to send you to one of those places.


Firecracker: Rusty's my friend Rampage.

Rampage: Yeah so what?

Firecracker: You could've been my friend too.


Rampage: You know why I came here for?

Firecracker: Payback and revenge.

Rampage: That and to kill you.


Rampage: I'm going to rip you in half.

Firecracker: All I said is your transformation was an improvement on your looks.

Rampage: And that's why I'm ripping you in half.


Firecracker: Well well, if it isn't the walking hair ball.

Squatch: All I see is a flatten corpse in front of me.

Firecracker: Allow me to prove you wrong.


Squatch: Johnny told me he almost killed you.

Firecracker: That he did.

Squatch: I can assure you this, you ain't walking away from this.


Firecracker: You broke every bone in my sister's body.

Squatch: Well how about I break every bone in your body.

Firecracker: How about I break you instead?


Squatch: Your sister couldn't beat me what chance do you have?

Firecracker: Because I ain't Parkour.

Squatch: What you are is soon to be a broken mess.


Firecracker: I can smell 10 blocks away.

Squatch: I get that a lot from my business partners.

Firecracker: Well me and my team are gonna put you out of business.


Squatch: You're starting to annoy me.

Firecracker: Yeah I figured that.

Squatch: Well I make it the last time.


Johnny: Remember me kid? I was the one who killed you.

Firecracker: I remember you and I wasn't happy about that.

Johnny: Well maybe I should kill you again.


Firecracker: I'm not letting you almost kill me again.

Johnny: Who says I was gonna let you?

Firecracker: The guy who's about to beat you down.


Johnny: Try and keep up Firecracker.

Firecracker: At your age, you probably slowed down.

Johnny: I'm still fast no matter what age.


Johnny: Where's Speed Queen?

Firecracker: You want her you gotta go through me.

Johnny: I'll make this quick then.


Firecracker: Hey do you feel the burn?

Johnny: What burn?

Firecracker: The 1st or 2nd degree burns.


Firecracker: Stay away from Speed Queen.

Johnny: Sorry but not happening.

Firecracker: Don't say I didn't warn you.


Aroma: Well well. Little Firecracker all grown up. You look like a stud.

Firecracker: Sorry Aroma, I'm married and I don't date old women.

Aroma: I still look twenty years younger Firecracker.


Firecracker: Your powers won't work on me Aroma.

Aroma: Care to test that theory?

Firecracker: Um, not really.


Aroma: So Firecracker where's your sister Multiple Woman?

Firecracker: Why do you want to fight her?

Aroma: No I just want to talk fashion with her.


Firecracker: Thought I smelled something.

Aroma: Like what you smell?

Firecracker: Not really.


Aroma: You must have one lucky lady Firecracker.

Firecracker: Yeah and even she would kick you ass.

Aroma: Not if I can beat her first.


Aroma: Do you really think you stand a chance?

Firecracker: Of course. You're going down.

Aroma: I highly doubt that.


Firecracker: Still mad at me for giving you that burn?

Stretcher: Of course I am and I'm gonna kill you!

Firecracker: It was twenty years ago, let it go.


Stretcher: I'm having mixed feelings about this.

Firecracker: You rehabilitated Stretcher?

Stretcher: Let's not go that far.


Firecracker: You're also after Black Ice are you?

Stretcher: After I kill you, she's next!

Firecracker: Don't count on it.


Stretcher: I'm not a bad guy.

Firecracker: You attacked the mayor.

Stretcher: Not by choice.


Firecracker: You attack my family. I'll give you 4th degree burns!

Stretcher: I don't see you as family man.

Firecracker: Times change.


Stretcher: You ain't Black Ice.

Firecracker: You ain't getting to my sister.

Stretcher: We'll see about that.


Climate: Well if it isn't little Firecracker.

Firecracker: My powers have doubled since our last fight.

Climate: Than let's put that to the test.


Firecracker: Fire, water, earth and wind.

Climate: What are you mumbling about Firecracker?

Firecracker: Do you also have hearts?


Climate: You're all alone Firecracker and only have one element.

Firecracker: What are you getting at?

Climate: I can control all of the elements to overpower fire!


Climate: Remember when we first fought?

Firecracker: Yeah you kicked our asses.

Climate: Care to relive that moment?


Firecracker: Go back to the Dungeon Climate!

Climate: Not until we finish our rematch.

Firecracker: Fine! I'll drag you back there myself.


Firecracker: We don't have to do this.

Climate: I know but where's the fun in that.

Firecracker: Fair enough.


Firecracker: Did you made sure that there's just two of us?

Nuke: Why?

Firecracker: To make sure no girls kick you in the nuts.


Nuke: There was a time you couldn't catch me.

Firecracker: We were just starting out.

Nuke: And won by sheer luck.


Firecracker: I'm putting you and the Terror Crew out of business.

Nuke: How about I put you out of the job and your misery.

Firecracker: I'll fight until I'm an old man!


Firecracker: Think your heart can hold out?

Nuke: The hothead getting soft?

Firecracker: No just don't want you dying yet.


Nuke: You worried little flame.

Firecracker: I don't want to start a meltdown.

Nuke: You'll be knocked out before that happened.


Nuke: Let's make this quick.

Firecracker: Why so impatient?

Nuke: Just feeling a little explosive.


Irate: Miss me Lincoln?

Firecracker: Go to hell Irate.

Irate: I've already been there. How about you check it out.


Firecracker: How the hell are you alive?

Irate: You didn't think you'd defeat me that easily did you?

Firecracker: I'll make sure you're finished this time.


Irate: So I heard that you married that bully and started a family.

Firecracker: You stay from them!

Irate: Oh last time I checked you're not the boss of me.


Firecracker: Not another step Irate.

Irate: Or what?

Firecracker: Or you're going back to being ashes!


Irate: Get out of my way Lincoln. So I can burn this dump.

Firecracker: This is not a dump, it's my home.

Irate: And you will die with it.


Irate: Maybe I'll visit your family once we're done.

Firecracker: You stay the hell away from them.

Irate: Don't they want to meet uncle Irate?


Firecracker: I never forgot about encasing in magma.

Vesuvius: I was just following orders.

Firecracker: And I'm still pissed about that.


Vesuvius: Magma beats fire.

Firecracker: Still can't believe that's a fact.

Vesuvius: It's not that hard to believe.


Firecracker: I didn't mean to hurt Honeybee's father.

Vesuvius: Then why didn't you helped them?

Firecracker: I shouldn't be hearing this from you.


Firecracker: We don't need to do this Vesuvius.

Vesuvius: I know but I kinda just need to work out some stuff.

Firecracker: Don't say I didn't warn you.


Vesuvius: Shouldn't you be with a giant rock monster?

Firecracker: shouldn't you be with a boy who can talk to sharks?

Vesuvius: Oh ha ha real funny.


Vesuvius: You married Surge?

Firecracker: You married Honeybee?

Vesuvius: I asked you first.


Rubbor: Where's my playmate?!

Firecracker: Amplifier is not here. Just me

Rubbor: Fine, you first then Amplifier


Firecracker: Hello pinky.

Rubbor: It's Rubbor!

Firecracker: Nah I think I like pinky better.


Rubbor: Remember me little candle?

Firecracker: Yeah you nearly killed me!

Rubbor: That was good one.


Rubbor: The burning pest.

Firecracker: It's Firecracker.

Rubbor: No you're a pest.


Firecracker: First time we met I almost died.

Rubbor: Yet here you stand.

Firecracker: I ain't gonna die today.


Firecracker: I ain't looking forward to this.

Rubbor: Scared little candle?

Firecracker: No just hate the smell of burning rubber.


Firecracker: I'm taking you to the looney bin Candyman!

Candyman: But I have candy and joy to spread for everyone.

Firecracker: Those are all lies!


Candyman: I don't like people with sour attitudes.

Firecracker: And I don't want drugs in my town.

Candyman: What can I say they're really popular.


Candyman: I'm not going to jail Firecracker.

Firecracker: Well I'm not falling for your tricks you Willy Wonka rip-off!

Candyman: That's no way to respect the Candyman.


Firecracker: Do you have any Oompa-Loompas?

Candyman: No just loyal workers.

Firecracker: That's a letdown.


Firecracker: You are insane.

Candyman: I know you are but what am I?

Firecracker: Scratch that, you're a psychopath.


Candyman: How about some candy for your kids.

Firecracker: I ain't giving them anything from you.

Candyman: Don't be a buzzkill.


Payback: Oh great, it's you.

Firecracker: This time you have no power up to help you.

Payback: I don't need a power up.


Firecracker: Why fight against me? You know how it's going to end up.

Payback: I'll be able to take you down in seconds.

Firecracker: Wanna bet.


Firecracker: Fire burns paper.

Payback: I just need to avoid you.

Firecracker: You won't avoid me.


Payback: How much will it take to let me go?

Firecracker: You're not made of enough money to bribe me.

Payback: Is that a challenge?


Payback: You can't escape debt Firecracker.

Firecracker: No but I can escape you.

Payback: Are you sure?


Firecracker: Where are the Terror Crew?

Payback: I'm not telling you anything.

Firecracker: Then I'll burn the answer out of you.


Electron: Where's Amplifier?

Firecracker: Far away from you!

Electron: I hunger!


Electron: I hunger!

Firecracker: Hungry are you? How about a hot knuckle sandwich?

Electron: I'll kill you!


Firecracker: Hey there Sparky!

Electron: When I'm done with you. You'll be nothing but a burnt corpse.

Firecracker: Already been dead. Not a fan.


Firecracker: Damn Electron you haven't aged.

Electron: Electricity is forever.

Firecracker: Not for much longer.


Electron: You will feel my electric fury.

Firecracker: And here I am without my rubber underwear.

Electron: That will be the last words you utter.


Electron: Stand aside.

Firecracker: Yeah you ain't getting to the power plant.

Electron: I need to feed!


Firecracker: Camo you haven't been causing trouble have you?

Camo: No I have not Firecracker. Have you burned down any buildings?

Firecracker: That wasn't me!


Camo: You're not still mad after the whole taking your place are you?

Firecracker: I'm still pissed at that and the tail whip to the face.

Camo: I thought so.


Firecracker: How did you know some of my secrets when you morphed?

Camo: I don't know?

Firecracker: Well so much for that answer.


Firecracker: You don't look like you've aged.

Camo: Reptiles age slowly.

Firecracker: Let's see if you can still move the same.


Camo: What do you want Firecracker?

Firecracker: Can you do the tongue thing?

Camo: I don't want to answer that.


Camo: I don't want to hurt you Firecracker.

Firecracker: Aw you do care.

Camo: Don't read into it.


Tremor: Hey Stinkcoln.

Firecracker: Tremor, the discount Thing.

Tremor: That makes you the loser version of the Human Torch.


Firecracker: Sorry Tremor, Parkour's not here to fight you.

Tremor: Well I guess I'll kill you to get her attention.

Firecracker: If you can hit me.


Tremor: Remember when I turned you into stone.

Firecracker: Of course and I hated it.

Tremor: Let's take a trip down memory lane.


Firecracker: I always hated bullies.

Tremor: Tell someone who cares.

Firecracker: You're going too in a minute.


Firecracker: You know, we get Stretcher and Ms. Appear we got the Fantastic Four.

Tremor: I wouldn't work with any of you.

Firecracker: Who said anything about working together?


Tremor: Parkour's little brother.

Firecracker: Just call me the guy who burning you to ashes.

Tremor: We'll see about that.


Firecracker: Shouldn't you be collect honey?

Honeybee: Shouldn't you be burning the city?

Firecracker: That wasn't me!


Honeybee: Where's your sister or sister in law?

Firecracker: You and Vesuvius having problems?

Honeybee: Stay out of this!


Honeybee: Oh no you're not gonna ruin my day!

Firecracker: What are you up to?

Honeybee: None of your business pyro!


Firecracker: Can't we just talk?

Honeybee: You wouldn't understand.

Firecracker: I could at least try.


Firecracker: Have you considered marriage counseling?

Honeybee: Vesuvius and I are fine.

Firecracker: That's not what I'm hearing.


Honeybee: Have you talked to Vesuvius?

Firecracker: She only wants to make the two of you last.

Honeybee: I just wish she hadn't with asking me.


Xander: Wildgirl's brother.

Firecracker: My sister is no trophy.

Xander: She is to me mate.


Firecracker: Stay away from Wildgirl.

Xander: What are you gonna stop me?

Firecracker: Actually yeah I am.


Firecracker: Aren't getting a little old for hunting?

Xander: I ain't stopping till I get my ultimate trophy.

Firecracker: Well I guess you're never retiring.


Xander: You and your siblings will not stop me from getting Wildgirl.

Firecracker: You really need a hobby.

Xander: I already have a hobby.


Xander: You know I always respect men with scars.

Firecracker: I don't respect hunters who hunt down my sister.

Xander: Then I have lose respect in you.


Firecracker: How would you like to get to the Dungeon. Beaten and dragged or would you like to turn yourself in?

Xander: Why must you ask questions to which you know the answer to.

Firecracker: Beaten and dragged it is.

Next up is Speed Queen