Chapter 8
Shit Gets real.
The two agents had spent the entire day in the woods and still there was no sign of him, By the time they had given up looking it was nighttime.
"We've been going in circles" Said Agent Weever.
"I knew that Kid was Playing us." Snarled Agent Stork.
"Easy Stork, Said Agent Weever. "That can't be helped now we're gonna have to call in reinforcements and…
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile.
"And this is CtPaTown, Or was CtPaTown." Said the Mayor as he led General Cock-A-Doom Around town. CtpaTown had returned to its pre-2015 appearance ever since the Ads went away, With the exception of Skeeter's Bar and Jimbo's Gun Shop.
"Very Nice, Very Nice." Droned Cock-A-Doom.
He looked over at something.
"Shouldn't there be a whole Foods Here?" He asked.
"Oh yes, Er there was… But the was like two years ago." Replied the Mayor.
"My I ask what happened?"
"Uhh… It closed?"
Mayor McDaniels wasn't sure what to say, was she really just gonna tell this man that a entire building just rose from the ground and flew away into the sky?
"I see, How unfortunate." Said the General.
"Well Moving right along." Said McDaniels, Walking off.
The General Followed.
Later.
"And here is my office, in city hall." Finished Mayor McDaniels.
"You have chosen a very convenient place to end your little tour." Noted General Cock-A-Doom.
"Yes well I wanted to…"
"Never mind, this is a good place to stop anyway." Replied the General.
"Really?" Asked McDaniels.
"Yes, I've been wanting to get down to business on a few things, Guy." Said Cock-A-Doom, the clanking in his cloak stirring up.
The Mayor flinched.
"First off, I've heard stories about some children, Four boys was it, Buddy?"
"Yes." Said the Mayor "What about them?"
"Oh Nothing, Nothing at all… Except…"
The doors flung open to reveal the four boys and their Families being Marched into the room by Cock-a-Dooms men.
"We got them sir." Said a sergeant, who was leading them.
"Good work, sergeant." Said the General.
The General looked among-st the family members and noticed something.
"You."
"Me?" Asked Sharon.
"Yes you, Snapped Cock-A-Doom. "Where is your husband?"
"He never came home last night." She replied.
"I see…" Said the General, He turned to the sergeant."You didn't think to look for him?"
"No General… Gulped the Sergeant. "We never did."
Cock-A-Doom scowled. "It does not please me when an order is half carried out." His "Hidden left Arm" Began to clatter, Sending chills through everyone's spines.
"No matter, I suppose he'll have to miss this."
"Lucky him." Muttered Stan.
"What was that?" Asked the General.
"N-Nothing." Gulped Stan.
"Good, Now onto business."
No one spoke.
"First off… a few questions regarding a little incident at your school." Said the General.
"Ah yes, A terrible event." Said McDaniel's. "But rest assured whoever was behind it…"
"Clearly was told to." Said the General once again interrupting her. "But who?"
"Look we honestly don't…"
"Interrupting you seems to be a new habit of mine, Woman." The General Snarled Dangerously. "I will now direct my questions to a superior source of information."
He motioned to the Sergeant.
"Bring forth the principal."
Two more guards suddenly walked into the room, escorting a handcuffed PC Principal.
"Name?" Asked the General.
"PC Principal." Said PC Principal.
Cock-A-Doom frowned (Evan though south Park Canadians Can't Frown.) "I Know you're a principal, I meant what your name is."
That… Literally is his name." Said Stuart McCormick.
"What?"
"Yeah we… Never actually learned his given name." Said Liane.
"Huh, yeah we never learned." Agreed Cartman.
"Silence!" Snarled the General.
"Now than, PC Principal, is it true that the shooting took place under your watch?" asked the General.
"Yes, I honestly have no idea how it happened in the first place, and we all ready have flashbacks for it in chapter 4."
"Indeed." Replied the General. "So what you're saying is none of the attending students were injured during this little… altercation?"
"Well, Of course there were those who got hurt."
"Or Dead?" Asked the General.
"... Yes that too,"
"I see." Said the General, Looking at the adults. "So am I too assume that you knew and didn't care or didn't know and let it slide?"
"What the Hell Kinda question is that?!" Asked Stuart.
"One coming from someone who cares for his country!" Snapped Cock-A-Doom.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Asked Carol McCormick.
"Oh I don't know, Why don't we ask the Child that was hurt."
"What Child?" Asked Gerald.
"Hmm, That's a good question guy, Don't you have a second son?" Asked the General.
"Well… Yes but he was hospitalized in the shooting." Said Gerald.
"Was he now?" Asked General Cock-A-Doom.
"He… He'll Be okay?" Said Gerald Getting Pale.
"Okay, you say?" Asked the General. "Do you mean to say it's fine that a knight of Canada was Assaulted?!"
"So he's a knight, So wh-?" Asked Shelly.
"Shush Shelly." Warned Sharon.
"I did not come here to hear of a Canadian citizen get assaulted and not have justice answered for it!" Snarled Cock-A-Doom. "We of Canada have already suffered enough from your infernal president, and those blasted Millennials, Speaking of Presidents that reminds me of something, Where is Garrison!"
"We don't know." Exclaimed the Mayor.
"Really?, He originated from this town did he not?" Asked the General.
"Well… Yeah." Said the Mayor Sheepishly.
"So, Where IS He?" Demanded Cock-A-Doom.
"We told you, We don't know! Snapped the Mayor.
The General sneered and looked elsewhere for an answer.
"Very well." He said. "Next matters of state, Who were the shooters?"
"Two kids in masks." Said PC Principal.
"That's it?" Asked the General, Raising an eyebrow.
"That's all we got." Said PC Principal.
The General than looked at kyle, Who had been quiet the entire time.
"And Who pray tell are you child?" He asked Suspiciously.
Kyle looked up and gulped.
"My names is… Kyle… Sir." He replied fearfully.
"As in Kyle Broflovski ?" asked the General.
"Yes."
The General smiled Evilly.
"Ah yes, Kyle Broflovski… I've been wanting to meet you for some time…"
"You have?" Asked Kyle surprised.
"Why wouldn't I?" Asked the General. "If anything it should be an honor for me, To meet the presidents little pet."
"What did you call me?" Asked Kyle shocked.
"I believe you heard me quite clearly Boy!" Snapped the general.
"You're screwed." Smirked Cartman.
"Do you really believe you could remain safe from my wroth?!" General Cock-A-Doom. " You whose hands are stained with the blood of thousands?"
"I… I didn't mean to-
"Murder innocents?" The General Asked. "Than again what would I expect from the spawn of a big fat bitch!"
"What, What, What!?"
"You heard me woman!"
"What did you just call my-?"
"I would not share words with a creature such as you-"
"What because of the the terrance and-
"Which you'r brat went and mimicked? Yes!"
"Oh Come on that 22 years-"
"You Broflovski's are all the same with your "What, What, What's!" and you'r red hair-"
"Now see hear I resent such statements-"
"Not to mention you're constant need to judge-!"
"Can I finish? Please?"
"See? Right there! That's the same wretched ridiculousness of all your family!"
"Please Can I finish! Raged Sheila. "Okay I'm finished."
"Uhhh… Deja vu Much?" Asked Kevin McCormick.
"Now to get the point," Continued the General "I want the President, and I when I want something…"
He suddenly smiled.
"Well... " He chuckled "I usually have ways to get them."
"That can't be good." Thought Stan.
"And So for this town I will leave a platoon of 200 men, To occupy this town." Finished Cock-A-Doom.
"WHAT?" Exclaimed everyone.
"To help keep the peace in this town and make sure you get on with your lives" The General Explained.
"What makes you think this will make things better?" Asked the Mayor incredulously.
"You can't do this!" Said Sharon.
"I am General of Canada, I can do whatever I want!" Snapped the General. "I do I need to show you all proper motivation." His hidden Arm made loud Metal Noises that sent shivers up their spines.
"We once made a wall to keep intruders out." Said Kenny "We can do it again!"
"Hm, I'm Afraid it's a little too late for that." Cock-A-Doom smirked.
They all looked outside to see 200 Canadian soldiers marching through town and terrorizing the townsfolk.
"I believe that should keep you all in line. Said the General. "And as for you."
Kyle Gulped.
"They'll be keeping a close eye on you."
He turned on his heel and walked away.
"Well, Fuck." Said Kenny.
Dang this was a lot to write, I hope you all enjoyed it I'm making the next chapter soon, Till then that's all folks. :) Be sure to fav and review.