Chapter 7

Enter the General.

The townsfolk gathered at the edge of town the next day, Waiting for the General Cock-A-Doom's Arrival.

"Is everything ready?" Asked Mayor McDaniel's.

"Almost, Mayor" Said Sgt Yates. "We got world he's coming here in two hours."

"Okay People, Said the Mayor turning to the crowd, "Whatever we do, Don't do anything that could piss off the General, No swearing, No Weirdness, No satire, And No Racist Jokes, or he'll kill us all!

Oh god, I'm scared Guys, what if he skins us alive, Or drowns us in a ditch!? Shuddered Tweek, Craig had hold him still to keep him from making a scene.

"Has anyone seen Kyle?" Asked Stan.

"No one's seen him since this morning." Said Clyde.

"Or his Family." Added Token.

'Maybe they all scrammed." Said Cartman.

"Hey Guys." Said Kyle, Who had just shown up.

"Well, Look who still him town." Said Cartman, Nastily " I thought you would still be hiding under a rock."

"Shut Up, Fatass!" Snarled Kyle.

"Ey! Don't call me…!"

"Shut it! Both of you!" Snapped Craig. "You wanna be the first to draw attention?

"Dude, take it easy, He's not even here yet." Said Kenny Trying to restore order.

"Maybe he's not as bad as we were told." Said Butters.

"He's coming! Called Jimbo.

"Oh God!" Cried the Mayor "Places everyone!, Try to Keep a straight Face."

"Mmmm I don't think he's alone." Called Ned.

Soon An entire army of Canadian soldier Marched into town, Armed with Rifles, And were also driving Tanks, than A helicopter appeared out of the sky and landed on the ground, which by now had been cleared to make way the the copter, Which was bringing the man himself.

General Cock-A-Doom was intimidating sight to behold, Evan as he stepped out of the helicopter, he had male pattern baldness on his head, and his right eye was dead with a red scar across it, He wore A plain grey long sleeve shirt, A black Jacket and blue jeans and had the typical Canadian appearance with the floppy head and beady eyes (or in his case eye) of all canadians, What really drew attention to himself was the big brown cloak that covered his left arm, He looked about the crowd with a glare that sent shivers up their spines.

"Welcome, General." Greeted McDaniels. "We've been expecting you'r…"

The General stopped her mid-sentence with a wave of his hand.

"I did not come hear to hear whore's fawning over me." He said not even looking at her, He walked through the town glancing at the people looking at him with fearful eyes.

"What nice little community…" He muttered sarcastically.

"Uhh, Sir Said Mayor McDaniel's, walking up. "I'm the mayor of this town."

"Hm? Ah yes of course, I didn't notice."

The general Turned to face her. "I've always heard stories about this place, Stories of talking poo and Aliens and Celebrity visits gone wrong."

"Yes well… Began the Mayor.

"And I've also heard whispers of Children insulting religion and murder." Continued Cock-A-Doom.

"He's looking at you Kenny." Whispered Cartman.

"What?" Asked Kenny in disbelief.

General Cock-A-Doom heard Cartman and walked over. "Am I to assume this is the child?"

Cartman gulped, "N-No That's Kenny."

The General looked down at Cartman, Amused by his cowardice, He chuckled quietly.

"You are a sniveling one aren't you?" He cackled as a noise was heard, A very metallic noise that made Cartman nearly crap his pants with fear. The People around him felt the same way.

"Now." Said the General. "I think I'd like a tour of the place."

Yep, That's General Cock-A-Doom everybody. I originally wanted to make this chapter longer but I decided to just leave it at this. Till next time. :)