Chapter 5: A Cactus Means What?!?
Peony didn't remember falling asleep, but she woke up in a bed with red sheets and the cactus she bought yesterday sitting on the window. The room was plan but nice if she didn't know better she would think that it was a hotel room. But she knew better, the closure was open and the kazekage hat was sitting on the side of the door. She was in Gaara's room, and for the life of her she couldn't figure out when or how she got there. The good news was that she was dressed so she didn't think that she slept with Gaara, the bad news was Kurama was awake and laughing his tails off about her current predicament.
Peony blushed getting up and sending a quick mental fuck you to the fox before leaving to room to explore. The hallways of the house were just as plain with sparse paintings or other decorations. She could definitely tell that no one in the house was girly by any means as most of them were weapons or paintings of leaders. She walked the halls chuckling at some of the ridiculously serious faces the leaders were making, she only got a few hallways down before she was caught by Temari.
"After being so confident last night you passed out on us, Gaara had to carry you back here. You took us all by surprise when you have him that cactus, I didn't think anyone liked my brother that way. Not with how he is or I guess was the host for Shikaku. I also didn't think anyone would be brave enough to give my brother a cactus in front of me." Temari was smiling in a teasing way at Peony happy that someone liked her brother.
Peony looked confused and nervous, "What's wrong with a cactus does he hate them, did I give him a bad gift, I got it for him because the pot matches his eyes and cactuses are supposed to protect people. I didn't know he didn't like them I swear…" Peony trailed off as she heard Temari laughing at her.
"I don't know if he likes them or not I just thought it was funny that a non shinobi had the guts to tell my brother that she likes him sexually in front of me. Especially since we didn't tell anyone that Shikaku was gone until today." Temari smiled at her even as she saw Peony's face change.
"I did what!! I mean your brother is definitely hot and if he offered I would totally sleep with him. But I swear I didn't know a cactus meant that or I would have given it to him when I knew you weren't standing there. I mean I would have… Oh fuck, I'm screwed either way aren't I." Seeing the Temari nod with a bright smile she continued. "I wasn't thinking anything like that when I bought it. But I guess the cat is out of the bag if he offered I would Shikaku or no it doesn't change who he is just how often he can sleep."
"I think you and I are going to be great friends" Temari smiled and dragged Peony down to breakfast.
Peony spent all of her two days with the sand siblings. She watched Temari fight with her fan. Made Gaara Made sand castles with her when she figured out that he could create towns with people that move. She even dragged Kankuro into it stealing his puppets and placing them in weird positions and places around the house like they were real people. When it came time to meet her team she didn't want to leave. The siblings treated her like family, even Baki came round after he saw Gaara hiding his smiles.
"You guys will come visit me right, I can't leave Konoha often. I know you are busy and you will probably…" Gaara didn't let her talk anymore knowing that she would trail on and start crying. Instead, he grabbed her holding her in his arms while he gently kissed her lips.
"We will visit. I promise" Gaara held her for a few more minutes before letting her go find the caravan she was supposedly traveling with.
Naruto was sad when he got back to Konoha. Things were just as he left them, the villagers hated him, his team ignored him, and after the time he spent with Gaara he didn't want to have sex with other people. The worst part was that he had to take a new teammate and Sensei. Sai was just plain creepy always staring at Naruto's ass and dick. Yamato, well he was there because no one in the village trusted Naruto. They all thought he was the fox and was going to go on some sort of killing spree.
The team wasn't the only issue though. With all the missions they took looking for Sasuke Naruto hardly spent any time in the village. Which meant his bad dreams increased. As if that wasn't enough fucking Sai had read in a book that cuddles and skin to skin would help. Naruto would wake up naked with Sai's dick rubbing on his ass and the creep would have his hand on his dick as soon as he woke up. Apparently Sai also read that it is a common thing to give hand jobs to your guy "friend." Needless to say Sai ended up with a fist in his face more often than not and Naruto had to switch to wearing his baggy jumpsuit and boxers again to avoid Sai stares and grabby hands.
Naruto was not happy with any of this. He craved the feeling of the clothes he wore at the Dancing Willow. He missed the feeling of lace rubbing on his dick and ass. He missed the nights when he could sleep with no dreams or Sai. He wanted to go home where he could dress how he wanted, be what he wanted, and get the comfort he needed to function. If that wasn't enough he was having dreams about Gaara. [Yes that kind ;) ]
Things only got worse, they got news of where the hideout was. Team seven was forced to investigate because of Sakara and because everyone assumed Naruto wanted to find Sasuke too. Naruto had to look normal he could risk he villagers abusing him for his differences again. So they went on the mission, and things went even further downhill. Before they could even get close to the hideout Orochimaru attacked them. The pervert even whispered in Naruto's ear that Sasuke has not started putting out yet so maybe Naruto should come to take his place. Naruto got pissed and the fox already hated the snake so he helped Naruto out. As soon as they got close to defeating the pervert Yamato intervened. He used wood style to seal the fox inside of Naruto again leaving him defenseless when Orochimaru decided to proceed with the kidnapping. Knocking Naruto unconscious and running away with him.
To say Naruto was pissed was an understatement, he was livid. He woke up tied to a table naked with Orochimaru feeling him up. The snake kept saying how much he wanted to have an Uchiha and that Naruto was a poor substitute. He droned on about how he was so sick of kabuto's loose hole and that he hoped Naruto's was tighter. Seriously Naruto was going to murder his teammates for letting the pervert take him. Orochimaru was worse than Jiraiya. At least Jiraiya would let the women who caught him peeping beat him up and he never touched without permission. Orochimaru was definitely touching and it felt like a bunch of snakes crawling all over him. Naruto hated snakes when he gets out of here he is getting himself a good summoning contract that can eat this fucking snake instead of the slimy toad contract Jiriaya tried and failed to trick him into signing.
Naruto reached for Kurama but he was still on lockdown from the wood jutsu. Naruto was on his own, at least until his teammates got there. He tried struggling against the cuffs but that got him nowhere. Orochimaru had planned ahead and the cuffs prevented chakra usage. He was trapped with a pervert on top of him.
He listened on as Orochimaru complained that he was being very cold because he wasn't responding to the snakes hands. "Maybe you just need a little help getting there I'm sure this is your first time, after all who would want the demon fox brat." At that Naruto decided to stop staying quiet and use the big lungs and mouth that he was born with to tell the Snake exactly what he thought.
"You fucking slime ass, snake loving mother fucker, it's bad enough to touch me with your perverted pedophile hands, but on top of that you insult me by saying no one would ever want my ass. Let me tell you that I have had a lot of people compliment me on my sexual skills in bed I just have no interest in using any part of me to touch your slimy deformed dick. In fact I don't even want to stab you with my kunai or shuriken, it would be a waste of weapons because I would have to throw them out after they touched you." Naruto was shouting at the top of his lungs to make sure that everyone in the entire compound could hear exactly what he thought of Orochimaru.
Naruto unfortunately did not get to hear the other prisoners yell "preach" or see them silently give him a thumbs up from inside their cells. Orochimaru on the other hand was pissed. He had enough of the blond to the point he decided just to fuck him raw while listening to his screams. Orochimaru growled and pulled his pants down His long deformed penis hung in between his legs, it had been lengthened by all his experiments with his own biology. "Orochimaru I know you loved snakes but did you have to make your dick look like one" Naruto courageous shouted with false bravado. His ass was still virginal he hadn't experimented that far yet. If he made it out of this without having his ass raped he was considering making Shikamaru or Gaara take that part of his virginity because he didn't want to risk being a virgin if something like this happens again.
Right when Naruto thought he was never going to look at males the same again the door was busted open by a lion dog comprised of ink. Sai was the first to walk into the room taking one look at Naruto and the position his teammate was in and saying, "Dickless I thought I was going to be your first. I thought we were closer than that." Yamato came into the room after Sai and stared open mouthed at the scene before his eyes. Sakara came in next and decided to start screaming at Naruto about how it was his fault he scarred her with his nudity. Yep, Naruto was going to kill his team mates. Then he was going to make sure Tsunade never put him on a mission with these assholes again and then he was going to go to the Dancing Willow and blow off some steam.
Yamato broke out of his trance after hearing Sakara scream and started attacking Orochimaru. Sakara decided to go full Tsunade on Orochimaru's ass after he turned and she saw his dick too. The fight went downhill from there to the point that Naruto was stuck sitting on the sidelines asking himself why he became a shinobi. While Sai decided to take advantage of the cuffs to get a better feel of his ass and his dick. Thankfully the fox woke up just before Sai decided to stick his fingers in anything. The two of them promptly beat him up and Kurama promised that he would get Naruto a contract that would eat perverted snakes and toads.