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Untuk Savers Contest: Banjir TomatCeri — "Ketahuilah, Nak. Ada banyak hal menarik yang terjadi di kehidupanku sebelum kau dilahirkan. Dan adalah tugasku untuk menceritakan padamu hal-hal menarik tersebut." — sasuke/sakura.

Minato entra a la casa de los Uzumaki. Todo está callado. Sólo puede ver la figura de Kushina quitándose los zapatos. Traga gordo. Están solos. Él y ella solos en el mismo espacio, respirando el mismo oxigeno y los ojos de Kushina parecen decir algo.

In which a hateful orphanage matron takes what is perhaps from her perspective a more sensible choice, and leaves little baby Naruto in the forest to the wolves. She didn't expect him to survive. Bloodline!Naruto

Who knew that hospitals could be so stressful? Sakura does. After a long day of hard work, what's the best way to get rid of all that pent up tension? Only Naruto knows the answer.

Ninja sekelas anggota Akatsuki pun perlu hiburan di tengah kegiatan tak jelas mereka. Tentu saja untuk mencegah terjadinya kasus bunuh diri—ataupun kabur dari Akatsuki, Pein mengadakan acara kecil-kecilan menyenangkan versinya sendiri; memancing. Cover is not mine. RnR?

SasuSaku, One Kiss is all it took for Sasuke's life to be turned upside down when he encounters an unexpected friend. AU (i'm guessing the summary is not descriptive enough...cat/feline...guess who's the cat?)

SasuHina. Contrary to how she knew Naruto, the things Hinata knew of Sasuke...was next to zero, much to the Uchiha's frustration because the basic facts about him were supposed to be "common knowledge". How come she didn't know?

Te sientas en el parque para disfrutar de la belleza de la vida; y entre lo que contemplas con atención a tu alrededor, se encuentra un guapo e intrigante chico: Lleva consigo una rosa amarilla, y sus tennis naranja van muy enlodados. Su vida te interesa mucho, y luego la tuye le interesará a él... NH/AU/One-shot.

Había momentos en la noche en los que parecía que la oscuridad de esta lo consumía

Su mirada, su sonrisa, sus besos, sus caricias, como me mira, como me hace suya, me excita y me estremezco de solo pensar en que SOY SUYA. Aunque él no sabe que es MIO. Si no me ve, me ama. Cuando me ve, es como si no existiera. No puedo decirle: "Mírame! Aquí estoy! Soy yo a quien llamas en las noches, con quien sueñas, a quien amas a ciegas".. Él no me creería...

"P-please… A-anybody... Please kill me-e." Hinata couldn't take anymore. she wanted to kill herself. what will happen to hinata Hyuga? will she commit Suicide or will someone save hinata from this hell hole? who will mend Hinata's broken self?

this happen after the pein attack on the village and Naruto has yet to answer Hinata which is very sad its a little short cause i could think of anything else to write but there will be more

What would happen after Naruto 685 in my world. Spoilers if you haven't read it! SasuSaku

...exatamente como todas as vezes. Até aí nada que eu nunca tinha vivido, e vinte minutos depois as coisas mudaram. Eu a vi entrando. E naquele momento nunca passaria pela minha cabeça que ela me deixaria apaixonado algum tempo depois. Não era nada incomum pra mim: ver uma garota bonita, olhar um pouco e nunca mais esbarrar com ela. Só que no meu caso, o destino foi mais generoso.

Y es que existen cosas que una mujer ya sea por costumbre, sociedad, educación o cualquier razón generalmente debe saber hacer. Kushina no estaba dentro de esto y a Minato tampoco le importaba demasiado, pero nadie podía culparla por desesperarse al respecto. [Mini Historias][Tercera: Cosméticos]

I was far from the upstanding citizen in my previous life; why would I be any different in this one, where the notion of survival of the fittest dominated? The fact that I knew the future was quite the advantage considering who I'd been reborn as. OC-insert OC!Sasuke

NARUTO FINDING HINATA BEHIND THE TREE ONCE MORE FROM HER SPYING ON HIM AGAING BUT THIS TIME HE WALKED UP TO HER TO TELL HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS FEELINGS

They were to be the sword of a nation, and many predicted their greatness. But an ill wind followed the secret son of the Fourth Hokage. A wind from which the scions of Konoha's two great houses - Hyuga and Uchiha - were not exempt. Be warned of the tale of sorrow to come, though at world's end you may glimpse the foretelling of a glorious tomorrow... (RE-WRITTEN! RE-POSTING!)

Anthology / 03. Because they- her and him- they were not like the others to begin with. Sakura and Sasuke, Sasuke and Sakura- star crossed lovers, Ino had called them. She thinks she's beginning to believe that.

Izuna wants a partner, a pretty ring and a child if everybody else has them, but the only person available to do that with is Tobirama…Oh boy. AU, Crack, One-shot.

Sasuke gets a cootie shot. Sasu/Saku fluff, Ita/Saku Bromance. For the SasuSaku Month 2014. Prompt: Indestructible.

. "Kau memang tidak berubah Chery. Kau lebih bisa berdandan dibanding Sakura." /"Tenang saja pig, kau tidak akan menyesal ikut dalam permainanku kali ini. Dan kau harus memanggilku Sakura, bukan Chery saat di sekolah."/ "Memangnya siapa yang ingin kita taklukkan kali ini?" /"Ini seperti permaian catur Ino." / "Bukankah kita butuh pion-pion sebelum melawan raja."

Check Naruto as he sets out to prove himself, lemon style. Please be warned that this is a lemon fic with suggested lemon encounters but NO yaoi. Please don't read if you do not like lemons. Suggestions for future chapters are also welcomed here.