America buys a pregnancy test from the 99 cent store for the lulz, but when it comes back positive, he believes he's pregnant. In a panic, he calls England, who tells him it's not a baby, but cancer, and who better to give him the exam than England himself? But with America's fear of doctors, nurse England may not be the perfect solution. Totally crack, UKUS, and possible smut.
Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2013 - England/Britain, America