"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived a princess by the name of Alfred Jones. He was renowned for his immeasurable beauty and numerous suitors arrived at his palace doorstep to request his hand in marriage. Unfortunately for them, there was not a place in Alfred's heart for a young, handsome man. In fact, he was already secretly in love…" USUK Crack!fic written on a whim.
Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete