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"I'm hungry."
Pen paused on her report, Judy refused to look up when she said, "You're always hungry. Do your paperwork."
A few scratches of a pencil on paper later came, "Are we done yet?"
Judy stayed her pen, again, and closed her eyes before saying, "For the tenth time, No."
A few more scratches, followed by something being erased, then a sigh.
"I'm bored."
Judy continued to look at her mostly filled-out form and ground out, "You're doing paperwork, it's supposed to be boring. That's the whole point."
"Nu-uh."
"Nicholas P.—"
A wadded-up ball of paper rolled across their shared desk, onto Judy's report form, and came to rest directly under her nose."
Judy grabbed the paper ball and did a no-look, sideways toss over her head where the ball arced into the trashcan on the floor.
"Nice shot."
A moment later, a paper ball from Nick's side of the desk arced over to the trashcan, hit the lip, and bounced in.
"Woo Hoo, go fox go."
Judy half-rolled her eyes but couldn't finish because a paper ball bounced off her forehead and back into Nick's paws.
Judy put her pen down and, glaring at her partner, said, "What did you just do?"
"This," said Nick, smiling as he tossed the ball back at Judy's head.
Judy head-butted the ball into the trashcan.
Nick's muzzle dropped open.
"Soccer."
Nick picked up a ruler and motioned toward Judy.
Judy finished her eye roll this time before tossing a chest-high paper ball at Nick.
Who batted it into the trashcan with a nice swing of the ruler.
"Baseball."
Judy smirked and nodded for Nick's next move.
Nick thought for a second and lofted a ball to Judy so it would land on her report.
Of course, it never landed. Judy's paws came together, and she bumped it nicely into the trashcan.
"Volleyball."
Nick rolled a piece of paper into a half-funnel and waited.
Judy scrunched her brows in confusion but tossed a paper ball his way.
Nick scooped it out of the air with his makeshift cesta and flung it into the trashcan.
"Jai alai."
Judy grabbed an old-style wooden fan and made a bring-it motion with her other paw.
Nick bounced the next ball in the middle of the space between them, and…
Judy smacked the ball with her 'paddle,' and the ball slammed into the trashcan.
"Ping pong."
Nick motioned to Judy with a fly swatter for a high one. She obliged, and Nick grand-slammed the ball with his 'racket' directly into the trashcan, almost knocking it over.
"Tennis."
Judy reached for her tranq gun and—
Nick waved her off, "Darts?"
Judy shrugged and holstered her weapon.
Nick jumped out of his chair and turning the trashcan on its side in the hallway outside their shared cube, stepped back into their space and rolled an extra large paper ball into the trashcan.
"Bowling."
Judy nudged Nick away and, rolling her own smaller ball into the trashcan, said, "Duck pins."
As Judy smirked and Nick chuckled, a paper ball came from behind them both, bounced off Nick's head onto Judy's, and then arced toward the trashcan, where it landed and rolled right in.
Both turned to see Chief Bogo glaring at them with his arms folded across his chest.
"Billiards. Now, both of you get back to your reports."