Chapter 102: Some Pun on the Word Sheep:
Ben Plotz' POV:
The Big City, which is one of the places under the tyrannical rule of the evil Aku. But right now, we're not talking about that, we're going to Aku's lair.
"Mad Scientist, what do you have for me," asks Aku.
"I am an angry scientist! And I have this powerful raygun!" The Angry Scientist then attempts to demonstrate... but nothing happens.
"What is this," asks Aku.
"I... uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... it..."
"You are fired!" Aku then throws him out.
. . .
The Angry Scientist was now in a dumpster, trying to figure out what went wrong.
"I know," says the Angry Scientist, "the plot device I inventend can be telling me!" Then the Angry Scientist activates the Plot Device, which then starts studying the raygun.
"It's simple," says the Plot Device, "you've invented a sheep powered raygun."
"You mean my ultimate doomsday weapon must be in the activated by a sheep?"
"Pretty much," says the Plot Device, "there's a farm where you could look for a sheep."
"Yes, I find the perfect sheep, use it to power my raygun, destroy the Samurai, then Aku will beg me to come back!" The Angry Scientist then lets out a laugh.
. . .
Meanwhile, in a farm, Jack, Jill, and Peter are listening to the story of Farmer John and they are getting bored.
"Blahh-blahh-blahh..."
But Jack notices a strange walking bush and it's walking towards a specific sheep. Jack gets suspicious and decides to take a look.
"That is very interesting, Farmer John," says Jill.
"Wanna hear my favorite song," asks Farmer John.
Farmer John: Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o!
"What does E-I-E-I-O stand for," asks Peter.
Farmer John then has a realization. "I have no idea."
. . .
Jack then slices the bush with his sword and sees who is after the sheep.
"Aku's mad scientist," says Jack.
"ANGRY! I am an Angry Scientist! Now, be giving me the sheep!"
"I do not know why Aku would be after a sheep, but I will protect him," says Jack.
"Then you must face the wrathinessness of my..." The Angry Scientist then realises he no longer had access to any of Aku's forces. "...running away!" The Angry Scientist then runs off, leaving Jack confused.
. . .
The Angry Scientist had a problem. "Somehow, I must be in the obtaining of that sheep, but first I must be in the getting the pastnessness of that meddling samurai." The Angry Scientist then had an idea.
. . .
Farmer John agreed to allow Jack, Jill, and Peter to provide security for the farm.
"Do you think Aku plans to eat the animals here," asks Jill.
"I'm not sure," Jack says.
Then they saw something. It was a shadowy figure. "Aku," they all said and they ran towards it.
. . .
Jack, Jill, and Peter then saw it was a robot wearing a large black sheet. "I'm the Plot Device."
"Did the Mad Scientist create you," asks Jack.
"ANGRY!"
"Yes and he asked me to act as a distraction," says the Plot Device.
"Then that means..." Jill begins.
. . .
The Angry Scientist then grabs the sheep.
"This will show Aku what I am to be in the capablenessness of," says the Angry Scientist.
. . .
Jack, Jill, and Peter arrive and see Farmer John crying because his sheep is missing.
"I found a trail of wool," says Peter.
. . .
Jack, Jill, and Peter then race, but where could the Angry Scientist be?
"Maybe if we looked at the fanfiction."
. . .
Ben Plotz: What are you doing here?
Farmer John: I'm just trying to help save my sheep. Now, let's take a look...
Ben Plotz: Will you get out of here?
Farmer John: In a minute. Ahh, they're in that old abandoned building that could make a great HQ for a top secret militery base.
. . .
"Did anyone else hear that," asks Jill.
"Worry about that later," says Jack, "let's go!"
. . .
Jack, Jill, and Peter arrive at the building and they find the sheep in a raygun.
"Now that I am having the perfecting power source, Aku will be rehiring me," says the Angry Scientist.
"Aku fired you," asks Peter.
"Yes and now for your doomness!"
"You are mad," says Jack.
"ANGRY! I AM AN ANGRY SCIENTIST!"
Jill then has an idea. "That's right, he's Angry. The Angry Chemist."
"Hubba-whatting? Finally, someone gets it right, but you get the scientist part wrong? I am a scientist!"
"Oh right," says Peter, "The Scientist with Some Issues."
"NO! THAT IS NOT RIGHT EITHER! I AM AN ANGRY SCIENTIST! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!" Then the Angry Scientist hit the 'Blast the Angry Scientist' Button. "Blast the Angry Scientist. Not to be one of my best ideas." The raygun then blasts the Angry Scientist, reducing him to dust. Jack then slices up the raygun and saves the sheep.
. . .
The sheep is then returned to Farmer John.
"Thanks, now I can..." And Farmer John keeps talking.
. . .
Meanwhile, with Aku. "The scientist is in a hospital," says Dazrin who sitting on Aku's lap.
"A sheep powered raygun. Pathetic." Aku then walks away.
CII
Will Aku come up with a way to defeat Jack? Will Jack get back to the past? Find out in Chapter 103, the Final Portal!