Chapter 6
Interragation.
Kyle was sitting at his desk looking over his homework, yet he found himself distracted with his thoughts, He had gotten over worry of Ike, But now a new thought was stuck in his head, The thought of Heidi turner. Just then there came a knock at his door.
"Kyle?" asked Gerald.
"Yes?" asked Kyle.
"There's some people here to see you." said Gerald.
"Who?" asked Kyle.
Gerald shrugged. "I don't know they just said they wanted to see you."
Kyle went downstairs and went to the door to find two men dressed like FBI agents.
"Kyle broflovski?" asked the first one.
"Yes." replied Kyle unsure what to think.
"We're from the FBI we would like ask a few questions from you if you don't mind." The Man said.
"Okay." replied Kyle.
The second Man spoke next. "Do you Happened to know this man?" He asked pulling out a picture of Mr Garrison Before He became president.
"Um-mm, Yes?" said Kyle already he felt nervous.
"Before he became president he was said to be your teacher from the third and fourth grades, Is this true?" asked the first agent, who has ash blonde hair.
"Uh… Well err, … Yes." Kyle replied, Feeling more uncomfortable by the minute.
"I see." said the Agent, "And do you know Where He is?"
"No, I don't No does!" said Kyle.
"You're Lying!" yelled the Second Agent, Who had black hair and Grabbed Kyle by his shirt, and held his fist back.
"You better talk you son of a bitch, Where is the president!" He demanded.
"I don't know I swear!" said Kyle alarmed.
"I'm gonna Fuck you up till you're as Bad as Teen Titans Go!"
"What, What What!"
Mrs. Broflovski had just come in the room.
"What is going on here!" She demanded!
"That's enough, Agent." said his partner grabbing his arm.
Grunting, the agent dropped Kyle on the floor like a rag doll.
"Who are you people and How dare-!" Sheila began.
The first agent cut her off. "Please, forgive Agent Stork, He can be a bit of a loose cannon at times, But he means well."
"What do you want from me?!" asked Kyle, Who was still recovering from nearly getting his ass handed to him by a big angry adult.
"As I said his name is Agent Stork, And I'm Agent weever, We're here investigating reports that President Garrison has been spotted in this town.
"Reports from Who?" asked Sheila.
"That's classified." replied Agent weever. "What currently matters is your son knowing the President's whereabouts."
"What makes you think I know?" asked Kyle.
"You were said to have been called by the President during your altercation with Terrance and Phillip, Agent Stork said "Is this true?
Kyle looked at the agents and then to his mother, who looked at the agents and than gave her son a concerned look and a nod of encouragement.
"Well…" Kyle began. "Yes."
"I knew It!" screeched Agent Stork, He then grabbed Kyle again and slammed him on the ground. "Where the Hell Is he You son of a bitch!"
Kyle was terrified, He felt his back hit the ground so he he thought his back might break upon impact,
"Oh My God! cried Sheila. "Bubbe!"
"Damn it Stork!" snapped weever. "Enough Bad Cop!, He hasn't even told us what he knows about the President yet!"
Agent Stork looked back at his partner before letting Kyle up and giving him a warning glare.
"As I said, Loose Cannon." said Agent weever to Mrs. Broflovski.
"Well whatever the case if he…" began Mrs. Broflovski
"Yes, Yes, of course." replied Agent weever cutting her off and turning his attention to Kyle.
"Now then young man," weever said. "Tell us all you know of the President."
So Kyle explained everything, About his and Garrisons conversation, The bombing of Canada, His Brother going out to find him, and how he escaped from the town with possibly Bob Whites help.
Agent weever looked to Agent Stork and nodded, while Agent Stork, who had now taken some chill pills was writing down notes in a little sketch book.
"And where is your Canadian brother currently?" asked Agent weever.
"In the hospital." said Kyle. "He was shot in the arm during the school shooting."
"I see." said Agent weever.
"So that would explain why General Cock-a-Doom is coming to this town." said Agent Stork.
"What? General Cock-a-Doom!?" asked Sheila.
"Yes ma'am." Said Agent weever. "General Cock-a-Doom, He's coming here to South Park."
"Wait, Who's General Cock-a-Doom?" asked Kyle.
"Never heard of him?" asked Agent weever.
"No."
Flashback.
After the President dropped the nuke on Canada, Its people were scattered, divided, Reduced to a land of Doom and Anarchy, than a leader arose and brought order to the proud land it once was uniting many Canadians under his Banner. He vowed that Canada would be avenged and America pay for its crimes against it.
That leader was known only… As Cock-a-Doom.
Flashback End.
"And now a Canadian child has been injured and he will not let something of the sport slide easily." finished Agent weever.
"After hearing of Garrisons sightings here Vice-President Jenner sent us to look for him, before Canada does." said Agent Stork.
"Well I don't know what to tell you than." said Kyle "Nobody's seen the President since his escape,
Meanwhile.
Randy sat in his office, Looking down at the laptop on his desk, He knew It was already nighttime and that he should be home by now, but he was too preoccupied with other matters.
"What was it before?" He thought, it had escaped his memory for while but he knew it had something to do with the election, It had plagued his mind for weeks sending into Panic attacks that sent him running all over the place, Literally.
It had to be something but what?
All he could remember was…
"Wait member?" asked Randy out loud, It sounded familiar but he didn't know where from.
Meanwhile.
She looked at the sign that said the towns name than look out into the quiet little mountain town of South Park, Colorado and smiled.
"Finally." She said in a German accent.
Well this really was a lot to write for me wasn't it? For more information of the Character General Cock-a-Doom Check out what he looks like on my Deviant-art account, Also the agents will play a minor role in future a chapters. And the mysterious female character will have a much bigger role later on. I'll draw her on Deviant-art soon. By the way this chapter was originally have Kyle placed under house arrest but that Idea was pointless so I changed it up.
And last but not least.
RIP Stan Lee, You will be missed dearly.
