Summary: Neji, a king, is being pressured to have kids. However, he rejects the thought of having a Queen. So what does he do? He goes to the local whore house and gets him a prostitute. Tenten is the last of her clan, and wants revenge. Will she choose hatred over love? Or will the dragon inside of her learn peacefulness?

Everyone knows that jokers are wild cards. Unpredictable and dangerous in the right hands. What happens when the joker turns out to be a queen in disguise, that is going to rock the ninja world to it's very foundation. Fem!Naru, Crazy!Naru, select character bashing.

A Birthday is coming up and Hinata wants to bake a cake. What happens when she asks Sasuke to taste it for her? Nothing good! Written for xclubearx on Da for her b-day.

Sasuke has a confession to make. One-shot

Hinata has been captured and is overjoyed to find out that someone is saving her. If only she knew that it wasn't Naruto...

Sasuke has to watch over the Hyuga mansion with Hinata one stormy night. And slowly he realized something. Sasuke's pov.

Naruto was left alone as his twin sister Naomi was trained by his parents Kushina and Minato, leaving him to bask in the darkness. So what should he do? He'll rise up and stir the shinobi world in a maelstrom. Wise Naruto, Strong Naruto.

Road to Ninja AUish! What happens when Sasuke meets with the mysterious masked man and gets send to the Canon Naruto universe? And what happens when he sees the shy Hinata he talked to just days ago? There will definitely be chaos!

Road to Ninja AU! What happens when Sasuke forces his love onto Hinata? M for a reason!

Hinata will know how it feels when Sasuke invades her personal space. Complete! One-shot

Sasuke longs for Naruto, but the scheming Orochimaru and Kabuto won't allow their love to blossom. Kabuto also fights an addiction to DiGiorno's rising crust pizza. Rated M for sexual content and potty humor.

Chieko didn't care for much in the world. She just wanted to live her solitary life doing her job to the village until she died. So when Kankuro comes around ready to wreak havoc in her life, how long is it going to take before she finally snaps and her world catches on fire? KankuroxOC

Uchiha Itachi is a local warlord, the rest of the Akatsuki are his rude, reluctant lackeys (they're probably just there to kill time) and our poor OC is undergoing some mild psychological torture. AU, Rated M for violence only.

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J'ai plus d'inspi pour faire des fic drôles. Voici comment j'en ai retrouvé, en me disant cette phrase-ci c'est juste n'importe quoi, même la fin n'a pas de sens. Aucun couple, sauf si vous avez l'esprit tordu! Bonne lecture! (présence de gros-mots ;) )

The 4th Shinobi war is over. Temari and Shikamaru are struggling to go back to normal life after the devastating war. A diplomatic visit to Konoha is the chance to take a step forward on their friendship. Shikatema. Post-War. Complete.

"Je suis seul, j'ai peur. Immobile dans ma chambre, je les vois et les entends, tous, se moquer de moi. Je crois devenir fou... Naruto, sors-moi de là!" Sasuke croit clairement voir et entendre les villageois se moquer de lui. Au fil des jours, il appelle à l'aide à Naruto, et décide d'aller le retrouver lorsqu'il ressent que ce dernier tente de se tuer. POV Sasuke, Naruto x Sasuke

RE-UPLOADED: After the massacre, Sasuke is taken in by the Hyuuga clan and is betrothed to Neji. Despite years in the same household, only cold and empty gazes pass between them. What they will have is a loveless union, both of them know and accept it. But sometimes... hearts change. Neji x fem!Sasuke

: Idol itu tidakboleh berpacaran tapi siapa yang tahu kehidupan mereka di balik layar? / SasuHina/Warning Inside

UA - Le réveillon de Nouvel An est ce soir mais Sasuke est encore chez Naruto à l'aider pour ses examens ratés. Alors qu'il s'apprête à partir, son frère l'appelle : la neige l'empêche de rentrer à la maison. Il décide donc de rester chez son ami...

Naruto chercher à savoir ce qu'il y a derrière les lunettes de Shino. Finalement il y arrive, et vient déranger Sasuke qui était également en pleine reflexion sur cet Aburame. Mais la découverte de Naruto ne va pas se passer comme prévu... Petit One-Shot complètement con

This is the story of how the 7th Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village days his daily routine early in the morning. This is a NaruHina fanfic and is my first. All characters are credited to Masashi Kishimoto.

Saat seorang mangaka seinen ingin beralih menjadi mangaka bagi anak-anak, akankah keinginannya berjalan mulus? [AU]

Her life could not get any worse! Firstly she had 'accidently' killed her entire village and family. But now as she flees from the place she had once called home she runs into two of the most notorious Akatsuki members. Really? Could her life get any worse? Well, yes. Much. Worse. First summary sorry if it sucks.

C'était un petit rectangle de papier blanc, tout ce qu'il y a de plus ordinaire en matière de carte d'invitation. Plus étrange était la raison de sa présence ici, entre ses mains. Mais après tout, pourquoi pas ? songea-t-elle en se mordant la lèvre. Elle ne risquait pas grand chose à accepter, si ?