Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. 'Not dying' just got a lot more complicated than 'follow chemlab safety instructions.' A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

There were two divorces, countless heartbreaks, and three kids who had to figure out that some things are better left broken.

A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. Jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list. [X-posted on Ao3]

Sasuke sabía que sus arrepentimientos habrían de seguirlo a la tumba, pero lo único de lo que no se arrepentía era haberse enamorado perdidamente de Sakura, que había dejado todo por él. Había sucumbido ante lo que menos había imaginado sin saber cómo ni cuándo.

This is actually a combination of two old stories of mine that focus on Original Characters. The story will focus on both of them as they go through their lives and have their interactions with the world around them. The story will start during the 3rd great war. If you don't stories with OCs, that is cool, if you want to read it, thanks, feel free to review too if you want.

(AN: Chapter 14 up!) One night of drunken indiscretion can lead to a lifetime of consequence. Haruno Sakura has just discovered that the hard way and now she has to devise a plan to deal with her problem before anyone can find out the truth of that consequence. She'll quickly learn that this is easier said than done. Slowish Burn. Sakura/Kisame

Kakashi Hatake is dead. He died at the young age of ten to save his team, Obito and Rin from the boulders in the collapsing cave near Kannabi Bridge. There was no body to bring home, or to bury, no corpse to mourn for. Only a thought, a memory, a quote, a promise: "I will protect them." I do not know Naruto. Warnings will be included.

They say a Tanuki mates for life. 6 years after his and Emika's whirlwind romance across the Wind, Gaara finds there's a grain of truth to that. But when she reveals her return to him brings a threat of Civil War and intrigue to his doorstep, he quickly realizes Emika is not the same girl 6 years ago. Gaara must decide what is right for his country and what is right for his heart.

El aleteo silencioso de una mariposa es suficiente para crear una tormenta y Sasuke lo sabía mejor que nadie. Resultó evidente cuando el mundo le dio la espalda a los semidemonios y estos buscaron justicia sucitando una lucha encabezada por Haruno Sakura. Y aunque Sasuke quiso estirar su mano y alcanzarla, el otoño y la primavera son separados por un crudo invierno.

Before there was Sarada, Sasuke and Sakura couldn't keep their hands off each other. Sometimes it was simple touches of affection: his hand smoothing her hair back, or her thumb running over his palm while they sat on the couch. Other times, it was passion burning red as they learned and explored each other. But now as new parents, Sakura and Sasuke hardly talk, much less touch.

The underworld thinks they only have to fear Uchiha and the Hokage. One particular criminal discovers that it is not only Uchiha and Uzumaki they have to look out for. Sequel to The Darkness within the Shadow; slash; more warnings inside

(The Third Hokage was dead. It wasn't enough.) Team Eight knew loss like the seals on the backs of their tongues. They'd been silenced, branded, abandoned, ambushed, left on the enemy's doorstep like a gift—unlucky was their nickname, but they would make it their trade. (The Third Hokage was dead. It was Danzo's turn.) SEQUEL TO: Hoshigaki

In a world built on exchange, it made no sense to him that hers was not. Hinata/Kakuzu.

KakaKure Challenge! Reincarnated/Gamer Kakashi and Kurenai. With the help of canon knowledge, Gamer Powers and the genius of an OP character, he is determined to change the future for the best. The Grind is real! But a certain red eyed girl is acting differently from expected; almost like someone he knew in his past life. Let me know if you take up the Challenge! Alive/loyal ObiRin

What do you do when you end up on a massive island with a mature babe with massive tits, and a half naked body? For a lot of you, it's a no-brainer! You fuck the shit out of her!

The Henge no Jutsu allows the user to take the appearance of whatever they choose. When Naruto isn't allowed within the market to buy some food he desperately needs, he comes up with a perfect solution to his problem; the Oiroke no Jutsu, his own version of the henge. But what happens when he isn't able to transform back into his original self? [Fem!Naruto x Sakura] AU

What would have happened if Sakura had been seeking out strength earlier? Well I'll tell you, she would have run into Genma while reading and that's how it started. Maybe She will end up catching some ninja's eyes, who knows!

naruto tenia una relacion de siete años con sasuke ya que se conocian porque eran vecinos y se enamoraron despues de siete años sasuke le propone matrimonio y el acepta pero había alguien que no estaba feliz y esa era karin la hermana de naruto ya que estaba celosa (el resto del resumen,dentro del capitulo) mpreg

Inuzuka SI. End of description...You wanted more? Okay, fine! SI that's not a power fantasy! How about that? Better? No? What do you mean no! Sorry, that's all I got. I mean, there's tons of stuff in here. But, like, putting any of it in the description is like a huge spoiler soooo. Here. Inuzuka SI. Takes-Its-Time. OC-heavy. There.

A life without love or purpose is a world without a name. One year after saving the world yet again, Naruto Uzumaki fallen into depression no longer knew which direction he was to take in life. But then a lie called him to Kirigakure, and there he falls in love with Mei Terumi, and together with their friends discover love and purpose. Because they are alive now.

The Uchiha elders decide that Madara should have an arranged marriage to a Hyuuga kunoichi in order to strengthen the clan. However, Madara never quite imagined someone else making that important life decision for him. Will he choose the clans priority over his own feelings for a certain old friend? Or will their bond be the start of a village hidden in the leaves? HashiMada Yaoi.

People forget what truly makes a shinobi terrifying: Ingenuity, stealth, versatility, and creativity. Too many rookies focus entirely on brute strength. Oh, if only they could see the little monsters in the shadows, laughing at their ignorance. Laughing as they step straight into a certain blonde brat's trap, a fatal prank, that'll be remembered for centuries. Trap Master Naruto!

Naruto and Sasuke were attacted and naruto gets hurt. feelings come alive, secrets reviled, and bonds formed. narusasu slight yaoi and a caring kurama

In the quiet, ever-bustling Hidden Leaf Village, a young boy named Naruto Uzumaki stumbles upon a discovery that will change the course of his life and those around him forever, altering the grand tapestry of the world of ninja arts.at the tender age of five, Naruto stumbles upon a hidden passageway to a secret library, filled with scrolls depicting various shinobi arts .

When Hinata accidentaly confesses her feelings to Naruto, things get a little bit crazy. But Sasuke is wanting to be with her, can Naruto save her from Sasuke? Who seems to be getting more and more abusive by the day. Rated T for abuse and sex talk.