*We start off with Spongebob in his house sleeping until his horn wakes him up*
Spongebob: Good morning Gary! Im excited for today because you know what me and Patrick are gonna do?
Gary: Meow?
Spongebob: I found out there are multiple different kinds of jellyfish all in pretty different colors! We're gonna try and capture the rare green jellyfish today its gonna be so cool! But first I gotta head off to work *Gives Gary his breakfast* see ya later Gar-bear!
Gary: Meow
Spongebob: *Walking to work* Im ready! Im ready! Im ready!
Patrick: *Open rock* Morning Spongebob!
Spongebob: Hi Pat! You ready to go rare jellyfish hunting today?
Patrick: Oh boy am I! *Gets jellyfish net*
Spongebob: Not now I gotta head to work but afterwards im ready! See ya later Pat!
Patrick: Bye Sponge! I wonder what green jellyfish jelly tastes like.. I cant wait to find out! It'll be yummy in my tummy! *Closes rock*
*At the Krusty Krab*
Spongebob: Good morning Squidward and ahoy Mr Krabs!
Squidward: Oh goodie you're here…
Mr Krabs: Ahoy me boy! Right on time we're having an avalanche! I can smell it a mile away..
Spongebob: An avalanche of what?
Mr Krabs: Anchovies…
Squidward: Not those barnacle heads again…
Mr Krabs: Now get to fry cooking lad! The anchovies cant wait forever!
Spongebob: Yes sir! *Goes to the kitchen*
*Buses full of anchovies appear like in Help Wanted*
Squidward: Everyone! What did we practice before? Theres this thing us normal people do call line up.. now how it works is you line up in a single file line and order one at a time is that something we can do or am I gonna have to demonstrate again…
*They dont listen and continue making chaos*
Spongebob: Dont worry guys I can make krabby patties super fast watch this! *Making krabby patties as fast as he can*
*Meanwhile Plankton is watching from the Chum Bucket*
Karen: Whats going on down at the Krusty Krab?
Plankton: Its a whole crowd out there! Which means this is now my chance to steal the krabby patty secret formula while Krabs is distracted by all his customers!
Karen: This again? You know there are OTHER ways to get customers instead of just going after the formula for the millionth time.. I can help you with that if you want..
Plankton: No time honey! I gotta get down there and take what will be mine once and for all!
Karen: Sweetie I know you dont like me nagging but you really gotta consider other ways to improve this place- look around you you could attract tons of people with a remodel!
Plankton: Its not the looks of the place that matter to them Karen its the food! Whatever is in that krabby patty is whats driving people to the Krusty Krab!
Karen: You can always make your own secret formula-
Plankton: Dont be ridiculous my own formula is why no one comes here! You know this by now-
Karen: Yeah but.. im just trying to help cause I wanna see you succeed as much as you do there are other factors as to why the restaurant is failing ya know?
Plankton: I appreciate it Karen but this is what I have to do! And once Krabs is out of business we'll be the most successful business in Bikini Bottom! *Leaves*
Karen: Of course.. dont listen to me even though I have all these solutions downloaded..
*Plankton runs to the Krusty Krab*
Plankton: Secret formula here I- oh wow.. thats a lot- im coming through everyone and you better not squash me! *Tries avoiding all the anchovies* out of the way you anchovies im trying to steal the secret formula!
Spongebob: Annnnnnd done! Order up everyone!
Squidward: Took you long enough.. *Hands out the food to everyone and they all stampede out of the Krusty Krab*
Plankton: AHHHHHHH *Gets squashed* ouch…
Mr Krabs: Ah Plankton back for me secret formula eh?
Plankton: You bet your sweet dollar im here for it now hand it over to me or else!
Mr Krabs: Alright I surrender ye win!
Plankton: Yes thats- wait what?
Mr Krabs: After that anchovy rush I realized im getting too old for this.. so here take the formula its all yours.. *Gives him the "formula"*
Spongebob: *GASP* Mr Krabs what are you doing!
Plankton: Oh wow- it was that easy? I didnt think you'd just give it up like that but.. HAHA success! I win! Enjoy being shuttered out of business Krabs! *Leaves laughing*
Spongebob: Mr Krabs why would you give Plankton the secret formula!
Mr Krabs: Oh dont you worry lad.. I've got a few tricks up me sleeve.. *Takes real formula out of sleeve* arghgergerger! *Laughing*
Spongebob: Ohhhhh ok good one! Bahahahaha!
Mr Krabs: I'd never actually give away me prized secret formula boy! The one I gave him is actually just how to make snail food!
*Back at the Chum Bucket*
Plankton: Honey! I've got it I finally got it! The secret formula in my hands! Now Krabs will be out of a job and we'll be rich!
Karen: You sure that isnt a fake one…
Plankton: Of course not Karen he only has one secret formula!
Karen: And how did you get it?
Plankton: It was actually easy- he said he was getting too old for the job and just gave me the formula willingly
Karen: That sounds like a trick…
Plankton: I was questioning it myself I thought that guy loved money but.. it doesnt matter! Time for the big reveal! *Takes "formula" out of bottle and reads it*
Karen: Well whats the secret ingredient?
Plankton: Oh this is easy! *Its the krabby patty but made in the wrong order of ingredients and the patty is actually just the type of snail food Gary eats but reworded to make it sound like a krabby patty the other ingredients like the cheese condiments and veggies is also made differently than how it actually is so its a grosser version but still looks about the same to deceive him* the order is a bit wrong but the people will love it!
Karen: Im still suspicious about this…
*After he makes the "krabby patty"*
Plankton: Its finished.. my masterpiece is finally complete after all these years! *Its a slightly grosser looking krabby patty*
Karen: Arent you gonna taste it?
Plankton: Dont need to I already know how a krabby patty tastes! Thats why I wanted this formula in the first place! Now it just needs a good name..
Karen: The Chum Patty?
Plankton: No.. how about Plankton's Signature Original Chum Bucket Patty!
Karen: I think Jumbo Chum sounds good!
Plankton: Hmm that is shorter and easier to remember! Plus this burger is bigger and better than Krabs'! You're a genius Karen!
Karen: Thanks honey.. *Blushing in whatever way she can lol*
Plankton: You better be prepared Krabs because we're driving you out of business AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US *Laughs maniacally*
Mr Krabs: *Hears Plankton laughing and yelling about his "success"* We'll just see about that Plankton.. arghgergerger.. *Hides real formula away*
*Plankton and Karen do heavy advertising to the Chum Bucket and its new signature Jumbo Chum burger*
*After a while the Chum Bucket is full of people eating away*
Plankton: Yes! Yes! YES! Finally we're in business Karen! This is what I've always dreamed of!
Karen: I was honestly expecting this to fail but you did it!
Plankton: No no WE did it!
Karen: Oh thanks honey..
Plankton: I dont tell you this nearly as much as I should but I love you.. you know that dont you? Your motivation has led me to keep trying to get that formula and well here we are!
Karen: Thats so sweet of you Plankton.. *Nuzzles him with her screen*
Fish: *Pukes out food* Blegh! This tastes like snail food!
Plankton: Say what?
Other fish: Yeah it does! What are you putting in our food mister!
Plankton: I used the same exact recipe as a krabby patty! I thought you people loved it down at the Krusty Krab!
*More people start leaving and spitting out the food*
Plankton: Hey get back here you barnacle heads! You are going to like this the same way you idiots did at the Krusty Krab! *Throws burger at crowd of people leaving*
Fred: *The burger hits Fred* My leg!
Plankton: Karen im confused why did they say it tastes like snail food? *Tastes it* oh my word its horrible they were right! *Spits out* I dont understand its the same thing Krabs uses!
Karen: Let me see that formula *Reads it closely* Plankton… this is how to make snail food.. just with the basic krabby patty ingredients added on top.. and in the wrong order
Plankton: What?! Snail food?! You were right Krabs DID trick me! I'll show him! *Storms off to the Krusty Krab*
Mr Krabs: Ah Plankton you're back.. how was my secret formula? Did it drive any customers in?
Plankton: No it drove them out because you gave me a recipe for snail food!
Mr Krabs: You're darn right I did! Did ye honestly think I'd be stupid enough to just hand me secret formula over to you?
Plankton: Uhhhh.. yeah?
Mr Krabs: Wrong! As long as im alive this place will never shut down and as long as im here I'll never give away the secret formula! Now shoo! *Flicks him away*
Spongebob: Well there is one good use for this patty he made!
Mr Krabs: Whats that lad?
Spongebob: I can give it to Gary! Im sure he'll love it!
Mr Krabs: Thats the only loyal customer Plankton would ever get! *They both laugh*