Not NEARLY as good as the title implies. If you value your sanity, I suggest you don't read. It is pure CRACK. Complete CRACK. And nothing but CRACK. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T BLAME THE WRITER FOR ANY SANITY LOST IF YOU DO READ. M for bondage.

"W-Who are you!" Arthur screamed as the man started to kiss down his neck. The Alfred look alike smiled and ran a finger down Arthur's neck," Me? Why Britannia dont you remeber the one who owned you first? The plague that made you squirm in pain?" USxUK

A good reason to rush home: your loving housemate is in dire need of your assistance. A bad reason to rush home: your sarcastic housemate is about to jump into the shower. Really, Den, really. Den/Nor

England and France talk to Nazi Germany and I guess Italy in an attempt to appease him in September 1938. Only discussion and antics.

A little random bit about Russia.

Antonio no entendia la razón de que Lovino actuara tan extraño y el silencio del italiano al respecto lo estaba volviendo loco, Spamano mención de mafia, incesto y tortura emocional

Alfred can't get to sleep... It's much too scary, and Arthur just feels so safe. — US/UK. Birthday fic for my America. Happy birthday, Suzu!

Everything was going great for Italy. But what was there to do when your childhood love comes back from the dead? Especially when you've moved on, on to other people and a different life. It messes with you. GermanyxItaly/ChibiItaliaxHRE

Now he'd just be England; not Britain, not The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, not Britannia, just England, if he'd still be there at all. Angsty, fluffy USUK oneshot.

When Your Boss Isn't Trying. Liese Beilschmidt got more than she bargained for when she started working as Feliciano Vargas' secretary. AU, fem!Ger/Ita, Pru/fem!Can, fem!Greece/Japan, fem!Spain/Romano, fem!Su/Fin, and fem!Russia/America.

A series of oneshots involving Taiwan and other countries. May be slightly surprising. Details inside.

America decide preguntarle a Inglaterra sobre su vida sexual. Pero, realmente quiere la respuesta? inglaterra/probablemente todos/ Es una traduccion de un fic con el mismo nombre

moja wersja relacji panujących między Natalią, a Ivanem ; co mnie podkusiło do napisanie tego tak na dobrą sprawę - nie wiem. mój pierwszy ff z hetalii

It's the most controversial time of America's life and, for once, England's not there to save him. All he has left is regret, pain, and a call for help never to be answered. How will he cope with his loss? Civil War!America

Alfred and Kiku go to school but they don't really learn anything. Can Roderich mend his relationship with Elizabeta? Can Mr. Wang and Mr. Braginski keep their love affair in the closet? Find out in this epic tale of love, revenge, and stalking.

Amérique est venu rendre visite à Angleterre - ce dernier parlerait plutôt "d'invasion de son espace vital" - mais la pluie qui s'abat sur Londres les astreint - pas que le Britannique s'en plaigne - à demeurer dans le manoir de celui-ci.

Berlin, 1988. Nothing is wrong. It's just a temporary hitch, part of a bigger plan.

God is on his side today. France-centric.

Who needs enemies? The story of Ludwig and Felicia's dream wedding and their myriad of friends who try to ruin it for the hell of it. AU, fem!Feli.

A series of word drabbles following 'le pais d'amour' and 'son petit lapin' The country of love and his little rabbit . Rating will vary between K-M.

baca aja deh... , alasan kenapa Russia mau membantu Indonesia merebut Irian Barat dari Netherlands err... dan ini pertama kalinya saya nge-post fic disini... '-'a

Prussia Sees Canada Masturbating Alone Zealously In Lingerie and He Can't Stop Gaping... Fic includes other things that ought to be in the Chemistry textbook.

Just a drabble.

Estados de la república - "¡Y será una super mega producción que hasta a California se le caerán los pantalones de sólo enterarse que la he hecho Yo!" - Durango & San Luís Potosí

Gilbert has a secret and he can't tell anyone, even though he really wants to tell the one he loves. PruCan Now a series of One-Shots