Mona Returns! Mona Simpson returns to see her son once again. And to get Mr Burns off of her case she fakes her death but it's all a ruse for another of her hippy stunts when they find Mr Burns is trying to pollute the environment with one of his new power plants so they sabotage it. And someone dies!
Plot
Bart in rags with a heavy iron ball chained to his ankle is in a medieval dungeon writing lines on a blackboard that read, "This is not a medieval punishment." in medieval style font. The school bell rings and he goes home on his skateboard.
The couch gag is the evolution one again. But this time Marge asks "what took you so long?"
Homer sighed.
At the mall Moe is annoying everyone by not leaving his parking spot.
A guy pulls up.
"Excuse me. Are you leaving?" asked the guy.
"No, sorry. I'm not leaving." said Moe.
Someone else pulled up.
"Not leaving!" said Moe.
"Moe why are you doing this..." Carl asked.
"Hey shut up! At least people are talking to me!" Moe yelled.
Carl sighed and left.
More people pulled up at Moe's parking space.
"Oh sorry, I just forgot to go to the brush store..." said Moe pretending to lock up again.
The person groaned and went off to find a parking space.
Meanwhile Marge took the family to Itchy and Scratchy. The horribly itchy and dull sweater store. Not the cartoon...
Bart, Hugo and Lisa were whining while wearing itchy sweaters except Oscar who liked his new sweater.
He was happily carrying shopping bags of sweaters.
"Mom you tricked us! You said this would be a fun day out!" Lisa whined.
"It was fun! You got to listen to the radio in the car?" said Marge.
The kids frowned at her.
"Well Oscar thought it was fun..." said Marge.
"Mom Oscar's obsessed with sweaters. Of course he'd find it fun..." said Bart.
"Well now you can pick something fun to do!" said Marge.
"I wanna lecture the food courts who are still using styrofoam!" said Lisa.
"Lead based toys! Lead based toys!" said Bart wanting lead based toys.
"Sit on the bench! Sit on the bench!" said Homer.
"I wanna go back in the store and buy more sweaters! Eeee! They're so huggable!" Oscar squeed.
"No." said Bart.
Oscar frowned.
"Sushi! Sushi!" Hugo pointed to a sushi restaurant.
Maggie sucked her pacifier rapidly and wriggled about wanting to go in the teddy bear making store.
"Let's do what Maggie wants to do today." said Marge. The family groaned.
Maggie smirked and adjusted her bow in her hair.
"Mom Maggie won't even remember any of this..." said Bart.
"You don't even remember anything I do for you!" said Marge.
"Name one thing!" said Bart.
"Food!" said Marge.
"Pass..." said Bart.
"Shelter!" said Marge.
"That old dump?" Bart asked.
"Clothing!" said Marge.
"I wouldn't even blow my nose into this!" said Bart taking off his sweater and throwing it in the bin. Marge grumbled disappointed in him.
"I would!" said Teddy, Oscar's teddy bear. He blew his nose into Oscar's sweater. Oscar grimaced in disgust.
"Eeeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"Can I talk to the parrot at the pet store again..." Homer asked.
"No..." Marge sighed.
They went in the teddy bear shop while Lisa threw her sweater in the bin as well.
"I don't mind this activity, I wuv collecting plushies..." said Oscar.
Bart groaned mortified.
...
"I'm used to buying my critters ready made. How does your store differ?" Marge asked the shopkeeper.
"Uh... we're a Build-a-Bear..." said the store owner.
Marge was confused.
"Look just watch this video." said the shopkeeper. The video wouldn't come on. "John! The video won't work!" He called for his colleague John.
"Ask Eric..." said John.
"I am Eric..." said Eric.
"Black Eric!" said John.
Eric sighed. "How about I just ask Fat Eric!" said Eric.
"How about you kiss my fat, white ass!" Eric Cartman as a teddy bear making store employee yelled.
The Simpsons sighed.
Basically the store is a Build-a bear but for all kinds of plushies.
Lisa went to the teddy building area to chose a teddy to stuff.
"I want a poodle!" said Lisa.
"I'd stay away from poodles... they give the dog... ideas..." said Marge.
The camera pans over to Santa's Little Helper. He makes a delighted groan and smiles seductively.
"Hey! Don't get any ideas!" Homer scolds Santa's Little Helper.
Oscar laughed. "Silly horny dog..."
Ralph was at the teddy stuffing machine getting his teddy bear stuffed.
"How much love do you want in your stuff and hug?" Squeaky Voiced Teen asked.
"All the love!" said Ralph. He stuffed his teddy bear with so much stuffing it exploded! Throwing stuffing everywhere.
"Yaaaaaaay! (Joyful laughter) snow day!" Ralph giggled and threw stuffing everywhere. Then coughed up some stuffing.
Squeaky Voiced Teen sighed. "Clean up at the stuffing machine..."
Bart was bored by the babyish store.
"Hey Bart, cute Japanese girls at the bunny plushies crate..." said Oscar.
There were Japanese girls cooing over the soft toys.
"I don't care..." Bart groaned.
...
A lady was helping Lisa pick cute outfits out for her dolphin. Yes dolphas Oscar...
"What is your dolphin's job little girl?" The lady store worker asked.
"Doctor." said Lisa.
"Okay. Nurse it is." said the lady. Uh I think she might be bigoted somewhere.
"Professor!" Lisa got annoyed.
"Kindergarten teacher." said the lady picking out that particular outfit.
"Chef!" Lisa yelled.
"School dinner lady." said the lady picking out an outfit.
"CEO!" Lisa yelled.
"Secretary to a CEO!" said the sexist lady. Yeah she's sexist somehow...
"You know he's a boy dolphin..." said Lisa.
"Oh! Doctor it is then." said the lady dressing her dolphin teddy up as a doctor. That gives me a whole host of stupid ideas! Hehehehe!
Lisa smirked. "We sure fooled her, huh Betsy?" said Lisa deviously. Lisa was in the right though.
Meanwhile Betsy the slingshot gained sentience again and looked about with big round cartoon eyes while resting in Bart's shorts pocket.
Oscar was over at the teddy dressing area with Lisa. He saw a barrel of ready made dolphin teddy's and giggled with joy as he got obsessed. He burrowed into the barrel and got a dolphin plush. "Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!" he squealed because of his Aspergers and clobbered Lisa with the dolphin plush.
"Ow! Oscar!" Lisa grunted as he clobbered her. "Look! They sell your teddy bear!"
There was a display of living teddy bears with different coloured fur. When Hugo went last they all jumped on him and buried him as they tried to disrobe him.
Hugo yelled. "Ugh! Let go of me!"
Oscar giggled dementedly and ran off towards the Teddy uh teddy bears.
The members of Teddy's species were trying to diaper Hugo.
"Leggo!" Hugo yelled.
"Oh guys..." said Oscar holding a dolphin plush. "Guess who..."
The members of Teddy's species released Hugo and bundled on Oscar to diaper him instead.
Hugo shrugged his shoulders and put his clothes back on.
"This place is nuts..." He sighed.
...
Meanwhile Homer saw some Sir Loves a Lot teddy bears. He picked one up and made it speak.
"I am Sir Loves a lot! The teddy who loves to love!" said Sir Loves a Lot.
"Oh Sir Loves a Lot... I love you..." said Homer hugging the teddy bear.
Marge sighed.
Meanwhile Bart found some purple hippo teddies you could record your voice on. He was interested and recorded his voice on one to test it.
"Bart is awesome." Bart said into the hippo toy.
"Bart is awesome." said the plushie.
"Wow! This could put Milhouse out of business!" Bart was intrigued by the potential of the voice recording plushies. He then saw Homer trying out the outfits for the teddies...
"Oh! Well this is a cute little outfit!" said Homer trying out a tiny tuxedo.
"You're telling me..." Teddy smirked.
Bart giggled deviously. He had a naughty idea.
Homer passed the hippo plushies with Teddy dressed in his new tuxedo.
One of the hippos spoke. "Homer is a lard butt!"
"What?!" Homer gasped.
"Homer has booger breath!" said another purple hippo.
"It's a medical condition!" Homer whined.
"Homer is a big jerk!" said another hippo.
"Who told you these things?!" Homer gasped.
"Dung Muncher!"
"Stink Brains!"
"Cheese Wang!"
"Captain Crud!"
"I don't want to get mad but I will!" Homer started to get angry.
"B O Baracus."
"Mount Baldy!"
"Tub of Guts!"
"Crapper Clogger!" Eventually the insults blurred together in a musical chorus of rude insults.
Lisa could hear a commotion going off near the hippo toys.
"Uh Mom... we've got a code four..." said Lisa.
Homer had snapped and was tearing up the hippo plushies and growling, "raaaaaaaagh!"
"It didn't have to come to this!" He screamed as he stabbed their remains with a unicorn's horn.
Teddy and Oscar were traumatised by what they saw...
...
The Simpsons drove home that evening.
However... the front door was open. A burglar broke in! Omg!
"Oh my gosh! The door is open! Someone got in!" said Marge.
Homer screamed.
"Boy, get me the defender..." said Homer.
"Yes sir!" said Bart. He returned with a breeze block with a chain wrapped round it. Homer had made a makeshift flail.
Marge sighed.
"Oh cooool! Hunting season!" said Oscar cocking a pump action shotgun.
Marge and Lisa sighed.
The Simpsons carefully entered the house with Homer and Oscar leading.
"I hear noises in the kitchen!" whispered Lisa.
"That's where the food sleeps!" Homer gasped. They headed through the lounge. "I smell something!" Homer sniffed. "I smell apples, cinnamon... oh crust! A pie!" Homer was confused by this delicious smell. "Now why would a burglar bake a pie?!"
"I like pie!" Teddy yelled.
Hugo frowned at him.
"Who cares! If you kill him we'll be on TV!" said Bart feeling oddly murderous.
"The boy's right! And I like his new murderous attitude!" Said Homer.
"Me too!" said Oscar as they headed for the kitchen to kill the burglar.
"No forget I said that! Don't get any ideas Oz!" Bart suddenly realised.
"I'm getting ideas..." Oscar replied.
Bart groaned.
Plot 2
Homer went into the kitchen swinging the defender flail when suddenly he saw the intruder was... his mother! Dun dun dun!"
"Mom?!" Homer gasped. He threw the defender out the window. It smashed something.
"My aquarium!" Ned yelled.
"Shut up Flanders!" said Homer.
"Okily Dokily!" said Ned.
Homer sighed.
...
"Mom you're alive! And you made me a pie!" said Homer. Mona gave him the pie and he greedily ate it with loud eating sounds.
Teddy cried. "I wanted the pie! I LIKE PIE!"
"Oh Homer... you and your love for food..." said Mona.
"Homer who are you talking to?" Marge asked.
"Just killing the burglar!" said Homer.
Marge saw that Mona was there. "Ooooooh! Homer you don't need to lie to me about your mother..." said Marge annoyed.
They were all very happy to see Mona again.
Everyone, particularly the kids were fussing around Grandma.
"Tell what you got up to since we last saw you!"
"Where are my ten years of Kwanza presents?!"
"Mom you're back!" said Homer. "But you keep coming back and disappearing, just like Scrubs! It's not funny!"
"Oh I'm sorry I had to fake my death Homer. But the good news is Mr Burns is no longer after me! I can finally be your mom!" said Mona.
Homer looked at her longingly. "Oh I can't stay mad at you! I don't care if Mr Burns burst in here with his goons right now! Come ere you!" They hugged.
"Aaaaaaaawwww!" The rest of the Simpsons and Oscar cooed.
Mona made them dinner.
"So Grandma, what happened since we last met?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah now that's a catch up story we'd love to hear about!" said Bart.
Sideshow Bob was at the kitchen window. He scowled and stormed off in a huff muttering about them not liking his catch up stories.
"Oh well so much happened to me while I was in England with Oscar!" said Mona scruffling Oscar's big hair do. "I had oysters for brunch with this lovely young couple! Witnessed a terror attack on the London buses..." said Mona.
"And why don't you tell them about your brief psychotic episode involving Dalmatian puppies..." said Oscar.
"Oh and with out my dear sweet Homer to hold I briefly went insane and moonlighted as an evil fashionista supervillain..." Mona sighed.
We cut to live action Cruella D Vil played by Glenn Close.
"Give me my hat! Or I will make you into a hat!" She threatened a raccoon. "Give me it!"
The raccoon pulled a lever and she fell through a trapdoor into a tank of molasses. (And traumatised several million children everywhere who watched the live action 101 Dalmatians.)
"Uh okay..." Bart grimaced.
"I still can't believe you went from that to a kind, lovely grandma and back again so fast..." said Oscar.
"I Uh have things that trigger me like most people..." said Mona.
Lisa winced.
"Do you have anymore pie..." Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear asked.
...
Mona then showed them Homer's baby photos.
"Awwwwwww!" The kids cooed.
"How long until he stopped being cute, Grandma?" Bart asked.
Homer looked concerned and wondering how long before something would uproot his dear mother again out of his life. In canon he acts like an ungrateful asshat and blames her instead of that tyrant Mr Burns.
"Stop insulting the canon!" Hank yelled at Oscar,.
"Oh a few seconds later when his hair suddenly fell out." said Mona showing a picture of toddler Homer eating a donut as in the previous photo but his hair had fallen out and he got spots.
"Eeeeeeeew!" the kids groaned.
"And here's Homer enjoying his first bucket of KFC. Before I had to go out and chain myself to a nuclear submarine." said Mona.
"Was Sean Connery on it?" Oscar asked.
"Uh... no..." said Mona.
"Captain Nemo?" Oscar asked.
"Oz seriously..." Bart groaned.
"I'm enjoying some KFC now Mom!" said Homer. He was eating a bucket of KFC.
"Oh Homer..." Mona sighed lovingly to her son.
One night Mona tucked Homer into bed.
"Welcome back to the ESPY Awards. Our next presenters are. Niels Bohr and Fozzie Bear." said an announcer on the TV.
"Moooom... can't my wife and I stay up and watch Fozzie Bear and Niels Bohr...?" Homer whined.
"Uh well it's your house Homer. Good night!" said Mona kissing him goodnight.
"Wakka wakka!" said Fozzie bear.
Niels Bohr was saying boring things.
"Hey Niels I bet you got your trousers from Tour de Pants! Wakka Wakka!" said Fozzie Bear.
"Oh yeah?! I never liked you anyway!" Niels Bohr took Fozzie Bear off of his puppeteer and threw him away. There was just some guys arm going "Wakka Wakka?" Confused.
Then Lance Armstrong was on the ESPY stage. He bought his bicycle with him.
"Lance you know you're banned from bicycle riding now..." said some guy. He took performance enhancing drugs to cheat.
Oscar came in to get a fresh diaper.
"Ahhhh... my mom's back and staying downstairs. You're a mom to our four children my dear and um..." Homer looked at Oscar quizzically.
"My Mother is dead!" said Oscar annoyed he forgot that about him.
"Oh..." said Homer.
...
One evening Homer came down with a Mother's Day card when he found his family having a secret meeting with Mona.
"Oh Homer come in. But this meeting is of the strictest confidence! You can't tell anyone outside this house about it!" said Mona.
"Not even Lenny?" Homer asked.
"No Dad..." said Lisa.
Homer groaned. He sat down with them.
"Homer the truth is Mr Burns doesn't know I'm back. He could start bothering us again. So here's the plan.
The plan was for her to fake her death. Homer to find her and genuinely believe she died then hold a funeral with a cremation. She didn't explain why she wanted a cremation. But he video will would explain more.
With Homer clued up he went to bed to imitate the plan. He got up early that Mother's Day to give Mona her card. As per the plan she was sleeping in a pretend death state using a drug that simulated death. Homer tried talking to her before asking why she was so quiet.
"Oh god! Nooooooo!" he cried.
The whole family mourned for Mona although they knew she'd wake up later.
They watched her video will.
Unfortunately it was narrated by Orson Welles...
"Hello, I am Orson Welles." said Orson Welles. The Simpsons groaned. "What follows is a tale of mystery and magic..."
"Mr Welles! This is a video will!" A Guy tells him off.
"What?! Look I don't have to do this! I have a fish stick commercial to do!" Orson Welles storms off. "Ah what the heck... I need the money..." he reluctantly sits down.
"What follows is a tale of probate and beneficiaries, and goblins!" Orson Welles said dramatically.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"Mr Welles!" The guy yelled.
"Fine no goblins." said Welles. Oscar groaned disappointed. "I give youuuuu the living will! Mwuhahahaha!" The titles The living will in slimy green letters appear with scary Halloween music.
The Simpsons sweat drop and face palm as the video will starts. Mona appears.
"Hello Homer, it's me, your mommy." said Mona. "If you are watching this I have either passed away or you are awaiting further instructions for operation Screw Burns! Oscar decided the title. Or failing either those outcomes you got into my things again... stay out of my things!"
"Yes Mommy!" Homer gulped.
"My wishes should I die or fake my death are to be cremated and my ashes released from the top of a mountain in Alkali Flats at exactly 2:30. Please do not fail. But I have utter faith in you Homer." said Mona.
"Oh... mountain climbing..." Homer whined.
"Alkali flats... that's where Krusty hid when Sideshow Bob tried to get rid of television!" said Bart.
"And where I lost you on a little day trip when you were a baby..." said Homer. He day dreams of himself abandoning baby Bart, who is toddling about in a white diaper, to the Alkali Flats. He then gets in his car and drives off leaving baby Bart alone.
In the present Bart frowns at him.
The video will continues
"Oh and while I'm here, now to leave my worldly goods to my loved ones. To Homer, I leave a job at Seth and Munchy's vegetable farm when ever your ready to swallow your pride and leave Mr Burns."
Homer sighed. Mom if only you knew how difficult it is for me to leave that job and make sure I can still support my family...
"To my grandson Bart, I leave a pocket knife." said Mona.
"Coooool!" said Bart with a pocket knife.
Marge and Homer sigh... They didn't approve.
"To my granddaughter Lisa I leave my rebellious spirit." said Mona. Lisa was a little peeved she didn't get something physical but was proud of Mona regardless.
"To Marge I leave a bag woven of hemp." said Mona.
"Oooooh!" said Marge.
"Uh hemp is from a cannabis plant. Just that it's one without THC." said Oscar.
"Hmmmmm..." Marge felt uncomfortable with the gift.
"And to my Granddaughter Maggie I leave a soft toy made for you by a man at your first birthday..." said Mona.
Maggie gurgled as Marge gave her a plushie.
"Oh Homie!" Marge kissed Homer.
"Oh Marge! But don't thank me! I didn't do this!" said Homer.
"Abe?" Marge asked.
"Don't look at me women! I hate soft toys! And I'm a senile old coot!" said Abe. "Are you the mail man?" He asked the living room lamp.
Oscar cracked up laughing at him.
"But who could she be talking about?! You were the only men at Maggie's first birthday party!" said Marge.
There was a flashback to Lady Bouvier's Lover where at Maggie's birthday a mysterious shadowy figure watched the celebration of Maggie's first birthday from afar. Then while the family were busy he left a present for Maggie and left without ever being seen.
"It's a mystery we'll have to solve another time." said Homer.
"And remember, there's no fish stick like Mrs Pell's..." said Orson Welles.
The Simpsons winced as he ate raw fish sticks...
...
The Simpsons went to Mona's carefully planned cremation. Obviously she had woken up and went into hiding and left something in the coffin to burn. Screw your Matt for killing her!
Homer and Abe were crying.
"Oh Homie! Be brave..." Marge comforted him.
Bart and Hugo were strangling each other by yanking on each other's ties.
Marge sighed.
"Boys stop that!" she told off her twin boys.
Bart and Hugo stopped fighting.
Then as per Mona's instructions they went to Alkali Flats and stopped at the Springfield Monument Park within the lifeless desert.
"Now we know why we're all here." said Homer taking charge of things.
"Actually, I don't." said Oscar.
Homer face palmed. "To spread my mother's fake ashes! Pay attention!"
They climbed the highest mountain there. Unfortunately Homer found the arduous task exhausting.
"Dad you've used up five oxygen tanks and you've barely climbed a meter of the mountain!" Bart groaned.
Homer was desperately inhaling from an oxygen tank near the bottom of the mountain.
Eventually they made it to the top with Comic Book Guy questioning them why they were climbing a mountain again. (See King of the Hill)
"Shut up you fat nerd!" Homer yelled at him.
"Uh where's Bart? He was right behind us!" asked Lisa.
Bart had given up attempting the climb hours ago and was lying on the bonnet of Marge's car without his shirt on. He was sunbathing and smirking as he watched his family exhaust themselves climbing a mountain.
At the top Homer waited till 2:30 in the afternoon as asked by his mother. "Goodbye Mom! I'll miss you!" He sobbed. He released her fake ashes. They flew away on their own accord drawn towards a power plant/factory and went in and shut it down. Alarms went off as the factory malfunctioned.
"Guidance system destroyed. Launch aborted." said a computerised lady voice.
"Oh Mom! You tricked us into one of your silly hippy stunts!" Homer groaned.
"That factory has Mr Burns's ugly mug on the towers..." said Oscar.
"Oh crap! And it had to be to get one up at my boss!" Homer sighed.
Suddenly helicopters appeared and goons caught them.
Plot 3
Homer woke up in a prison cell being checked over by Burns's goons.
"Are you hurt?" A goon asked.
"I don't think so." said Homer.
"Oh great so we've got to hurt you too?!" The goon yelled. They all kicked and hit Homer with their clubs. He cried in pain.
"Ow! Ow! Ah!"
"That's enough! Mr Burns would like a word with Mr Simpson." said Smithers.
"Ahhhh! Mr Burns!" Homer screamed.
"Simpson! So you are our mysterious saboteur!" Mr Burns angry.
"Sir we found this clogging the guidance system. It appears to be ashes." said a goon holding a vacuum cleaner bag.
"That would be my mother... or what's left of her..." Homer said glumly.
"Oh! So we meet again Mona... such a shame, we could have had the whole world to ourselves..." said Mr Burns.
"Mr Burns are you having romantic thoughts about my dead mother?!" Homer winced.
"Sir those are just ashes..." said a goon.
"Hey I've seen your wife! And she's no Honor Blackman!" Mr Burns yelled.
"Omg! Pussy Galore!" said Oscar.
"Mr Burns what are you doing here?" Homer asked.
"Oh since your mother's plan has failed I might as well tell you." said Mr Burns. "I'm putting all my nuclear waste into a rocket and launching it into the heart of the Amazon rainforest!"
"But that's the thing Lisa likes!" said Homer.
"Well maybe she'd like it even more with dead trees and mutated animals!" said Mr Burns.
"Coooool!" said Oscar. No Oz that's bad...
"You monster!" Homer screamed. He got beaten up by Burns's goons.
"Ow! Ah! Oh not again! Ow!"
"Okay don't wear yourselves out gentlemen! There's a missile launch! Bwahahahaha!" said Mr Burns laughing evilly as he left with Smithers and the goons.
Homer sighed in his cell all alone.
"I think I'll have a nap..." He slept.
...
Suddenly after what seemed like hours to him he heard Bart rudely calling him by his actual name instead of Dad.
"Hey Homeboy, catch!" said Bart passing down his pocket knife and entering Homer's cell via an air vent.
"Boy? You've come to rescue me?" Homer asked.
"We all have!" said Marge.
"Yeah, we're breaking you out and helping complete Mona's last wish!" said Lisa.
"But I can't take on all those guards alone!" said Homer.
"No but I can! All thanks to all those hours playing Goldeneye on the N64..." said Oscar.
To James Bond music we see a montage of him infiltrating the plant/missile launch centre via the air vents.
"We should help him before he gets himself in trouble..." said Bart.
"I can burn my hemp bag and send silly smoke to make the guards loopy!" said Marge.
"And I'll start a fire with sunlight magnified by Grandma's crystal earrings she gave me!" said Lisa.
"She didn't give you anything except her rebellious spirit." said Bart.
"I found them on her night stand..." said Lisa. "What?! Bart got a pocket knife!" said Lisa.
Marge and Lisa set fire to the hemp bag. It blew cannabis smoke into the factory while White Rabbit played. Lol! Hippy music...
The guards all quickly got high and spoke nonsense about thimbles and stuff.
"Wow my hands are big..." said a guard.
Oscar assassinated the guards then stopped to sniff the cannabis fumes. "Hmmmm... smells like Uncle Buck's apartment." He remarked it smelt like his uncle's apartment.
Mr Burbs could see on the security cameras his goons and workers collapse from getting high on cannabis.
"Curse! Smithers send in reinforcements!" Mr Burns demanded.
"Uh sir... you only hired ten men..." said Smithers.
"Oh..." said Nd Burns.
"And the Jewish guy has to leave by sunset." said Smithers.
"Blast!" said Mr Burns.
Homer was knocking out the drugged guards with his Defender. A breeze block on a chain.
Marge and Lisa were feeding hemp fumes into the ventilation to make the guards silly.
...
"Now to stop this missile and make mom happy! Die stupid machines die!" He smashed up the computers with the Defender.
"No dad! No!" Lisa yelled.
"Critical malfunction in launch pad. Mission aborted. Base self destruct sequence initiated." said a female computer voice.
"Uh oh!" said Homer as the lights went down and the red emergency lights flashed and the base shook violently as it began to self destruct.
"Well that sorted things..." said Lisa shrugging.
"Dad we have to get out of here! Run!" Bart yelled. They evacuated as ominous Super Metroid self destruct music played. Dun dun dun dun dun!
Oscar was making his escape his own way as Super Metroid music played.
"Cooool! A self destruct sequence!" He cooed as he escaped.
"Also why the red emergency lights..." Oscar pondered as he escaped. Sirens screeched and things exploded.
The Simpsons escaped and watched as the factory exploded.
"Coooool!" said Bart.
"Oh no! Oscar's in there!" Lisa cried.
"No I'm not!" I got out just before you guys!" said Oscar.
They all hugged him.
"Phew! I wonder if Old man Burns made it out alive..." said Bart.
"I hope not. He's had it coming for years..." said Oscar.
"Oh well, let's get home. Tell Mom the good news!" said Homer.
"I don't think so." said Mr Burns with badly singed clothes and hair pointing a gun at them. "For destroying my launch base and foiling my plans to pollute the Amazon, I'm not firing you Simpson. I'm going to kill you and all your family! Starting with your wife Marge!"
The Simpsons gasped.
"No!" Oscar dived at him, pushing him off of a cliff, they both plunged to their doom!
"Oscar!" Lisa cried.
"His sacrifice will not be in vain..." said Homer. "Let the buzzards have him, lets go home..." said Homer.
Marge frowned at Homer as they headed home.
...
They got home where Mona was waiting.
They celebrated.
"But no more stupid hippy stunts mom!" Homer groaned.
"Okay Homer... for you dear..." said Mona. "And Lisa I want my earrings back please."
"Fine..." said !isa giving her back her earrings.
"So where's Oscar?" Mona asked.
"He gave his life to save us." Lisa said tearfully.
At the site of the destroyed rocket launch site, Oscar in very bad shape crawled out of an abyss and stood catching his breath as he stared up at the sun setting. Binary Sunset from Star Wars played.
The end!