With one final roar of his engine, the pumping of pistons ceased as the biker fell backwards onto the bed, marking one more in the long line of X's with chalk.
"Come on, are you fuckin' kidding me?" A nude Panty grumbled, slapping the exhausted biker's rear end, "Faster does not mean better, you asshole!"
Oblivious due to his haze of bliss, the biker mumbled to himself, "Dude, you're one hardcore angel, you get my motor running!"
"How is this fair? Look how many times you've cum!" Panty continued, pointing to the wall covered in an absurd number of X's, "I've only squirted once, and it wasn't that far!"
"You know what, babe?" the biker mumbled, still coming down from his angelic high, "You're more like a devil than an angel."
"Oh, real fuckin' profound…" Panty quipped, muttering an insult under her breath as she turned on the hotel room's TV, "Huh, what's going on here?"
The footage showed a bird's eye view of a high speed chase, a red sports car racing ahead of a familiar pink Humvee, a pack of police cars following close behind. "This is an incwedible tuwn of events!" the announcer spoke, a natural lisp turning many of his syllables into W's, "If you'we just joining us, an unmanned spowts caw has somehow wun a wiot!"
"Ha! It looks like that car's faster than you!" Panty joked, the mildly offended biker pushing back with his own boast, "No way! Nothin's faster than my ride, it even beat Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
With the mention of certain blue blur, Panty's eye began to twitch in anger, "Yeah, you mentioned that a dozen fuckin' times already…" Panty grumbled through grit teeth.
Before her anger could spiral, a loud ringing came from the angel's discarded shorts. Picking up her phone, she spoke into the receiver, "This is Panty."
"Panty!" the angered voice of Stocking shouted through the speaker, "Are you watching TV?!"
"No… I'm visiting the elderly at a nursing home." She replied, attempting, and failing to lie on the spot.
"Are you diddling another douchebag?" her sister yelled, seeing through the obvious façade, "Get your skank-ass out here and help me!"
"Whoops, I got another call." The blonde lied, her thumb hovering over the 'End Call' button, only for her sister to give out one more desperate manipulation, "Did I forget to mention, that little blue pincushion is out here too!"
"WHAT!?" Panty yelled, running up to the TV screen, only to see a blurry blue speck leap from the wing of a familiar red biplane.
"We can indeed confiwm," the announcer said excitedly, "Sonic the Hedgehog has joined the chase against the spectrawl spweedster!"
With that, Panty's rage at her previous defeat re-ignited as she quickly threw on her clothes, "You said your bike was as fast as him, right?"
"Uh… Yeah?" the biker said, not liking where this line of questioning was going.
"Great!" the blond growled, twirling the vehicle's keys around her finger, "Thanks for the ride, fuckface!"
As Panty sped off towards the chase, another set of eyes gazed over the news reel. Leaning back in his throne, Dr. Eggman addressed his digital daughter, "Just as I had predicted, Sage, those twin twits have led me right to more of those creatures!"
"Your logic is flawless as always Doctor," The young, white haired AI spoke through a built in speaker, "Shall I order him to intercept?"
"No," the doctor commanded, holding his hand up, "Tell him to wait for my signal, now that Sonic is there, I want to see what these 'Ghosts' can do in a combat scenario…"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OUT OF THE WAY LOSERS!" the Ghost screeched as he ran through a row of stoplights, sending pedestrians leaping out of the way to avoid getting splattered, "THAT MEANS I'M GONNA RUN YOUR ASSES OVER, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!"
The ghost's psychotic ramblings were cut off by the sight of the blue blur himself, easily keeping up with the car's break-neck speed even while running backwards with his eyes closed.
"Sup, bro?" Sonic calmly asked, shooting a pair of finger guns at the flabbergasted ghost, "Havin' some car trouble? If ya just pull on over, I'd be more than willing to-"
"I SAID, NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP ME, YA HEAR?!" The Ghost roared as he swerved wildly, forcing Sonic to fall back before he was rammed by the spirit's metal body, "THAT MEANS, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
"Jeeze! Tough crowd…" Sonic complained as See-Through rushed forward to match his speed, the gothic driver giving him a death glare.
"And just what in the fresh fuck are you doing here?" Stocking demanded, a strange green dog(?) creature beginning to growl as Sonic got closer to the Humvee.
"Well, since we got off on the wrong foot, I thought I'd make it up to ya'," the hedgehog pointed ahead towards the rampaging car, "I'll even give you a present too! Just give me like, 2 minutes, tops."
"Stay out of this you little creep!" Stocking yelled as she charged ahead, ramming into the ghost's back bumper.
"OH? YOU TRYIN' TO CATCH ME, KITTY CAT?" the ghost yelled as he began to ram the side of the Humvee, "WELL BRING IT ON, BITCH! BUT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE WHAT I'M PACKIN'!"
As the two vehicles swapped paint, sparks spread across the highway, a swift move from the ghost sent him flying away from See-Through, smashing through the window of a nearby shopping mall!
"THAT MEANS I HAVE A BIG DICK!" the spirit yelled as he careened through the mall, smashing through multiple kiosks, Stocking and Sonic following close behind.
"Oh yeah letting the guy rampage through a mall, I think I'll stay involved, thank you very much!" Sonic groaned sarcastically as he dodged flying debris, looking to make sure that no bystanders were hurt by the rampaging car.
Hearing this, the ghost began to grin as it looked back towards his two pursuers, "D'AWWWW, YOU SCARED I'M GONNA HIT SOMEONE, LITTLE HEDGEHOG?" he mocked as he spied a woman desperately trying to move her stroller out of the way, "THAT MEANS, I'M GONNA DO IT UNLESS YOU BACK OFF!"
"Oh, great job, dumbass!" Stocking berated as Sonic's eyes went wide, "You just gave the fucker a free win ticket!"
"WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, ME? OR THE- OW FUCK!" The Ghost's threat was quickly cut off by the arrival of Panty, slamming her borrowed (stolen) motorbike into the vehicle's side and away from the woman's stroller!
"Hey, shit pickle!" the blonde yelled as she kicked the spirit's side door, "Where you off too in such a fuckin' hurry?"
"WHO CARE WHERE I'M GOING AS LONG AS I GET OFF?" the Ghost said with a cackle, "THAT MEANS EJACULATE SPECIFICALLY!"
"Trust me queef-breath," Panty quipped, "If there's anything I understand, it's the Big O-"
"Oh good, you're both together!" Sonic interrupted, leaping on top of See-Through's roof, "You two keep an eye on speed demon here, I've got myself a plan!"
"Oh no ya don't, freakshow!" Panty yelled as Sonic leaped from the hummer's roof, reading her Backlace to blast the blue blur in midair!
"TAKE THIS, BLONDIE!" the ghost yelled as he slammed into the bike's side, sending it and the angel crashing through a toy store, "I BET YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, DON'T YA!?"
"Ha! That's what you get for being late!" Stocking laughed as Panty struggled to regain control of her bike. "Shit! Where'd Backlace go?" the blonde angel panicked as she looked for her weapon, only to see it re-form into her undergarments right around the spirit's visor!
"HEY, WHO TUNRED OUT THE LIGHTS?" The ghost asked as he began to swerve, from the sudden lack of sight.
"Enough of this shit! Scoot over!" Panty yelled as she leaped into the driver's seat of her hummer, shoving a surprised Stocking into the passenger seat. The bike careening backwards past the News Helicopter.
"It wooks as though the Anarchy sisters; Panty & Stocking have decided to join forces to catch this unwuwy woadster!" the announcer commented, "But what's this? There seems to be multiple bwoken powice caws fwying towards the cweepy coup!"
With a string of curses, Panty swerved to avoid the first barrage of wreckage that began to rain down on the highway, scrap metal and glass going everywhere as the green dog creature collected whatever weapons it could while Stocking closed her eyes and prayed to every candy company she could think of.
Looking up into the air, Stocking could see the Tornado dive bombing along with a barrage of wrecked Police cars that she recognized from earlier in the chase before even Sonic showed up.
"What the hell is that blue psycho even planning?" Stocking though between bouts of motion sickness.
"Sonic, what are you even planning?" Tails yelled as he struggled against the G-forces of the plane going straight down, Sonic giving him a smirk as he held onto the top wing of the biplane.
"This speed freak's been breaking cars even before I showed up," Sonic explained, psyching himself up for the stunt he had planned, "That'll give us plenty of ammo to let him have a taste of his own medicine!"
With that remark, Sonic leaped from the Tornado's wing, rolling his body into a spindash, and launching himself at the nearest hunk of scrap metal, which launched at terminal velocity into the ghost car's back!
"OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" The Ghost yelled as he was launched into the air from the force! Sonic continued his assault, homing in on car after car, each of them being launched into the helpless Ghost, creating a massive ball of scrap metal.
As the ghost roared in fury, the sisters watched in shock as the hedgehog pummeled their target with scrapped squad cars, Panty's astonishment quickly turning to anger, "This is a sick fuckin' joke, AT MY EXPENSE!"
ZOOOOOOOOOM~!
SMASH!
With one last smirk, Sonic launched his final homing attack into the amassed ball of broken beaters, his spinning form acting as a living buzzsaw as the scrap heap broke apart, sending the cubed body of the Ghost Car clattering to the concrete.
Landing with a THUD, Sonic grabbed and held the Ghost's mumbling head to his face, "Life in the fast lane a little too much for ya, road hog?" he gloated with a look of smug satisfaction on his face.
A look that was quickly cut off by the sound of squealing tires as See-Through skidded to a halt in front of him, an enraged Panty charging out of the driver's seat, her first raised to deck the blue blur in the face.
Thinking quickly, the hedgehog held up the Ghost's head to block each of her wild haymakers, the mangled spirit cursing with every hit.
"You little-" OW! "Kill stealing-" OOF! "Glory hogging-" WHY!? "COCKSUCKER!"
Sonic continued to use the spirit as a living shield as he spied Stocking sneaking up behind him, still stumbling from the wild ride and vomiting session she just finished up with.
Ducking another sucker punch, Panty's rage was replaced with confusion as her fist suddenly collided with her sister's face instead of the distracted hedgehog's.
"OW!" Stocking cried as she rubbed her lip, "You mental fucking reject, YOU HIT ME INSTEAD!"
The two's accidental friendly fire was met with laughter by the blue blur, watching from a vantage point on See-Through's roll bars, "HA! You two ever tried going into physical comedy? I bet you'd make a killing!"
Sonic's mockery was cut off by Chuck slamming his fangs into the hedgehog's arm, sending the speedster falling backwards with a YIPE as the cracked and unconscious helmet of the Ghost was flung into the air from his captor's sudden surprise.
As the sisters reached to try and grab the falling spirit, a metal set of talons dug into the spirit's dark helmet!
The sisters confusion only lasted a moment as the sound of a revving engine came from a nearby lamppost, at the top, the pair could see the sleek, metallic form of a robotic hedgehog, it's black and red eyes radiating with menace as it held its spectral prize with one hand.
"Oh god damnit," Panty groaned in annoyance, "First I lose my panties, and now there's two of these fuckers."
"Good to know I'm not still seeing double," Stocking confirmed, reading her katanas as the real hedgehog pulled himself out of the Humvee behind them.
"Still doin' Egghead's dirty work, metal me?" Sonic said with confidence, having tied Chuck up with a seatbelt, "Is that jerk still tryin' to bribe you with your old voice box?"
Perhaps it was just the angle that Metal Sonic was standing at, but the two Angels swore that the robot's already wrathful looking facial features somehow got even angrier at his counterpart's jab.
As the three stared each-other down as the tornado, the news chopper, and what little remained of the Daten police force circled in the background, Metal Sonic was the first to act, throwing the ghosts sleeping head into the air as it fired a wall of superheated plasma at his would be pursuers!
As the angels went sprawling to try and avoid getting burned, Sonic took off after the falling ghost, Metal Sonic following close behind and the Angels in the back.
The spirit's head traded owners many times as the two blue blurs smacked into each other, each trading hits, scrapes, and dents as they played the world's most dangerous game of keep away.
Trailing behind the two dueling blobs of speed, Panty lined up a shot from one of the bigger, meaner looking machine guns that a still stuck Chuck had collected during the rain of cars.
"So, how the hell do you know which ones the robot?" Stocking asked, holding the heavy vehicle as still as she could given the circumstances.
"Who gives a shit?" Panty growled as she set the gun to full auto, "I'll fill both of em' full of lead and worry about who's who later!"
Firing a barrage of hot lead at the dueling blurs, the volley was lucky enough to strike a distracted Metal Sonic, tearing off multiple chunks of his steel exoskeleton and leaving him wide open to a homing attack from his organic rival, only for him to nearly be shot down as well from the berserking angel's spray and pray.
As the blonde gunwoman loaded another magazine into her machine gun, her grip on the weapon was suddenly lost as See-Though swerved to avoid a sudden belting of gunfire coming from the Tornado as it dive bombed the Humvee.
"Why don't you pick on someone your own weight class!" Tails yelled as he passed over the Humvee, beginning his rise back into the air for another attack as the engine sputtered and one of the wheels began to flatten from the sudden damage.
With his hunters distracted, Sonic lined up his next attack on his still recovering doppelganger, launching a devastating spin-dash right into Metal Sonic's faceplate, but the machine was quick enough to block with the Ghost's severed head, the displaced momentum only cracking his visor instead of smashing his entire head to scrap!
As Metal Sonic was flung backwards though the air, he managed to spy the Tornado though the spiderweb crack on his visor. Making a split second calculation, the machine charged one last beam attack, a ball of high speed plasma laughing from its thruster and straight through the Tornado's fuselage!
POW!
Sonic forgot all about his escaping counterpart as he starred in horror at the now burning biplane, "Get out of there, Tails!" he yelled into his wrist communicator.
"I… I can't!" Tails' panicked voice crackled over his rapidly deteriorating radio, "My seatbelt's stuck! I can't…. breathe…"
In an instant, Sonic was at the now stopped See-Through, effortlessly weaving past Stocking's surprised sword slashes, and kicking the 12 gauge Panty had grabbed into low earth orbit.
"You can turn these into weapons, right?" the hedgehog questioned, holding up the blue underwear that Panty had lost earlier in the fight.
"Oh, hell the fuck no! Don't think, I'm not done with you-" Panty's rant was instantly cut off as Sonic grabbed her by the lapels of her jacket, his once cool, confident face now replaced with a look of genuine anger.
"Listen here, Blondie," he began, "I've put up with your little 'most dangerous game' schtick 'cause I thought it was fun, but if anything, ANYTHING, happens to my lil' buddy up there?"
Sonic's eyes narrowed as his grip tightened, his nose almost toughing the Angel's dumbfounded face, "I'll make sure that wrecking your car is the least terrible thing that'll happen to you."
Panty's sense of time slowed to a crawl; she thought about how Sonic had gone from mocking to serious when his 'lil' buddy' was in danger. As much as she hated to admit it, a Ghost simply wouldn't give a shit if their partner was in mortal peril.
And for once, Panty decided to ignore the slight burning sensation she felt when the hedgehog slammed her against See-Through, as turned on as she was by that, she could see he wasn't in the mood for that kind of answer.
In a move that surprised Stocking and even Sonic, Panty grabbed onto her weapon, shifting it's form into a pistol, "Wow, never thought I'd see a new meaning for blue balls," she said with a grumble, "Let's hope they can help your friend out."
With a slight blush, and a threat to never tell anyone about this, Stocking handed her sister her own underwear, the blond combining and transforming them into a massive rocket launcher.
"The best I can do is the chopper," Panty said as Sonic rolled into the launcher's barrel, "Think ya can handle it from there?"
"Are we gonna be able to show this on TV?" The cameraman asked as he focused on the still spiraling Tornado, "The pilot's still in there!"
"Just puwl away at the wast second, wike any othew twagedy!" The announcer said, covering his mic with his hand so no one at the station heard that, "I'm getting this on TV even if I have to bwow someone!"
The announcer's declaration was short lived as Sonic blasted through the side window of the helicopter, his momentum, and the cameraman's surprise, sending the unfortunate camera flying out the other window to its doom.
"Sorry fellas! Gotta save my bestie!" Sonic belted as he rolled into another Spindash, the momentum launching the chopper back a dozen feet, all the while the Announcer mourned his lost footage.
Speeding through the skies of Daten city, Sonic could sense the Tornado getting close. Deciding that his friend was worth much more than his biplane, the Hedgehog locked in his homing attack, and with the CRACK of a sonic boom, the blue blur tore though the cockpit of the ruined plane, its unconscious pilot being carried in his arms.
BOOM!
Using the backseat of See-Though as a landing pad, the pair rolled to a stop on the highway, Sonic resting his friend on the ground.
Finally getting a good look at the pilot who had harassed them throughout both of their fights, Stocking gasped as she gazed at the two-tailed fox, "Sweet mother of plushies," the Goth whispered, "He is so CUTE~!"
"I know it's a tall order," Sonic asked, oblivious to Stocking's gushing, "But do you have any kind of place we could-?"
"He can stay at our place!" Stocking shouted, both Panty and Sonic giving her a surprised look, "I- I mean both of you can stay, I'm sure we could m-make some kind of room… hehe…"
Giving her sister a dirty look, Panty leaned over to her, "Are you fuckin' serious?" she asked in a whisper, "First they kick our asses and wreck See-Through, TWICE, and now you wanna let them chill at our place?"
"Oh, come on, like they're gonna try anything," she argued while giving her kitten plush a tight squeeze, "Besides, that little fox is just so cute! I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing he's all roughed up like that."
"Uggghhh…" Panty groaned, turning back to the pair, "Ok fine, you can-"
In the time it took to discuss their plan, Sonic had already managed to move tails into the back of See-Through, Chuck having mysteriously freed himself and donned a white and red nurses cap to help treat tails.
Giving the confused Angels a look of impatience, Sonic tapped on a non existent watch.
"Are you guys just gonna stare at nothing or what?"