Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

Iruka and a group of Jounin and Chuunin are sent to retrieve one Harry Potter and protect him for the entire year. However, they should have realized that absolutely nothing as it seems. slash and darker themes. On hiatus.

i say that we are the gifts of the nymphs. why? well thats simple we looked to damn good for them plus we can change at will.

Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.

simply alternative, thats how i thought of my choice to join the school. ratig may change later.

Cliche, I know... Team 7 is sent on a strange mission to somewhere called 'Hogwarts', but they aren't the tightly-knit friends they used to be. Can they put their differences aside to help the students of Hogwarts?

Naruto:You will give the people an ideal to strive towards Harry: No I won't Naruto: When Gotham is Ashes, You Have My Permission to Die Harry: wouldn't it make sense to say when Hogwarts is in ashes Naruto:I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life Harry:WHAT? Hinata: (walks by and wolf whistles at Naruto) Naruto: I OBJECT! Harry:This is ridiculous, you are ridiculous!

This is a series of crack fics that goes along to Troubles In Time and Trials of the Fox. From Pranks, Punishments, and all out insanity, it's sure to tickle your funny bone! Each crack fic will be labeled as a chapter, so I hope you enjoy them!

Harry finds a old scroll while hiding from his family in the library which will changes the world that it was ment to be. Massive AU. No Horcrux's. RavenclawHarry. Pairings unknown right now.

Histoire au hasard sur la façon dont Dumbledore doit décider qui est le plus cool, Draco Malfoy ou Sasuke Uchiha. (Traduction de l'histoire de Don't Trust the Snake)

harry gets a visit from an apparent old friend. she tells him that she's gotten a request from an old friend who her people apparently owe their existance to, this friend asked her to fetch some others and to read seven books about Harry.

A mother's pleas for help to save her son were heard by Kyuubi hence the fate of Harry was changed that night. He was then known as the boy-who-lived by all people in the wizarding world calling him their savior by vanquishing Voldemort ON HIATUS

Over the course of his life, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has had many ideas that toed the line between brilliance and lunacy. That was his thing. But hiring Team Samui and their space case master to help in the fight against the Dark Lord? Well, that goes so far beyond crazy that, with a little effort and a lot of luck, it might just wrap right back around into genius.

This was probaly the easist mission ever. Why it was a B-rank, Naruto didn't know. Just go to this school, learn about this place and leave was it. But no body said anything about an annoying Boy-who-lived who thought they were his personal bodyguards. Who would want to protect him? Now they have to tell him that they're not his guards! Chp 4 is up with the real chp!

Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!

If you could go to any fictional universe, which one would it be? Somehow, Wit is hopping from universe to universe, and she doesn't know how. Crossover of so many stories. Fail summary better story inside. Maybe CanonXOC but I haven't decided yet. OC's NEEDED! Rated T for safety.

How did she get this powers? Was she born with them? Did she get them from her mother? Hinata just didnt know

Just like the title say, ideas that I won't continue but that still bother me. Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, fell free to take a look...

The barrier that the Rikudou put up to separate the ninja countries and the rest of the world is breaking and Naruto now the new Juubi's container due to Kyuubi's interference in his extraction has to do something about it God-like Naruto HpxNaruto crossover R&R Hokage Naruto HHR Pairing Ninja in training Harry and Hermione! rewrite is up!

'The Outside' is what 'The Hidden Continent' refers to the other side of a strong Genjutsu barrier put there by Rikkudo Sennin. Naruto is given a reconnaissance/scout/spy/protection mission. She will have to go undercover as a Fifth Year Squib transfer student from Japan, and it will take all she has to stay hidden...for her own good and her village. FemNaruto Smart-ish Fuinjutsu

The obliviate Gilderoy Lockhart tried to cast did not erase his memories. It did the opposite. Au Naruto x Hp Crossover with some Xxxholic Discontinued

"What would you name him Hokage-Sama?" Hiruzen looked at the baby that was looking right back at him with his small green pupil eyes, Hiruzen smiled at him, and the baby let out a giggle and pulled his beard, a name appeared in his mind, "I think I'll call him Tetsuo, yes that's perfect, Sarutobi Tetsuo." Yaoi and future powerful Harry and Draco, Abandoned but being redone

For Harry, the Triwizard Cup was supposed to be a goal, a token of victory. A way to end all the madness happening in year 5. However, Voldemort has other plans. But even the best plans can go awry...Tayuya was a soldier, or at least that's how she thought of herself.Taken from a young age, trained by Orochimaru,failed, on the brink of death. What would happen if these 2 switched?

Sometimes the greatest things come in the most least expected packages, even if you don't ask for them. At least that's what Hinata Hyuuga is learning. A Viktor Krum and Hinata Hyuuga Fanfic!