Love, Springfieldian Style Another Valentine's Day/Love Day episode...
Plot
The opening is a musical opening.
L is for the way you look at me.
Homer and Marge look lovingly at one another.
O is for the only one I see.
The camera is way to focused on Lard Lad's donut. On Valentine's Day he carries a pink heart shaped box of chocolates.
V is very, very extraordinary.
Apu has Han Solo'd himself in chocolate again...
"Help Help! I can't breath!' He cries.
Sweet on you.
"Release the hounds!" said Mr Burns to Smithers. Demanding the hounds be released.
E is even more than anyone that you adore.
...
The episode opens with Homer blindfolded as Marge drives the car somewhere.
"I can't wait to see my Valentine's Day surprise." said Homer blindfolded and excited. He was holding Valentine's Day gifts and balloons.
The kids were coming too.
"Good, 'cause I'm parking at it right now." said Marge. She parks the car.
"Yeah i'm sensible letting you drive dear. Unlike Peter Griffin..." said Homer.
Peter was trying to drive blindfolded to his surprise...
"Tell me where to go Lois!" said Peter blind from a blindfold as he drove erratically.
"Left! LEFT!" Lois yelled.
"I don't know what left is! All I see is black!" Peter yelled.
Removing his blindfold, Homer sees they're at a Valentine's Day themed um theme park with a love tunnel etc.
"A carnival? What's so romantic about this?" Homer asked. It's a love themed carnival...
Suddenly the kids run off to give them space.
"Bye!" said Bart,
"See you later!" said Lisa.
Maggie sucked her pacifier and stumbled after Bart and Lisa.
Hugo jabbered and growled in a beastly manner as he crawled about after his siblings.
"Smell ya later!" said Oscar heading off after Hugo etc.
Homer smiled, at last he was alone with his darling wife.
"For the next two hours, we'll be kid-free." said Marge sighing in love.
"It'll be just like the time we lost them at the mall." said Homer. That's real nice ya jerk...
Marge grumbled knowing of a memory he was recalling.
"That was the best Christmas ever." Homer continued.
"Homer! That wasn't the best Christmas ever! I was worried sick and panicking!" Marge nagged.
Homer sighed.
"Let's go on the tunnel of love." said Marge.
"Ah the old classic..." said Homer.
...
They go on the tunnel of love ride.
"Ah, the Tunnel of Love. Nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy." said Homer.
A witch popped out cackling. Why there are Halloween animatronics from a ghost train ride on the Love Tunnel ride I don't know!
"Marge! Look over there!" Homer saw something fascinating.
The kids were watching them as the swan boats traveled into the tunnel from the queuing area.
"Mom and Dad are in there. Want to ruin their fun?" Bart asked Lisa.
"Bart, no, it's Valentine's Day." Lisa sighed.
"Okay... but if Dad kisses Mom too much, a stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy, and the next thing you know, we find a baby brother in the cabbage patch!" said Bart clearly having no knowledge of how reproduction works.
"Here's a thumbnail sketch: In the first place, you..." He had drawn a childish scribble of what he just described. Including the baby in a cabbage.
"Do whatever you want." Lisa sighed leaving.
"That drawing is crap..." said Oscar looking at Bart's scribbles.
Bart frowned at him.
"That's not how babies are made. Let me tell you!" said Cousin Hank who is much older and has attended sex education classes. "First the man puts his..."
"HANK NO!" Lisa yelled.
"And I'm the perv apparently..." said Oscar.
Hank glared at him.
"I'm getting a candy apple." said Hugo exasperated as he left.
"Love apple..." said Oscar correcting him.
"Whatever..." said Hugo.
Oscar followed Hugo about past the stalls where you can buy things.
"Oh a kiss me boogie lantern!" said Oscar.
"No Oz..." said Hugo.
"Kiss it..." said Oscar.
"No Oz..." said Hugo.
"Kiss it.." He said obsessed.
...
Bart laughed maniacally and poured powdered gelatine into the river of the Love Tunnel. The water solidified into bouncy, squishy Jello. The couples in the swan boats grunted as the boats came to a halt stuck in the jello.
"Due to a classic Jell-O prank, this ride has been disabled. Please remain in your boats. You will be charged for the extra time." said a ride operator over the speakers.
"No they won't said Oscar over the speakers. We hear a gun clicking.
"Okay fine you won't..." said the ride operator worried.
Marge and Homer groaned and muttered.
"This is a terrible Valentine's Day." Marge sighed.
"What if I told you some of the greatest love stories of all time?" Homer said trying to lighten the mood.
"Romeo and Juliet?" Marge asked.
"She pretended to poison herself. He thought she had died for real and really poisoned himself and died. She was heartbroken he really died and died of grief." said Oscar.
"Plus we already did a production of Romeo and Juliet In season 15. When we we doing a school play about Shakespeare. I was Juliet, Nelson was Romeo." said Lisa.
Homer and Marge sighed annoyed.
"And Nelson ruined it by ad libbing..." said Lisa.
"Arthur and Guinevere?"
"He was killed by Mordred... Who also loved Guinevere, and was his evil half nephew or something." said Oscar.
"Also Disney never adapted Arthur's later life, only when he was a child..." said Lisa.
Homer groaned.
"Brangelina?" Marge asked.
"They're no longer a thing and she kept adopting African children..." said Oscar. He scooped up some of the jello water into an ice cream goblet and sprayed Cool Whip on top of it and began eating it.
Homer groaned exasperated.
"Even better, a tale of... One moment." Homer threw a shoe at Oscar.
"Oof!"
"A tale of two young outlaws in love."
Bonnie and Clyde
"They were the Bonnie and Clyde of their day. Their names were Bonnie and Clyde." Homer narrated.
"Well duh..." Oscar cut in.
"Shut up!" Homer growled.
It was the 1920s or 30s or so. Ie speakeasies, People driving in hearses as their ordinary day to day cars and Tommy guns...
Cleatus the slack jawed yokel is single in this time line and so is Marge as she is playing the role of Bonnie, of the infamous Bonnie and Clyde.
"Miss Bonnie, might I escort you to the picture show? I swear I won't misbehave." Cleatus or Cletus asked her politely.
"I promise nothing!" said 1930s Bart with a slingshot and a whoopee Cushing and other prank devices.
"Then no, thank you." said Bonnie.
Cletus sighed.
"This is Texas, future home of Akeem Olajuwon!" said Bonnie. I have NO idea who that is! "And I've got dreams as big as he will be." said Bonnie.
"I want action!" She was bored.
"I want action too! Come on people! I said action!" said a fat director in shorts, a short sleeved shirt and a beret.
Marge as Bonnie was exasperated.
"Action, eh?" Homer arrived as Clyde.
"Clyde Barrow , local bad boy." He introduces himself.
"Bonnie Parker." Marge as Bonnie replied.
"Say, if you're so bad, you could go stick up that feed store over yonder." Bonnie dared him.
"Hmm..." Homer as Clyde pondered.
"Unless... you're chicken." said Bonnie.
"Mmmmm... chicken..." said 1930s Oscar drooling with hunger.
"No one calls me "chicken" without goading me into doing something stupid!" said Clyde. He shot up his dad's feed store and stole from it.
"Ya idjit! You could've had anything you want for free! You're a co-owner!" Abe yelled.
"I'll see you at Thanksgiving!" said Clyde to him as he left with his new girlfriend, Bonnie.
"Oats!" said someone. Possibly Clyde as he had stolen from his own store...
"Did someone say oats?! I'm Wilford Brimley! I was in Cocoon! I have Diabeetus!" said Wilford Brimley.
"Narrator no!" Bart groaned. Hehehehe... Wilford Brimley...
"Texas caviar!" Clyde had stolen some caviar too. I um can't make a joke out of that.
"Good times." said Clyde.
...
"Finally. Some excitement." Bonnie sighed, She um likes breaking the law...
"Wow, I guess violence is her only turn-on." said Clyde.
"Well, there might be others, but I'm too lazy to figure out what they are. So violence it is!" He continued talking to himself.
They then kiss...
"Oh, there's somethin' this kissin' is missin'." said Clyde.
He shoots someone.
"Oh, Clyde, you know just what a girl likes." said Bonnie.
"Why are you shooting at us? We cooperated fully!" Gil whined.
"It's a sex thing!" Clyde yelled.
"Say no more!" said Gil.
Then Ned Flanders of the 1930s arrived.
"Hey, can I give you folks a lift?" He asked.
"Yes, to a series of banks, up and down the state." Bonnie and Clyde intended to rob a few banks...
"Banks? Well, deposit yourselves in a seat because you've earned my interest!" said Ned.
"Stupid Flanders..." said Clyde.
...
Then Jay Z and Beyoncé sang a song about Bonnie Clyde. It's funny because they're modern day R & B/ Hip Hop and they've singing about 1930s gangsters...
Homer and Marge as Bonnie and Clyde felt baffled by the modern day music which would be futuristic music to them.
They angered the authorities enough by robbing banks that Wiggum called back the military from Pearl Harbour to catch them.
"Just remind me to send the military back to Pearl Harbour okay?" Wiggum asked.
"Certainly sir." said an obviously Japanese spy... Hehehehe Pearl Harbour...
Bonnie and Clyde were storing their stolen money under G.
"Why G?" Clyde asked.
"Because Gee! This is a swell lot of money!" said Bonnie.
Ned soon found out they were outlaws. That didn't bother him too much. However he was outraged they were an unmarried couple! Oh no they're annoying God!
"Look at me! I'm Flanders Dee! Outraged by love out of matrimonyyyyy! Don't go to bed, till you're legally wed! I can't! I'm Flanders Dee!" Clyde sang mocking him.
Flanders seethed and ratted them out to the authorities.
Bonnie and Clyde died in a gun battle in their car. They were famous for meaning a violent end. Like that couple in that Boyzone song, It's only Words. Who were fleeing the Russians... I'm serious, some karaoke bars play a music video of a Russian couple fleeing over it!
Bart winced.
Um it might be the Bee Gees cover.
"Ow! Why are you shouting me! That hurts!" Clyde whined.
And so they died together.
"And ended up like Swiss cheese..." said Homer narrating.
Later in the 1990s Bart rode in their death car that was an exhibit at a car museum.
(Bart making childish noises while pretending to drive.)
"Bart! Get out of Bonnie and Clyde's death car!" Homer yelled.
Bart annoyed hit the door of the glove compartment. It fell open and there was the last of their stolen money they robbed from the banks. "Ah ha!" He pocketed it.
The end!
"That was boring..." said Bart admiring his prank.
"That was horrible and violent! I don't think we were supposed to be listening to that story!" Lisa gasped.
"Yeah that was a rather violent story Homie..."
"The violence was the only good bit..." Oscar was bored too.
The ride was still stuck in the Jello as we end the first act!
Plot 2
"We want to listen to a story!" Bart whined.
"A story suitable for children." said Lisa.
"No I like R rated violence! Oh and nudity! Let's retell an adaptation of Titanic!" Oscar cut in.
"NO!" Everyone yelled at him.
Oscar pouted.
"All right." Marge had a suitable story.
"This is a story of two dogs with a love so strong, no hose could separate them." We cut to a rather familiar Disney movie... "I call it Shady and the Vamp."
"Basically Disney's Lady and the Tramp but we changed the names so Disney won't sue..." said Oscar.
"Shut it!" Homer barked.
"I need the bathroom." said Hank.
Homer groaned.
Shady and The Vamp
A clear spoof of Disney's Lady and the Tramp...
It was Christmas night with people singing "It's a beautiful night..." from Disney's Lady and the Tramp... while we pan over an upperclass neighbourhood during a snowy winter at Christmas.
A couple called Jim Dear and Darling were opening their presents. Jim bought his wife a blue version of Lady the spaniel. Well you see, Marge was playing the role of Lady/The Vamp. And um she has blue hair.
"How obvious..." Hugo sighed.
"You shouldn't buy a pet for Christmas... a pet is for life..." Lisa frowned.
Anyway the new puppy didn't like sleeping downstairs, in the dark on her own.
The Vamp whimpered and cried.
"Awwwwwww!" Lisa cooed.
However Jim is a jerk and won't let the puppy upstairs and yells at it.
"You can't have the animals on the bed! And I don't want them on our bed! What if they pee or poop!?" Homer yelled over the story.
"I let my pet teddy bear creature sleep on my bed..." said Oscar.
"Yeah and he probably pees on it!" Homer yelled.
"I have a waterproof plastic sheet over the mattress because I have accidents too." said Oscar.
Anyway eventually Jim Dear and Darling relent.
...
The next chapter is about young Lady/The Vamp growing up.
The blue puppy digs up the flowers...
Darling Aka Mrs Dear gasped.
Ripping the newspaper trying to get it in through the dog flap.
Jim uses the hole in the newspaper to reach his coffee and dunk his donut while keeping his face hidden. For some reason Disney doesn't want us focusing too much on what the humans look like and not what the dogs look like. The story is about the dogs...
Later Lady/The Vamp gets her collar and license.
Then She meets a Scottish dog called Jock who's a secondary character. In canon he's black furred. In this spoof because all the animals are played by Simpsons characters, He is portrayed by Groundskeeper Willie as a red furred Scotty dog.
"Ach! Hullo lass!" said Willie.
"Hi there. Yes I'm blue in this adaptation of a famous Disney film..." said the Vamp.
"Ach! Well I'm red in this adaptation." said Groundskeeper Willie as a dog.
"I want to know why she's called The Vamp when she's not a vampire..." said Oscar.
Ace winced exasperated.
"Can you not interrupt please..." Marge sighed.
Anyhoo. After meeting Groundskeeper Willie as Jock and um Otto as that bloodhound, Trusty. The local bad boy, a mongrel called Shady arrived.
Played by Homer.
"The Real Slim Shady!" Oscar yelled.
"No Oz! Damn it!" Bart yelled annoyed.
The Simpsons were baffled.
"May the Real Slim Shady please stand up!" said Homer as Shady. I am running with this gag! Mwuhahahaha!
Bart sighed exasperated.
Shady started rapping. "Yo G!"
Willie as Jock the Scotty dog didn't like Shady.
"Aye! He's up to no good lass! A fancy house mutt as yerself ought to keep away from a mongrel like him!" said Willie as Jock.
...
Shady went off in a huff. He then noticed the local dog catcher truck had captured Peg, a Pekingese dog and a bulldog who are friends with Shady.
He pulls out the peg keeping them caged in. The door flies open and they escape.
"Thanks Shady." said the dogs and they fled somewhere.
Also Shady likes to annoy the dog catcher.
"Stupid dog!" The Dog catcher yelled.
Elsewhere The Vamp noticed her owners acting peculiar. Ie they didn't want to play with her.
She didn't understand Jim's wife is pregnant!
The Vamp only figured out what was happening when Jim Dear and Mrs Dear showed her their new baby. Jim Jr. Who is cute and funny at the end of the movie when you actually see him...
And from this funny discussion between Jim and the doctor.
"Oh Doc! It's a boy! It's a boy!"
"Yes. I can see that he's a boy." said the doctor dryly.
However Jim Dear's sister Aunt Sarah moves in to babysit. Also she's an evil bitch to Lady/The Vamp!
"Narrator language!" Marge scolds the invisible narrator.
Mrs Darling during and after her pregnancy developed a craving for Chop Suey. Yes Chop Suey...
"Mmmmmm! Chop Suey..." Oscar drooled.
Lisa sighed exasperated.
In the story Aunt Sora is being evil to Lady/The Vamp.
"Can I kill Aunt Sarah..." Oscar asked frowning.
"No Oz..." Homer sighed.
Shady was admiring Lady from afar while talking to the bull dog Tramp is friends with.
"She's so beautiful. Imagine what she looks like with her collar off." said Shady. Eeeeeew!
"A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that. Even her fleas have more class than you." Also the bulldog is voiced by Moe.
In Vamp's blue fur were green cartoon fleas with big round green shiny noses like that cartoon flea in Casper the Friendly ghost that was irritating a puppy he found. The green cartoon fleas were dressed in a posh manner.
"Lady Bitington, will you be summering in the hindquarters again this year?" said the cartoon flea from the Casper cartoon wearing a bowler hat.
"Oh, no! Chompy and I have taken a cottage in West Leg. It's where all the fleas are fleeing." said a green cartoon lady flea with a green shiny round nose. She waved her fan to cool herself.
...
Back in dog sized proportions.
"Ach! I told you to scram! You feckin mongrel!" Willie as Jock shooed away Shady and his scruffy, lower class friends.
In Vamp's mansion.
Aunt Sarah was still being an evil bitch. This session of babysitting she bought a basket with her.
Two Siamese cats come out.
"We are Siamese if you prease! We are Siamese if you don't prease!"
"Oz no! Not those racist cats!" Lisa yelled.
"Zip it! They're major characters!" said Oscar.
Lisa frowned.
"We like ah dah flied lice! We so solly!" said the racist cats in exaggerated Asian accents.
Also their not just Siamese as in Siam/Thailand. They're twins too.
Hugo chuckled.
Bart frowned at him. "Can we not go on about how we were Siamese twins..."
Anyhoo the cats get Vamp in trouble by smashing up the place and pretending she has attacked them
Aunt Sarah assumes the worst of poor Vamp and takes her to be muzzled.
Vamp flees while wearing a muzzle and bumps into Shady.
She doesn't have Jock to warn her away from him.
Plus Shady is more than happy to help her get rid of the Muzzle.
They sneak into a zoo.
They ask Al the alligator for help. However he just wants to eat The Vamp.
A hyena voiced by Ripper Roo laughs maniacally like Ripper Roo. Cough redundant sentence.
"Omg! This zoo has Clownjas!" Oscar yelled visiting the zoo.
Clownjas laugh like Ripper Roo...
Bart winced.
Shady and the Vamp then visit a beaver with a lisp.
"Ssss(Whistle)Sixty Sssss(whistle)Six Perc(whistle)ent!" said the beaver.
"Can we also aside from the racist cats, Can we also not mock my lisp..." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature as he made an involuntary whistle when saying also, aside, racist, cats, also again and at the end of lisp. He has huge buck teeth so he has a Disney beaver lisp.
Oscar laughed as Teddy involuntarily whistled through his huge buck teeth while speaking.
...
Shady and the Vamp went out on a date.
Unfortunately right when Artie Ziff as a dog was about to ask the Vamp out.
Artie sighed.
Shady and the Vamp copied that scene with the spaghetti dinner...
"Omg! There's dogs eating spaghetti! Luigi! The health inspectors will shut us down!" An Italian chef cried.
"Let go!" Shady and Vamp were fighting over a piece of spaghetti.
"No you let go!"
"We already did this joke with Santa's Little Helper and his girlfriend..." said Bart.
"We did this joke but with some random basketball player or rapper drowning the dogs..." said Peter Griffin.
"Why..." Oscar frowned at him.
Then Luigi the Italian chef sings such a beautiful night.
"I represent the estate of Disney! Cease and Desist!" said Blue Haired Lawyer.
Anyhoo The Simpsons skipped a lot of scenes and The Vamp is now pregnant...
She had a litter of puppies played by Bart for the boys, and Lisa for the girls.
Two of the puppies were conjoined twins played by Bart and Hugo.
Puppy Hugo laughed maniacally while his twin gave him a frightened look.
"Author no!" Bart groaned.
Anyway... Instead of The Vamp getting captured by the dog catcher. Her puppies do.
Also Willie as the evil dog pound owner makes several inappropriate gas chamber gags...
"Hey I'm not a dog! I talk and wear clothes!" said Goofy. Yes Goofy.
"Yeah, yeah... in you go you daft mutt..." said Willie putting him in a gas chamber! Yes a gas chamber. Apparently according to Fox animated sitcoms, Disney are Nazis...
"Cough! Gawrsh! Maybe we should have liked the Jews!" said Goofy dying from the gas...
"Narrator not funny..." Bart frowned.
Blame Matt!
Luckily Shady rescued three puppies before Groundskeeper Willie could gas them as well.
He mauled Willie then left with the puppies.
"Ow! Bite the hand that kills you eh?!" Willie yelled.
They all head home. Long the way they encounter scary alley dogs.
"Zuuuuuul!" said the pack leader.
"Eh..." said Shady.
"Nostalgia Critic gag..." said Oscar as a puppy.
"Zuuuuuuul!" said the pack leader of the scary alley dogs.
At Vamp's mansion. Vamp is happy to get her puppies back after they ran away to find their dad.
Aunt Sarah is being a bitch again.
"Wild dog!"
Vamp, Shady and their puppies mauled her.
Oscar laughed maniacally.
Lisa sighed exasperated over his hatred of Aunt Sarah.
Then there was a rat as the antagonist of the penultimate act of the movie.
A rat scuttled about. The Vamp growled because it was heading for the baby's room.
Shady caught the rat and killed it.
Then everyone celebrates the next Christmas and Shady is welcomed into the Dear family.
Also in the Disney film, Scamp the puppy kept grabbing the seat of Jim Jr's baby pyjamas and pulling to try in a failed attempt to drag the much larger baby off somewhere.
"Ie like Teddy my living teddy bear creature. He sometimes grabs the toe of my feety pyjamas or the butt flap and drags me off wherever he wants to take me." said Oscar.
Teddy smirked.
Homer sighed. "Real fascinating kid..."
"Can we do the sequel, Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure?" Oscar asked.
"No!" said Homer.
Oscar pouted.
Plot 3
The Simpsons were still in the Tunnel of Love.
"This is boring..." Homer groaned.
"We just did an adaptation of Disney's Lady and the Tramp..." Marge sighed.
"I have a story." said Lisa.
Bart whined.
"We roshambo'ed and you keep picking rock..." said Lisa.
Her Story was about Sid Vicious from the Sex Pistols and Nancy.
Sid and Nancy
Loud rebellious music.
The Sex pistols were played by...
Bart Simpson as Johnny Rotten.
Nelson Muntz as Sid Vicious.
And Dolph and Jimbo as the other two... They didn't have obviously evil sounding names.
"God save the Queen! Now slag off!" Bart as a Johnny Rotten cursed.
Punk fans being rowdy.
"Shut your gobs!" said Nelson as Sid Victorious.
Bottles were thrown.
After the show all the R rated things they drank, snorted or smoked was censored with amusing kid versions.
They were drinking juice cartons for wine. And root beer for beer...
Bart as Johnny Rotten was drinking root beer...
"Bollocks! Ah shove it... Ugh... bloody hell..." said Bart as Johnny drunk.
Outside the story Marge grumbled disapproving.
"Yes well it is about punks. But it's a musical story about musicians." said Lisa.
Bart sighed.
"It was a simpler time. The era of the Brady Bunch." said Lisa.
"The Brady Bunch are the spawn of Satan!" said Oscar.
Lisa grimaced at him.
Bart gawked.
...
Back in the Sex Pistols story.
In between performances Sid met himself a bird. Lisa as Nancy.
"The only Nancy worth mentioning is Nancy Cartwright..." said Oscar.
Bart smirked.
Lisa sighed.
"Nancy, what are the odds?" Nelson as Sid gasped. "You sign up for a semester at U. of London; then I immediately do the same."
"Yeah, I'm really lucky you saved me from meeting other people and having new experiences." said Lisa as Nancy.
"I have no idea why I am being shipped with Nelson again... We're over..." said Lisa.
Sid and Nancy then got high on chocolate...
Oscar laughed.
"We can't use real drugs Oz..." Lisa as Nancy sighed.
Anyway she got high on chocolate.
"CHOCOLAAAAAAATE?!" Tom the fish from Spongebob screamed.
Nelson as Sid winced.
"Chocolate!" Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold was a Chocolate addict in a very bad state from chocolate deprivation.
Bart as Johnny face palmed.
Speaking of Johnny...
While Sid was chomping Wonka, hehehehe... Bart as Johnny advertised margarine/butter by having it on his crumpets. It's true! He advertises butter!
"I'm Johnny. If you don't buy this butter I'm gonna whack you on the noggin with my guitar!" He yelled.
Bart outside the mini story winced exasperated.
"Mmmmmm... punk endorsed butter..." said Oscar.
Johnny Rotten also knew Jimmy Saville was a pedo and tried to warn everyone but the BBC sacked him.
"Okay can we not..." Bart winced.
So he sold butter.
Bart as Johnny sighed. "What Am I doing with myself... Advertising butter/margarine..."
...
The Sex Pistols then sang Holidays in the Sun.
(Singing about jumping over the Berlin wall)
"Why do you want to go to communist Germany?!" Oscar winced.
Bart as Johnny Rotten rolled his eyes.
"Up with anarchy!"
Lisa as Nancy turned up.
"Hey look at the American nerd bird!" said Jimbo.
"Hey she's my bird!" said Nelson as Sid.
"Word?" Peter Griffin grinned.
"Oh shit!" Oscar groaned.
Peter danced to Surfing Bird.
"Bollocks!" said Bart as Johnny.
"Slag off!" said Jimbo as a member of the Sex Pistols.
Sid was then caught eating chocolate.
"Sid! Have you been chomping Wonka?!" Jimbo as Paul yelled.
"Oompa Loompa doopity dooooo!" Oscar sang being silly.
Bart as Johnny Rotten sighed exasperated.
"From the top!" He got the band/group playing.
"Smash the flag. Burn the queen. Kick the sky. Antichrist!" Johnny sang.
The Sex Pistols played loud rebellious music.
And Nancy screwed up Sid's career by getting him hooked on chocolate...
Sid was um high on chocolate...
"Chocolate..." said Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold.
And Otto cameo'd as a British police man.
"Glad to be of service, old bean." said Officer Otto.
Oscar winced.
There was a shady alley dealer selling chocolate.
"Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!" Tom the fish from Spongebob screamed at him.