Chapter 1

Impeach Garrison.

"What have we done to our country?"

"Why did we let this be?"

"It should have been Hillary not that giant douche"

"Now is the time to be rid of him"

"For the safety of your homes, your children and … Yourselves.

"Take a stand…. And Kick that mother Fu r OUT!

Stan stared so long at the video, on Kyle's computer, he thought he might faint from the mere stupidity it showed. "Wow your dad's serious about this whole thing, isn't he?" asked Kyle. The boys were currently at Kyle's house because Randy would not let Stan use their computer.

"This is just another excuse for him to get Garrison out of office." Stan said pinching his nose.

"I'll gladly sign it". muffled Kenny.

"Do you even know how stup.." He trailed off as he glanced at Cartman on his phone Kyle and Kenny noticed as well.

"Who are you talking to?" Kyle asked.

Cartman glanced at his phone. "No one".

"I… SWEAR…. TO… GOD! If you ever call me again in some crazy attempt to get me back or threaten to kill yourself ever again! I will go over your house and fu…"

Cartman turned off his phone before the voice could finish.

"Ugh, are still trying to get Heidi back?" Kyle asked scowling.

"Yeah, what of it?" Cartman asked looking away.

Kyle and Stan looked at each other. "Dude it's been five months you got to accept that she's moved on." Kenny said.

"Move on?... MOVE ON?!" Shrieked Cartman "How can I move on?! She was everything to me!"

"You tried to get her killed by a witch." said Kenny.

" Yeah well… she made us late to the …"

"Guys can we please stay on topic!?" Stan yelled before anything more could be said.

"Whatever" Cartman sniffed. "screw you guys I'm going home". And he did.

"So how do you feel about this?" asked Kyle forgetting about Cartman already.

Stan sighed. "I don't know I guess I should talk to him about it."

" Stan.. are you okay?" asked Kenny "You look like you haven't slept lately"

"I'm fine." Stan only said.

" Dude you don't look fine, ever since Garrison got away you've looked like you've been drunk for weeks".

"I'm always drunk" said Stan as he pulled out a bottle.

"Stan stop playing dumb, what's wrong?" Said Kyle.

Stan sighed, drank from the bottle and climbed down from the chair.

"Look I've just been tired okay!" He said at last. "Ever since the whole thing with Garrison, dad has been going nuts for some reason. He keeps running around at night saying random stuff".

"Dude, your dad's always been an idiot, there's nothing new there." said Kyle

"Yeah but this time he's seems more out of it than usual" said Stan. "I'm starting to get worried."

"Is it that serious?" asked kyle

"Well…. Yeah? I don't know" Stan said looking away "And anyway it's not like he's down right insane about it."

Kyle was still unsure but decided to say no more.

"Anyway" Stan said leaving the room. "I should head home" He said leaving the room.

He walked out the door and turned left to the park. It was nighttime already and gentle breeze carried through the air as Stan trotted towards the park, He stopped and leaned against the basketball pole. The unusually warm breeze was starting to get to him and he didn't feel like going home just yet.

"What took ya so long?"

Hey Guys Hope you liked the first two chapters of my Fanfic. More coming on the way just started chapter 2

I meant to upload this sooner but I've bean Busy.