I was just bored. Here you go xD

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

Someone has stolen all of Spain's tomatoes, and it is up to Romano to help Spain find them again! Rated for Romano swearing at least every other sentence, if not more. Many pairings implied. Oneshot.

It is WWII. Germany and Italy have invited their ally Japan and the currently neutral country of Russia over for dinner. What they don't realize is that Russia has received some... Disturbing news...

Very belated Father's Day fic starring the dysfunctional family based on my own family. "YOU HATE MY COOKING, DON'T YOU!"

America is not amused by New York's choice for a state animal. Yay for random drabbles?

A 9/11 fic centering around NY and MA, but also guest starring the countries.

America with his states MA and NY.

Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? Russia/Latvia.

Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.

America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.

France/England. England wasn’t the type to be a sap. But when he saw the roses sitting in the little shop around the corner, he just had an inexplicable urge to buy them.

Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3

Prussia/Latvia. Prussia likes little boys.

France/England. Just some FrUk cuddling I wrote for my birthday back in May :3

Little!England meets little!France for the first time...and thinks *she* is the prettiest girl he's ever seen.

AmericaxRomano ... Romano freaks out when America starts to loosen his tie and unbutton his shirt, causing them to end up in a suggestive position. Rated for suggestive implications and Romano's hair curl. First time writing smut, you have been warned.

adult!Sealand/America. Crack request fill for my friend. DON'T JUDGE ME D:

America and Cuba decide to reconcile their strained relationship.

England/Queen Elizabeth I. She was *his* queen and *his* alone.

An attempt to clean out his storage room leads England to remember a forgotten promise he made to little!America. He decides to finally make good on his word.

America/Japan. He loved guns. He loved they way they felt when stroking against his skin. He loved holding the power with just one little finger.

Belarus/Japan. Crack request fill for the kink meme. I...I don't know anymore.

France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.

Fic I wrote based on that pic from Prussia's April Fools blog of him petting Latvia and saying he was cute.