Chapter 13

Kyle gets seized

"You there!"

Stan Kyle and Heidi stood there as three Canadian Guards stormed over to them.

"What do you brats think you're doing!?" Demanded the Guard.

"Uh we…" Began Stan, Before being interrupted with a swift punch from the guard.

"Silence You insolent Bastard!" Raged the Guard who punched him. "You are under violation of Canadian law!"

"What law?" Asked Kyle!

"Non-Canadians have No Access to Canadian weaponry!" Sneered a Third Guard. "They are strictly for Canadians only and those not of Canadian blood have no Allowance to be armed with it!"

"Are you kidding me!" Heidi Asked lividly. "That creature was going to kill us! What were we supposed to do?"

"Who gives a damn!" The Guard scoffed contemptuously.

"Sir! Called a Forth guard. "They looted it off this dead guard!"

The three kids froze.

"They What?!" Asked the lead guard. "Deer god! Those… Bastards!"

"He wasn't using it." Stan Monotoned innocently.

"Silence!" Shrieked guad. "Arrest them!"

The Next Day.

Kenny woke up in his bed and looked around, He didn't know what had happened. The last thing he could remember was a giant blue creature trying to kill stan, He had jumped on it's back trying to hurt it, But it overpowered and Stabbed him, He suddenly realized.

"Stan… Kyle… Cartman…" Kenny thought. "What happened."

Just than, Karen came into the room.

"Kenny, You gotta come see this!" She said hurriedly.

Kenny instantly jumped out of bed and followed Karen to the living room.

"It's day 5 of the occupation, And today, It has gotten…"

"EY! Who said you were authorized to anchor news?!"

"What the? Who let-!?"

The tv screen then went static, Kenny was gobsmack.

"What Just Happened?!" He asked.

"I don't know." Said Karen. "But I hope that newsman is okay."

Just than, Their older Brother Kevin came into the house.

"Kevin, What's going on?!" Asked Kenny.

"Mom and Dad have been looking for you two." Said Kevin. "We have to get to the town borders, Quick!"

The town was gathered at the main part of town, Where the guards all had their weapons ready and were herding the people their by force.

"C'mon, Get a move on!"

"Slackers will not be tolerated, Guy!"

"You wanna get shot?"

As the townspeople coward in fear, The McCormicks found themselves herded towards their Parents by the guards.

"Dad, What's Happening?!" Asked Kenny.

"How the Hell should I know?" Asked Sturet.

BANG!

"Quiet!" A Canadian voice shouted.

As everyone shut up, A Tall blonde Canadian man appeared as he made his way through the guards.

"All of you, Show your respect to Captain ShitStick, Of General Cock-A-Doom's forces, And Our New Commander of the Garrison here." A Guard Order and Explained at the same time.

"Yes, Thank you Sergeant, I'll take it from here, Guy." He cleared his throat. "Listen up Yankees, It's come to my superiors attention that you scum are starting to get "Out of line, And with the last Commander of our Garrison here having been terminated during that "Things" Attack, I have been called to set things straight.

" We did not call you here." Said Mayor McDaniels, stepping in front of the crowd. "And I for one will not tolerate this barborism."

"Watch your tongue, Buddy." Sneered ShitStick. "I am the one in command here, And my Current Priority is seeing you lot punished."

"For what?" Asked Mr. Tucker.

"Before I answer that, Answer me this." Said ShitStick. "Where are they."

"Where are Who?" Asked Skeeter.

"The Offenders!" Snapped ShitStick. "Where are they?!"

The Townsfolk were silent, None dared to speak up.

"Wait, Didn't your men Arrest them?" Asked Liane Cartman.

ShitStick was taken aback. "We Did?" He asked A nearby Guard, Who Nodded.

"Well than where are they?" He asked.

The Guard whispered something in ShitSticks… Ear or Something? I don't know.

"What do you mean their Parents took them back?" He nearly Exclaimed.

"Well Sir, We did attempt to arrest them, But then the cops of this town came, Seized them before we could and probably sent them home." Explained the Guard.

The Lieutenant nearly blew a gasket. "Than, Where are they?"

"Right Here." called a voice, ShitStick turned around to look.

There Stood amongst the crowd, Were Stan Kyle and Heidi.

"Guys!" Kenny Ran over to them. "What Happened?"

"What's this?" Asked the Lieutenant in amusement. "Trying to play hero are we?"

"Listen sir." Began Stan. "Whatever happened…"

"Shut up!" Snarled ShitStick. "Don't try and pull one over me, I know full well of your crimes, Heathens!"

"It was self defense!" Defended Heidi. "That thing was trying to kill us and anybody near us!"

"So What? Asked The Lieutenant in a sneering voice. "You had not right to interfere with Canadian affairs!"

"Were you not listening?!" Asked Stan Incredulously. "It couldn't be Stopped!"

"Hold your tongue, You miserable Wretch!" Scowled the Lieutenant, Striking Stan Across the Faces, The Crowd Gasped as he did so.

"See that! Asked Shitstick. "That is what happens when you don't shut your mouth, Remember that, The Next time you start blabbing off."

He Walked back to his soldiers and continued Talking. "When General Cock-A-Doom come here, He wanted to make sure this town was held under strict, Canadian Military rule, So that it could know the True meaning of… Whatever the Hell he wants you to learn."

"You don't even know what you just said." Said a Guy in the Crowd. "And what kind of name is ShitStick?"

ShitStick glared at the man who spoke and pulled out a small communication device.

"Take em out."

In an instant The poor bastard was shot in the head with bullets.

"That is what you need to learn." Said the Lieutenant. "Keeping your mouth shut! Until then you will learn to obey, So I will be in your homes, I will abuse your children, And I can kill any of you if I please, I am the boss around Here!"

The Town looked completely helpless with this news.

"Oh, And one other little thing." Said ShitStick, Pointing at the direction of Kyle. "I'll require that boy."

"What?!" Asked a shocked Kyle.

Two Guards started coming over towards him.

"Wait!" Kyle Cried. "What did I do?"

"Probably too stupid to care anyway…" Muttered Heidi, She was elbowed by Stan.

"The General warned you that you'd be watched boy." Lieutenant ShitStick said. "He wanted to make sure, That the One, The Very Same one who dared to lay claim to our prized treasures, and Encouraged that… That… Creature, Who did what he did to our land! And got off Scott free!"

"Hey, Hey!" Said Mr Adler, Raising his hands in defense. "We tried to get the bastard."

"Tried and Failed." Scoffed Shitstick. "And Now He has committed by far the most heinous crime imaginable."

"The President?" Asked a townsfolk stupidly.

"No! I meant the Boy!" He Pointed at Kyle again.

Kyle cringed as the two Guards towered over him.

"W-what are you going to do with me?" He asked in a skittish voice.

"There will be an escort coming tomorrow." Explained the Lieutenant. "It will be taking you to Canada to await trial for your crimes against our Proud Nation."

As the guards made to Grab at Kyle, He gasped in alarm.

"Oh Come on!" He Exclaimed. "I didn't evan hold that Bazooka!"

"You don't decide what your crimes are!" Sneered ShitStick. "You will hold your tongue boy!"

Sheila stepped forward all of a sudden.

"Leave him alone!" She pleaded. "It's not entirely his fault,He gets it from me! I'm the one who started the First American-Canadian war, Who first stole Terrance and Phillip."

She held out her Wrists.

"Take Me."

Lieutenant ShitStickstared for a moment, Then Suddenly Cuffed her Across the Face Knocking her to the Ground.'

"You will have your due." He snapped. "First the New Offender will get his!"

And with That the guards began to drag away Kyle, Who struggled in their Grips Desperately trying to escape.

"Hey Wait a minute, What about us?" Asked Stan.

Shitstick turned his head and pointed at Stan and Heidi.

"You two both, will be dealt with in due course." He simply said. "But first, The jew Boy gets his, As for the rest of you lot, You may go about your pathetic lives." He turned and walked away, Leaving the town in a state of shock as to what just occurred, Unaware that a certain child was watching and smirking.

"Has anyone seen my Dad?" Asked Stan.

Randy was laying in a pile of Garbage, Just outside Skeeters bar, A pair of feet were in front of his uncoinices body, Just as He was waking up.

"Uh… Wha… Where am I?" He asked.

Wendy looked down with a disturbed Face, Unsure of what to say.

To Be Continued.

Well, This was a long one wasn't it?

Don't worry folks more will come soon, Cya. :)