Kirby kept winning at every board game Little Mac pulled. He couldn't believe it! He used to always win against all his bros! She even beat him at chess and it was her first time playing! She kept teasing him about being the god of all board games. The two laughed and decided to watch tv shows instead.

The two cuddle each other on Little Mac's bed while the tv is still on. Gotta love that background noise. The two told jokes about the show until they suddenly went quiet. This was an intense moment. Little Mac wanted to kiss her. It was the perfect opportunity, but what if he's moving too fast? No, he knows how to be patient. He won't ruin it like he did with Samus. While in mid thought, Kirby decided to be the first one to move. She pressed her lips against his. It was magical! Literally. A glow surrounded her and she turned into Little Mac Kirby.

Kirby got spiky long black hair with a hint of pink. She wore a really cute feminine boxer outfit. She magically had his green boxing gloves. The only thing that seemed to change was her outfit and her hair. She still looked as beautiful as ever. He stared at her in awe. This truly is the real Kirby. This was all the proof he needed to believe she was telling the truth. She stared at him embarrassed, but he loved the new look. She's got that boxer spirit. He made sure to compliment her a lot. After a bit of showing off her moves, she released her power and the two cuddled for the rest of the night.

…..

Zelda threw Link at her room like he was a ragdoll. She was royally pissed at him. She's losing him, she needs to make sure that he won't talk to that whore any more.

"So that's the woman you were talking about," she spat.

"Y-yeah…"

"Now that Kirby is hot, you just can't seem to keep your pants on, huh?"

"Really?"

"Yeah! You'll fuck any hot girl you can find, huh? First Peach and now Kirby?!"

"I've never done anything with Peach! Can you stop saying that!"

"No! You're a cheater!"

"I've never cheated on you though. You have no proof."

"Kirby just said-

"Kirby said that we never did anything. We only hung out and read books."

"B-but-

"Face it, Zelda. You have no proof I cheated with any girl. I'm not a cheater. I stayed loyal this entire time. Hanging out with a girl does not mean that I did anything sexual with them."

"You were about to break up with me the other night. Is it because you wanted to keep your loyal tag?"

"What're you talking about?! Listen, I'm not the bad guy here. You are! You're the one threatening your life to keep me. It's not about being loyal anymore. It's about being trapped now because of your jealousy."

"Link we are meant to be! I can't believe you tried to break up with me with fucking Kirby of all people."

"She's different than she used to be. She gets me. We click."

Zelda once again bitch slapped Link. It was all about Kirby this and Kirby that. She had enough. What was wrong with her? All those times she's been with him. Everything was perfect until that pink bitch became human. This is all her fault. No one is allowed to take her hero's heart. No one but her.

"Link, you think you love her because she's hot now. That's all. You're just a dog. I can't believe you. What do you think the other smashers will think?"

"I don't care."

"So if I told all of them-

"Do it!"

Zelda ran back to Link's bathroom to look for his knife, but it was gone. No matter, she can threaten her life in other ways. She has magic. She can just burn herself to death right in front of him. She walked back and summoned fire to her hands.

"You're with me. You're not allowed to ever talk to her again. In fact, you hate her now. If you won't comply then I'll be forced to burn myself," Zelda threatened.

"I'm with you and I hate Kirby."

"Good." The fire in her hands disappeared.

"I never want to hear you talk about her ever again."

"Got it."

"Just me."

"Just you."

Zelda knew deep inside that this relationship is broken. She needed to gaslight him into loving her again. As long as she kept this up. His love will become genuine. They will be a happy couple again. Patience is a virtue. He'll eventually come back to his senses.

….

BAM! CLANK! WHAM! Nothing was working. Ness refused to give up. He kept attacking on his chains until his hands started to bleed. That was his wake up call that he needed to take a break.

"Will you give it up already?" Sonic griped.

"I… I got this."

"Dude, stop. Your hands are literally bleeding."

"I know! That's why I'm taking a quick break, idiot!"

"Hey, no need to snap at me."

"I know, I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated. I'm here because like you said before, I'm an idiot."

"Look, dude, I'm sorry I called you a dumbass. It;s just… Luigi? Seriously?"

"Okay! Apology accepted. We don't have to bring my mistake up again for the 50th time."

"Listen, Ness. I've tried everything I could to break out of these chains. It's impossible. You're just hurting yourself."

"I… refuse… to give… up!"

"Ness…"

Mario came back to feed his new pets. Ness kept making a ruckus. The teen still continued to fight back. Just a little longer and eventually he'll give up just like Sonic.

"Alright boys, here's your food." He threw a can at Sonic. He walked over to Ness. This is the first time he's ever gotten close to one of his prisoners. It was dangerous because they could grab at him, but Mario felt confident this time. The boy wore himself out. He had no energy left to do anything to the plumber.

"Ness."

"What do you want!"

"I want you to stop messing with the chains."

"Tch! As if! I'm not your pet! I'm gonna get out of here one day and when I do, I'll get you. I'll ruin your life!"

"Ah, how-a cute-a. Well, I guess for tonight, you're not gonna eat dinner."

"W-what!"

"I'm-a sorry, Ness. Pets shouldn't act this way towards their master. This is your punishment."

"So you're gonna make me starve?!"

"Just for tonight."

"W-wait, but… Ok wait! I'll take it back! I'll stop messing with the chains."
"Very cute, Ness. We both know that's-a not true."

"I hate you so much! YOU FUCKING PSYCHO! YOU PIECE OF-

Mario decked Ness in the face. He had enough of this bratty teen. He needed to be punished.

"Shut the fuck up-a Ness." Mario took a step forward getting close to the boy's face.

Ness pushed himself against the wall. He was shaking after Mario punched him.

"Listen you bratty bitch, you'll listen to me now. Treat me badly, and I'll make sure you won't eat. I'll make sure your life here will be a living hell." He grabbed Ness's face. "Got it?"

"G-got it."

Mario threw Ness's face against the wall. Sonic stood up and growled at the plumber.

"Mario, don't treat Ness like that!"

"Oh and what're you gonna do?"

"Oh boy, if I wasn't chained up."

"Well you are, so… shut the fuck up. Quit playing hero. That's-a what got you here in the first place."

"Tch!"

"Listen, you are both my pets and what I say goes, goes! You're living in my world now. If you're bad, bad things will happen. If you're good, then maybe good things might happen. Remember your place, Sonic."

Mario left, leaving the two prisoners scared for dear life. Sonic saw that Ness was still shaking. That punch looked nasty. It caused a bruise on his poor cheek.

"T-thank you, Sonic."

"For what?"

"For sticking up for me."

"I didn't like that he punched you."

"Ya know, neither did I."

The two laughed at that last comment. It didn't last long. Ness's cheek was full of pain. His hands were numb from trying to break the chains. His feet were cold, he could barely feel them. He smelled horrible, and his spine ached constantly because he slept on the cold hard floor. He's been here for almost a week now, and he could see why Sonic lost his dignity. They were treated like literal animals here.

….

Little Mac went grocery shopping. He overheard the other smashers talking about Kirby. The info he gathered from them was that the pink haired woman kidnapped Kirby and that she needed to be taken down. This confused the boxer. They didn't know that she turned into a human? He tried convincing the other smashers that the pinkette was Kirby, but they all just laughed at his face. Some said some hurtful things to him like how Samus was right and that he was a dumb fuck.

Little Mac wanted to fight them right then and there, but fighting outside of the tournaments is illegal. He held back his fists and said awful remarks back to them. What are they talking about? Kirby being kidnapped by herself? That's absurd. Where did this stupid rumor come from? Wherever it came from, it was spreading fast. If his lady were to step in, the smashers would attack her without fail. He needed to warn her.

Little Mac knocked on Kirby's door with a bag full of groceries. She happily let him in. He started prepping for dinner. After dinner was done, he served Kirby spaghetti. All he knew how to cook was Italian food. He felt guilty that he kept serving his girlfriend the same dish every time, but she didn't mind. She absolutely loved his food.

After they happily munched on their food, Little Mac cleared his throat. He needed to tell her about the other smashers. She wasn't safe roaming around the halls any longer. Not until, she can prove that she's the real Kirby once the tournament starts.

"Kirby uh, so I heard some rumors about you," Little Mac spoke.

"I think I already know. It's about Mario, huh?"

"Mario?"

"Did I not tell you? He's telling lies about me."

"What why?"

Kirby told him the story about Mario and Luigi kissing her.

"Those bastards!" Little Mac yelled.

"Now they both want to get rid of me. Mario is spreading a rumor about me. I know this because of Dark Pit."

"Did Dark Pit attack you?"

"Yeah, but it's ok. I won, and we're cool now."

"Y-you won?!"

"Don't underestimate me. I learned how to box from the best teacher ever!"

Little Mac scratched the back of his head and blushed. "Haha! Yeah that's true!"

"I know it's not safe out. That's why I've been training when it gets dark. I'll prove that I'm Kirby once the tournament starts."

"Hey uh, what happens if we face each other?"

"Haha! Well, prepare to lose!"

"Oh I ain't goin' easy just because you're my girl!"

"Bring it on!"

"Haha! I'm glad you're thinking positively about this whole situation."

"It's not easy. Deep inside I'm upset of course, but I have to be patient. I'll show everyone and I'm planning on winning too!"

"Two more days until the tournament. Are ya nervous?"

"Of course I am, but I'm so excited. This is the first time in smash history where I can finally give it my all."

"That's right, aren't you crazy strong originally?"

"You think I am?"

"So I've heard."

"I like to think I am. Although, in smash I usually have to hold back. The hands says if I give it my all, it wouldn't be fair. I think he told this to Sonic and Bayonetta as well."

"Right, the three of you are like solar system level."

"Sure whatever that means. I'm just happy to finally try!"

….

Gordon Ramsay hopped on the plane. It was time once again for him and his crew to get digitized once more. He wanted to know how Kawasaki's restaurant was going. The pink girl had saved the day. He wanted to see if Kawasaki hired her. Knowing the orange jelly bean, he didn't. No matter, he would help that horrible chef once more.

After 12 hours being on the plane, Gordon Ramsay got digitized and transported to the smash mansion. The smash mansion is absolutely beautiful. It was the biggest mansion he's ever laid eyes on. Not to mention, there were nice apartments close to the mansion. It was called The smash village. He found out that the apartments were nicer and more private, but if the smashers wanted to live there, they would have to pay money. Some did actually live there. They were the ones that won a lot of tournaments, meaning they had doe. The hands made sure before they left, that Ramsay had a room in the apartments. Free of charge. It was peaceful in the apartments. It had a gym, pool, spa area, bistro, etc. The best stay he's ever received in his life.

The mansion was nice too, but it was chaotic. There were just so many video game characters that roamed the area. The assist trophies kept to themselves usually, but the smashers were always walking around.

This was going to be a big event. Timing couldn't have been more perfect. Kawasaki's restaurant was going to be crazy busy. The Grand Christmas Smash Tournament was starting in two days. Lots of people are going to watch the tournament at Kawasaki's restaurant. The food was disgusting, but the atmosphere was nice. That was one thing that the sorry excuse of a chef did right. There were giant tv's everywhere. It was a place to watch the big game. He even managed to get a bar. This year was going to be crazy and Gordan Ramsay was a bit curious about the tournament himself. He never watched the smashers fight, so he was excited not only to cook but to watch the big event.