"Talk"
'Thought'
"Banana? Or Cucumber? Banana? Or Cucumber? Banana-"
"Pew pew pew, pew pew pew, pew pew-"
"I have a slinky, I like my slinky, I love to play with my slinky-"
"Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh-"
Inside a white van that appears to be driving through the desert, five unique individuals can be seen inside the vehicle, seemingly enjoying the ride. There is a man in a biker jacket, whose half-robotic face suggests him to be a hidden Terminator; his name is Terroriser and is just doing his best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. There is also a man in a blue hoodie and a Jason hockey mask; his name is H2O Delirious and is playing with his slinky. Next to him is a monkey child wearing diapers; his name is Lui Calibre and is in the middle of playing with his toys. Then there's another young man who has an owl for a head and wears a black supersuit; his name is VanossGaming and is holding and deciding between a cucumber and a banana. Lastly, there is a pig man with a white tiger shirt and helmet; his name is I Am Wildcat and seems extremely irritated by the noise around him, as if he may pop a fuse at any moment.
"Hey Wildcat, what do you think, Cucumber or Banana?-"
"I THINK YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO DRIVE-!!!"
As soon as Vanoss tried to ask Wildcat a question, it was too late to stop him from finally popping, this sudden outburst of pure annoyance and anger not only caused him to yell at everyone in the van, but also made him not realize and see something, or someone, appear before him, resulting in him hitting this certain someone and losing control of the steering; everyone in the vehicle yelled and screamed in pure terror as their ride was going crazy and all over the place before finally crashing, flipping the van over, and basically destroying it completely.
"Ugh…"
However, despite such a nasty accident, everyone managed to come out of it unharmed, with just a few dirt and cuts, but no permanent or serious injuries anywhere on their bodies; not even their clothes were damaged.
"Let's Do That Again!~"
Unlike the others, only Lui seemed to be happy and having fun with this whole thing, jumping and laughing throughout it.
"You guys owe me a new van…"
Terroriser growled, but soon just let out a small sigh of defeat as he sat up and looked at his ruined van with a disappointed frown.
"Slinky? SLINKY?! WHERE ARE YOU SLINKY?!"
Delirious, after quickly recovering from the crash, immediately noticed that he had lost his slinky; he instantly freaked out over this and wasted no time in searching for it.
"This is your fucking fault Vanoss, following a God damn map and trying to find a freaking mythical magic toma-"
"Uhhhhhh, guys?..."
Before Wildcat could start cursing and blame Vanoss for what had happened, he, as well as everyone else, noticed that the Owl was standing over something while wearing a concerned expression, which definitely caught their attention and prompted them to approach with curiosity.
"Welp, looks like we're going to jail for murder."
They found her, Terroriser pointed out, a young-looking beautiful woman lying on the ground, having a broken arm, no doubt due to the car crash, and she was completely covered in blood; from the looks of it, she appeared to be dead, much to everyone's misfortune and annoyance.
"Maybe she's just taking a nap?"
He innocently asked, and most didn't bother responding to such a question.
"Well at least it wasn't my fault this time."
The only silver lining Delirious could think of in this horrible situation they found themselves in.
"I would suggest holding a funeral for this dead bitch, but Moo isn't here with the popcon."
Wildcat sighed as he crossed his arms disappointedly and shook his head, clearly not amused or happy that they had to deal with this in the first place.
"Come on, she's not dead, she just, uh, she just needs a little poke?"
Vanoss tried not to admit that he had killed anyone, quickly looking around and finding a random stick on the ground, he picked it up and used it to poke the body of the woman, as he said he would do; however, what he did not expect at all was for her to suddenly open her eyes and sit up, which startedle and scared everyone.
"HOLY SHIT SHE'S A ZOMBIE, RUNNNNNN!!!"
"Delirious Calm Down! She Isn't A Fucking Zombie!... I Think?"
"HAH! I told you she wasn't dead, I'm right as always~"
"Shut the fuck Vanoss."
"Does she like gummy worms?"
While Delirious, Terroriser, Vanoss, Wildcat, and Lui were arguing amongst themselves and essentially forgetting about the woman they had just hit with their van, the lady with red hair slowly began to get back up on her feet; though due to her injuries, it was a slight struggle, but she managed to fully stand up.
"How dare you interrupt my experience with the Chainsaw Man…"
Once she was fully up, she finally spoke, catching everyone's attention. Looking back at her, despite what just happened to her, she seemed relatively calm and collected; however, her yellow eyes with red swirls told a different story - one of frustration, disappointment, and overall being upset in general. Because of these hidden yet overwhelming negative emotions, she expressed them to the unique group of men the best way she knew how - by lifting up her non-broken arm and pointing her finger at them, more specifically at VanossGaming himself.
"Bang."
Yes, Makima will be part of the Banana Bus Squad, she might collaborate and meet others, like Markiplier, GrayStillPlays, jmwFILMS, Ironmouse, Jaiden Animation, etc, but she will mostly be staying with Vanossgaming and his group of friends.
(BTW she will remain injured until she makes a contract with another person, or by making a YouTube channel and getting the power of respawn, speaking of which, what should her YT Name be? I'm thinking "Game Controller" or "Maki-BEAN", but I'm open to suggestions)
