Fail title, fail summary. Amelia (Fem!America) is Alfred's(America's) little sister. He's a pirate, under Captain Arthur Kirkland(Pirate!England). It takes place in the 1700's. Sort of. Anyway. Please review, I love reviews, and I'd love feedback.

"You know, sometimes I wonder who you love more, Roddy!" "Oh really? And how would you know anything about what I do, Gilbert? It's not like you're ever here!" Damn it! Why did he have to look so fucking hot when he was mad? PruAus one-shot.Rated T for language

Switzerland gets an odd email one day and after reading it decides France is going to pay. Just pure crack and some obvious FrUk and anti SwitzLiech. Not my best work...But it's still funny.

America takes Russia's scarf. Needless to say Russia doesn't appreciate it. RusAme. Fluff. One Shot. Sort of lazy sorry xD...

To reclaim his winning streak against America in their annual Halloween scaring contest, England decides to try something a bit different this year. By temporarily turning himself into a vampire, he is sure to win. But when he is unable to change back, he-and a few other Nations- are forced to deal with the implications of his new vampiric nature. DISCONTINUED.

Prussia was disgusted by the events of the Holocaust but he was even more disgusted by his little brother's involvement and finds himself thinking some very disturbing thoughts about his brother. Ludwig meanwhile is completely numb to the events. Nazi!Germany. Brotherly Germancest. One Shot.

"Look at me compared to him." Matthew's life spirals out of control when his family finds out about his cutting problem. He finally gets noticed by the person he loves but Alfred is noticing him for the reasons he doesn't want to be noticed for. Will a panic attack make this family treat Matthew better or are they going to repeat their mistake again. Rated M later in later chapter

Something is wrong with America at a world meeting and Russia is determined to find out what it is. RusAme. One Shot.

He had a wonderful idea at last month's World Meeting! Meetings were always awfully boring to him and many others, so he decided to- Crack ending, but I swear that most of it is funny. Read and review, children! I only own the plot.

Spamano fanfiction human names are used. Yaoi! It's basically them trying to figure out they're true relationship in their hectic twenty-first century lives.. Other pairings Chibi GerIta, Chibi UsUk, Chibi PruCan and Adult France x Canada. Enjoy Please read and reveiw

After a fight with England, America decides to write down all the things about him that makes him the worst boyfriend ever. England/fem!America. England's response now added!

She knows she could love him. He knows he already does.

England made it to America's home surprisingly unharmed. If Germany and Prussia glared at him more than they used to, and he or Italy blushed or smirked when they "accidentally" sat next to or brushed against each other, no one else would be able to connect the dots because there was never any real evidence...Well, there was that one time in the closet...Damn that stupid frog...

You were a goddess of Greece, greatly worshipped. But you wanted to give it up for one thing. Rated M for future lemon

Running from the law, Arthur is shot and left to die in the snow. Ivan, a mountain man, finds him and nurses him back to health. A gentleman, Arthur is unaccustomed to living the life of a mountain dweller; forced to live off the land and hunt to earn his keep. The winter is harsh, the wolves numerous, and the bears vicious. Will Arthur come to love this life and the man in it?

Germany and Italy. Life is always hard. Why is it like this? Yes, it is short, but it is a quick read for one of those occasions.

My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.

So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.

Arthur has just returned from the Queen's coronation. Little Hong Kong thinks his Papa is Prince Charming. This is not historically accurate; I just wanted to write something cute. England/China featuring little Hong Kong.

When Gilbert Beilschmidt is left alone, he gets bored. When Gilbert Beilschmidt is bored and alone, he looks for things to do. There are pros to knowing where your little brother's porn stash is and, when you get too curious, you find other goodies. Oneshot.

This was written during the third season so Ireland is very inaccurate, I'm sorry but I thought this was a cute little yaoi one-shot with England and my OC-ish Irelands.. Warning yaoi twincest xD

Modern Day AU - After visiting his parents whom he had not spoken to in over seven years, Mathias found the reason why they had asked for him to visit. He leaves angered and once again alone, driving through the countryside of Norway. When deciding he could use the company, a surprisingly attractive hitchhiker joins his journey to no where. Rated M for cursing and suggestive themes

Nations are being captured little by little. To Scandanavia, it's not important, until Iceland get's taken away. The remaining Nordics set off to rescue their youngest member, unbeknownst to the danger that lies ahead...

Canada's birthday is coming up and as England and America go on a road trip to get there, they have to stop for some hamburgers and maybe a few kisses. -Was highly divied on what to rate this, T because of some themes of in this story and some actions...

Tina y Norell consiguieron un trabajo donde deben vestirse muy bonitas para las épocas navideñas. Mathias no logra controlar sus celos así que termina diciendo cosas muy hirientes y tontas. Pareja principal: Den x Fem!Nor. Feliz Cumpleaños, Luisee.