Highschool DxD Fanfiction Cliches

by LunarKnot

An ordinary story about ordinary situations involving ordinary characters making ordinary decisions! If you want to have that ordinary feeling that you read something by reading something, then this is the fanfiction for you! DxD edition!

3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Issei (!Strong!Non-perverted!Harem!Overpowered!)

Issei was 6ft 9 inches tall and fucking ripped. His muscles were so jacked that professional bodybuilders who have been toning their entire adult lives would weep that some brat was handed everything they've worked towards by an omnipotent god. Of course because of Ddraig or draig or something (pronounced "d-r-a–a-e-g") he was also irresistible to all the girls around him. Only the hot ones of course, which was every woman in Kuoh apparently. Why? Well, dragon aura or musk or smell or some other stupid Hentai-level justification like that.

But Issei was a gentleman. He didn't take advantage of all the girls that wanted his huge dick, that's because acting on perverted impulses was wrong. His dick was so huge that it reached the sun, which Amaterasu, Japanese Goddess of the Sun (and other things too, but it's not like the author can bother with the 2 second google search that would take) took advantage of, that's why morning wood exists.

Issei was also strong. So strong that he could talk shit to Sirzechs Lucifer and Sirzechs Goddamn (get it? Cause you know… ) Lucifer was too scared to fight him. But also weak enough to be challenged to make for interesting action you know, like get his teeth kicked in and his lunch money stolen by Freed Sellezen. A crazy guy with a gun and lightsaber and some anime sword style training.

Then a big-ass harem of girls all just agree to share one guy, even if some (or most) of those girls most definitely would not be okay with that, at least not without securing their own special position in the harem. But but but! Issei still doesn't sex up all these girls who clearly want it because he's "Non-perverted". In fact he's so "non-perverted" that you might think he's a eunuch, obviously he's not though, because his dick is so huge it can be seen from anywhere on the planet.

Then the story dies one day with no explanation, because that's the end fate for some 90% of all fanfictions in general. If you're lucky the author will tell you it's discontinued, if the author is a right bastard then they'll mark their discontinued story "complete".

The End.