What the title says. Little drabbles connected by the theme of Germany and Italy being dorks. K as K can be (usually).

Historical Germanbros fic. Prussia takes the Confederation of the Rhine under his wing, and the kid should probably get an actual name.

GerIta. I once read a story (I think by George DeValier) where there's a throwaway joke about Italy trying to learn how to say "fuck me harder you magnificent filthy German sex pig" in German. This tells you everything you need to know.

GerIta AU with naiad!Italy and human!Germany. Contains smut.

GerIta in which sex is attempted to classical music. Multiple times. It really doesn't work out well, especially with the William Tell Overture. Also silly and short.

Secret Santa for emsiecat on tumblr. Silly, short GerIta fluff involving a Christmas sweater and a lot of cuddling.

Secret Santa gift for emsiecat on tumblr. Holy Rome really wants to do something nice for Venice. HolyTalia with added Peaceful Family.

Secret Santa for bookworm555 on tumblr. America and Lithuania during the outsourcing arc, vaguely AmeLiet.

Secret Santa gift for bookworm555 on tumblr. Short piece about the Baltics under Soviet rule.

Their cats were sleeping next to each other, and the two lovebirds were eating some of the chocolate's they'd kept for themselves while they watched horror movies. Maybe it wasn't an extravagant date night, but it was enough for the two of them. Human AU. Domestic fluff

Romano has woken up, feeling terrified for some reason, and he can't find Spain.

Holy Roman Empire has to leave Italy. He promises he'll return, but does he? (Historical, One-Shot)

Polonia podía parecer una nación fuerte y bastante testaruda, pero en el fondo había algo que temía inmensamente en el fondo de su corazón.

"Smile for me... just one last time." Hetaoni Drabbles. Mature content. Japan x OC

""The Fog is coming!" A child's voice tried to scream in warning, but was drowned out by a line of explosions and dust. Alfred could barely see his own shaking hands. Comrades were covered bloody in the earthy dirt, fallen or just given up. But he refused to. He had someone to find." Please R&R! Gift AU, America/Russia, Prussia/Canada

Whats better than nations in school well nations at the beach for school Warning Triggers include- Potty Talk, SMS, ukraines boobie bounce :3, Anime style nose bleeds and bathing suits. Boy X Boy pairings. Dont like yaoi GET OUT OR DEAL W/ IT!

So, Hetaoni ended on a cliffhanger, and nobody knows what happened. This is my take on the ending. Warning: Contains spoilers and slight violence. Rated T just to be safe.

PruCan AU: In which Matthew meets Gilbert, start a band, and get roped into a battle of the bands. Along the way, they screw literally everything up. Human names used, story is way better than summary. Rated T for language and sexual references!

this story starts off sweet then turns into a whole different version of fluff. it is rated M for mature so please be careful when reading. anyways hope you enjoy !

Un caluroso día de verano, Romano y España deciden tener una cita e ir de compras. Pero cuando España nota a Romano algo distrído sabe que algo no anda bien. ¿Por qué no podia ser un poco más cariñoso con él?

Germany finally will tell Italy how he feel. But it doesn't really go as planned Short Drabble, Cute GerIta For my Italy on his birthday.

Wie oft ihm so was wohl schon passiert ist? Dieses temporäre 'Ich liebe dich', was nie bei ihm bleibt, sondern naturgemäß dazu verdammt ist, in einer sterblichen Hülle dahinzusiechen? [Amerika x Reader]

World Academy is putting on a production of Romeo & Juliet. With Arthur as the director, Francis' constant presence, and no one meeting Arthur's expectations, what could possibly go wrong? Contains yaoi/boyxboy. Don't like, don't read. (PruCan, AmeBela, LietPol, FrUK, Giripan, AuSwiss, DenNor, SuFin, IceHong/HongIce and a few others)

Elles dansaient dans le ciel noir d'encre, leurs hurlements déchirants arrachant la vie de tant d'innocents, réduisant à néant l'espoir des plus grands, emportant tout dans un tourbillon de souffrance et de haine. Pourquoi ? Pourquoi tant de douleur ? Tes ailes de cire ont fondu : tu étais bien trop près du Soleil ... One-shot sur un sujet un peu sensible. T pour être tranquille.

Siempre le pasaba lo mismo desde hacía diez años. Drabble muy corto. Dedicado a todos los que iban en esos trenes