Chapter 115: Battle Through Time (1):

Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

Singer: Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
(Chorus: Wa-watch)

Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
(Chorus: W-watch out)

Gotta get back
(Chorus: Jack Jack Jack)
Samurai Jack
(Chorus: Wa-watch!)

Jack's POV:

We are now traveling through the time stream.

"It's actually happening," says Jill, "we're going home." She then hugs Ashi.

"Let's hear it for Ashi," says Peter, "when we get back, the first thing I'm going to do is show off my scars!"

"Will you mention that you got them by being turned into a merciless killing machine," I asked.

"I... might leave that part out," says Peter.

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... Guys," says Ashi, "it occurs to me now that I am new at this and there is a good chance, we may not reach the right time period."

"As long as we're not going further in the future," says Peter, "I do not think I can handle it if we end up 50 years later."

"We might meet the Scottsman's kids," says Jill.

"I believe we are reaching the end," says Ashi.

. . .

"Ancient Japan at last," says Peter, "with all the sushi we can eat!"

"This is not our home," I said, "this is Camp Kidney!"

"Maybe we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque," says Jill.

"Here we are," says Lazlo, "it used to be a regular camp, but then Chip and Skip... those two, accidently found something valuable and Aku decided to enslave us and force us to dig for him."

"So much dirt," says a guinipig, "MERF!"

"This is humiliating," says a platypus.

"Our scoutmaster said he was going to do something about it," says Lazlo.

"Did we not do this before," asks Jill.

"I think we are reliving your previous adventure," says Ashi, "also, I don't think any of them can see me. Again, I am new to this."

"What do we do," I asked.

"You guys are going to have to do what you did the last time you were at this camp," says Ashi.

. . .

The bugs come. "We have come for the Samurai," says one of them.

"I am here," I said. Like before, I fought the Beetledrones.

"Beetledrones," says Slinkman, "Aku's foot soldiers."

I then destroyed all of them.

The camp celebrates and Lumpus comes out of hiding. "I knew we'd win!"

"I think I got this," says Ashi. She then takes us through another time portal.

. . .

Now we're on the bridge where we met the Scottsman and his friends.

"Ah think we fun ourselves an audience," says a woman.

They continued and then stopped.

"Excuse us," I said. We had to do it like before.

"'n' how come shuid we shift," asks a man who is missing a leg.

"We need to get through," says Peter.

"Weel, mibbie we need tae git though tae," says the other man.

Then they started insulting us.

"I fear no man," I said.

"That's muckle blether comin' fae a sissy wee jimmy haudin' a butter claymore!"

Once again, the Scottsman and I fought. I forgot how skilled he was. It's funny, he was a lot like myself, only harder to understand at times. Then the Bounty Hunters came. "Time to go," says Ashi. She then took us through another portal.

. . .

Now we were in the time where we had to save the Scottsman's wife.

"Ah dinnae suppose traivelin us richt intae this bathering airmie wis pairt o` yer plan," says Fergus' Wife, "Weel, dinnae juist staun thare, defend me!"

We ended up fighting them off, but then the Celtic Master of the Hunt came.

"The Moon is full," says the Celtic Master, "destroy the intruders and throw the fat female in the pot!"

Hearing the word fat, Fergus' wife went mad and started beating the Celtic Master down.

"Wow," says Ashi, "let's go!" She then took us through another portal.

. . .

I was alone, but I was wondering where everyone else was. Then I saw Ashi with the other Daughters of Aku. Ashi had a look that said sorry. ""DIE, SAMURAI," shouts Ashi, but this time with discomfort. Now I see. During this, Jill was being a pacifist and Peter was Pan.

. . .

After I made the temple explode, the four of us regrouped.

"I had to leave Johnny, Frankie, and Dexter," says Jill.

Ashi then took us through another portal.

. . .

Now I am in the time where Ben Tennyson found the Omnitrix and became Ben 10.

"I just realized I do have a reason to fight," says Ben, "it's to stop bullies like you. In other words, you're gonna lose!"

"I never lose," says Mandy.

"Didn't you lose to the Samurai last time," asks Billy as he was trying to get off the web.

"I'm not afraid of you," says Mandy.

"Would you like to see something really scary?" Ben then peals back some of his skin and... whatever it was, it scared Mandy. She was on the ground, shaking, in a fetal position. "Woah, that was unexpected." The watch then times out. Ben and I then leave.

. . .

We regrouped again and Ashi took us through another portal.

. . .

Now we are in the graveyard when the zombies rose.

"I'm not going to have to let them bite me, am I," asks Peter.

"Ashi, try to see if you can get us out before Aku takes my sword," I said.

"Right," says Ashi.

We fought through the zombies and then Ashi took u through a portal.

. . .

We are now faced with Mandark, but unfortunately-

"DeeDee," says Mandark, "oh, what a heavenly name the Eternals have blessed her with! I will return your sword to you if you set me up on a date with that golden haired angel who praises our undeserving world with her infinite beauty!"

"Get us out of here," says Jill.

Ashi opens another portal.

. . .

I'm not sure if we are ever getting back.

CXVI

In the next chapter, Jack and his friends end the time traveling adventure.