Author's note: This is what I do with my Master in Translation English-French: I write questionable stories with even more questionable puns as titles. To my French readers: I am so sorry for the terrible pun. This title and idea came to me right before I went to sleep earlier this week and clearly my brain isn't at its brightest then.

This is part of the Access Denied universe. You don't necessarily have to have read that twoshot first, but it might help to follow the context of this one.

Warnings: Naruto's pov; alternate universe; yakuza; Sugar Daddy Sasuke; established slash; references to violence; character death; implied mature content

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto owns it. I just have too much imagination when it comes to this series.

I hope you'll like it!

Bone Appétit

There had been no shortage of people telling him he ran his mouth too much. He was too loud, he talked too much, he didn't know how to shut up … He had heard it all. Most people hadn't really minced their words. He had learnt to laugh away all those comments, even the most hurtful ones. What else could he do after all? The group who could tolerate his talking was very small. There had been his parents, of course, before they had been brutally murdered. Jiraiya, his godfather, was basically obligated to tolerate his chatting; the busty doctor that Naruto had semi-adopted as his grandmother, Tsunade, somehow got added to the group as well. Gaara, his best friend, was part of the group too and then there was Sasuke.

Uchiha Sasuke. Tycoon, heartthrob of the country, one of the most desired men alive, one of the most powerful yakuza leaders and Naruto's boyfriend. He and Naruto shouldn't even be playing on the same field, let alone the same league, yet somehow they did. Somehow they had found each other and as it turned out, Sasuke didn't mind his overly busy mouth. He didn't mind Naruto's chattering and he especially seemed to appreciate –

"Get rid of him," Sasuke ordered in a cold, dismissive voice. He lowered his gun; the silencer on it the only reason why their ears weren't currently ringing.

"Entirely or do you want to give him the special treatment?" Shikamaru asked, not sounding particularly interested in either option.

That was just how the guy was, though, Naruto had discovered a while ago. He was amongst the most laidback people Naruto had ever met, yet somehow worked both for the Uchiha and for the police. It was a juxtaposition Naruto didn't really understand and he wasn't certain whether he would ever hear the full story.

Sasuke contemplated the question and glanced at Naruto for a moment before he turned back to Shikamaru. "The special treatment," he decided and smirked. "Let them wonder which clan he pissed off and how. That'll keep them busy for a while, I imagine."

"That's one way of putting it," Shikamaru snorted before he bent down and grabbed Danzo's lifeless body by the collar of his ruined shirt.

As he dragged the dead body behind him out of the room, the small hole in Danzo's head left a smear of blood on the floor. It was barely a trickle compared to the large blood pool which had formed in the corner of the room that had become Danzo's residence over these past couple of months. The walls and that part of the floor were basically painted with his blood; the majority of it having turned a rusty brown over the course of the past weeks. As promised, Sasuke had been meticulous in taking care of Danzo, having the older man constantly balance between life and death until Naruto had decided it had been enough.

It had been liberating, watching Danzo pay for what he had done to Naruto's parents. For years that son of a bitch had believed he had got away with their murders, had continued to live his life as if he had done nothing wrong. For years Naruto had felt powerless, too weak to take it up against a giant like Danzo. That was until he had met Sasuke. The sight of the once so prideful, so arrogant Danzo begging for his life, snot, tears and blood dripping down his face …

Naruto shuddered, a part of him aware of the way Sasuke was looking at him.

He had never been one to revel in the agony of others, but for Danzo he had gladly made an exception. To see Danzo pay for everything he had done, Naruto had gladly put his morals aside. What had his morals given him in all those years when Danzo had been free to walk around? Who knew how many other families Danzo had ruined because of his greediness, because he had believed himself to be untouchable? He wouldn't be able to hurt another person again, however. It had taken too long, but finally Danzo was no longer a threat.

All thanks to Sasuke.

"What are you thinking about?" Sasuke questioned offhandedly and sat down in the only armchair available in this room.

It had been brought down here more than a month ago to give Naruto a front seat to Danzo's punishment. It had been put close enough to the corner that Naruto had been able to see everything, yet still at a distance that would ensure he wouldn't get blood splatters over him if the punishment would grow a bit too harsh.

Naruto watched Sasuke make himself comfortable in the chair, resting one leg across the other one while he idly dismantled his gun. Seeing those slender, elegant fingers – fingers which had prodded harshly into cuts; fingers which had rubbed both vinegar and salt over every wound inflicted on Danzo's body; fingers which had clenched around the handles of knives before dragging those blades across already bleeding skin – take apart the gun swiftly made Naruto's mouth dry up, remembering what that gun had done just now. What Sasuke had done for him.

This wasn't the first time it hit Naruto just how far the dark haired man had been willing to go for him, but today that knowledge set him ablaze from within, had him clenching and unfurling his fists. It had him drawn towards Sasuke as if the older man was the flame and he just a helpless moth, entranced by the man's brilliance.

Black eyes glistened in the low hanging light when Naruto paused right in front of him, turned half-lidded when Naruto's tongue peeked out to lick his lips. Naruto leant forwards, bracing his hands on Sasuke's thighs. The left corner of Sasuke's mouth pulled up slightly and he tilted his head back so that he could keep looking at Naruto, raising an eyebrow.

"I was thinking that I haven't thanked you properly yet for all that you've done for me," Naruto answered, letting his fingers dance across Sasuke's thighs.

"Oh? You want to thank me properly then?" Sasuke asked huskily.

That voice had done things to Naruto from pretty much the very first moment he had heard Sasuke speaking and this time was no different. Sasuke's voice washed over him, both warm and tempting, a far cry from the cold harsh voice he had used not even five minutes ago to tell Danzo he had overstayed his welcome. Knowing how ruthless Sasuke could be to those he considered to be less than cockroaches, while he was so gentle towards Naruto …

"Of course," Naruto said and promptly sank to his knees, dragging his hands across Sasuke's thighs, down to his legs before snaking them back up so that he could unzip Sasuke's trousers.

Sasuke's eyes were definitely glinting now as he spread his legs, caging Naruto between them, while his right hand rested over the empty gun next to him on the arm of the chair. In spite of what he had just done, Sasuke's body was quick to react underneath Naruto's hands the second Naruto managed to lower the zipper completely, pulling down the boxers as far as he could. The floor was cold and unforgiving underneath his knees, but Naruto didn't even register the discomfort as he eyed Sasuke's girth appreciatively. If there was one thing he had discovered during the course of their relationship, it was that he absolutely loved sucking off Sasuke. There was something about the weight in his mouth, the knowledge that he was the only one who got to see Sasuke like this, the only one allowed to be this close to him, that drove Naruto completely wild.

He spared a moment wondering whose reward this actually was – his or Sasuke's – before he brought his head down and opened his mouth, engulfing Sasuke's member between his lips. The faint hint of salt had him squeezing Sasuke's thighs and above him Sasuke hummed quietly. The man was still calm, just sitting there with one hand over his gun and the other loosely balled underneath his cheek and Naruto took that as a personal challenge. He allowed himself a brief moment to take a breath before he sank his mouth down completely, taking more and more of Sasuke in his mouth until he almost brushed against the back of his throat. He pulled away teasingly slow, lavishing attention on the thick girth with his tongue, tracing the faint ridges until it almost popped out of his mouth. He sank down just as slowly and would be grinning if his mouth wasn't so full now when Sasuke's left leg twitched faintly.

"If you're going to use that pretty mouth to thank me, do it properly," Sasuke admonished him and tugged warningly at some blond locks.

The faint sting had Naruto involuntarily moaning and above him Sasuke inhaled sharply. Those fingers paused in Naruto's hair before they tightened – the only warning he gave before he abruptly shoved Naruto's head down, forcing himself entirely into the blond's mouth. Knowing he had been playing with fire by starting so slow, Naruto had actually been prepared for that move and so he managed not to choke – but only just. He tapped Sasuke's inner thigh to let him know he had understood the message and Sasuke's hand relaxed against the back of his head. He didn't remove it, but Naruto didn't mind. He loved the way Sasuke's hand cupped the back of his head as he started bobbing his head up and down, taking more and more of Sasuke inside his mouth with each slide down until he hit the back of his throat. He paused then and deliberately swallowed, giving himself an imaginary pat on his back for having overcome his gag reflex ages ago.

He was rewarded with a low moan and that emboldened him to keep going, massaging Sasuke with his tongue, listening to the absolutely filthy sounds his mouth was making as he pulled away and slid down again, never even giving Sasuke the chance to pull away. There was spit sliding down the corners of his mouth and a buzzing noise filled his ears as the rest of the world fell out of focus; all his attention solely aimed at the cut off groans and moans that were now more freely pouring out above him.

If anybody had told him two years ago that he would one day enjoy sucking off a guy and even get off from that, he would have laughed straight into their faces before potentially kicking his arse. Now he wondered how he could have ever thought he wouldn't enjoy such a thing. He might be the one on his knees now, but he had all the power here. He had Sasuke's pleasure in his hands – in his mouth, whatever – and he was the only one who would ever have that. What was not to enjoy about that?

Sasuke's hips started to roll forwards as he started to fuck Naruto's mouth; a silent sign that he was getting close. Taking a deep breath, Naruto slid his mouth all the way down and flicked his gaze upwards for the first time, gazing up at Sasuke through his eyelashes. He knew the sight of him on his knees looking up at Sasuke was a sight the older man loved to see and tonight wasn't an exception. The second their eyes locked, Sasuke cursed, grabbed Naruto's head and held him down as he spilt inside his mouth. Naruto did his best to swallow everything, feeling almost delirious from the taste of it, but some of it still dripped down the corner of his mouth when he finally pulled away, giving his aching jaw its much deserved rest.

Still breathing heavily, Sasuke leant down and cupped Naruto's face, swiping his thumbs across his mouth.

"Always loved that pretty mouth of yours," he muttered hoarsely before he grabbed Naruto by his arms and hauled him up onto his lap to kiss him roughly.

Naruto smiled into their kiss, meeting the intensity of it head on as he slipped his arms around Sasuke's shoulders, moaning when Sasuke's tongue touched his.

As it turned out, Sasuke was one of the very few who didn't mind his chattering – or the other things he could do with his mouth.

The End

AN2: My mind, it's weird, I'm sorry, guys. I'll do my best to have an update for I Choose You! and for Signed, Sealed, Secure ready this weekend! Now I'm off to bed, because the clock is glaring at me.

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