"Where's my cream asshole?" "Gaara you shouldn't say cream. It sounds dirty." "It only sounds dirty to you." "Because I'm just a naughty naughty fellow." - GaaKan. NOT INCEST. Rated T for mild language and sexual related themes.

Sabaku no Gaara wanted a friend. Except… dragging the other children back by their ankles to play with him didn't seem to work how he wanted it to. Then Rock Lee happened. No actual pairings

Not yesterday, not yesterday but long ago… In the world before there was the sun and the moon, only the stars existed, a wild untamable tiger stalked the heavens. note the language used for the dialogue is Swahili provided by Google. Sorry 4 da mistakes

Sometimes true love can be closer than you think. Yaoi, unbetaed, shapeshifting, canonish AU. Naruto/Jiraiya, Naruto/Sasuke, hinted Jiraiya/Naruto and Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

Sakura tem algumas surpresas no natal.. One escrita para o concurso da comu Itachi & sakura..O tema é amigo secreto, espero que gostem!

I wrote this when I was like 9 or something...all I know is that it's old...heh...

Murmullo... No había nada más divertido que jugar a las escondidas - opinión de Ino. No había nada mas aburrido que jugar a las escondidas - opinión de Shikamaru. Por un mundo con más ShikaIno!

Cómo se debe actuar cuando por primera vez te sientes enamorado? Qué se debe hacer cuando esa persona no te corresponde? SasuHina

Gai's team is out on one heck of a mission! They have to retreat and end up finding shelter. What more can a wound to the all mighty Huyga's arm then bring people together! Well, you'll just have to find out for yourself. Better then it sounds!

This is a Chronicles of Riddick/Naruto crossover. Riddick runs across a mob killing a certain blonde and steps in. Please R & R PLEASE!

What happens when four Akatsuki fangirls are plunged into the Naruto world? And will they make it in the Akatsuki? Will there be love? Yoai? Why am I asking so many things? Read to find out! Very OOC, sorry! DeiXoc ItaXoc SasoXoc HidaXoc PeinXKonan Worning: may be CRACK!

She still loved him Sakura realized. If only it turned out a bit differently, then they might have had a chance, and for the very first time in what seemed like years, Sakura cried. A narusakusasu triagle fic. AU from 300 onward.

Ambos jóvenes asintieron, lo sabían… ¡la próxima campaña sería un éxito!, después de todo y no por nada eran el mejor equipo publicitario del país. -Oneshot, Drabble, Primera Historia :3-

Naruto was born with what could be called, the ultimate bloodline. Complete bodily control. Question is, will he help Konoha, or burn it to the ground? Details inside. semi-evil, smart, semi-godlike, Naruxten Possible harem later on.

The meeting of the five kages is about to begin. Everybody is gathering, but troubles are coming along. Will Naruto save Sasuke? Will Sasuke finally realize what he has left in Konoha? And most importantly, where is Sakura? Read to find out. Spoilers

Mizuki Takahashi is a powerfull enigma. Who will figure her out? Gaara or Sasuke? Fixed please re-read.

A collection of short stories and drabbles of smutty goodness between Kisame and Itachi. KisaIta. Rated M for...well, smut obviously XD.

One-shot short story. just something that came to me. Sasu/naru

After realising she hasn't done a single wild thing in her life, Hinata Hyuuga is frustrated, and she has the perfect outlit for it... Rated M for language and maybe a few lemons.

Naruto, a trouble maker, a knuckle head, these are the main reasons he has moved around from school to school and town to town. Now this is his last chance to get through school, will he make it? Or will he get kicked out again. Rate and Review please

A comedy which is centered around Naruto Hinata, Neji Tenten and the Hyuga clan. What is Hinata doing in a tree and why did everything turn out so unique?

Being in the body of his best friend was bad enough, having to deal with his best friend's parents was driving him insane. But the worst threat to his sanity was being stuck like this forever. / Sasuke-centric./ AU – obviously…

Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.

Naruto comes back after training with Jiraiya for 3 years, to find he wasn’t the only one who grew stronger and matured. Naruto goes on a quest to bring back Sasuke and the Akatsuki interfere. But Hinata's grown as well, and won't let anyone hurt Naruto!

Sasuke will, of course, deny it at first for to admit he had a moral weakness was to admit his imperfection. But then he realises all the things it could masquerade as. AU