Chapter 1: OP OC (Harem or it wouldn't be DxD)

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HIGH SCHOOL DXD OR ANY OTHER OFFICIAL WORKS RELEASED BY ITS OWNERS. Although considering fanfiction itself can be considered illegal and thus you can be prosecuted solely for writing and releasing it and therefore disclaimers happen to do nothing more than add to the word count. Congratulations, you fucked up and those dumb fuckers that ask you "huh huh wer iz duh disclaimer? Doueh yuuhhz own Hiqhzsscohl DxD? Hur hur." Made you think a disclaimer was somehow going to help you.

Magnus/Daichi/Some American name/Some nonsensical google translate japanese name/Y/N/ whatever stupid name the author thinks sounds cool was walking to Kuoh Academy, a school he recently enrolled in. The prestigious institution used to be an all-girls school, but it recently became co-ed, although the population of the school was still dominated by (unnaturally attractive) girls over the (weirdly plain or ugly and mob character looking) boys.

As the OP OC MC who was just a caricature of an actual character so that the author and readers could project themselves into to live out their power fantasy walked into the gates of the academy, he somehow felt someone looking at him from a distance. He lifted his head and turned it 180 degrees in the opposite direction of his body and made eye contact with a beautiful red-haired girl, she was Rias Gremory (extremely long and unnecessary description of Rias Gremory, a girl whom anyone with any knowledge of DxD already knows how she looks.). He then abruptly looked away and continued walking.

"Ara ara, Who was that Buchou?" Akeno said. Akeno was Rias's best friend, she (another extremely long and unnecessary description of Akeno Himejima, a girl whom anyone with any knowledge of DxD already knows how she looks.)

"That human has a strange feeling." Rias said.

"Ara ara, my king has a crush." Akeno said ara ara-ly.

Truly, why Rias had decided to make an "Ara Ara" pokemon her queen was a question not even Ajuka Beelzebub could find the answer to.

"Akeno!" Rias said bashfully. Well, OP OC was very handsome and charming and kind and definitely her type, even though their interactions at this point in time consisted of her staring at him like a weirdo and making awkward eye contact with him.

As OP OC walked through the gates all the unimportant mob character human girls started gossiping.

"Ahhh! We have a cute new student!"

"Wow, he looks hot."

"Hahhhh, a new prince of Kuoh!"

"My dialogue is unrealistic and sounds like it was written by some lonely fanfiction author."

There were some negative reactions to his appearance though, mostly from the even more unimportant mob character human boys.

"Damn, more competition."

"It's not fair, why do all the girls like HIM?"

"Damn Handsome!"

That last remark came from a brown haired boy standing with two other boys. OP OC took a look at those three and instantly knew they were perverts, and thus disliked them even though OP OC himself was just as or more perverted than them. It's alright though, because the only morality that's correct is whatever the protagonist decides is right. Then all the girls took out bokken or shinai or wooden practice swords because obviously every human girl in Kuoh Academy is a member of its Kendo club and beat those three so severely that if they weren't anime characters they would have been permanently crippled for life and could rightfully seek legal compensation.

OP OC looked on at the brutal violence with approval and smiled. He didn't know these boys, but obviously they deserved it. All the girls paused in their brutalizing of the three and proceeded to orgasm at the sight of OP OC's smile and started blubbering some stupid dialogue about it being cute or something. Then they all started confessing their love for him while beginning to beat the perverted trio to death. OP OC smiled more then walked into Kuoh Academy.

"OP OC-san?" A petite girl with short black hair and glasses asked, as soon as he walked into the building.

"Yes?" OP OC san replied. He also couldn't help but compare her to the red-haired beauty and thought she was severely lacking in every department. Despite the fact that rating the bodies of two girls you don't know and have just met while talking to one of them is an extremely douchebag thing to do.

"Welcome to Kuoh Academy. I am Souna Shitori, the Student Council President." The newly-named Souna said.

Then Blah Blah Blah introductions blah blah tour of academy blah blah. Then OP OC sat down in his chair, which was next to the window, like any good MC. Blah blah school ends.

"E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-seeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" A beautiful black haired girl asked OP OC.

"Ah, yes? Can I help you?" OP OC asked.

The disguised Raynare blushed hard at OP OC's "kind words".

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uld y-y-y-y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-o-o-u l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-i-i-i-i-i-i-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-e-e-e-e-e-e-e to g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t-t-t-t-t–t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e?" Raynare said in the most fake stutter and terrible acting anyone could ever do.

"Of course." OP OC said, because he's a stupid asshole who only wins anything because of the omnipotent hand of the author.

Blah blah blah OP OC walks back to his house that he, an orphan, somehow owns, blah blah now he's on the Date! Blah blah walk through Kuoh town blah blah buy ice cream blah blah stare at Raynare's oppai blah blah and now they're at the park!

"Neh, neh, i really enjoyed today OP OC. But I have something to ask you" 'Yuuma' said.

"Ah, yes?" OP OC said, hoping the two of them would have steamy insert flesh 'dowel' A into flesh "dowel joint" B.

"Would you… die for me?" Raynare asked, before transforming into a mature dominatrix. Even though in the Manga/ LN? That didn't happen.

"Hah?" OP OC said confused.

Then his super powerful awesome amazing totally unique power that's probably a sacred gear activated and saved him from certain death from the starter villain.

Now that the absurdly long, boring and unnecessary rehash of the very beginning of canon is finished, we can now rush through a "story" were our unique, awesome amazing OP OC gets more powa-full than Ophis or Great Red in an hour or so and gathers a massive harem who all fell in love with him at moment he said a single word to them.

(I'm not writing that)