A series of crazy one-shots with little to no continuity. Most are crack. Most are from Harry Potter. All of them are funny to people I don't hate. Warning: Includes mentions of rape, drugs and racism. Give it a try if you're cool. All of the other cool kids like it.

Summary: What if Lilly wasn't just a witch but a shinobi of the leaf village? What if when Dumbledore left Rose at the Dursley she was taken by someone else? What if that person was Anko Mitarshi? Watch as Rose takes the Wizarding world by storm.

Sasuke Uchiha was many things, traitor, avenger, ninja, and murderer. He never thought he would add supernatural/magical creature to that list. Longer Summery inside. NOW ON HIATUS!

Au sortir du coma, alors qu'un pouvoir sommeillant en lui s'éveille, Harry voit son quotidien bouleversé par l'arrivée pour le moins singulière de deux frères.

Itachi played the villain and traitor to both his clan and village. But what would happen if he met someone who had walked a similar path? And what would happen to his plans if his brother didn't want to kill him? Drabble-fic. Sasuke discovers he is the reincarnation of Snape.

What happens when the Headmaster of Hogwarts decides to bring in some extra protection for the school and in the process creates a new class? A nice blend of Harry Potter, Naruto, Ranma 1/2, and a few OC's. Currently dead, if I get back to this it will be rewritten.

After the final battle (which happened on Harry's 15th birthday- Hogwarts events happened two years earlier than they did in canon), Harry moved away from England. Hiding his tracks and eventually trading Gryffindor's sword to the goblins to go through a portal, Harry moves to Fire Country on the shinobi continent...

In there own stories they may would have been the unrivaled protagonists, but here, with there universes joined and the slate cleaned, fate is really out to get them. Multi-mulicrossover - Harry Potter, Twilight, Naruto und Bleach in the lead – sci-fi – high fantasy - oc – alternativ universe – non-canon pairings – dark fic.

To one who has lived a full life, death is but the next greatest adventure… or at least, that is how it should be if one wasn't going to be killed well short of a full life. Figuring out what to do when one of Death's trinkets throws a spanner wrench into things is another thing entirely. AU TimeTravel Crossover.

While fighting against Madara Uchiha, the five Kage are transported to Hogwarts. How will they get back? More importantly, how will Gaara get his revenge against the other Kage for forcing him to go to school? (FIFTH YEAR) No pairings.

Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.

A different crossover everyday until Christmas day. Some are stand alone one-shots. Some are chapters I wrote for previously planned stories that are (for now) scraped. Some I might write a second part to. Please enjoy.

The rewrite of 'The Mysterious Stranger' hope you like it also i change it up a bit so enjoy! in konoha a ninja is sent to the world of wizards to help destroy the dark lord with the help of the golden trio! but it looks like this one hold dark secrets. Sakura was thought that she was weak, now who's weak now?. Rated T for language

Around the time when the Uzumaki clan began to be formed from the remnants of the wizards and a few ninjas, a teacher and a student were working on an experimental seal. The seal, triggered active by some unknown source, swept them (plus a civilian) forward in time. The teacher's name was Uzumaki Harry formerly known as Harry Potter.

To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.

After finding out about the light side and Dumbledore betrayal Harry turn his back on the Wizarding world and leave for the Elemental countries in search of his remaining family,together with his new friend's Harry discover no matter how far you run your past will allways catch up with you,can he Protect his new cousin's from Death eater's and Dumbledore'a manipulations?.

Book 3: Naruto and Harry must now face a new challenge: the Chunin Selection Exams. With wand in hand, Naruto will face the newest dangers and challenges of his life which will include perverted teachers, insane traitors, and an old friend from his past that he once forgot (RE-WRITTEN)

It's a beneficial arrangement for both parties. Hogwarts gets three body guards masquerading as students; Konoha gets a place to hide a couple very wanted teenagers away from enemy hands. Sasuke just wishes the mission didn't involve waving around a stick. Established SasuSaku.

Senju Haruki, once known as Harry Potter in another world and another life, suddenly finds himself out of time after waking up from a long sleep. Follow Haruki as he navigates this new time he'd suddenly found himself in, all the while helping the village of Konoha rebuild, be a shinobi, and find out the truth of what happened to him. [SLASH/AU, HP and Naruto: EWE]

What if Harry knew he was special from a young age, what if the sand protected him because of it? What if he discovered a certain comic that could help him control his powers easier? follow Harry with powers of Naruto World!HarryxHarem Dumbledore/Bashing Ron/Bashing Gaaraish Harry!NO YAOI!

Kiri has been contacted by the wizarding world after nearly 60 years. What could be so important that it feels the need to mail the Bloody Mist? Apparently a tournament. Seeing a chance for some easy money, diplomatic relations and the oppurtunity to showcase the village talent, the Mizukage accepts, sending only his best young students. AU With some HakuxLuna cause why not?

Book 2 of the Power of Knowledge Series.

The last of a reputed line of spell-casters, will Uzumaki Naruto find acceptance,friendship and maybe love in this wretched world? Or will the darkness claim him? AU Wizard!Naruto, Naruto x Hermione, No harem. Indefinite Hiatus

When Harry uses a new form of magic to save himself from being attacked by Dudley, it starts a chain of events that reveals more about Harry and his family history than he thought possible. But with new discoveries come new challenges and with new challenges come new revelations that threaten to turn Harry's world upside down. NOTE: this is not my story, its creation goes to DZ2.

after dying at a ripe old age Naruto finds himself reborn as a black haired green eyed baby hopefully his new life will be less eventful will be using some elements of other anime