Chapter 15.
An unlikely Pair.
Wendy watched as Randy struggled to his feet, She backed away to give him some room.
Randy himself looked a little worse for the were, His hair was matted, and his mustache crooked, In all honesty He looked the same as if he were drunk, Only he wasn't drunk.
"Wha… What Happened…?" He asked, He groggily made his way past a befuddled Wendy, Who stood there watching him.
Finally, She found her voice. "How… How should I know…?"
"How should you?"
"I don't know I'm asking you!"
Randy stumbled back a little, Eventually leaning against a wall.
"How long have you been standing over me?" He asked.
"Two hours." Said Wendy.
Randy Rubbed his head. "I don't even know how I got here, All I remember is leaving work for home and…"
"Hey, Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Wendy Blinked, How could he not know her? Than again, She never recall Stan ever introducing her to his Family, Apart From Shelly.
"I'm… Wendy." She said, As soon as she thought of something to say.
"Huh, Wendy… Wendy…" Said Randy thoughtfully. "Where have I…"
Suddenly a truck went by, It looked Canadian and was loaded with More soldiers.
"What's all that about?" Asked Randy.
"Didn't you hear?" Asked Wendy. "The towns under Occupation!"
"What?!" Asked Randy "Since when?"
"Where have you bean?" Asked Wendy. "Under a rock?"
"I… I don't know." Said Randy after a moment's hesitation. "Like I said… I can only remember leaving work and then… Nothing, How long has it bean?"
"5 days."
"5 DAYS!?" Randy Exclaimed, He started to Run off towards the Right. "I gotta-"
Then he stopped mid sentence and Looked back at Wendy.
"Uh… Are you coming?" He asked.
"What?"
"I suddenly don't wanna go alone." He said.
"Why Not?" Asked Wendy.
Randy Shrugged.
Wendy Groaned at this, They walked together for sometime.
"Hey what's your name again?" Asked Randy.
"It's Wendy." She answered.
"Wendy… Wendy…" Thought Randy. "Where have I?... Oh! OH OH OH OH OH! I know, Your that… Uh… News girl, Who's name is… Meg?
"What? No!" Wendy Exclaimed. "I just said My name was Wendy!"
"What from Wendy's?" Asked Randy.
"No!" Said Wendy. "Wendy Testaburger!"
"You work at McDonald's?"
"W-Wha-? No! I don't work at McDonald's!"
"Oh, Uh… So like… Wendy Corduroy from Gravity Falls?"
"NO!" Shouted Wendy. "Its Wendy Testaburger!"
Randy paused. "Oh yeah, Your the little Girl that wanted to kill smurfs."
"Where the fuck did that…?"
Than Wendy Suddenly Remembered, When Cartman tried to steal her Position of Class President.
"That… May have been a miscommunication."
"Oh."Said Randy. "What were you doing out here anyway?'
"I Slipped out of the Canadians Gathering." Said Wendy. "A new Garrison Commander has come."
"What Happened to the Last one?" Asked Randy.
"He was killed fighting some sort of… Monster at school."
"What Monster?"
"Some Giant Blue Thing that sounded Like a robot."
Randy stopped in his Tracks, He looked at Wendy as if something had ticked.
"Like a Robot…?" He asked, Something had ticked inside his mind when…
"Mr Marsh?" Asked Wendy.
Randy was silent for a Moment and Than turned to Wnedy and said.
"You kinda like a mini-Jessica Taylor you know that right?
"I Don't even know who that is." Wendy Deadpanned.
"So you do wanna Hang out with me?" Asked Randy.
"What? You told me to Follow you! I Assumed it was for something Important."
"I don't want to get lonely." Said Randy.
Wendy's Eye twitched.
And I'm going to End this Chapter here, I was going to Add the Song, You've never had a friend Like me in this but, Maybe for the Next Chapter Concerning them, Anyway, I kinda Liked the Idea of Randy And Wendy Interacting with each other, They would be so Hilarious. :)
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