Chapter 2: Not So Happy Campers (Part 2)

All 22 campers are standing on top of the cliff in their swimsuits. "Okay! Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot high cliff, into the lake." explained Kris.

Bradley, who is wearing a short-sleeved dark blue/light blue surfing wetsuit with a dark blue wave on the front of it, looked at Taylor calmly, who is wearing a pink bikini and still wearing her red headband, "Piece of cake."

"If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, hahaha, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark-free."

LeShawn, who is wearing dark blue board shorts and a swim shirt with a light blue "L" on the front, looked at her. "Excuse me?"

"For each member of your team that jumps and actually... survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Kris gestures to the beach below, where the contestants sees a bunch of wooden crates, eight for each team. "Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge, building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first."

Bradley looks down the cliff. "Oh wow..." losing his confidence he had earlier, "So, who wants to go first?"

Everyone just stood awkwardly silent and cricket can be heard chirping.

"Hey, don't sweat it, guys. I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first to make sure its survivable." Olivia said, who's wearing a bright orange bikini that's tight around her body, giving her a prominent muffin top.

"Oh yeah, we totally did that." Kris nodded, all while averting her gaze from everyone.

Flashback

The camera flashed back to where Lunchlady and Kris were standing on the edge of the cliff. "We need to test the stunts first, you know that."

Lunchlady was wearing a purple bikini with blue flowers on it, along with a bright orange float ring around her waist and goggles on her head, "Do I look like an intern?"

"No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital!" she frowned at her, "C'mon, just jump it, you big chicken!" Then she started making chicken noises and flapping her arms like wings.

Lunchlady puts her goggles on, "I don't get paid enough for this, man." She jumped off. "ARRRRRRRR!" She then landed nowhere near the target, "Hey, I made it! I made it, man. I... Something just brushed by my foot! Hey Kris man, something ain't right down here!" A shark fin appeared in the water, then Lunchlady got dragged down. She jumped back up a second later "ARRRRRRR! Down boy! ARRRR!" She swam back to shore really fast, just as a shark tried to bite her.

"Well, that seems safe enough." Kris checked something of her clipboard and walked off.

"So, who's up?" Ivan asked, who's wearing light blue board shorts with a sport logo on them, and a dark blue swim shirt.

Everyone was still completely silent.

Denica, who's wearing a dark teal bikini, looked at Curtis, who's wearing grey board shorts with a white rim around the bottom of both legs, "After you."

Frowned at that, Curtis then smiled and said, "Oh no, ladies first."

"That's why I asked you first." Denica quipped. Curtis was annoyed by that remark.

Bradley was standing at the edge of the cliff. "Nevermind, I'll go. It's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks" he jumped off and did a smooth dive into the target area, he came up to the surface and waved at them all. Then a boat pulled up.

Taylor looked down. "He did it! Yeah! Yeah! I'm next." She took a running jump off the cliff and dived down, aiming for the water. "COWABUNGA!" Taylor cheered as she reaches the bottom... only to land on one of the buoys surrounded the safe zone. "UGGGGHH! Ooh!"

"Ohhh!" Bradley cringed, as Taylor slowly slide off the buoy and into the target water.

Georgia, who's wearing a dark blue bikini, jumped next. "WOOOO, HAHAHA!" she cheered and laughed as she dives down, with her cowboy hat somehow staying on her head.

Then Ivan. "LOOK OUT BELOW!" he yelled down.

"..." Then Denica who just crossed her arms silently, looking bored.

Next up is DJ, who's wearing a grey bikini. She stood at the edge of the cliff fearfully, looking down. "Uh uh. No way, man. I'm not jumping."

Kris smiled at her. "Scared of heights?"

"Yeah, ever since I was a little girl."

"That's okay, missy. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So, you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day." She puts a rubber chicken hat on DJ's head.

"Ohh man, for real?" DJ doesn't like her new headdress.

Kris started making clucking noises annd flapping her arms like a chicken. "That means the chicken path down is that-a-way." she points to... an escalator that somehow got built on the cliff. DJ slumped sadly to the escalator. "Next!"

Edythe, who's wearing a faded bathing suit, jumped next "YEEEEHAAAWWW". As she's falling, she then smashed into a rock jutting out of the side of the cliff and spun into the target area. Her team cheers for her, as they're now on the beach, and Edythe gives them a thumbs up.

Harriet, who's wearing a faded green bathing suit, looked down and jumped "Yes. Waahh!" she cheers... and ends up doing the splits, straight into the water.

SPLASH!

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Harriet shrieked with pain. Everyone watching, even the sharks, all winced as Harriet continued to scream and eventually sink into the safe zone, at least.

Kris looked down. "Oooooh, hate that if she were a boy."

Curtis, standing at the edge of the cliff, looked at her. "Excuse me Kris, I have a medical condition."

"What condition?" Kris asked.

"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."

"You can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll hate you."

"It's a calculated risk." he said, crossing his arms confidently. "I've seen the other team, and I don't think nine of them will jump."

"Alright, here's your hat." Kris said as she puts a chicken hat on Curtis' head. She then pulls out her clipboard and looks over it. "So let's tally up the results. Hold on. That's 8 jumpers and 2 chickens. We're missing one."

She looked over to Kam and Sam, who are both wearing violet-pink board shorts, and hugging each other. "I'm not jumping without Kam!" Sam said, with Kam nodding in agreement.

"We have to be on the same team, Kris!" Kam said to the host, before he and his best friend ran up to her.

"Please! PLEASE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?" Both Kam and Sam repeatedly asked the hostess.

Isaac, who's wearing a green swim cap and green board shorts, said, "I'll switch places with him."

Kris looked ticked off and relented. "Alright, fine! Sheesh! You're both on the Killer Bass now. Isaac, you're on the Screaming Gophers."

Isaac shrugged as he heads over to his new team with Kam and Sam fist-pumping. "Yes!" The two bros cheered.

"That means you're up, boys."

"Here we come, Killer Bass!" They both jumped fearlessly, screaming and landed in the target zone.

"Okay, so that's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens. Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

"Nice!" said Trisha, who's wearing a dark orange bikini. "Okay guys, who's up first?"

They were all silent until Heath, who's wearing faded red board shorts, crossed his arms and said, "There's no way in hell I'm doing this."

"Why not?" asked Bert, who's wearing a light pink swim shirt and dark pink board shorts.

"Uh, hello, international TV." he said as if it was obvious, "I just put on new hair gel I bought before coming to this crappy camp, it'll look bad wet. I have an image to maintain."

Glen, who's wearing black board shorts, raised an eyebrow. "Seriously?"

"Yes seriously! I don't expect you to understand, pale boy!" Glen glares at him.

Lenny, who's wearing red board shorts, spoke up, "Well then, I'm not doing it either." They smile at each other.

LeShawn went up to them. "Oh you're doing it." he told Heath in an aggressive tone.

"Says who?" Heath glared at him.

"Says me, that's who! I'm not losing this challenge 'cause of some spoiled little rich boy." Lenny backs away from the two and stands next to Nora, who's wearing a teal bikini with red flowers on it, Justice, who's wearing a blue bikini, and Trisha.

"Piss off, ghetto-boy, too-baggy-pants-wearing, rap star wannabe."

"Fast car-driving, hair gel-obsessed, drama-causing, prom king!"

Heath narrowed his eyes and smirked. "Well, at least I'm popular."

Everyone gasped in shock to hear that final insult, winced in response to the cockfight going on, or smirked as they watched the show. All except Justice, who seems to be in her own little world as she stares up at the shining sky, waving her luxurious hair through the non-existing wind.

"You're jumping." LeShawn said, as he got right into Heath's face.

Heath did the same back. "Make me." LeShawn growls, grabbing Heath and easily lifts him over his head, with Heath facing the sky. This display of strength caught everyone by surprise. "What the (BLEEP), man?! Put me down!" Heath shouted as LeShawn stomps over to the edge of the cliff. "You're going down there, one way or another!" LeShawn said and then toss him down.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Heath screamed all the way down, successfully landed in the target zone. As he resurfaced with messed-up hair, he looked up threateningly. "You're a dead man, LeShawn!"

"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" LeShawn yelled back. "Now I just hope I can hit it too."

LeShawn jumped, screaming all the way down, and landed in the safe zone. Right next to an angry Heath.

"I thought this was gonna be a talent contest." Lenny said to Kris in a frightened tone, as he stood next to the edge.

"Hahahahah, yeah, hahahah, no." Kris pushed Lenny off.

"AAAAAAAAHHH!" Lenny screamed frantically, waving his limbs.

Next person to jump off is Glen who also screams. Then Cady, who's wearing an off-white bikini with red dots and teal and green swirly lines on it, and also screaming. Then Isaac, who's laughing hysterically and spread his arms and legs.

Justice dives in next and completely misses the target and instead landed in the shark-infested zone. Glen, LeShawn and Cady all call out to her, but she doesn't notice the sharks behind her. She turns around, shaking her wet hair, and smiles at them, and they instantly fall in love and carry her to shore. The other campers at shore were amazed at this display, Justice is like a real life Venus.

Bert was seen standing next to the edge of the cliff. "I... I can't do it. I'm too scared." Kris pulls out another chicken hat. "I'm sorry!" Cady and LeShawn start flapping their arms and clucking like a chicken.

"So lame, right?" Lenny looked back at Heath.

"Totally lame!" Heath responded, ignoring the fact that he had to be thrown off.

As Bert heads to the escalator, Trish walks up to Olivia, "Let's do this!" and high-fived her, then ran off and jumped into the target zone. "Woo!"

Kris pulls out a megaphone. "Okay campers, there's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win. No pressure, dudette." This made Olivia feel relaxed, until, "Okay, there's pressure!"

All of the Screaming Gophers were cheering for Olivia. "Just do it, Olivia! Do it, ya fat tub of lard!" Heath screamed.

Olivia starts putting on some green float rings on her arms and took a deep breather.

CONFESSIONAL - OLIVIA

"I was pretty darn nervous." Olivia said with an expression that matched how she felt. "The thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer."

CONFESSIONAL - GEORGIA

"I was looking at this girl and thinking, there's no way she's gonna make it." Georgia said while looking right at the camera.

CONFESSIONAL - GLEN

"I actually thought if she jumps this, she's gonna die." The goth said, not having much confidence in Olivia.

"Take a good run at it, girl. You can do this." Kris said encouragingly. Olivia walked away a bit to get enough distance.

"I'm going to die now, I'm going to totally die now." Olivia said matter-of-factly, as she faces the cliff.

LeShawn looked up at Olivia. "C'mon big girl!"

Olivia took a running leap. "OHHHH CRAAAAAPP!", she screamed as she falling down fast and bellyflopped into the water, where Trisha and Nora still are, and causing a giant explosion of water and soaked everyone. Even causing a shark to have its head stuck in the sand and another stuck clinging onto a tree.

"Yes! Yeah! Oh yeah, who's the man?!" Olivia cheered.

Bert threw his arms in the air, "Woooohooohooo!"

LeShawn did the same, "Yes!"

Kris got her megaphone out again, "The winners, the Screaming Gophers!"

"That was awesome, girl." Trisha compliment Olivia. Then she noticed the big girl is looking around. "What's wrong?"

"I... uhhh, I think I lost my bikini." Olivia lowers herself into the water, blushing.

This was met with a lot of disgusted remarks from the campers. "Eww! I don't wanna see that!"

The Screaming Gophers were pulling their carts that were loaded with crates singing, "49 bottles of pop on the wall, 49 bottles of pop, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall..."

The Killer Bass were not having such luck, they were trying to push, pull, pick up and roll their crates, and nothing was working. Curtis was trying, and failing to push his crate. He then stopped to inspect his hand, "Oww! I think I'm getting splinters."

Ivan came up to lift Curtis' crate, "Shut up and pick up your crate, chicken!" He threw Curtis' crate back down.

"Hey! I'm the only one with CIT camping experiences here. You need me." Curtis said matter-of-factly.

Ivan and DJ just looked at each other and shook their heads.

Back to the Screaming Gophers, they were still singing, "38 bottles of pop on the wall, 38 bottles of pop" then Lenny saw a shell on the beach, ran up to it and started listening to it, then ran back up to his team.

Back at the Killer Bass, Taylor dropped her crate, "Uh, I have to go. Nature calls." and started to walk off.

Ivan looked at her, "Hurry up, we're already behind!"

Sam and Kam were both pushing one crate, "Oh, I have to take a leak myself." Kam said.

"Really? Me too, dude!" They smiled at each other and started to follow Taylor, who went behind a bush, so they went behind a tree a couple of meters away.

While the Bass wait, a rather large fly buzzed near Curtis' face so he quickly swat it, and ended up hitting himself in the eye. "Oww! I think something just bit me."

Back to the Screaming Gophers, they were still singing, "and if one of those bottles should happen to fall, there would be 28 bottles of pop on the wall..."

"Hey look, there's the camp ground!" Bert said, pointing at their cabins.

"That was pretty easy." said Olivia.

"I'm pleasantly surprised." nodded Cady.

Back to the Killer Bass, Ivan was waiting impatiently, and then Kam and Sam walked up, "Better?"

"Yep." Kam replied.

Curtis was holding his eye, "Can we go now? I think my eye is swelling."

Kam and Sam went back to pushing their crates. Then Sam said, "Something's itching me. Are you itchy too?"

Kam looked at him, "Totally, really bad."

Kris walked past the Screaming Gophers that were biting the crates, "Remember you can only use your teeth to open the crates. I came up with that one."

Isaac was trying to open one with a string he was pulling on with his teeth, "Grrr, grrrrrr grrr, grrr, grrr! Hey, think I got it open!" suddenly his crate fell to pieces, revealing some pipes, "Oww, oww! Rope burn on my tongue!"

Sam and Kam were still pushing their crate. "Ah, it's really itching down there." Sam said.

"Mine feels like it's burning" Kam said, as the camera zoomed in to show bright red rashes all down the front of their legs.

"God, I have to scratch!" Sam said. They both stop pushing and started scratching their crotches.

Kris drove up behind them, "You guys are way behind the other team, like way behind." Kris is looking at the two boys doing something so obscenely. "What's the problem?"

Curtis spoke up, "Their crotches are itchy apparently." Curtis' eye was bright red, swollen and pulsating.

Kris jumped back and shivered at the sight of Curtis' eye, "Oh my stars and garters, that's bad!"

Bradley was smiling knowingly at Kam and Sam, "Where exactly did you guys peed on?"

"A tree with leaves all over." Kam said confused.

"Did you happen to notice what kind of leaves it was covered with?" The surfer asked.

"They were kind of oval-shaped and bright green." Sam explained.

"Were they about this big?" Bradley brought his hands together to make a shape similar to a small leaf. The bros nodded. "Dudes! You guys peed next to poison ivy."

Kam and Sam went wide-eyed, "What'll we do? Ohh crap!"

Kris laughed loudly, "No way, that's awesome!"

"Somebody help us!" The bros screamed.

The camera cuts back to the Screaming Gophers again, Olivia pulled out two bits of wood. "Hey check it out, I got wood!"

Trisha pulled out a hammer and wrench, and then some kind of blue sheet, "I've got some tools here, and what looks like a pool liner."

Heath and Lenny walked up to LeShawn who noticed. "What?"

"I just wanted to say, I didn't mean that about you being a 'ghetto, rap star wannabe', and I think that a real cool shirt, man."

LeShawn looked down at his shirt and smiled. "Straight up? Well, I'm sorry about throwing you off the cliff and all."

"No big, I needed a push anyways. So we're cool?" Heath held out his hand.

"Yeah, we're cool." LeShawn fist bump him.

Then they went their separate ways. As they got far enough from LeShawn, Lenny looked at Heath, "Say, did you mean all that stuff you said to Ludicrous back there?"

"LeShawn." Heath corrected, rolling his eyes. "No, he's going down. And for the record, his shirt sucks."

"Ohh." Lenny said, still rather confused. Heath then pulls out a comb to fix his hair. "So if you hate him, why were you being nice to him?"

"You've ever seen one of these shows before? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Ohhhhh..." Lenny finally got what Heath is saying. "I'm your friend, right?" He smiled hopefully.

"For now." Heath answered, ominously.

The Killer Bass finally arrived at camp, Harriet dropped her crate. "Finally."

Trisha smiled, "Hey what's up, guys?" She said in her usual cool tone.

LeShawn popped up from a crate, noticed the absence of Kam and Sam, "Hey, aren't you missing a couple of white boys?"

They all looked around and couldn't find them.

We cut to Kam and Sam, who are standing by a small waterfall, with their shorts down, to cool off their rashy crotches. The bros sigh in cold relief. Kam felt the water he's standing in suddenly got warmer, then noticed Sam looks a little too relaxed. "Eww! Gross, dude!" Kam yelled as he pulled his shorts back on and stepped out of the water. "Sorry, dude." Sam smiled sheepishly.

"Oh, um..." Curtis tries to think of a good excuse for the bros' absence. "They just... needed to cool off."

"Sure they are." Harriet said, then she makes a 'jacking off' expression with her hand, making Edythe snicker.

Curtis walked up to LeShawn, who's jaw dropped, and Curtis put a hand over his eye, "Damn! What happened to your eye, yo?"

"Nothing, just an allergy."

"I think it's getting worse." Edythe said.

"Quiet! We don't want them to know that." Curtis whispered.

Georgia stands on top of one of their team's crates, "Okay dudes, it's not too late. We can do this!" She tried to encourage her team to give them a positive attitude.

However, Harriet, Curtis, and Edythe are just sitting on the cabin steps, looking defeated. Though Harriet is mostly asleep, Curtis' eye is still pretty bad, and Edythe's picking her nose. Curtis is grossed out by her. "What?" Edythe wiped the snot on her pants.

Bradley flinched back himself, "That's really gross, and I'm a guy."

"Okay, look guys, we have a hot tub to complete, and we need a product manager. Since I've actually been a CIT before, I'm electing myself. Any objections?"

No one voiced their complaints.

"Where do we begin, Mike Wazowski?" Denica asked sarcastically, making a joke about Curtis having one eye open.

"Open the crates!" Curtis points at Denica. "Bradley, go find those itchy guys. We need all the help we can get."

The Screaming Gophers were almost finished, and their hot tub is looking awesome and they were working like a well-oiled machine.

The Killer Bass was not doing so great and were falling apart. They were fighting and sticky taping the hole in their hot tub up.

At one point, Taylor and Denica fought over the hammer, which then got flung towards Harriet's stomach. Bradley then lifts up a 2x4, accidentally hitting Harriet's chin, and unknowingly hit her on the head.

A few hours later, the two teams were standing with their respective hot tub. Kris walked up and examined the Screaming Gophers' tub, definitely looking really well built and party worthy. "This is an awesome hot tub." They all cheered, with Olivia emerging from within the tub. Then she walked up to the Killer Bass' hot tub, she can tell that they've done a crappy job. The seagull with the soda rings is floating on it. Kris tapped the side and leaking water squirted her face... and then hot tub fell apart, "Well... I think we have a winner here, the Screaming Gophers!" The Bass didn't say anything as the Gophers once again cheered. "Gophers, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. BONUS!" The Gophers continue to cheer for their victory. "Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

"We won! We all get to stay here for another three days!" Lenny cheered with a big smile on his face. He, Bert and Heath high-fived each other.

"WOOOHOOO! WOOOHOOO! Hahaha. Yes!" shouted Olivia, who got the trio's attention... because she was dancing around naked. Thankfully her chest and bottom half were blurred out... at least from the audience's perspective. "We get to sta-a-a-ay! We get to sta-a-a-ay, we are so awesome! We won the contests!" Olivia then wraps both Heath and Lenny into a hug with one arm each, with Heath cringing in disgust while Lenny simply smiles. While Bert looks disturbed by the display.

All the campers were at the main lodge, eating what could more or less be called food. Though the Screaming Gophers don't seem to mind, as they're still smiling for their victory. So they could tolerate the food.

For the Killer Bass, however, an air of tension surrounds them as they're forced to make a decision.

"So... what do we do now?" Kam asked awkwardly, as he and Sam looked around confused.

Curtis spoke up, "We have to figure out who we're gonna vote off."

Denica pointed to Curtis, "Well I think it should be the professor" then he pointed to DJ, "or tall girl here."

"What?! Why?!" Curtis asked.

"Because unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, and if we ever have to lift a truck I like our odds with the strong girl."

DJ smiled at Denica's words, while Curtis expressed in disbelief. "But you guys need me, I'm the only one-"

Bradley interrupted in a slightly annoyed tone, rolling his eyes, "We know, you used to be a real CIT. So who would you pick?"

Curtis looked around their table until he finds someone to take their attention off him. "What about..." points to Taylor, "her?"

Lenny stood up when he heard this. "Nooo!" Everyone stared at him, "...I mean, no salt, there's no salt on the table. Bummer, dude."

"Hey hey, at least she jumped off the cliff, chicken legs." Denica said.

"Shut up!" Curtis got into Denica's face.

Georgia got between them, "Okay, let's just chill out. This is getting way too heavy."

"Whatever, I had enough prison food for one day. I'm going to go have a nap." Denica got up and walked off.

"You can't do that! We haven't decided who's going yet?" Curtis called.

Edythe suddenly says something as she looked to the CIT. "Well I just don't get why you didn't jump, eh? At least DJ has an excuse."

The rest of the Killer Bass, and a few of the Screaming Gophers, looked at her. "What do you mean by that?" DJ asked, not getting what the farmer girl was inferring.

"Yes, what do you mean?" Curtis demanded, wondering what that "excuse" is.

"I mean, girls tend to be more cautious than boys. Boys are real thick-headed and never think twice, thus they don't let fear hurt their pride. My father would expect better from a boy like you to take a chance, Curtis."

Bradley came up to her, "Are you saying that boys are stupid?"

Ivan pound his fist in front of Edythe, shaking the table. "Is that right, farmer's daughter?"

"Well, girls are much smarter and better at strategy, all guys are good for is picking up heavy stuff, you know cause they don't know any better and even then, I've seen a lot of girls that are way stronger than guys." Even Kam and Sam stopped eating their food, not liking being called stupid.

Georgia put her hand on her forehead. "I'm, like, all for female rights and all, but that's taking it way too far."

"My mum told me to watch the boys' back, eh, cause they may not be as strong as they think."

Ivan grabbed Edythe by the collar of her sweater, easily lifting her up in the air. "Still think I'm less strong?" Ivan asked threateningly.

"Nope, you're very strong." Edythe said in a frightened tone.

"Exactly." Ivan said, before harshly dropping Edythe on the ground.

Georgia stepped in, "Okay guys, give her a break. She's been homeschooled all her life and she was probably raised by a full-on pro-feminist family. At least she doesn't think that guys wouldn't survive without girls."

"But they wouldn't." Edythe said, digging herself deeper.

At the campfire ceremony that night, all the guys were glaring at Edythe. Denica looked at Edythe and shook her head, "Dude, you got a lot to learn about the real world."

Kris was holding a plate of marshmallows. "Killer Bass." she speaks to the campers in a serious tone. "At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that can enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life." Georgia winks at Bradley, who smiles at her. "You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. There are only 10 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper that does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back... ever. The first marshmallow goes to Georgia." Georgia gave a big smile as she walked up to Kris, who pierced a marshmallow onto the party babe's stick.

"Taylor."

"WHOOOHOOHO YEAH! Place at the table!" Taylor got up to get her marshmallow.

"Kam. Bradley. DJ. Harriet."

"Yes." Harriet said, then gets up to join the others.

"Sam."

"Alright!" Sam exclaimed, as he went over to get his marshmallow, and then hugged his bro Kam.

"Yay, thank you, thank you, thank you!" Kam and Sam said in unison.

"Denica." The delinquent girl smirked as she went to collect her marshmallow.

"Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening..."

Both the homeschooled farm girl and the young CIT sit in silence, as Kris is about to declare the final camper. As Kris raise her hand, the two began to panic, with Edythe trembling.

After what seemed like an eternity, Kris pointed to their general direction. Their hearts racing faster as Kris is about to say the name of the camper who will stay with the team tonight.

"Curtis." Curtis quickly smiled, grabbed his stick and went to go get his marshmallow as Edythe sighed and slumped down. "Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you pick your nose, dudette. Not cool. Dock of Shame is that way, girl." Edythe just got up and walked off to the Dock of Shame, "The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe... for tonight."

The Boat of Losers, which is the boat Lunchlady used during the diving challenge earlier that day, pulled up to pick up Edythe.

CONFESSIONAL - GLEN

"Yep, this camp pretty much still sucks." Glen sighed before looking at the camera. "But now that I'm here I guess I might actually try to win."

Trisha, Lenny, Cady, Heath, and Justice were all in the hot tub. Cady stood up and raised her juice box, "To the Screaming Gophers!"

"The Screaming Gophers! Woo-hoo!" the other four cheered.

LeShawn was dancing, "Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" Olivia and Nora joined in.

"Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go, Go, Go Gophers!"

Harriet, Bradley and Curtis walked passed sadly, then Curtis stopped and turned to the camera, "Are you recording this?" the camera zoomed in on him, "Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I am gonna win this competition and no one is gonna stop me."

Author's notes:

I originally was gonna name Male!Leshawna "Ludicrous", which came from Abrigedfoamy's fanart Total Drama Genderbent. But it sounds like a rapper's name, and who would actually name their kid that? So I stuck with LeShawn instead. But I thought it'd be funny to have Lenny call him Ludicrous by mistake, like how Lindsay called Leshawna "LaFawnda".

Denica called Curtis "Mike Wazowski", one of the two protagonists of Disney/Pixar's Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University. The joke being of having one eye, if it wasn't obvious already.

Speaking of Curtis, I don't like that they made Courtney such a bitch in the later seasons. So I'm going to make Curtis less of an asshole here.