Take five young adult ninjas, add alcohol and an inappropriate nickname that pisses said person off, and you get five guys comparing the sizes of their dicks.

"H-he's...following me!" She thought, going into hysterics. In which the boys becomes OOC, and ends up freaking out the girls with their behavior - since, you know, it was the exact behavior they have shown to their crushes. NaruHina, SasuSak, ShikaIno, and NejiTen. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

There are some things you just don't tell people. (Includes most Naruto characters.)

It's Naruto's birthday! Or it was... Sadly it's not one day that Naruto suffers through, it's the whole of October! As Naruto slowly descends into depression and self loathing, can Sakura pull him out of it? Perhaps with Booze? Who knows! Rated M for Alcohol use, Language, Mature themes, and a Lemon

Sasuke always wanted to get rid of the looks of lust the people of the village shot him, wanting to have people that truly cared for him. Then there was Naomi, she was sick of the looks of hatred everyone directed her and wanted to get respect and live like any normal person. One day, Sasuke dreams of himself as the blonde girl. Naomi in turns dreams of herself as the last Uchiha.

Sakura yang menunggu Sasuke pulang sekolah mendapat perintah untuk pulang terlebih dulu malah bersikeras untuk bertahan. Bagaimana kah Sasuke menghadapi kekeraskepalaan kekasihnya tersebut? / Drabble / Gabisa bikin Summary

Chaos erupted everywhere. The once quiet and calm forest was up in flames and the smell of human coming closer and fast filled the forest. Howls and orders were being shouted all around to every male in the pack. She looks around and sees her home being invaded and thinks if she didn't do what she did then she wouldn't have given those humans the way to the cave, her home. AU

A short story about a pink-haired boy named after cherry blossoms and his life as he tries to overcome the frailty associated with his namesake. (Includes boy!Sakura)

En la aldea de Konoha tres personas se enfrentaran a nuevos retos, nuevos proyectos y el pago de pecados pasados. Pero ese trayecto no será fácil y podrían encontrarse en caminos cruzados con quien menos se esperan. Nuevo Proyecto dedicado a la Sociedad del Sharingan Plateado, en especial a mi amiga y hermana Golin.

Obito takes Sakura on as his apprentice and leaves her with the Akatsuki, as the years go by the goals of the organization change thanks to the pink haired girl, people change once they meet Sakura and things happen that will set in motion events that will change the Ninja World. Formerly Named The Masked Man

Una chica con super habilidades es secuestrada y en un intento de escapar se transporta hacia un mundo diferente , pero renace con una nueva apariencia que harías si volvieras a escribir de nuevo toda tu vida, Acompaña a nuestra protagonista a esta interesante aventura dentro del universo del ninja rubio.

naruto adalah anak disingkirkan klan namikaze karena di anggap keluarganya akan mengganggu pertumbuhan sang kakak yang merupakan jinchuriki kyuubi yang membutuhkan kasih sayang khusus dan ia di adopsi oleh shikaku Nara dan yoshino Nara. Dapatkah dirinya memperoleh kedamaian ?

A general banished from his world lands in the elemental nations, with a shocking use of the same language and knowledge of demons, how will this man shake things up. OC centic story, parings OC/Saku Naru/Hina and the rest are undecided

"-¿Quieres cachorros con la hembra? -replicó el animal sin inmutarse por el tono de su amo. -Entonces hazlo ahora, que está en época fértil -concluyó olfateando el aire para corroborar sus palabras. -¿Ahora, estás seguro? -preguntó Kakashi con curiosidad." Escribí esto en el 2012, usando la cuenta 99hatake. La recuperé y volví a escribirla. KakaSaku.

Lamaran ditolak tukang sunat bertindak? Apa ini keliru? Oh tentu tidak, yang salah adalah Authornya/Ketika Sasuke dihadapkan pada pilihan yang warbyazah dan mempertaruhkan nyawa (?)nya, yang pasti storynya… ah sudahlah! /Another(hell)story by Bougenville, mari kita tinggalkan diksi (gagal) dewa dan kemasoan Sakura sejenak dari Redemption/Baca dulu biar gak mati(?)penasaran

"Don't interfere. Don't get attached. Remain unbiased." he knew those words by heart but he couldn't bear to watch those people who he has called comrades die in front of his eyes. "You're only here to record our world's history. Nothing more, nothing less." He didn't know what to follow. "You're one of the potential heirs of our clan, Nao. Remember that." His heart or his clan. SI

NarufemSasu/Menyaksikan kematian kedua orang tuanya dihadapakan mata sendiri membuat Kurama menjadi sosok pemuda yang hidup penuh dendam dan berambisi untuk membunuh pria bertato ular dan mengganti identitasnya menjadi Naruto dan masuk kedalam akademi Konoha Intelligence Agency namun pertemuannya dengan dokter cantik tapi cool membuat hidupnya sedikit lebih berwarna. DLDR/Xavier/

Kamu berhasil membuat aku nyaman. Akupun takut akan kehilanganmu. Maunya terus sama kamu . tapi semua itu hanya harapanku saja . (hinata) author newbie

"Sudahlah, masih banyak waktu untuk membalaskan dendammu. Dan sepertinya kamu sudah melakukannya." / maaf ada perombakan dari chap 3.. arigatou buat semuanya..

What if the Kakashi Chronicles had never happened? Obito stays in the village, Rin lives, Kakashi never receives the Sharingan, and Naruto's parents survive. But there are still many evils in the world, can Naruto handle them? Or will the Akastuki prevail? NaruAyame NaruSaku SasuAyame RinObito KakaRin

In this AU Naruto is much more closely tied to his father's personality and as a result his impact on the ninja world will change drastically, watch Naruto as he carries the will his father left behind while surpassing the man in the process. Naruto/Fem-Sasuke pairing.

Something happened when Naruto was born which the Sandaime cannot explain. Instead of Naruto, the Kyuubi Jinchuriki, there were twin boys, known as the Kyuubi twins. This name was often used by the adults and the older generation of Konoha. Twin brothers in this story. Naruto will be quieter, Menma will be like Naruto's character. No Pairings yet, maybe some down the track.

Naruto had lived a happy life, no hate, no violence, only training with his mother. His father taught him a few times, but his mother was his best friend. When his parents died, he had to live on through the sad times. Who knew that a blind Shinobi could become one of the best Swordsman in the Elemental Nations. Another fic. about an older blind Naruto. Pairings undecided

Walking the dark alleys on the streets of Konoha, marked a change for the you protaganist. His heart beating readily as his legs moved him out of harms way, only to be paralyzed by something out of this world. Who knew that these things could change the Naruto-verse forever. Slightly grey Naruto, No-Pairing as of yet. M rated just to be sure

[Tabla: Ideas Extrañas o Absurdas de tu OTP] [Exageración y Parodia de Clichés] 02. Engañado vilmente por la zorra del colegio. Su novia, la chica más popular lo estaba engañando y él no lo vio venir. Pero Hinata también estaba buena.