This is the 21st chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss.
Warning: This story contains strong language, violence, blood and gore, horny humans, horny demons...and yes, it's for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised.
Unhappy Campers
The scene begins with Blitzo peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. He then immediately runs across to St. An's Hospital and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before he sneaks on the edge to a windowsill.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." Blitzo said in a low whisper.
Blitzo opens a window and tries to get inside, but his head was having a hard time getting inside because his horns are blocking his entrance. He started to make it through, but then he ends up falling in and rolls over.
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!" Blitzo grunts as he crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw him.
However, unbeknownst to him, a hand holding taser shock device comes into the scene and painfully tases him right in the asshole below his tail, making Blitzo seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground with smoke fussing out of him.
"Well, if it isn't the deadbeat." The female nurse said as Blitzo gets back up after his painful tase and burshes his sleeves.
"Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face." Blitzo mocks.
The scene pans over to the source of the voice, one of the nurses in charge of the rehab facility, who crossed her arms.
"You ain't gettin' here. How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?"
Despite being tased, Blitzo doesn't seem all hurt and brushes his coat.
"As many as it to get off me." Blitzo answered, turns back to the nurse with a glare. "Now, enough with this foreplay. Where's Barb?"
"She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business."
"Wait, what?" Blitzo said surprisingly, yet confused as he comes over to the nurse with his hands shrug. "How? This is- wh- where the fuck did she go?"
The nurse is skeptical of his intentions and brings up a taser to his face, making Blitzo so nervous and anxious that his tail straightened up and his arms down in fear.
"Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown."
"You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch?" Blitzo asks, regaining his composure and stares down at the nurse.
"Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared..."
Blitzo realizes that the nurse isn't all afraid of him and sighs.
"Ugh...Fine!" Blitzo said in defeat.
Blitzo walks back to the window to climb out of the room. Halfway through, the nurse calls back to him.
"Blitzo, she's got a job now, a life."
The scene changes back to the point of view of Blitzo trying to exit out through the window.
"Don't fuck it up by finding her."
"Oh, that's nice." Blitzo said in annoyance. "Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy-LIIIIPS!?"
Blitzo loses his grip and falls from the building, ends up crashing into the ground as a cat screech in fright offscreen.
The scene changes to the office inside of the I.M.P. HQ where Antauri, Striker, Moxxie, and Millie were taking to a sinner client when Blitzo burst open the door, now covered in bush leaves, bruises, and dirt all over his clothes and body, walks pass the five of them in a dejected manner. Moxxie calls him to get his attention.
"Sir! There's a client here who wants to-"
Blitzo doesn't heard him and interrupted Moxxie when he opens the door to his office and slamming it shut loudly. Moxxie and Millie took a second to stare in confusion at Blitzo's foul mood today before turning back to the client.
"Not a word or even bothered us, wonder what's up with him?" Antauri asks, confused.
"Who knows? Ain't our business to figure out what's on his ass." Striker told him.
"I'm sorry, you were saying?" Millie said with a nervous chuckle.
"Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one..."
"How could you not know?" Moxxie asks, raising his eyebrow.
"I was just out on the lake when my boat started to sink. Someone had drilled two holes in it. The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse, and they're the only ones who knew I couldn't swim. It had to be them."
While Millie was delightfully smiling, Moxxie had a questionable look on his face.
"Hmm, we don't typically do investigations." Moxxie pondered, places a finger below the chin as he then gestures his thumb to Blitzo's office. "I'll have to check with the boss."
"It won't do us any good, little one." Striker warned him. "I'd stay away if I was you."
Moxxie ignore Striker's warning and moves around the desk behind Millie and stops at the office door before he opens it.
"Uh, pardon moi, sir." Moxxie said casually.
Moxxie sees Blitzo flipping his contacts through his rotary address call file. Blitzo was so preoccupied that he didn't look at Moxxie as he flips through different address files on the rotary.
"Not now, Mox." Blitzo said, peeved.
"Sir, there's a client that needs us to investigate his death, and we don't usually-"
"No tiiiime!" Blitzo growls in annoyance.
"But, sir, we really need the cashflow, and I was thinking maybe-"
Blitzo is now completely irritated with Moxxie interrupting his search that he finally faces him and stopped flipping through his rotary address file.
"What part of 'NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME.' do you not understand?" Blitzo said in irritated tone, starts flipping back his rotary address file cards. "Just handle it yourself."
Moxxie was now surprised and confused at the same time and points to himself.
"You want me to lead?" Moxxie asks, gesturing back to his boss. "On a hit?"
Blitzo is now growing more frustrated with Moxxie and stops flipping his rotary card file while holding his head with one hand to keep cool on what he wanted to say.
"I swear on all that is evil, Mox!" Blitzo snarled, slams both of his hands on his desk. "If you aren't out of my office in negative three seconds-"
Moxxie, not wanting to piss off his boss anymore, but also ecstatic of him giving this chance, grabs the doorknob and salutes him.
"Youuu GOT IT, sir!" Moxxie interrupts.
Moxxie closes the door behind him, his face full of sunshine and excitement. He's so excited about this job that his small little iris in his pupils expands out with stars gleaming bright shine. The scene switches back to the demon client camp counselor and Millie as Moxxie returns with new conference and leans against the desk.
"We'll take the case!" Moxxie said in confident, jabs a thumb to himself. "And I'll be handling this investigation, personally."
Millie looks on at Moxxie with concern and hesitation of her husband. Both Antauri and Striker looks at Moxxie with skeptical look on their faces, wondering if Blitzo really puts him in charge which they kind of doubt it.
"Honey, are you sure?" Millie asks, gestures to Blitzo's office. "What about Blitz?"
"Yeah, what about Blitz?" Antauri asks.
"Honey, honey, please." Moxxie said, turns to her. "Blitz put me in charge this time."
"He did?!" Millie, Antauri, and Striker exclaims in disbelief.
Moxxie heard the disbelief coming from his wife, the white hellhound, and the western imp, narrows his eyes as he looked back at her skeptically. Millie realized her mistake and then corrects her attitude to make her husband feel better.
"Oh! I mean, he...he did!" Millie said nervously when Antauri and Striker gives her 'are you fucking serious?' look.
"I can literally track that fucker down, no problem." Antauri points out.
"And I can kill that son bitch in seconds." Striker adds. "Why aren't we in charge?!"
"You didn't ask." Moxxie told them, causing Antauri and Striker to growl in anger. "Now, this is going to be the cleanest, most well-prepped, most surgical hit we've ever had! Don't worry, sir! We'll find your killer and give him what's coming to him."
Moxxie had second thoughts of who the targeted killer might be and thinks for a while before he corrects himself.
"And/or her...Or they..." Moxxie said, points back at the client when Antauri and Striker run their hand down to their face.
"Fuck my life." Antauri and Striker muttered in annoyance.
The scene cuts back to Blitzo's office, and after so many fruitless search, he's still searching for his sister. He checks on Barbie's profile of her social media profile, where she's not made any effort to prove her profile.
"Why the fuck wouldn't she tell you where she was going?" Blitzo asks in frustration as the scene change to him. "I mean, did you even ask-"
Blitzo's phone started to vibrate, indicating another call.
"Wait, hold on, I'm getting another call." Blitzo said as he answers. "Hellooooooo?...Oh, good!...Did you find-...Really, where?...Thanks, and I promise if we ever get a contract on your children, we'll make it quick and painless, byee!"
Soone as Blitzo ends his call, he puts his phone away and then starts running out of his office, unknowingly run pass Moxxie, Millie, Antauri, and Striker with a police investigation board on the wall that has red strings all over the place that it even extends out of the board. Moxxie was way over his head with the investigation that Millie and Antauri finds the whole thing to be obnoxious.
"Mox...Are you sure this isn't a little...much?" Moxxie questions.
"It's my first lead, Mills. It has to be...perfect." Moxxie points out, turns back to the investigation board. "Now, in front of you, you'll find a comprehensive guide to your cover persona. Memorize it. We've got a lot of work to do."
The scene moves to the summer camp called Camp Ivannahummore, where children and pre-teens can be seen laughing and playing in the background. Across the way, three per-teen girls chat on a picnic beach. Moxxie, Millie, Antauri, and Striker are then shown in the bushes wearing disguises. Both Antauri and Striker were in human disguises wearing camper uniforms. Moxxie is dressed as a 'human' girl while Millie is dressed as a 'human' boy.
"Okay, one last time for safety." Moxxie suggests, fixing his tube top as he speaks in a girly voice. "I'm Moxxine, the hottest, most popular girl at my school, and you are?"
"Your brother, Millard." Millie answered in a guy voice. "I like sports, and fuckin' bitches!"
"Uh, Millie, they're underage and it'll be statutory rape." Antauri warns her.
"Hm, he has a point." Moxxie agrees, putting a hand to the side of his face. "These kids are a bit younger than I was expecting maybe lose that last part."
"Check!" Millie replied in a manly voice.
"What the hell, Mox?!" Antauri exclaims, turns to Moxxie. "Did you just look up 'dudebro' and write down the first fucking thing you saw?"
"No?" Moxxie answered nervously, changing the subject. "Anyway, did you memorize yours and Strikers part?"
"Yeah, and what you came up with is utter garbage." Antauri told him in annoyance. "So, we tossed it out in favor of making up as we go and not making fool of ourselves."
"What?!" Moxxie exclaims in disbelief. "Antauri, I'm in charge of-"
Moxxie shuts himself up when he see Antauri growling at him while Striker aims his revolver at him.
"O-okay, I guess there's nothing wrong with improvision." Moxxie said, chuckled nervously as he regains his composure. "Alright, I think we're ready."
"Keep talking like that around us, and I'll make sure you scream like a bitch you really are." Striker warns him when Millie notices something up ahead and points at it.
"Hey, Mox!" Millie called her husband.
The scene cuts to the cabins where an individual wearing a coat who's carrying a large sack over his back. He checks his surroundings to see if the coast was clear and then sneakily tiptoes to the bushes.
"Check out that shady-lookin' fella over there." Millie said, goes through the binoculars. "I think that's our guy."
"Ahem, Millie...I hardly think pointing out the first guy you see is the proper way to conduct a-"
Moxxie is cut off by Striker kicks him in the dick.
"He warned you." Antauri said in annoyance, looks through the binoculars. "That's definitely him. The bags full of money, and drugs, and what looks like a drill one would use to poke holes in a boat."
The scene cuts back to Moxxie, looking a bit letdown after the obvious observation.
"But-but that's all circumstantial at best!" Moxxie protests in a girly voice. "We need to methodically eliminate all suspects until we can be sure."
The scene phases out to Millie looking annoyed that the suspect was obviously the killer before the scene cuts back through the binoculars to show a boat house. The suspect's pair of eyeballs were visible in the shadows, looking nervously around to see if anyone else spotted him before disappearing behind the door. Unbeknownst to Millie, a singe red eye was seen into the crack right before the scene cuts back to Millie, Moxxie, Antauri, and Striker as she puts aside her binoculars.
"Now he's lookin' around and headed into that locked boathouse we heard about." Millie told him. "That would be the perfect place to-"
Millie notices how visibly upset Moxxie is after making her obvious statement. She reconsiders her thought.
"Fine, Mox." Millie said in defeat. "We'll do it your way."
"Ugh, I'm gonna kill that asshole and be done with it." Antauri said with a groan.
"Same." Striker agrees as he and Antauri begin to make their way to the boathouse when Millie stops them.
"Please, Mox need this." Millie pleads.
"Millie, Moxxie is way over his head and he doesn't know a thing about investigation or how things work." Antauri points out. "Not to mention annoying the way he talks."
"And we get things done much quicker than his method, which is obnoxious." Striker adds.
"I know, but Moxxie really need this, the target won't be going anywhere and we can kill him anytime." Millie told them. "Please, for me?"
She then does puppy eyes and they run their hand down to their face while groaning in annoyance.
"Thanks." Millie said.
"But that doesn't mean I'm going to like it." Antauri said.
Moxxie cheers up and he, Millie, Antauri, and Striker gets up after she puts the binoculars away in the backpack. Moxxie comes forward and observes the scenery to find the perfect human to manipulate to get close to their suspect.
"With my sleuthing skills, your killer eye, and their, uh, everything, we should have this wrapped up in no time." Moxxie said in a girly voice. "Now, we just have to find the kids with the most influence."
He scans the camp horizon until he spots three pre-teen girls at a table talking to each other.
"Oh...target, acquired." Moxxie said with a smirk.
"Might as well blend in with the other counsels." Striker said in reluctance.
"I guess." Antuari said with a sigh in annoyance.
Moxxie adjusts his tank top before he proceeds to head out to meet the girls while Striker and Antauri walks away. Before Millie can joined them, a volleyball rolls over to her. She notices and approaches the ball before one of the campers calls to her.
"Hey!"
Millie looks over to see the kids playing volleyball.
"Hey!"
Millie decides to join them.
Over at the picnic table with the three preteen girls, one girl is talking, one of them is chewing gum and watching something on her phone, and the other is listening to her friends story.
"So, he snorted a whole line of ground-up mints, and tried to convince us he was high. Can you even believe him?"
Suddenly, Moxxie approaches laughing obnoxiously and trying to fit in.
"Ahahahahahaha! Oh, that Derek! What a riot! Riight?" Moxxie said when the girls turn to him and look at him with disgust.
"Um, who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Moxxine, I'm the prettiest girl at my school, and all the boys want me." Moxxie answered in girly voice. "My favorite coloooooor is hot pink. Because normal pink is sooo basic. I like horses, puppies, fast cars, jewelry, and I got my first period last year, it was sooo heavy!"
Moxxie makes his way over to the picnic table and sits down.
"I guess I'm just more mature than your typical preteen." Moxxie continued. "So, you wanna be frieeends?"
The girls stare at him. The first girl looks at Moxxie from head to his toes and noticed that he's a digitigrade and points it out.
"The fuck is wrong with your legs?"
"Wha- Um! Oh! um-uh...I was in an accident?" Moxxie answered nervously.
"The same accident that fucked up your skin? You look like you spent three years in a tanning bed."
"It's uhhhhh...natural?" Moxxie said.
"Ahah! Yeah, you wish. That botch job looks like it cost five bucks in an alley behind Walmart."
"Get lost, you fucking freak!"
Moxxie stands up, obviously hurt and turns to the girls.
"But, I-eeeh..."
The girls all stand up and point in the direction for him to leave. When they looked over to the volleyball court, they notice a new person playing in the field. The scene cuts to Millie enjoying her time playing volleyball. In the girls vision, they see the disguised Millie as a new hot boy on the block with sweat dripping down from her face and her hair swaying behind a bright color background with stars sparkling around her.
"Oh, my god! WHO is THAT?!"
The scene cuts back to the mean girls, all admiring Millie.
"Look how beautifully tan he is."
Moxxie, completely taken back and shocked by the girls turn off form his appears and admiring Millie's own, comes into the scene in front of one of the girls, looks at Millie.
"WHAAAAT?!" Moxxie shouts.
The scene cuts to the main office that was applying for the open councilor's job.
"Wow, they already sent a replacement for the archery instructor? That was quick. Alright, what's your name?"
"Names Joe Shepherd." Striker told him, giving him a fake name. "This little guy next to me is my cousin, Billy Tompson."
"Oh, two new members? Well whatever, welcome to Camp Ivannammore."
They shake hands and head out to familiarize themselves with the camp.
The scene cuts back to Millie, who comes in close around as a camper passes the ball into her.
"I GOT IT!" Millie said in a boyish voice.
In one spectacular movement, Millie leaps up in the air with the sun shining down on her. With such joy in her eyes, Millie gives it all and smacks the ball so that a boom echoed in the air before it rockets right into one of the campers face. He was smacked in the face with a volleyball so hard that his skull was heard being crunched and broken, and his tooth was knocked out before he was slammed into the ground. The impact was so strong that dirt and dust spreads to the volleyball field right when Moxxie, Striker, Antauri, and the mean girls came down to see what has happened. After the dust settles down, the camper who's hit seemed to be on the ground, dead or unconcious with a massive crater underneath him.
"Overkill much?" Antauri quietly muttered.
All of the campers were totally shocked and even the Lifeguard Dude was completely taken back. He removes his sunglasses to see that the camper was on the ground and rushes over to check on him. The camper was unresponsive and Millie looked nervous that she went too far.
"That was..."
He pauses before resuming with tears flowing from his eyes with pride.
"The best spike I've ever seen..."
The campers cheer for Millie and lifted her up on their shoulders. As the campers take Millie away, the camper who's hit in the face by Millie is revealed to be alive and reaches out to the Lifeguard Dude for help while he simply ignores him and wipes the tears away as he stands back up.
"Please, I need medical attention."
However, the Lifeguard Dude turns down to the kid with a scowl.
"First Aid is for WINNERS!"
"I'll take him." Antauri said, drags the camper. "Since you're no help because of your incompetence."
Antauri then drags the camper towards the infirmary for his medical attention.
While the campers take Millie away, the mean girls were looking at her with admiration in their eyes by her incredible athletic skills.
"Oh, my god! He is so fucking HOT!"
Unnamed Girl A, immediately infatuated, waves her hand to cool herself while Moxxie makes an attempt to impress them again.
"Oh! Ya know, he's my brother." Moxxie told them in a girly voice.
Despite his attempts, the girls all glare down at Moxxie for his obnoxious attitude and starts walking out on him.
"FUCK OFF, TROLL!"
The three stops when they notice Striker and Antauri, who's carrying the camper over his shoulder.
"And speaking of fucking hot."
"I don't do jailbait, come back when you're in your 20s." Striker told them in disgust which the three girls love him even more, causing him to face palm.
"And that cute kid, he's not only hot...he's fucking strong."
"And you three girls have no sense of realization." Antauri remarked in annoyance. "Fucking *Censored* cunts!"
Antauri then walked away, heading toward the infirmary.
"Let's get started on the tour of the camp and help the kid."
"Anything to get me away from Pisstain's sales room." Striker groans in annoyance.
While Striker and the counselor helps Antauri, Moxxie feels depressed that he didn't impress them to get on their good side.
The scene switches back to Blitzo entering one of the pharmaceutical stores where Barbie is supposedly to be working at. The pharmacist was looking at his phone, completely oblivious to Blitzo approaching to his desk. The pharmacist noticed Blitzo as he stops be the counter and brings up to his phone to show the pharmacist the photo of his sister.
"Hi, I'm lookin' for one of your employees, her name is Barbie." Blitzo informed him. "Does she work here?"
The pharmacist was confused of who Blitzo was or why he's doing here.
"Wait, what? Who are you?"
Blitzo, now pissed, grabs the pharmacist by his collar and pulls him over the desk before slamming him hard against the wall. He growls out of frustration and slams him again to show he has no time for any more excuses.
"Someone who's gonna get reeeal creative if you don't tell him what he wants!" Blitzo growls.
Using his tail, he slaps the pharmacist repeatedly to leave bruises on his cheek.
"Where is she, fucknut?" Blitzo demands, repeatedly slaps the pharmacist. "I know you know! It only gets worse from here, asshole!"
Blitzo slaps the pharmacist multiple times with each slap getting harder and more painful until the pharmacist gives up.
"Okay! Okay! She's out on a pickup!"
Blitzo brings the pharmacist close to his face as he narrows his eyes at the frightened pharmacist.
"Where?" Blitzo asks with a snarl.
The scene changes back to the summer camps where Millie is running across the camp physical course. She appears to be having fun as she leaps over a large wall, and after landing down, she starts to tic-tac herself across the course. Once she reaches the end, Millie hops up and grabs the pull-up bar before she starts spinning. She was spinning so fast that Millie's wheel spin started to go in flames before she rockets herself in the air like a ball. Millie, now a flaming fireball, meteors down and impacts down to the crater and made it bigger. The campers and the counselors applauded Millie for such a spectacular performance. One of the campers had his phone out live streaming the whole thing.
Millie emerges head-first with eyes the same as Moxxie when he's excited for his first solo mission, her iris swelled in her pupils with stars gleaming bright shine. She was overjoy with her increasing popularity.
"Mox! Antauri! Striker! Did you see?" Millie said excitedly. "I broke the record on the course!"
Unbeknownst to her, Moxxie was having a hard time and grimaced at the thought of Millie outshining him, but he gave her a very sheepish smile while she waves back at the crowd.
"Mhmm, I saw." Moxxie said.
"Oh, how's the kid doing?" Millie asks, turns to Antauri with worry.
"He'll live, he's heading to the hospital for professional help." Antauri told her. "Just some major concussion and some bruises, here and there."
Millie just chuckled nervously, but she's absorbed by her popularity that her eyes grew big and bright.
"Can you believe this?" Millie said as she takes out her phone. "Everyone LOVES me, they're cheering, they even posted videos of me online. LOOK!"
Millie shows Moxxie, Antauri, and Striker the social media story of her performance that she meteors down at the ground. Hearts keep liking her story as it increased her popularity. Moxxie was aghast of how Millie was the only one who gets the likes while he only gets the scowl. Millie then starts singing 'Regular Joe', in which the lyrics appear at the bottom of the screen.
Millie (Sings):
Every day!
As I walk around camp!
All of these girls!
Follow me around!
I don't know why
Or what could it be?
A random camp counselor comes up to Millie and then offers her some selfie with a crazed look on her eyes that had veins being seen, which creeps Millie out.
"Hey, Millerd! HAH! Will you take a selfie with me?"
Millie (Sings):
Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe
Ah wa oh! I want the world to know
Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain
Why do all these girls
Keep screaming my name?
"Millerd! Millerd! Millerd! Millerd, I love you!"
Millie (Sings):
I'm so ordinary
Just a common dude
But, they're all up in my DMs
They keep sending me nudes
I'm nothing special
I'll tell you the truth
The same creepy camp counselor stalker comes up on stage with a cake in her hand to Millie.
"But, Millerd! Over here! I baked a cake for you!"
Millie (Sings):
Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe
Ah wa oh! I want the world to know
Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain
I wish all these girls
Would stop screaming my name
Just like before, the screaming fan girls of the camp were screaming out to Millie. She takes the time to take in the joy and happiness of being recognized by her peers. When the song ended, the scene switched to Moxxie, now being upset that, not only Millie has been taking the glory, but they haven't solve the case of their killer despite the obvious reason to go after the one they assumed to spot earlier. Millie comes behind the cabins with a bouquet.
"Ooh, Moxxie!" Millie said with excitement. "That was so fun! No wonder you sing all the time!"
Unlike Millie, Moxxie was more annoyed that she isn't making any effort to solve their case.
"Not exactly low profile..." Moxxie muttered, crossed his arms.
"I know...but, it's kinda nice having people cheer for me for once, ya know." Millie told him as she rips the bouquet in half. "Instead of SCREAMING in PAIN and HORROR!"
"Don't forget what we're here to do, Millie." Moxxie said, approaches his wife.
"I haven't." Millie remarked. "I'm just waitin' until you're ready...Have you been able to eliminate any suspects?"
"No, of course not." Moxxie answered in frustration. "I can't get anything from anyone because they're too busy swooning over."
"Hmm, I haven't seen Antauri or Striker anywhere." Millie states with a ponder.
"They're still getting a tour from one of the council members." Moxxie answered simply.
The scene cuts to Striker and Antauri at the boathouse with the counselor since the tour is finally over.
"This is the final stop, the boathouse. We're the only ones who have the keys to it. I have to get back to the office so you'll have to familiarize yourselves with the boathouse on your own. Here's the key."
Soon as the counselor tosses the key to Striker, he grabs hold of it while the counselor left. Both Striker and Antauri approach the boathouse, but the hear a gruff feminine voice along with a meek voice.
"Nobody saw you, right?"
"No, I don't think so. That's the same route I've always taken and no ones caught on yet."
Striker then unlocks the door and kicks it open, scaring whoever is inside. They see a woman with pigtails and the scrawny councilor with glasses from earlier.
A woman has a light brown-skinned human appearance with dark brown hair in two pig-tails. She has white stripes, some forming crosses on her forearms, as well as one crossing out the heart-shaped marking on her forehead that features a heart on the top and bottom. Her eyes irises are pale red and her sclera are white. She wore a short, sleeveless dark red and white striped turtleneck dress with few ripped areas and black thigh-high boots and black panties underneath.
He counselor was a short, tan Caucasian male, with brown hair, and slight goatee, he also appears to slouch a bit. He wears big round glasses, a green shirt, A Camp Ivannakummore hat, and brown shorts. He also carries a whistle.
"Uh, can I help you?" A scrawny counselor asks nervously.
"You Jimmy?" Striker asks.
"Yeah, who are you?" Jimmy asks.
"The names Joe Shepherd, and this little man is Billy Tompson." Striker told him. "Heard y'all could use an extra council member, so I drop by and became a new archery instructor. Also, I'm here to familiarize myself with the layout of the camp."
"Uh, alright." Jimmy said meekly.
Striker and Antauri turns, looking at the woman in pigtails.
"The fuck are you looking at?" The woman asks rudely, places her hands on her hip.
"Someone who needs a good backhand." Striker retorted, making the woman snarled angrily.
"Why you-"
"Barb, they're just here for the new job." Jimmy intervenes. "Maybe he can help us with the, uh, supplies."
"Something that involves drugs?" Antauri asks, raise his eyebrow. "We're all for it."
"Really now?" Barbie Wire inquires, unconvinced.
"Maybe we should introduce him to the others tonight?" Jimmy suggests. "They definitely look like they can be a big help."
"That he does." Barbie Wire said as she walks up to the two and runs her hand around Striker's should and down to his chest.
'That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her on the spot along with that timid shit-stain.' Striker mentally thought.
'That woman, she has a scent of an imp...and that guy, no doubt he's our target.' Antauri mentally thought.
"Could you please come back here tonight for a little, 'initiation'?" Barbie Wire offers, making Striker to flinch.
"Oh, we'll be here tonight, gorgeous." Striker told her with a smirk.
"Good to hear." Barbie Wire replied as she walks off, giving Striker a smack on the ass and then turns to Antauri. "And I'll see you tonight, cutie pie."
"Uh, Barb." Jimmy said when he notices Barbie Wire leans down, showing her ass to him.
"Jimmy wimmy, could you pwease finish up here?" Barbie Wire offers in a cutesy tone.
"Sure, Barb." Jimmy said, enamored as Barbie exits the boathouse while Antauri decided to work quickly as he brings the silencer and shot him in the head.
"Sheesh, this guy is a real kiss-ass." Antauri said in annoyance. "We better get this done before she finds out about the dead body."
"I got that one covered, but we're gonna do his job and get that sum of cash he just stashed." Striker said with a smirk.
The scene cuts back to Millie and Moxxie.
"If you want we can go off the guy right now!" Millie suggests, brings out two of her signature knives as she starts heading on over to the cabins. "That is if Striker and Antauri hasn't already got him."
Moxxie realizes what Millie was going to do and pulls her back to him.
"No! I have to do this right." Millie protests.
Much to Millie's annoyance, she rolled her eyes and puts the knives away to come up with a better solution.
"I'll tell you what...Why don't you try winning them over with something you're good at like I did?" Millie suggests as she comes over and caresses Moxxie's cheek, walks over behind him. "How about your music?"
Millie then had an idea that a star shines in her eyeballs.
"I can even help you since they already love me." Millie said when Moxxie's eyes had a giant star when he thought of an idea.
"Yeah...YEAH!" Moxxie said in a girly voice. "That just might work."
Striker, Antauri, Millie, and Moxxie along with several campers sits near a campfire. Striker and Antauri were very annoyed when they noticed a female campers gave them a bedroom eyes.
"So, Joe, think you can help me with my archery? I'm having trouble drawing the string back."
Striker felt the female camper pushes her chest out, making him cringe.
"I'm not into pre-teens..." Striker said, knocked her out by pound her in the head with his fist. "Wait til' you're in your 20s."
One of the female campers were about to get Antauri's attention, but fortunately for him, Millie caught everyone's attention.
"Y'all wanna hear a song?!" Millie called them out.
"Yeeeah!"
"Alright! I know you all like me, but Moxxine is the real deal y'all!" Millie told them. "Let him-heeeeer tell ya all about it! Mox!"
"Thank you." Moxxie thanked her as he starts singing a terrible campfire song, which, once again, the lyrics are displayed on the screen.
Moxxie (Sings):
Oh, everybody look at me!
I'm the greatest
It's plain to see
That all you losers wish you could be like me
But, ya can't
Cause I'm a work of art
Yeah, I am hot shit
So pretty and smart
Oh, everybody look at me!
Look at me, me, me, Moxxine!
Me, me, me, Moxxine!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Me, me, me, me
Moxxie finds out that everyone is drawn to Millie's banjo playing, and when she finishes playing, the crowd cheers as he runs off in tears. Antauri and Striker looks at Moxxie in disappointment look.
"This is fucking pathetic." Striker said, disapproved.
"You can say that again." Antauri agrees. "Might as well meet up with Barb."
Later, Millie approaches at an outhouse when Moxxie is crying uncontrollably.
"Moxxie? Are you okay?" Millie asks with worry.
"Go away!" Moxxie shouts.
"Moxxie, what's going on?" Millie asks again.
"Nothing!" Moxxie said, wiping the tears out of his eye. "It's...It's just my time of the month!"
"Honey...no." Millie said in annoyance, placed her hands on her waist.
"I just wanna go home." Moxxie suggests, sobbing.
"Hey, big guy. I know you can do this." Millie said, cheering him up. "You're the best assassin/musician/preteen girl I know."
"A-and investigator?" Moxxie asks, peeks out of the outhouse.
"And investigator." Millie replied with a smile, places her hand on his hand. "Look, I know it's been tough. Just keep playing to your strengths, you have all week."
"Okay...thank you." Moxxie said with a smile, exits the outhouse.
The scene cuts to Striker and Antauri meeting Barbie Wire in the boathouse, where they see the other counselors and a few people who clearly don't work at the camp.
"Glad you showed up, figured Jimmy bailed out because he doesn't make the cut." Barbie Wire states. "Everyone, this is Joe and Billy, our new muscles."
The others all talk amongst themselves agreeing they should join them with the girls, and even one of the guys, taking interest in them.
"Seems unanimous, welcome aboard." Barbie Wire said with a smirk.
She introduces to the others. Three of them were the counselors from the summer camp; Nick, Maddie, and Gwen. The other two thugs; a scrawny man wearing sunglasses called Shade and a large man called Muscle. The others look up and noticed a muscular thug is wearing a hockey mask.
"Why are wearing that mask?"
"So no can see my face."
"We're in the middle of nowhere and it's pitch black out right now, no one will see you!"
"Oh, right!"
He then tosses off the mask which, Antauri picked it up.
After a short while most of the crates have been loaded which was more difficult then they thought because Muscle was a bumbling moron and Shades kept giving Striker and Antauri flirty looks and bedroom eyes.
"Just a couple left."
"About fuckin' time." Striker grunts in annoyance.
"I'll leave you to it and tell Barb."
Shades passes by Striker and whispered into his ear.
"Meet me in the storage shed in half an hour, stud."
Shades winks and walks off as Striker groans in disgust. Muscle loads the last crate while Antauri shot him in the back of his head with the silencer gun, killing him in the process. While in the storage shed, Shades was waiting for Striker to arrive when a multiple shots was heard and it killed him in between the heart and the head.
"You have all week to get it right, Mox." Millie told him.
"Are you fucking kidding me?! We have to stay for one whole fucking week?!" The voice of Antauri shouts when he and Striker arrived.
"Guys-"
"Moxxie, we've been at this hellhole all fucking day and all you care about is try to make it right instead of getting things done like we usually do!" Striker interrupts in annoyance. "And you honestly think doing this stupid ass method is possible for any of us?!"
"Uh, what have you been doing all day?" Millie asks.
"What do you think? Keeping an eye on our fucking target." Antauri answered.
"Now when you say 'obvious'-"
"It literally means the counselor named Jimmy is our primary target, you ass!" Striker interrupts again. "He and some other assholes are loading up crates full of drugs for some skank in pigtails. While you're busy making fool of yourself, Antauri and I were doing some productive and kill those pricks."
Striker then drag two corpses and dispose of them in the outhouse where no one will see them and the smell will be masked.
"That should be the last of them." Striker said as he went to the cabin to get some sleep.
"Millie, a word." Antauri said as he and Millie walks away, went inside of the forest. "Millie, we were able to kill that target."
"What?!" Millie exclaims. "Why'd you do that, Antauri? Moxxie-"
"I'm not interested on what Moxxie wants or wanted this mission to be perfect or some bullshit he kept spouting." Antauri told her. "He's making a fool of himself instead of getting things done."
Millie knows that Antauri was right, which they need to tell him sooner or later.
The scene switches to a montage of Moxxie doing various things to investigate the killer of the client while Striker and Antauri were busy killing the associates.
On Tuesday, Moxxie is seen climbing up a tree to get a better view of the camp. Moxxie brings up his binoculars to see the cabin, but as he was doing this, a volleyball hits him in the face which caused him to lose balance. In the short distance, Millie and the campers who were playing volleyball saw Moxxie falling off the tree and then crashing into the ground with a grimace. Striker is teaching archery to the campers, who are impressed by hitting a bullseye without looking, then Antauri impresses them by splitting the arrow with the other arrow with Moxxie looking on, jealous.
That night, both Striker and Antauri quietly stalks Maddie and chases her to a barn of a neighboring farm. Antauri, in his hellhound form, lunges at Maddie and mauled her and bites her in the neck, tearing her head out of the body while Striker burns the dead body with gasoline and fire.
On Wednesday, while Millie and the campers are canoeing in the lake, Moxxie surfaces with goggles and snorkels and slowly swims on over to the boathouse. However, a freshwater demon shark suddenly surfaces and chomps Moxxie whole into its jaws it starts viciously shaking him while Antauri and Striker looks on dumbfounded.
"Okay, that happened." Antauri muttered.
That night, Striker shot Nick multiple times with his revolvers while Antauri finishes him by firing a spear gun to the head. Striker tosses the dead body into the water and letting the freshwater demon shark had its dinner.
On Thursday, Millie is doing archery with the campers. She has one camper pose with an apple on top of his head while wearing a blindfold. She shoots the arrow and makes a bullseye on the apple. The other campers cheered, with Striker and Antauri applauded, while Mille peeks over. As for Moxxie, he was in the bush with his binoculars when an arrow with an apple Millie shot came over his head. He ducks and smiles that the arrow missed him. However, a giant bear with an arrow that had an apple pierced its left eye towers over the bush with an angry expression at Moxxie. He was petrified for a brief second before he was about to get mauled by a bear.
That night, Gwen was waiting for Striker and Antauri by the docks, but earned a shot to the head and splashes down to the water, causing the demon shark to eat the dead body.
After a painful week with no results, on Friday, a flyer that had Millie's picture was handed over to her by the Lifeguard Dude and became excited. Millie runs over to Moxxie, who's now an outcast with him being kicked graffiti word: 'Bitch' spray-painted on it. Moxxie emerges with vines painfully wrapped around him, his shoe missing, and is looking more angrier by the day. He throws the binoculars down and tries to get the vines off of him before a swam of crows swoops in and attack him, pecking his face before they dispersed. He sits down by his campfire that was burned and stretched his digitigrade feet before Striker, Antauri, and Millie came into the picture.
"MOX! ANTAURI! STRIKER! You'll never believe it!" Millie called them, showing the picture to them. "They want me to perform on stage tonight for the local news! Those videos have made me some kind of human celebrity!"
"At least you're enjoying yourself." Striker said with a smirk.
Moxxie has had enough of Millie, Antauri, and Striker overshadowing him and getting the attention, so he takes his frustration out on them over their incompetence of working on their job.
"All week it's been, 'Oh look at Millerd! Isnt' HE great?' 'Oh, look how talented Joe and Billy are!'" Moxxie shouts. "We have a job to do, and you there are off dancing for views! Why does it matter SO MUCH how these yokels feel about you?"
Striker slaps Moxxie so hard he faceplants in the dirt. Millie has lost any form of shine and is now feeling disappointed and upset that Moxxie wasn't being happy for her.
"It doesn't. It matters how I feel like...like I'm important." Millie snapped as tears were forming. "Like I'm someone to be proud of..."
The more Millie takes her frustration out on Moxxie, the more he feels guilty that he gets his jealousy the best of him. Millie wipes her face and comes over to shove the paper on his chest.
"And I had hoped that my husband would be there to support me half as much as I've supported him last week!" Millie continued.
Millie turns around with her back turned against her husband. Moxxie was now guilty that not only was he a terrible husband, but he also made his wife cry.
"Millie, I didn't mean-"
"SAVE IT, MOX!" Millie shouts. "You could have finished that job any time if you just listen to me, but you wanted to do thing your way. So, fine. Finish the job, go home if you want to-"
Millie turns around and stepping forward and Moxxie trips over a stake.
"But, I'm gonna have my moment, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!" Millie finished her sentence.
Millie throws the pamphlet away before Moxxie tries to snag the paper in his hand. In doing so, he ends up getting tangled by one of the tents ropes. The tent comes undone and then Moxxie was wrapped by the before falling to the floor. He's dejected that he hurt his wife's feelings and now is contempt that his marriage is in jeopardy.
"Oh, crumbs." Moxxie muttered.
While Antauri goes after Millie, Striker was left behind as he turns to Moxxie with angry and disappointed look.
"What the fuck is you problem?" Striker asks. "Granted, Millie is letting the fame go to her head, but you've been the epitome of a pain in the ass!"
"I just wanted to do-"
"Do what? Make this so-called mission perfect?" Striker cuts in. "Well, you did the opposite and instead of doing your job and killing the target, you've just decided it's best to bullshit around for a whole fucking week trying to win the approval of those pre-teens! We already saw how that turns out!"
Moxxie now finally realizes that Striker is right, as he sighed in defeat.
"You're right, I fucked this all up just to inflate my ego." Moxxie admits.
"Then you better make it up to Millie." Striker told him, turns away and about to walk away. "Oh, and just so you know, we've already killed that son of a bitch and letting Blitz know."
It got Moxxie shocked in disbelief, now feeling sad that he won't be able to kill the target because of Striker and Antauri.
While in the forest, Millie was about to head to the stage when Antauri was able to catch up to her.
"Millie?" Antauri said with worry, earned her attention.
"I'm sorry for making you and Striker go along with this." Millie apologizes sadly as Antauri puts his hand on her shoulder.
"It's not your fault." Antauri told her. "But to be fair, you were letting the fame go to your head, but at least you're enjoying yourself."
Millie smiles at the white hellhound.
"And I think Moxxie has a lot to think about after that stunt he pulled and how stupid he really is." Antauri states. "I'm sure he'll come around."
Millie and Antauri then hugged each other.
The scene switches back to Blitzo still searching for his sister. After a week of endless search, he has finally come to a demon imp who's told to be selling access to the human world and catches him by the throat. He shoves the dealer against the wall with a very angry face.
"It's here man, I swear!"
Blitzo takes out his signature musket from his back pocket and puts it under his chin to threaten him into giving him what he wants.
"Open it..." Blitzo snarled.
The dealer did what he was told and takes out a rare Asmodean Crystal, a rare mineral that has access to the Earth. Blitzo was surprised that a thing existed in the black market before the dealer activates it. He shoots a beam behind Blitzo and a crystal mirror portal opens up for him to gain access to the human world. He smiles at the sight of the portal.
"Thanks, chump." Blitzo said with a smirk.
Blitzo throws the dealer into a nearby dumpster before he enters the portal to Earth. On the other side, Blitzo successfully lands into the human world, unaware that he had just landed in Camp Ivannakummore. He checks around before disappearing into the bushes. A stage was set up by the camp counselors to get Millie to perform live.
Backstage, Millie was looking at the crowd with anxiety. She turns around to meet the Lifeguard Dude once again.
"You ready to go on, champ?"
"I guess...?" Millie answered nervously in a manly voice.
"Good, now get out there and out Camp Ivannakummore on the Map!"
As the crowd cheers grew louder, Millie was now feeling the mood. Her anxiety started to take a toll on her as she takes a deep breath before flipping the curtains to enter the stage. She tries her best to give the crowd the best smile, but it was only a grimace when she looked around for Moxxie in the crowd. However, doesn't see Moxxie in the crowd or anywhere in the cheering campers and crowd. Just before she was about to go further, the stage lights turn off and then Moxxie's voice echoes in the microphone as smoke puffs around the stage and the hidden trap door opens on the floor with a spotlight shining on it.
"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Are you ready for a SHOOOOOW?!" The voice of Moxxie announces in a girly voice.
The crowd doesn't like Moxxie being on the stage and boos at him, flipping him off, and looking at him with disgust.
"GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!"
"KILL YOURSELF, NERD!"
Despite the absolute backlash for Moxxie, he doesn't seem to care much about the crowd giving him the intense dislike and proceeds to continue with his announcement.
"I am very proud to introduce you." Moxxie continued, peeks over to Millie, who's now moved by his appearance. "Someone with abilities never before seen on this Earth. Someone with raw athletic skill of an Olympian. The voice of an angel. The acrobatic technique on an indentured 12-year-old Russian ballerina."
Millie suddenly realizes that Moxxie was confessing to her on stage and drops the smile before making gestures to tell him to stop because the crowd was watching him.
"And a body that...JUST. DON'T. QUIT." Moxxie said.
Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the campers were staring to get uncomfortable with two of them looking at each other with the awkwardness and repulsive expressions on their face. When Moxxie is finished, he then widened his eyes and glances over his shoulder to see that the crowd was totally silent and is now looking at him with creepiness. He realizes his mistake and turns around, coughing his throat before beginning his speech.
"The best, and most supportive person I've ever known and the love of my life. My wife-"
Millie and Moxxie had their glass broke noise came to their heads when they realized they are still on stage and he corrects himself.
"Brotheeeeer...Millerd!" Moxxie said nervously.
Moxxie comes to her and hands over the microphone to Millie.
"Thank you..." Millie thanked her husband.
"Knock'em dead, baby!" Moxxie said with a smirk.
"Speaking of..." Millie said with a smirk of her own.
Millie shrugs over her head to the other direction and Moxxie turns over to see that the shadowy figure moves out of the crowd and pursuit after Antauri and Striker, heading to the boathouse. Moxxie turns back to Millie.
"You sure?" Moxxie questions.
Millie nuzzles her head to his to assure Moxxie to finish the job.
"Go get'em, baby." Millie whispered.
As Millie comes over to the front of the stage, Moxxie takes the opportunity to start his move. He jumps off stage and brush past the displeased crowd before heading to the bushes. From there, he sees the door to the boathouse closing. As he moves around the bush, Moxxie trips on something and fell forward. However, he didn't hit the ground and instead he lands on Blitzo. That's when they realize each other and looked at themselves before they come to realize how shocking turn of events played for them.
"What in the-SIR!?" Moxxie exclaims, dismayed.
"MOXXIE!?" Blitzo exclaims, shoves Moxxie off his head and turns around. "What the fuck are you doing here?!"
"Trying to finish the job you gave me!" Moxxie shouts.
Blitzo couldn't believe what Moxxie was saying and becomes not only disappointment, but also dismayed that the four of them were still working on the case since it's already been a week.
"Christ on a stick, you're still working on that? It's been like a fucking week. And in case you didn't know, both Antauri and Striker already killed the target after they texted me." Blitzo told him, points at Moxxie with anger. "THIS is why don't trust you with dick, Mox."
Blitzo wasn't having whatever was going on with Moxxie and then enters the bush to get to the boathouse. Moxxie was annoyed that Blitzo still doesn't trust him to do the solo mission after everything he's done for him and crawls out of the bush. Blitzo sneaks up to stand right next to the door. Moxxie soon follows right behind him.
"And what exactly are you doing here, sir?" Moxxie asks in annoyance.
"Apparently, getting your ass and theirs back in Hell to discuss with this botched job...But, mostly I'm looking for my sister." Blitzo told him.
In the boathouse, Barbie Wire, Striker, and Antauri were arguing.
"Seriously, where the fuck are the others?!" Barbie Wire yelled.
"Didn't you hear, they just dropped off one by one on a different day." Antauri told her. "People have mentioned two assassins killing our associates."
"So what, they just killed off our associates, fucking seriously?!" Barbie Wire snapped. "Fuck! Fuck! At least we've got the goods."
Blitzo stands back and kicks the door open with a loud slam. He's completely appalled when he found out about the scene before him.
"BARBIE!" Blitzo snapped angrily.
The scene pans over to switch to show no sexual encounter, but Blitzo's sister, in a human form with Striker and Antauri she's with. She had one pause moment before she realized who banged right into the boathouse.
"BLITZO!" Barbie yelled, disgusted.
"Blitz, what the fuck are you doing here?!" Striker and Antauri exclaims, dismayed.
Moxxie's head peeked over, completely confused of the ordeal and looked over at the door.
"You know her?!" Moxxie asks.
"Do I know her? That's my sister, fuckface!" Blitzo said in annoyance.
Upon hearing that the human form Barbie Wire was Blitzo's sister, Moxxie, Striker, and Antauri's face grew into total shock.
Millie was standing there with a silent crowd waiting for her to make a move. She took a moment to close her eyes before opening them with a very smoothed gaze, holding her chin, and a heart puffing out to show her glorious face. The crowd screams to Millie an applause.
Back at the boathouse, Blitzo and Moxxie were standing across one side of the house while Barbie Wire, Striker, and Antauri were on the left. Apparently, Barbie Wire doesn't seem she's fond of Blitzo or Moxxie in the boathouse. She stared at them with narrowed eyes while Blitzo and Moxxie were doing the same thing, but their arms crossed as if she's such a disappointment.
"What the fuck are you doing here, shithead?" Barbie Wire questions rudely.
In return, Blitzo was also not fond of seeing his sister being in the human world.
"I should be asking you the same thing!" Blitzo retorted. "You check yourself out of rehab, no call, no note, and I have to track you down to this shithole with...the fuck are you two doing here?"
"Funny, we'd be asking you the same thing." Antauri remarked.
"And we really shouldn't be surprised you fucked over your own sister, Blitz." Striker adds.
"They work with me, and who's that little twink here?" Barbie Wire asks with a smirk, but turns to them. "And you two know Blitz?"
Before Moxxie could even retort to Barbie Wire about being called a twink, obviously offended that she might have mentioned his penis size, Blitzo shoves his hand in front of his face.
"No one...He works with me." Blitzo told her.
"And we know him because he's our boss from I.M.P." Antauri told her, then he and Striker revealed their true form. "We came here to kill the target named Jimmy a week ago."
"And our real names are Antauri and Striker." Striker adds.
Blitzo then realizes why they killed the target a week ago and wanted to know why they didn't come back to Hell.
"Oh shit, Barb! Looks like your dead boy toy got into some trouble." Blitzo said, amused.
"The fuck are you talking about?" Barbie confused, wanted to know what Blitzo meant.
"Let's just a certain scrawny counselor killed our client for drilling the holes on the canoe and sunk him down to the lake." Antauri explains. "And he wants to kill him back, which me and Striker kinda did because of him being an ass-kisser."
"He fucking WHAT?!" Barbie snapped furiously. "And why the fuck did you killed my suppliers?!"
"We had to, cuz' 1: We're shutting down the drug dealing since your associates were too dumb to notice what we're really here for. 2: We only help you out to kill time since it's been like a week. And 3: We don't want to get involve with Moxxie embarrassed himself since everything he's been planning the entire week and it got his ass blown, big time." Antauri explains when Moxxie glares at the white hellhound. "Not to mention he did a terrible job for his first time."
It got Blitzo and Striker chuckled in amusement while Moxxie felt annoyed that the white hellhound was right. However, it got Blitzo stop laughing for a few seconds when she mentions about suppliers. He was more disappointed about this whole thing since her rehab. He's so frustrated that he pinched his eyes.
"Oh fuck...suppliers of what?" Blitzo asks, points at Barbie. "You're not back on that H-8, are you?"
"Fuck no! It's just heroin." Barbie retorted.
Blitzo was relieved that the drug was only a minor for her and holds his temple.
"Oh. Thank, Satan." Blitzo said.
Back to Millie, she was giving the crowd one heck of a performance as she was juggling axes in her hands. She then throws the axes at the bullseye target which she hit two of them to the target, but the third one misses and flies over to the volleyball area and over the crater. The axe hits the tree which causes a beehive to shake before the hives snapped from the tree and lands on the crater.
Meanwhile back at the boathouse, Blitzo was still arguing with Barbie while Moxxie, Antauri, and Striker were growing impatient with the drama between the two siblings.
"So, now you're peddling heroin?" Blitzo asks.
Moxxie pulls out his signature knife from the back while Antauri pulls out his knife and Striker pulls his revolver, already had enough of this whole drama and walks around the water with Blitzo following behind, still arguing with Barbie. Barbie walks around to confrontational with Moxxie before Blitzo came to the front to stop them from getting closer to each other.
"What's the point? That shit barely gets rid of a headache." Blitzo points out.
"It's honest work, okay?" Barbie told him. "And I thought it would be sure to keep me as far away from you as possible."
"And you're teaming with a certain kiss-ass while back because...?" Antauri asks.
"Do you have any idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate?" Barbie asks with a smirk when Antauri and Striker gives her 'are you serious' look on their faces. "And thanks to the both of them, I'm out of a job."
"I wouldn't say that." Striker said, earned her attention. "How about a compromise?"
"And what do you suggest?" Barbie asks, crosses her arms with her raised eyebrow.
"We'll help you get these drugs loaded on the boat and we'll let you leave." Striker offers as Barbie hums.
"Hm, tempting, but you two won't leave without payment. So, I'll give you what Jimmy earns along with the associates, and I'll even visit any time you want." Barbie offers as Striker smirks.
"You're gonna have to take me to dinner first, my treat." Striker said as Barbie chuckled, then shake their hands.
"What?! No, no! I won't-"
"Blitz, this argument between the two of you is pointless and it's our mess to clean up." Antauri told him. "And as far as I can tell, she doesn't want anything to do with you. Isn't it right?"
"Damn right, and just cause I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you!" Barbie snarls at her brother. "I NEVER want to see you, EVER!"
Blitzo now began to realize why Barbie Wire checked herself out of rehab is because she wanted a job and to get as far away from him as possible. He feels guilty of ruining her second chance.
After a few minutes of loading up the drugs on a boat while Barbie gives both Antuari and Striker the big load of cash.
"Well, thanks for the help. Guess I'll be going jobless...and home after I got done delivering drugs." Barbie Wire grumbles, turns to Blitzo. "Next time you want to find me, Blitz, DON'T!"
And with that, Barbie leaves, driving the boat out of camp. Blitzo can only look on, depressed of Barbie being mad at him and telling him off while oblivious to Moxxie.
Back at I.M.P. HQ, the four imps and Antauri were now at the conference room, watching the news. The TV then shows the news anchorwoman reporting in on the stage being watched and livestreamed on the Internet.
"Internet sensation and local celebrity Millerd Realboy opened the Camp Ivannakummore on the map tonight!"
The anchorwoman then shows the pictures taken by the campers of Millie playing the electric guitar and then a short story scene of Millie gained popularity from the campers.
"Showcasing a display onlookers deemed: Most astonished and spectacular!"
Despite Millie's popularity and her reputation now off of the roof, that doesn't seem to matter for Blitzo as he turns off the TV. He was having his morning coffee as he was in the morning meeting with Moxxie and Millie, which both Antauri and Striker earned a day off because of them informed of why they stayed at summer camp.
"Gonne be honest, Moxxie-"
The scene switched to the three imps with Millie and Moxxie not ditching their disguises in the meeting room. Blitzo smiles at Moxxie for a job well done.
"Not too bad for your first solo mission." Blitzo finished his sentence.
Moxxie was taken aback of his boss praising him despite it took a week to get it done. He then gasps deeply before Moxxie gets all glittery and then very happy that his eyes widened with cuteness, dimples smiling, and stars sparkling around him.
"Reeeeeally, siiiir?" Moxxie asks.
Blitzo then loses the smile to reveal that he's grouchy and disappointed that the job lasted a week and that his sister hates him, so he becomes truthful to Moxxie.
"Nooo, no, not really. You're a fucking disgrace." Blitzo answered, then silently sips his coffee while Moxxie loses all his shine and became depressed. "And you better be fucking lucky we got big load of cash. I even have to give Striker and Antauri a day off after that shit you just pulled. Also, Keenie is gonna have a word with you...right now."
Keenie then slams the door open with an angry look on her face, dragging a very frightened Moxxie away from the conference room to have a discussion with him.
At the apartment, Loona and Antauri are now in the room, snuggled up to each other in the bed, sleeping.
That's it for the 21st chapter.
