Chapter 14.
The Rise up.
As the crowds were sent their separate ways by the guards, Stan, Kenny and Heidi went into an alleyway, Stan was already in a panic, First some monster tried to kill him and now his best friend was Arrested by Canada.
"This is Bad… This is Bad…" Said Stan in a worrying tone.
"I agree." Said Kenny. "As I things weren't horrible already, Now we have to deal with that Stuck up Asshole, A Gender War, And God only Knows What else!"
Heidi said Nothing, She just stood there with a sour Expression.
"Well we can't just stand here." Continued Stan. "We have to do something!"
"like what?" Asked Heidi. "There are like a hundred Canadian Soldiers armed to the Teeth and We're just Three kids in a town of Spineless Dolts, What can we do?"
"We have to Try." Conceded Stan.
"But How though?" Asked Kenny.
As the Three Stood in thought, Stan suddenly thought he could Hear a small sound coming from the left corner of the Ally way.
"Huh?" He walked past Heidi over to it.
"What are you doing?" Asked Heidi.
"I thought it-" Stan looked around the Corner to Find Nothing there.
"Thought I heard something." He Shrugged.
"Hey guys!"
The three looked over to see Clyde coming towards them.
"Hey Guys!" He said in a hurried Voice.
"Whats up?" Asked Stan.
"There's Something You guys gotta See!" Explained Clyde.
"What?" Asked Heidi.
"Well I'm surprised you asked." Said Clyde, Heidi was the only girl who wasn't Against them. (Along with Wendy.)
"Is it another Gender Battle?" Asked Kenny with A deadpanned Sigh.
Clyde Faltered. "Uh, Yeah?"
Meanwhile.
Kyle sat in his cell, His Only light being the Barred window Above his head, The rest of the Room was either shadowy or Dimly lighted, Kyle Sighed.
A guard came up to his cell.
"You have a visitor." He said in simple voice.
"Who is it?" Asked Kyle Miserably, Hoping it wouldn't be Cartman.
"Some German Girl." Replied the Guard. "Do you happen to know her?"
Kyle perked up. "What did she look like?"
"Well, Small for one thing, Brown Hair in a Braid, Greed Eyes, Went by the Name of Clara Fenta zo fi or Something like that."
"Clara Fentazvitz?" Asked Kyle.
"Yeah, I'll send her in." Said the Guard, And he left, A Moment later Clara Came into the Room.
"So, You're Kyle Brovflovski. Yes?" She asked in a broad tone of Voice.
"I am." Said Kyle, Not sure how to respond further.
"You're…" He began At last.
"Did Kenny mention me?" She Asked.
Kyle blinked. "Uh… No, Stan told me…"
"Ha! I had a feeling." She Sneered. "You don't take notice of him, do you?"
"What are you talking-?" Began Kyle, Before Clara Interrupted him.
"You really don't have clue do you?" She asked.
"A clue about what?" Asked Kyle.
"I know who you are Kyle." She continued. "But do you have a clue about Vho I am?"
Kyle gave a confused look. "I haven't even met you before."
"No." She shrugged. "But I know of you."
Kyle suddenly felt very disturbed and Creeped out by this.
"What are you talking about?" He asked.
Clara let out a snicker. "Have you ever heard of… Freja Ollegard?"
"No…" Said Kyle, He realized now that this was something dark.
"She was a very important Figure in the State of Denmark." Clara Continued "A 4-time gold medal winner in women's volleyball and had a Survivor on breast cancer who made a website about it, Until a Certain… Troll put wieners in her mouth.
Kyle's eyes widened in horror, This wasn't about Canada it was about… Oh god…
"The final Blov came Vhen she was trolled on a live show called Simply Heidi, Vhere said Troll called her many Horrible Names, Names that I dare not even Mention."
"Sounds… Horrible." Kyle gulped.
"Not as horrible as to Vhat happened aftervards." Said Clara Amorously.
"What happened?" Asked Kyle.
Clara Glared. "She killed herself."
Kyle let out a gasp of Horror.
Clara Noticed this. "Yes, A most tragic turn of events, Even more Tragic is that her murderer, Didn't answer for it."
"Who?" Kyle already knew the Answer, And he was Afraid to guess.
Clara's hand grabbed Kyle by his collar and Pulled him towards her as her eyes narrowed into slits and she whispered him a threateningly dark voice.
"...Skankhunt42…"
Kyle went completely Pale.
"...W-what are you S-Saying..?"
"Cut the Crap, I know full Vell who your Father is!" Snarled Clara, In a vicious tone of voice.
Kyle let out a gasp of Terror and Ran back against the wall in horror.
"How do you-!?"
"Know?" Asked Clara. "Lets just say I have my Sources."
"But the Internet… The Reboot… His Account…" Stammered Kyle.
"Vas erased? I'm avare, Like I said, I have My Sources." Clara Monotoned.
Kyle began speaking in rushed voice. "L-L-Listen, I've talked to him, He's given it up, He no long-"
"Shut Up!" Snapped Clara. "You didn't think He was out of the Voods?! That he could get off that easy, Evan Vith his own Sons Protecting him!? I think Not!"
"I know he probably did horrible things to your Mom-" Kyle tried to say.
"My Mom?" Asked Clara. "My Mother was never hurt by him, It was my Aunt, Freja Ollengard!"
"What?" Asked Kyle. "But She was Danish, Aren't you German?"
"On my Father's side yes." Clara Explained. "But My Mother was Danish, And Sister to My Aunt Freja."
Kyle Shivered. " Listen, I'm sorry about your Aunt, I really am, But Please… I'm not responsible for his actions, I'm not I…"
Clara put up a finger and beckoned him closer, As soon as he was she suddenly pulled her towards her, Though More softly this time, and a smile played on her lips.
"Of course your not." She said in a soft voice. "I know that, I've looked you up Kyle, I've read your adventures, You used to be someone who would know what the Right thing is, So now I'm going to ask you, How did you know your Father was Skankhunt42?"
Kyle looked down to the Floor. "He… Framed my Brother."
For a moment Kyle thought he saw look of Sympathy in Clara's eyes, But it was immediately gone.
"I see." She finally said. "Vell listen here Kyle, I Vant you to do something for me."
Meanwhile.
Stan Kenny and Heidi arrived in the School Playground just in time to see yet another Gender Fight.
And Once Again Butters and Nelly were right in the middle of it on the Ground, With all the Boys and Girls Cheering and Yelling for Blood.
Nelly was currently Beating the Shit out of Butters, Who desperately tried to fight back and Block as many of Nelly's blows as he could, But he wasn't near a strong fighter like Nelly was.
"You! Are! Going! To! DIE!" Nelly Screamed between Punches.
"Screw You!" Snapped Butters in a Half Scared Half Aggressive Voice.
"Wow, This is just sad." Deadpanned Stan, Pinching his nose.
"This is barely an evan fight." Noted Kenny.
"Yeah, I had a better Spar with Wendy, And Surprisingly didn't get in trouble." Mumbeld Heidi.
"What?" Asked Stan.
"Nothing."
As the Fight Continued, Both Sides were getting restless.
"Rips his Dick Off!"
"Pull off Her Hair."
"Break his Legs to Bits!"
Cartman came up to the three unwilling Spectators, He was… (Sigh.) Holding a gun to his head.
"Please Heidi! Take me- OW!" Cartman Rubbed his Face where Heidi Punched him. "What the Hell bitch?"
"Don't call me Bitch you-!"
"Hey, Would you guys shut up, We're watching the fight." Snapped Brimmy.
Butters had escaped Nelly's hold and was currently trying to Tire her out When Something struck his head and He fell to the floor.
"What the? Who threw that!?"
The small sound of Hands being dusted could be heard and Clara came out of the Crowd.
"He was clearly needing it." She said in casual voice.
Nelly was fuming, "Hey, I was handling him! What the Fuck!"
"Aw, Vhats the Matter? Did I steal your boyfriend?" Clara Mocked.
Everyone gasped in shock, Nelly eyes nearly bulged out of her Head. "You Bitch!" She ran up and Swung a fist at Clara, Who ducked out of the way, Grabbed her Arm, Kicked Nelly in the stomach and slammed her to the Ground, Before Pulling Back her head and Punching her Face.
The Crowd Stared at her with Wide eyes.
Clara dusted herself off.
"Vhat? I had to stop the fight somehow." She shrugged.
And with that She walked off leaving Both boys and Girls alike staring off in disbelief.
3 hours later.
After the shocking end of the Fight, A gathering was called, No one knew who had called it or which side had wanted to talk, Either way after checking to make sure no Canadians were watching, Children all over South Park went to Community Center Stan, Kenny, Heidi and Cartman made their way inside the Building where Many Boys and Girls had made their place, Shuffling Quietly and Aqwardly.
"Now what's going on?" Asked Heidi.
At the front end of the Hall where the Stage was stood Clara Fentazvitz, Who was elevated by a large Podium.
"Fellov Children." She Began. "Do you have any Idea why we are here?"
"Because we apparently have lost all sense of life?" Asked Clyde in Rhetorical voice.
"No!" Snapped Clara. "We are here to address certain issues in our Social order."
The kids looked blankly at her.
"By that, I mean the Gender Var that has plagued us!" Continued Clara. "The Conflict that has broken Hearts, And Turned you into Mindless Drones that can't even bare going to the Bathroom vithout Trying to switch the Labels for them."
Flashback.
Bebe: Those boys are so gonna get it.
Annie: Yeah, And when one comes in we'll bash em, Hehehehe.
Millie: Hey girls. (Goes into the boys bathroom by mistake.)
Boy: GIRL!
Flashback ends.
Annie Knitts rubbed the Back of her Head. "Yeah that was poorly thought out."
"And not only that, But at the Mere cost of your own Relationships." Clara Added. "You only Provided your oppressors more enjoyment to Engrose themselves, This Whole Gender war is and vas Meaningless, YOU IDIOTS!"
The Boys and Girls stood Dumbfounded by this Onslaught.
"Uh, What Oppressors?" Asked Millie Larsen. "The Canadians?"
"No! Although that is A Pretty good one, I'm talking about the Adults of this Stupid, God Damn Town!"
It was at this moment, Craig who had recovered from the Canadian Guards assault, Raised his hand.
"Yes?" Asked Clara.
"We already tried overthrowing them." Craig Explained. "The Result was a Ripoff of Children of the Corn."
"True, But that Time you didn't have Good reason To overthrow them." Explained Clara.
The Kids looked at each other confused.
"What are you talking about?" Asked Francis.
"I'm talking about the One Vho started that started this Var in the First Place." Said Clara. "SkankHunt42!"
"That Guy? What does he have to do with Adults?" Asked Bebe?
"Yeah, He was clearly one of the Boys." Agreed Powder.
"Hey, Shut Your Mouths!" Snapped Dougles.
Clara face palmed as bickering started. "SHUT UP! It could have well been a girl you you knov."
The Kids stopped fighting and looked up at the Clara with confused looks.
"Or perhaps it could have been a baby, Or A rat, Or Maybe Evan Christ himself!"
"What are you saying?" asked Token.
"I'm saying the Identity of The Troll has been a mystery the Entire time, And not one of you ever bothered to figure it out! Besides Break Eric Cartman's belongings, Dump your lovers, And Show your Genitals."
The kids shrunk a bit with each biting word that came out of her mouth.
"Hell, The only person who had the Brains to find out Vho he was is the Very person Vho you acted was dead!" Continued Clara.
"Is she talking about Me?" Asked Heidi?
"Unlike you, She attempted to figure it out and she partially did." Said Clara. "And do you know what she learned? It Vas an Adult!"
The Kids stared then turned their heads towards Heidi, Who, After a moment's hesitation briefly nodded.
"You see." Said Clara. "It vas neither Boys or Girls, And That is vhy ve must now Join together to bring down those who have wronged us, Our idiot Parents."
The kids stood silent as she continued her Speech.
"Take a moment to think, Those Imbeciles and weaklings have done nothing but act as if we are fools, When tribulation occurs, They Tremble and Suck up to it, When something like Facebook and Crime sprees happen, They Call in Facebook's Deranged CEO, and Try to get talking Hands as mayor!" Clara stared piteously as she continued. "It was their misguidance and Misrule that led to this town Nearly falling to PC Oppression and Ads, And More Importantly, You couldn't do anything about this!"
"That still doesn't tell us what you know about Skankhunt." Said Sally turner.
Clara knew she was right. "Fine, You all Vant to know? Fine It vas… Gerald Brovflowski!"
A collective gasp roared out through the Crowd.
"Kyle's Dad?!" Asked Nichole in shock.
"He started the Gender war?" Questioned Tweek.
"Yes." Clara Smirked. "Now I know Vhat you are thinking, "How does she know." Vell, Listen to Kyle."
She pulled out a tape recorder and Pressed the Button.
Kyle's voice suddenly came through it. "He… framed my Brother."
The Kids eyes widened in Horror, Evan Cartman couldn't believe his ears.
"Now you see, All of this Vas for Nothing, You have been… FOOLED."
A small but Angry Clamer started to Rise among the kids.
"Yes, I feel you rage." Said Clara, "I myself feel bitter feeling at this Revolation, That is vhy ve must come together, To bring this injustice to an end once and for all! Though, This Atrocity is not entirely the fault of Adults, You all split apart because of internal reasons as vell."
As she spoke two kids were prodded onstage, One kid by Red and Kevin Stoley. The Other By Jenny Simons and Lola, Both kids had sacks on their heads.
"Vhat vere they? This is they!"
Clara grabbed the Sacks and Yanked them off Revealing the Petrified Faces of Butters and Nelly.
"W-what!?" Asked Butters.
"What's going on?!" Asked Nelly.
"Butters and Nelly?" Asked Kenny.
"While Skankhunt may have Started the Trouble, Some fanned it, Like These two here, Nelly had the Girls dump their Boyfriends, And Butters had the Boy show their Dicks, They made it worse, and For that, They Must share the Adults fate!" Explained Clara.
"Wait? What?" Nelly asked.
"Oh Hamburgers!" Gasped Butters.
As their Guards led them away, The Two fallen leaders struggled against their Captors, Begging for help that would never come.
Clara turned her Attention back to the Crowd.
"It's time for us to band together, It's time we came together, It's time… We Rise."
Be prepared song Opening.
Clara: I know that your powers of retention, Are as wet, As a warthog's backside, But thick as you are… PAY Attention.
Clyde: (Salutes.)
Clara: My words are a matter of Pride, It's clear from your vacant expressions. (Waves her hand in front of Tweeks face.) The Lights are not all upstairs.
Tweek: (Looks blank.)
Clara: But we're talking Trolls, and Revolutions.
Bill and Fosse: (Snicker.)
Clara: Evan you can't be caught unawares!
Bill: Whoa!
Fosse: Wah!
Clara so Prepare for the Chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news, A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer.
Bebe: And where do we feature?
Clara: Just listen to Teacher, I know it sounds soured, But you'll be rewarded, When at last we're all given our dues, And Injustice deliciously Squared! (Kicks down Jason White.) BE PREPARED!
"Yeah be Prepared, We'll be prepared." Said Craig, "For what?
"For the Death of Skankhunt!" Said Clara.
"Why is he sick?" Asked Clyde.
"No fool We're going to kill him, And the other Adults to."
"Great idea, Who needs Authority." Said Esther.
"No rule, No rule, Lalalalala!"
"Idiots! There vill be Order!"
"Hey but you said-" Began Millie.
"I vill have the Power! Stick vith me! And You'll all be free to be together again and Kill your Parents!"
"Yeah! All right, Death to Adults!
"Death to Adults!, Death to Adults!"
"What?!"
Kids: it's great that were all reconnected, For a Queen who'll be all time adored.
Clara: Of course Quid pro Quo, Your expected, To take certain duties on board, The future is littered with Prizes, And though I'm the Main Addressee, The Point that I must emphasize is, YOU VONT GET A KILL WITHOUT ME!
Tricia: (Falls over a chair.)
Clara: So prepare! For the Coup of the century! Be Prepared! For the Murkiest scam!
Red, Esther and Millie: La! La! La!
Clara: meticulous Planning.
Kids: We'll have blood!
Clara: Tenacity Spanning
Kids: Blood For Blood.
Clara: Decades of Denial!
Kids: We'll get ours
Clara: Is simply Why I'll.
Kids: For good and All!
Clara: Have Vengeance on Skankhunt! And Bring his head on a spike, To see what a terror I am! Yes my teeth and Ambitions are Bared! BE PREPARED!
Craig, Tweek and Bebe: Yes our teeth and Ambitions are bared!
Kids: Be Prepared!
The Children Let out Several Evil laughs, As Stan, Heidi, Cartman and Kenny looked on with Horrified Expressions.
To be Continued.
Well, Now we're getting to the Good stuff, Hang on Tight folks. :)